I'm defect free; Paul Dirac biography; nadiaTeeze = Xena, warrior princess

[x1x2x3ct]

who the fuck is this fagget

[SurprizedDaily]

Dude, be your mistress if you were married?? Why in GODS creation would ANY woman want to marry you when you just clearly told the World what kind of man you are???? No wonder you're single man!!! On a brighter note, glad to hear you're ahh, disease free! I can only suggest instead of pretending, "Look to GOD above and give Him the thanks and praise He deserves"! He may also work on that heart of yours, if you allow Him to that is! No woman wants a "cheater", which you openly announce you are!

[llamasausage]

whats that video at the beginning with the girl???

[Paul07901]

Blessed be DP!

[Paul07901]

Blessed be DP!

[PachucoDesigns]

I've never heard of fudge so good that it can save a life. I think I gotta try some now. lol

[XInterMindedX]

great to have you back dp, we missed your vids for a while there :)

[rootsxrocks]

Im really Glad to see you back in the saddle DF  Now get to work you slacker

[glasshammer52]

So, you were slammed to your death bed by an unknown disease?

I suggest you claim rights to it. Imagine: Desertphile's Disease.

Everyone who gets it has to send you $20.

[TerrentiaLive]

That was very nice of Nadia :)

Glad to see that fudge can bring you right back in business. :P

[lufah234]

"Hey baby come home with me, I don't have any of these diseases." great pick-up line

[MadSmokerBBQ]

Congrats on staying this side of the green grass!!!

Glad you're better and defect-free...

[TheFallibleFiend]

Never heard of it, but that title definitely goes on "my list."

[canonicalbasis]

so glad to see you up and looking so much better, way to go dp.

[deathweaselx86]

You look and sound 200% better. :-)

[NecromanceS]

sad faice :(

[NecromanceS]

keep the facial hair dude... you look so cool with it.

[Desertphile]

Last night I removed the face hair. I don't like getting hair with every meal. :-)

[deathweaselx86]

I endorse this message.

[RichardRoy2]

You're looking a hell of a lot better, man. Good to see you regaining your form. Apetite returning after the fudge brownies? Hmm. Hash brownies?. LOL And take that report to a WWF womens wrestling match to get layed. The warior type seems to arouse you. Keep well.

[metrx330]

We all love u DP.

[anavarre]

Hell of a pick up line you got worked out man.

[ILYIAB]

No smoking! Not even weed? Hmm... Something is wrong. Better call Amsterdam.

Good to see you up and about DP!

[anmoose]

Hey, fully armed with your reports, I think you should be able to ask Nadia to marry you. Or at least move in for a while...

Seriously, she picked up on one thing that just might trigger your appetite, and it worked. Brilliant, and very caring.

Now get off your ass and get back to work. There are cows out there that haven't been properly hollered at for weeks!

[nadiaTeeze]

~totally blushing~ I'm glad you enjoyed the fudge. I was completely panicked when you got sick. I remembered that chocolate shopping video you made.. voila fudge. Can't have my youtube crush not feeling well. =)

[Desertphile]

You know just how evil I am? When my brother came to visit, I HID THE FUDGE! Gods, what a horrible brother I am!

[pyromania152]

Monstrous! But I can only imagine I would do the same thing in your position. :-P

[crusaderrabbit60]

Well it's good to see that you are on the mend.....The last video I wacth you looked worse than your HAT...LOL....

[NotSoOldHippy]

LOL! Let's hear it for fudge! The miracle cure! (And laughter.)

[Anthrax4000]

YAYZ FOR FUDGE!

lol

[d3adp001]

what was in the fudge again?

[withinspace]

Thanks for the recommendation. I'm going to buy the strangest man tomorrow morning.

[CousinoMacul]

Dirac rocks! (Yes, I'm a nerd.)

[llanoVox]

Amen Brother, Denial is the Greatest virtue a Real Man can have.

[itsmaxinthebox]

"but I'm thinking it's the fudge..." That made me laugh so hard it hurts.

[Hockeygod98]

I know what made you so sick ...chemtrails!

[NotSoOldHippy]

ROFL! Chemtrails.

[Hockeygod98]

:)

I thought that'd get your attention. But you can't prove I'm wrong. Wait, I've got it it. Obama is using military jets to spread chemtrails, which will make people seriously ill, and that wide spread illness will force his communist socialist health care bill through the house and the senate, then, once the health care bill is signed by Obama and becomes law, he celebrates by burning an American flag on the white house steps with Bin Laden.

^ over under on this ending up on Glenn Beck?

[NotSoOldHippy]

Chemtrail lunacy always seems to make me break out in laughter. Oh yeah, I can easilly see some rightarded extremist loon like Glenn Beck rearranging the letters in President Obama's name on a white board and coming up "Chemtrails." LOL! I think I'll offer that suggestion to the rightards in alt.impeach.bush and see if any of the birther loons bite.

[TheStephenation]

Chemtrails: quite possibly my second favorite conspiracy theory ever. Black helicopters are first, of course.

[nevinyrralsdisk]

Damn, that lab report is thicker than three Michael Bay movie scrips stuck together. Glad to see you up and around!

[2bsirius]

"Hi, I'm Desertphile and I'm disease free."

Yup...Works...

By coincidence, I'm reading "The Strangest Man"...I was surprised to discover that it wasn't about you...

BUT I LOVE YOU OF COURSE! LOVE DIRAC TOO BTW,

You look great.

[mess4opana]

you look much better!

is that "special" fudge- like 'special brownies'?

FUNNY!- this month I was hospitalized for 10 days btwn the 8th & 19th. the doctors couldnt figure out what was going on either at least i'm at home!

your experiences in the hospital seemed similar to mine. i didnt realize how 'deathly' ill i was until i started to get better. i probably developed an intestinal infection (c. diff?) which can be fatal. (thankfully i have health insurance while im studying full-time @ CSU EB!

[Desertphile]

Erk! Ack! Ten days in the hospital? I hope someone sent some fudge to you. :-) Being in the hospital is like being in the belly of a massive implacable machine, where dozens of people do things to you and don't say why.

[TheStephenation]

It's only LIKE that? I think it actually IS that...

[happyjesus123]

Glad to hear you are feeling better and a great video idea.

[Brianswers]

Get wekll soon DP!

I miss nadias videos. Too bad she left youtube.

[Geodge]

"There is no God and Dirac is His prophet."

So happy to see you back in the land of the living, DP. You're looking great!

[papafox]

Glad to see you're back!  :-)

But please don't "manly" yourself back into a sick bed.

[mobiltec]

Welcome back David...

[TheEnglishAthiest]

hmm some special fudge gave you the munchies? What was in it? he he he

[KingHeathen]

Glad to see you back up to speed again, my friend!

All hail the miracle fudge!

[musicgeniusno1]

Nothing in the reports eh? It must have been those xenu body thetans the scientologists are on about. They can't be detected by modern science you know, haha!! ;)

Good to see you're on the mend DP. Take it slowly until you're much stronger. All the best to you :):)

[TheStephenation]

They can be detected by the scientific device known as an "e-meter." :P

[SpeedFreakNO]

Glad you're well again :D \o/ Now take that report and find a woman! Or several!

[Dunsinane]

From the last time I was sick - the top 3 phrases you don't want to hear from a doctor:

1) "LUPUS"

2) "Brain Tumor"

3) "Have you been to Thailand recently?"

Sounds like the lungs are nearly back to full power and the crotchetiness is at full bore. Welcome back, DP. :-)

[TheStephenation]

0) "Necrotizing faciitis"

[philhellenes]

"Not many men in Santa Fe have such a report..."

There might be one less soon. ;)

GREAT to see you back up and obviously on the way to "rude" good health.

[jussts]

LOL... at the end of the video you remind me of my dad, a man that drove his manual transmission truck to the hospital with a badly broken leg rather than ask for help. You're both tough bastards... a little ridiculous but tough.

[Glacies12]

YEAAAH! A real man would stand in a thunderstorm, on the side of a mountain, holding an umbrella, and taunting the gods! HELL YEAH!

But really, you should listen to the doctor, you would achieve more if you wait to get better and do work than run yourself ragged because you haven't recovered.

[georgiahoosier]

Look at you bouncing back from the edge of the reaper's realm!

There's a collective sigh of relief from all your fans and followers.

Keep at it

[Walabio]

Others have already wrote this, but you look better. Since the tests reveal nothing, you must never have been sick. ;-) Cryptic diseases suck. I hope that you recover fully soon.

[phenixwryter]

Its great to see you're back-you sound and look good! : )

[RyuDarragh]

They checked for Hanta Virus, too? There are a handful of them like that that doctors say things like "Well, it's so unexpected, we never test for that..."... until it kills some guy that was cleaning out rats in his barn in South Dakota.

[Desertphile]

Good question there. I do not see that virus listed. I also asked why no "stool samples" were taken, to look for various Yersinia strains.

[RyuDarragh]

Yeah. Your symptoms were much like the ones listed for Hanta Virus. I doubt it would have been Yersinia, though. Could have been Y. Pseudotuberculosis, but you don't live in an area common for that. 'less you been to Iran or Iraq in the last few weeks :P

[marsCubed]

yeah, I agree, he picked up a bug of some kind.

happens.

[CanadienAtheist]

It's great to see you are feeling better, and getting your "drive" back.

At 0:51 "likely looking lovely lass leaning on the bar..."

Lols.

[rippemies]

Great to hear you're doing better :)

[billythefifer]

Ok no more hospital vacation jokes, but would you recommend the at deaths door diet for weight loss. We are all just glad to see you get well again and all the jokes relieved some of the worry. But I suppose if you have had a variation on the vacation hospital joke a thousand times it would get a bit wearing. So now the death diet jokes will begin.

[Desertphile]

Heh! Naw, I cannot say I actually recommend a trip to the Intensive Care Unit for losing weight. :-) Seems there must be a less expensive way.

[Vogter2100]

Damn good to see you and I like the idea of putting those papers to good use hehehe

[hellshade2]

glad to see your feeling better david, you gave us all a big scare.

you better take your time and getcompletely well. don't push yourself to hard til your strentgh returns because if you have a relapse i'm gonna come to new mexico and kill ya ;D

[OutMendham]

NadiaTeeze totally rocks.

[Saukko31]

Yay, you look and sound better, desertphile. Looking forward to your video.

[dannypantsgm]

So nice to see ur up and running business as usual. I'm jealous of your report too.

[Largo64]

Welcome back to the land of the living! Just the notice of Nadia would get my heart started again, too. It's great that you have that report. Now if you can just find a woman with a similar report! Whoopee!

[CiphersSon]

6:25 Dude i'm so glaD ur back. The microbiology of or exsistince rules when we meet kool people like ya

keep rawking!

[CiphersSon]

3:03 googleplex

[CiphersSon]

shave Chief ;-)

[Paxmax]

Wow! DP! You look / sound about 85% healed! but I bet you are still pretending to be ok!!

Take it easy man.... do some readin... some effortless planning...

[Vogter2100]

85% yeah... he should plan videos and relax but I bet he wont, relax that is. :)

[rednecktrucker1969]

Nadia was my very first subscriber. Glad you are doing better! Don't pass out. :)

[carrierexchange]

hope you are well man!

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

YEA WARRIOR WOMEN!

[lamnaa]

With Fudge!

[Desertphile]

Indeed, the world could use more warrior women, here in every-day life.

[fonna]

Nice to see you're coming back to your old self there, DP.

Looking good!

[raindog951]

Looking good Sir!

[AGrandt]

Welcome back among the living :-)

[amanojaku666]

My brownies would give you a great appetite too. Great to she you up and about.

[dewonthegrass]

You look very well, thank goodness!

I am looking forward to the killer women video. What a nice topic.

[Arcandrith]

No more oxygen tank it looks like. Glad to see your doing better!

[DonHoraldo]

great to see your off oxygen. you're sounding. . . . well not good but like yourself. :P

[kelliko70]

You are looking and sounding better! So glad to see you that way!

[SSanf]

Now, THAT sounds like you! LOL! Glad to see you sounding spunky.

[LordShadrach]

WELCOME BACK DESERTPHILE!!!

-LS.

[6stringbadger]

You definitely look and sound better. Desertphile is back!

[LittleTruckingBozo]

Good to see you are doing videos again DP

[ArmoredRat]

Fudge is the best form of moral support.

[Sarahon06]

The report is good, but you gotta get rid of that sweater. lulz

[soulinite]

I'm glad you are well!

The anti-vac crack pots are out in force in the wake of an H1N1 vaccine rolle out. We need to stop them.

[GetMeThere1]

You're looking and sounding damn good! Great to see you better!

[orpiment99]

Be careful, we don't want you to end up back in the hospital due to pushing yourself too hard.

[intelligentfalling]

OMFG! your eyes are back in yur head and yur voice is normal!! YAY!!

Now crush me some creationists :-p

I really am glad you are back :-) you almost gave me a heart attack