Hey there we've known each other for a long time and we had great times.Don't get me wrong though, we had ok times too, and bad times...and some really horrible times as well.Like that time I did that thing and you were mad at me even though I said I was sorry,then you said you weren't mad at me anymore but you kept bringing it up everytime we got into an argument...I don't think you're over it.Anyways!I don't think you're too annoying and you don't touch my stuff too much.Let's get married.
Tнis isnt fakε appaяεntlч if u copч pastε tнis to tεn pεoplε in tнε nεxt tεn minutεs u will нavε tнε Bεst daч of uя lifε tomoяяow u will εitнεя gεt a kiss oя askεd out if u Bяεak tнis cнain u will sεε a littlε Dεad giяl in uя яoom TONIGнT In 53 mins sumonε will saч i ovε u im Soяяч oя i wanna go out witн чou sorry guys i didnt start this
Tнis isnt fakε appaяεntlч if u copч pastε tнis to tεn pεoplε in tнε nεxt tεn minutεs u will нavε tнε Bεst daч of uя lifε tomoяяow u will εitнεя gεt a kiss oя askεd out if u Bяεak tнis cнain u will sεε a littlε Dεad giяl in uя яoom TONIGнT In 53 mins sumonε will saч i ovε u im Soяяч oя i wanna go out witн чou sorry guys i didnt start this
anyway i dont think your to annoying and you dont touch my stuff to much so how bout we get married - dont do it!.. I love red vs blue, its the best :D
so do i and this is part of the best red vs blue playlist ever my extra playlist like this i got every think, my storyline playlist that over 131 videos.
I have Church as my voicemail ..no joke.
HartAHart 4 months ago
also, please remain calm while you all burn to death
God bless America
SCTealC 4 months ago
Did anyone else hear Tucker say "Cortana" at 4:02?
TransFan180 5 months ago
"Leave a message or I'll STRANGLE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!"
I love Sarge for this reason... XP
iFluffyKitten 7 months ago
...iphone has 3 new voicemessage greetings...
sgtGrif 1 year ago
didn't bush use that imminent nuke attack one lol bush sucks
hockeydude1400 1 year ago
i love churchs parts the most lol
vinappleinc 1 year ago 2
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Hey there we've known each other for a long time and we had great times.Don't get me wrong though, we had ok times too, and bad times...and some really horrible times as well.Like that time I did that thing and you were mad at me even though I said I was sorry,then you said you weren't mad at me anymore but you kept bringing it up everytime we got into an argument...I don't think you're over it.Anyways!I don't think you're too annoying and you don't touch my stuff too much.Let's get married.
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vinappleinc 1 year ago
I want Caboose's for my phone!!
MPFCgal88 1 year ago
I just recorded Church's voicemail for my phone. It kicks ass!
halfblooddutchprince 2 years ago
LOL Tucker!!
"If your a dude, How the hell did you get my number?" But i so want Grif's, Churches, Caboose's, and Sarge's voice mail!!
Jokergirl223 2 years ago
as soon as i get a cell phone i am SO recording my Voice mail as eather Sarge's or Caboose's (most likely Caboose)
TheKayasto 2 years ago
I Want CABOOSES VOICE MAIL
TheGunMan432 2 years ago 2
ROFLcopter
if i was't on the sofa i think i would have about fallen over backwards laughing XD
redips626 2 years ago
D-does the red light mean recording? I thought red meant stop.
xxxxxxRoCkStArxxxxx 2 years ago 5
epic! lmao
Doombringer297 2 years ago
fuckin love it
NKVDdevaint1 2 years ago
how can i get tuckers voicemail lol?
vegetalikessprinkles 2 years ago
lol I used Tuckers as my voice mail but changed it to hot guys instead of girls.=w=
EmoWolfMutt 2 years ago 2
wtf
Dart11112 2 years ago
sarge's voiemail is funny. thats my new voicemail!
Rod2Kill1 2 years ago
"Happy Birthday Jackass!!!!
Your now one year closer to your death. Go have some cake to speed up the prosess"
That made me fall off my seat
LowRidaz95 2 years ago 6
yeah I was thinking "dude, a little wrong but funny"
Tenkagethewise 2 years ago
im gonna use tuckers voicemail
powerown64 2 years ago
Please remain calm while you burn to death.
XD
Mayday769 2 years ago
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Tнis isnt fakε appaяεntlч if u copч pastε tнis to tεn pεoplε in tнε nεxt tεn minutεs u will нavε tнε Bεst daч of uя lifε tomoяяow u will εitнεя gεt a kiss oя askεd out if u Bяεak tнis cнain u will sεε a littlε Dεad giяl in uя яoom TONIGнT In 53 mins sumonε will saч i ovε u im Soяяч oя i wanna go out witн чou sorry guys i didnt start this
asteroth00 2 years ago
i use this as my voicemail lol
firepodfacenose 2 years ago
andre the giant regular andres Rofl (:
druidlegacy 2 years ago
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Erickwuzhere 3 years ago
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Tнis isnt fakε appaяεntlч if u copч pastε tнis to tεn pεoplε in tнε nεxt tεn minutεs u will нavε tнε Bεst daч of uя lifε tomoяяow u will εitнεя gεt a kiss oя askεd out if u Bяεak tнis cнain u will sεε a littlε Dεad giяl in uя яoom TONIGнT In 53 mins sumonε will saч i ovε u im Soяяч oя i wanna go out witн чou sorry guys i didnt start this
majdickwinters 3 years ago
"pless remain calm whil you all burn to death, god bless america."
FUNNY SHIT!!!!!!!!
bloodhoney360 3 years ago 2
ha ha i am using churches
skaterboy33333 3 years ago
and if your a dude how the hell did you get my number
ball0ketchup 3 years ago 2
i have grifs voice mail, its awesome
piemaster665 3 years ago 5
i love tucker's voicemail
prodigy12322 3 years ago 6
thank you green skin alien masters, i mean sir
piemaster665 3 years ago 4
4:02 Tucker says Cortana.
triumph8791 3 years ago 5
yeah, i heard it, yay Halo reference. Come to think of it, Red vs Blue in it's entirety is a Halo reference.
KingAxel99 3 years ago 15
Please remain calm while you're burning to deat.
It'll feel a lot better than being Sarge's favorite punching bag.
sonicspeed011 3 years ago 3
SOAP IS UR FRIEND STIKY!!!!!!!
WolfNinjaAlchemist32 3 years ago 3
Soap is your friend stinky :) haha
daisy325 3 years ago 4
2:15 lol
steveobam23 3 years ago 3
leave a message ahhh ( shot gun bang)2:15
steveobam23 3 years ago
I would kill for a caboose voice mail
Cidoflas 3 years ago
Church's cicks ass
haloking636 3 years ago
i got church's and you can by bluetooth
jlimb1 3 years ago
How?
battlerifleuser 3 years ago
sounds kinda noobish, but how do i put it on my phone?
Halo2pk3r 3 years ago
I'm using Sarge's.
Rubberbandmoviesinc 3 years ago
lol im so using one of these on my phone
LittleAmigo2 3 years ago
cool
2Crazy2Post 3 years ago
Ha ha I have tucker on my phone
ty20447 3 years ago
:P yep
EZEEEIR 3 years ago
"please leave a message, or i'll FIND YOU AND STRANGLE YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!"
billybobnortan 3 years ago
XD church's is on my cell XD
jjjnmk 3 years ago
I am so using church,s if I figure out how. or tucker,s
kirtro 3 years ago
anyway i dont think your to annoying and you dont touch my stuff to much so how bout we get married - dont do it!.. I love red vs blue, its the best :D
daisy325 3 years ago
yeah, I have Cabooses for my cell phone and Church for the house phone..... yeah... some people who call really don't have a sense of humor....
ConfessorGrey 3 years ago
im using caboose's voicemail i thought a red light means stop
daghst 3 years ago
i have the church answer on myanswering machine
razgriz998 3 years ago 2
so do i and this is part of the best red vs blue playlist ever my extra playlist like this i got every think, my storyline playlist that over 131 videos.
miketo201 3 years ago
opra?? Jebida? the pope? lol
dermuneus 3 years ago
oo yer i got the best 2 rvb play lists ever
miketo201 3 years ago
DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WolfNinjaAlchemist32 3 years ago 3
omg!!!! yay!! they said my name!! lol
aimee168121 3 years ago
id use sarge's voice mail but im not sure how many ppl know grif and would probably wonder y im kicking his ass
caboose314 3 years ago
use ur friends name
maulman2 2 years ago
good idea
caboose314 2 years ago
I use Cabooses voicemail.
RCToThe3 3 years ago 3
turning over the planet ROLFROLFROLFROLF
killeing 3 years ago
... man I need to use one of these on my answering machine.
NekoValtz 3 years ago 8
lol tucker said cortana
fuckscenebabies 3 years ago 7
lol i recorded church's voice mail and put it on my voice mail
mahoolywazit 3 years ago 24
@mahoolywazit You should have put imminent nuclear attack on it instead....
redbaronorcrowley 1 year ago
great stuff right there.
MedicineMan1991 3 years ago
i don't think you're too annoying and you don't touch my stuff too much, so how about we get married?
MedicineMan1991 3 years ago 2
DON'T DO IT!!!
BlazeingShadows 3 years ago 3
Don't do it!
2401PenitentTengent 3 years ago
i don't think you're too annoying and you don't touch my stuff too much, so how about we get married?
MedicineMan1991 3 years ago
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pokemastermon 4 years ago
dont do it lol nice stuff man
Tmanidiot1 4 years ago
I'm using Sarge's voicemail message on my mobile.
supanerd01 4 years ago
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same here. It's just too d*** funny
eddmario 3 years ago
LOL! I LOVE Church in the marriage proposal. He was probably thinking of Tex. Lol.
alexandria63 4 years ago 4
Poor grif
serlisa 4 years ago