Unemployment at 4 Year High! gnooze 8-1-08

[LabRat6619]

Wow how does that Russian girl keep up that American accent for SO LONG??

[zeno57]

5 stars;; great russian accent,lol,I loved it and u

[Nic33rd]

Oh, sweet! You got Grandpa in there! I bet he's happy to get some work!

[mike8494]

Your dog is great Marta ***** :-D Mike

[BettaScream]

Your dog is awesome. lol. Love how you included her in there. She looks great in a tie. I'd hire her. She could clean up the food my daughter drops on the floor and keep my cats out of shannanagins. I pay 10 pats-per-hour...with opportunities for bonuses. Its a win-win situation, really.

[OrgasmandTea]

you mean bone-uses right? lol

[BettaScream]

Har har har! Oh, damnit, why didn't I think of it first?! =P lol

Kudos be to your cheesiness! ;)

[CineRam]

Marta, how come you've cut out part of the song? In your last vid you responded to people voicing displeasure over your appeal for ad dollars. If you cut the good stuff and put pleas for ads in its place, people will probably continue to complain. Like me. And I like you. A lot.

[strav12]

Hey you! Get movin on your Asian accents - what' wrong with a jolly good Indian or vewy vewy special fwied Chinese accent on your vids? Perceptive as ever...clever Dolly!

[celidee]

I feel like the doggy =*(

[vladimir4055]

That was really funny about the vodka thanks

[000stryke3000]

☆☆☆☆☆

[gitarzero2]

You should get rid of the first 30 seconds of the video for every video. Or at least just the bush ad thing. I didn't subscribe to get a gnooze ad, I subscribed to learn about the world around me in a funny way.

[MillionthUsername]

Yeah, that was a good one! You can't go wrong with "wodka". The Russian accent is so much fun.

Grandpaw....dude, it's a dog-eat-dog world and you have to keep sniffing out those opportunities. Don't let those wolves get ya or play dead. And don't just sit and speak and beg. That dog won't hunt. Get out there to get your treats!

Oh, man, that was hilarious with the dog. I loved it! : )

[sac2ase1]

Hhmm Good Video As Always marta.. Keep Up The Good Work Hun

[airborne373]

As always 3 thumbs up.

[ZachsMind]

...Dolly's a pig?

[rain8a]

also i liked your russian accent!!!!!!!

awsome video!!

[ujdo]

Don't be all over Granpa's back. It's hard for the elderly to get anything outside of Walmart greeter or McDonalds. At least he's out there trying unlike some dogs (ya Dolly, I mean you.)

(;-{)}

[spacebroom]

That pale green is a good color for you.

[AndyNamel]

here she goes with the vodka jokes again...

[wildbill1911A1]

ha ha ha .. you chicked out.. "lazy beotch" would have been too unprofessional I suppose!

[djbuck1]

One of your best to date! Your comment about "trust" and nuclear deals is priceless. And hey, I think Grandpa is showing commendable initiative-- though he needs a fashion consultant.

[rhymingwithoranges]

I used to work for adecco...

thank got i got out

lol

[jogayot]

they should have pulled out their stills from the other side of the moon... i bet they got sriously burnt otherwize.

[Katatawnic]

Honors for this video:

#92 - Premium Most Viewed (Today) - News & Politics - Canada

#100 - Premium Most Viewed (Today) - News & Politics - Taiwan

#71 - Top Rated (Today) - News & Politics

Not bad Marta, you've got "Premium" honors! ;)

(I've not seen "Premium" in the honors categories yet, wonder when YouTube implemented that one?)

As always.... ***** for the smiley, happy portrayal of the Gnooze!

[TellUaboutitt]

I'm from the union, and you better be able to produce that Dog's SAG-CARD.

[Aaroncast86]

What you could do is make a few different advertisement blurbs using other popular gnooze character voices. Maybe one for each day of the week? Predictably some people will get upset over them, perhaps put the clip at the end of the video?

Keep up the great work! Love the show.

[HumanTruth0000]

Your russian was sublime. I wish CNN was like this.

[Katatawnic]

HT, the Gnooze is the only news I'll watch 99% of the time. Marta rocks, wouldn't you agree? ;)

[HumanTruth0000]

kat-100%,lol.

[TheSumpPump]

Marta, Marta, Marta...

[JimmerSD]

The grandpaw has great fashion sense!

[namename654]

Sad to see another worker in the doghouse!

I hope someone throws the dog a bone!

Work is such a bitch anyways!

Okay okay I'll stop. =)

[chimera15]

crazy ties are what life is all about though.

[mysticfm]

A really, REALLY good episode today, Marta.

1:40 to 1:46: without a doubt the most simultaneously funny, pointed and rather troubling thing you've ever said on this channel.

[Zarbod]

Marta, I was just working on a show with Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. Now it's going to look like I was ripping you off.  Girl, you're reading my mind.

[HaleyMary]

I like the dog's tie. The moon eating the sun. Funny. Great show. :)

[noteveryonesacockney]

I keep trying to 'air drum' to your intro like I used to but because you've changed it I keep getting it wrong :'[

Tehe, your dog is cute :)

[geekyvince]

I know I have been looking so long for a job ) :

[SonomaDave1]

Love the variety this time! Thanks!

[Penthercy]

first, love ya