How To Impress a Man on a Date

[mushymaple]

you willn eed: a mouth

[mushymaple]

suck his dick

[amitdaniely1]

skip step 1 and you ready

[jackstrap74]

I PLAY COD... here you go

[MegaCollinator]

I saw hwr butt when she did the backstand

[Fergusforslipknot]

"men love women that eat"

"keep the conversation light"

lol seriously?

[finretard69]

i love when she brings out the bible he motions to the waiter he need to get drunk fast

[StarWarrior008]

I em man and I em not impressed.If you really want to impress man come naked.

[MissyVloggin]

@StarWarrior008 Lol, omg really? And I *AM not impressed with your spelling. Dude, gtfo and go watch star trek or something.

[StarWarrior008]

@MissyVloggin 1.I watched almost every episode of StarTrek 2.I hate douches that mock people because of their spelling,this is internet not grammar exam!!! 3.Suck my big hairy juicy salty chocolate balls!!!

[fatimaaly84]

WHY MEN LOVE BITCHES??not my saying,,A book title

[rosytaylor621]

This is good advice for women in their early 20s. It's when men and women start grasping who they are

[val81399]

1:49 the dog is so cute

[uberyoshi1]

show up naked with alcahol. lol works every time. jk, jk

[xboxandds123]

lisen woman want a boyfriend

step 1: grab his cock

there you go

[shelly12798]

Damn. I don't have a personality

[Redalicous1]

STUPID!!!

[NewVegasBorder]

Step 1: Flash him.

Done.

[TableWolfMusic]

0:51 Stay on neutralising topics and stay away from polarising ones such as religion and politics... oh and those tits of course.

[DoctorLawyerWhatever]

You want to impress me, ladies? Stop being shameless parasites and YOU PAY for the dinner.

[veronica3001]

this is crap.. sorry. :)

[abdallahpr2]

Same girl from"How to be the center of attention" Or something :P

[tribalfriend1]

A women being rude to a restaurant employee will show what type of personality they have. No need then to figure them out. Just move on to a kinder person.

[RicardoTrailersTV]

What if they are both guys?

[SketchTuner16]

@RicardoTrailersTV then which one's the "GIRL" XD

[RicardoTrailersTV]

@SketchTuner16 Well.....

[RicardoTrailersTV]

@SketchTuner16 What if i say that hypothetically me?

[avriebell]

Ummmmmm did anyone else notice her nipple poking out the whole dinner date?!?!

[Mangaka75]

@avriebell

It may look like that but that was the light and the color of her dress giving that impression.

[Dragonfyre137]

I have no personality. where do I get it?

[bryandeezy]

How ro impres a man on adate according to Howcast:

1. Wear a Nice Outfit

2. Appetite

3. Conversation Skills

4. Personality

In reality:

1. Basically wear two peices of string over your nips.

2. Dont be fat.

3. Be able to relate everything you say to sex

4. ....I dont have a joke for this one but you get the idea.

[TehDarkKnife]

Girls do the direct opposite of that

and do this:

Step 1: No outfit.

Step 2: Order a salad, so you will be thin.

Step 3: Forget about everyone else and focus on your man

Step 4: Make sure your boob is getting noticed while you talk about religion or politics ( 0:53 )

Step 5: Ask about a sexual book.

Step 6: Talk about your old lesbian relationships.

Step 7: Ask about his interests - and when he says he likes to fuck, get ready for him tiger ;).

[Kissing12Roses]

Judging by all the comments here I am so very happy I am an aromantic asexual :)

[applecheer276]

i'm a guy, i watch videos like these(e.g. how to make a guy like you, how to impress a guy) so i can at least get a hint if she's trying to impress me or not

[makeme522]

"Men love women who eat" uhh no, I don't want a fat pig eat steak

[QueenofPancakes5260]

im happy im single, almost all men are pigs

[applecheer276]

@QueenofPancakes5260  lol, i'm not =P

[Sasinio]

Grow bigger tits

[matchbox2022]

Do the opposite of all this girls.

[SahraSunshine]

That guys gotta honker!

[GreeceOTOT]

step one

guy: "so, what music do you like, i bet you like justin biever and pop"

me: "ew no, i prefer classic rock and heavy metal, anything from glam to black metal, in fact the only way to turn me on is by a good guitar solo, if you're lucky and happen to have Eruption by Van Halen somewhere in your music collection you'll get laid tonight for sure"

done

[mycomputerandI]

WTF?!?! 0:13

[zivjax]

Step 2 is dead on! I can't stand a woman who is mean to wait-staff or people serving us.

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

the question is where do you find an attractive guy to date?

[l3urla]

I'm looking at all the comments. If the only way to impress a guy who just wants to see a girl's boobs, then I don't really want to impress you at all! WTF

[EclecticDiscus]

@l3urla

We don't want to see them unless they are worthy. Fried eggs are not impressive, at all! Girls that have impressive boobs, do not hide them, they flaunt them. A venus fly trap they use to perfection.

[SuperPhoenix5]

Girls I am single :)

[another505]

you will need:

nothing to wear

[invaderpink]

What was that at the beginning lol she like flipped over backwards was that her impressing him?

[MrZvonac]

just show me your boobs and I will be impressed

[MusicLover10463]

@MrZvonac what if its a flat chested girl

[luddomatic]

who want to date me ?

[phillyfan856]

show him ur titts when he opens the door to pick you up works every time

[finretard69]

if u want the date go well go back 2 your place and show him "a good time"

[joyariffic]

that girl was over doing it

[mistaben2k]

Please pay for your

Big Mac!

[758602]

Pay the bill and later ask about a second date before he does. That's all you need to know to impress.

Tip three is the only good tip here, disregard the others, trying to follow a set of rules isn't natural or being yourself.

[Crosswizz]

Step 1: Act sluty

Trust me, I'm a man

[luddomatic]

@Crosswizz haha come on that is not nice to say

[SnoMan1818]

@Crosswizz my girl is like that so bad its awesome

[MKDude600]

Step 8: Touch the guy lightly on his chest, and say: "Hey handsome. You wanna come to my apartment and mess around?"

[JoosepJoosepnn1995]

step 1: dress up for your date

NO SHIT!

[SanAndreas997]

show ur cleavege

[skyer0blue]

does that actually work?

[SanAndreas997]

Im a man so yeah it would work. if you hint the guy.

[ZILOGz80VIDEOS]

how to impress another man on a date... he he

[MrKillerDuckful]

come naked with food

[funkydankspliff]

@MrKillerDuckful fuck yeah lol

[luddomatic]

@MrKillerDuckful hahah come on that is not nice

[sabeknowsbest]

okay, they make this vid then the imress a woman thing,

SO STUPID!

if you watched impress a woman, then do the opposite if ur a woman!

SIMPLE!

[twiztidsidfreak13]

umm im not impressed by chicks who look like dykes! if you got really short fake blond hair i will leave your ass right then and there!

[dudewtfwtf1]

open your legs. Trust me he'll call again for sure.

[zammyzhere]

Suck his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwich and don't talk so god damn much." ~ Dave Chappelle.

[pard]

@zammyzhere that's pretty much it

[70lordpatrick]

lol..

[Eliiizabeth88]

this is similar to the complimentary one about what men should do on a first date. good to know

[1zacster]

Lol yeah put down 3 steaks, a case or beer and a whole pie

[BreadHeads72]

if you order a steak, wouldn't you have to put out later?

[certifiedjagga]

How to impress a man

Step 1: suck his dick

Step 2: do it again later

[NarutoRasengan1028]

haha nice

[00s00m]

Being yourself is good. Also, being a good listener is a valuable social skill. However, your entire premise betrayed the the cardinal rule: the quickest way to lose someone's interest is by trying to impress them. You're young--you'll learn... :-)

[muddyducky123]

1:38

[muddyducky123]

1:39 :P

[vmurali]

Though I agree with the general advice, I guess that it is too revealing clothing to wear on a 1st date.

[ItsJustJasmine]

@vmurali i agree.. her girls are falling out of her dress..

[vmurali]

Impressed with her hairdo (it's cute), sense of fashion style, body flexibility etc. But the dress she is wearing would be better suited when she already in a committed relationship. Don't try to dress like a skank on a 1st date, unless you are just looking to hook up for the night and not interested in a long term relationship

[seizetheweakened]

jizzed in my pants @ 1:40

[acidhawko]

@seizetheweakened ahahahhaah me too man

[xXxsilentheartbeatsx]

wow... all of this was very duh-mb. Like... not good. I'm sure everybody knows how to handle a date.

[linceed87]

how cast is the worst thing ever, all their advice is comon sense

[nobodycares456]

Lol, she pulled out a huge Bible.

[nickprehn]

you can almost see her nipples :)

[Qieth]

How many women do pilates in their evening dress? :P

@nickprehn Go to google, search for "boobs". Im sure you will find what you need there, so you don't have to post kiddie comments on other peoples videos :)

[DeoGuy]

STEP 1 : PUT OUT

[ntheg]

giggetty

[PrettyMami21]

shes a little weird.

[Penguinboy1995]

hooker

[freakonly4u]

whoa!! is that brittanilouisetaylor??? in a short haircut??? :S

[twiikimchi]

@freakonly4u lol i don't see it. xD

[freakonly4u]

aww :( i rly thought it looked like her :P kinda.. :P

[Dave102693]

lol

[ritah2004]

Her dress is enough to keep him impressed for a looooooong time. I'm pretty sure he will not even listen to what she's talking about :))

[Gaobdgao]

@ritah2004

Howcast next video title "How to catch a fish without fish hook" ;D

[strawberrytallcake00]

How about when the cheque comes? Whos paying? Dun dun dun!

[MasonsTurtle]

Just show some cleavage and you'll already be 75% there.

[tiorules]

I don't like to eat in front of people. Is that okay?

[aNGLICANcHOIR92]

@tiorules I don't, either! It just feels awkward, like when people take pictures of you sleeping. *shrug*

[brandonr85]

I caught "Haunted" in the bookshelf. Very nice.

[poopdeloop11]

How To Impress a Man on a Poop

[seygra20]

she walked with a huge holy bible ???? whao

[TheLadylian]

Do I need to dress like a woman like that? Looks daring to me.

[DrummingAMilkshake]

@TheLadylian nah, don't trust such clips ;) a nice jeans with a tshirt is good enough ;) trust me :D

[TheLadylian]

@DrummingAMilkshake Thanks!

[DrummingAMilkshake]

no problem sweety ;)

[1MadVirus1]

I never knew I liked a woman that eats a lot... :/

[mlhrechun]

lol at the guy's face at her flexibility. She's a keeper!

[FredThaSlayer]

any woman that pulls out a bible in the middle of a date is gonna get beat down :)

[sio42]

beat down?

[MiguelHeinicke]

Thats a lie simple because all men are different, for instance that guy in the vidio looks perverded and is more intrested in sex than for a relation

[CheeseySquirrel]

In the next video: How to get your second date when your first fails.

[frostythesn0wman]

because 14 year olds normally tend to get themselves screwed or taken control of even when they think they arn't.... believe me when I tell you this, its annoying.

[aries0083]

I agree with this video. And some of it is good advice for the men.

[alshares]

I'm a handsome man .. I have seen nice girls fuck up the date doing these stuff .. really ..

plz .. LISTEN TO THE VIDEO !

[TeTRoSeX]

THAT IS A LIE! I hate women who eat! What's with that video?!

[stewieisthelord]

Cake

[xPandaTreex]

O: i didnt have anything i needed for this I:

[Soldatnatio]

ummm i do

[carolynrawr]

God. This is off-topic. But, I wish I was 21. You know, some work, time at the coffee shop with friends, by yur clothes. But no, when 14, Mothers buy bleh clothes. And barley let you do anything.

[Espeon02]

i've been there only im a girl and lived with my dad.. he always picked clothes that made me look like a box lol but now im 17 and things get a bit better around 16 :)

[NIkeAir26]

wtf u are 14 and ur mom buys u close?! i ask my mom for money, take the bus to the big city and shop

[sio42]

i have a job :0

[NIkeAir26]

...and?

[sio42]

what im saying is GET A JOB, BY YOUR OWN CLOTHES.

[FangirlUltima]

@NIkeAir26 well I don't have that problem, I get to get my own clothes, but she might live in the country, and when your 14 you can't drive, and taxis are hella more expensive than the city ones, they cost 80$ just to go 4 miles! o.o

[NIkeAir26]

sorry, what is the conversation about? i just said that being 14 and mom still buys cloths is a lil bit late

[carolynrawr]

Lucky you.

I barley can go to the mall.

My mum never lets me.

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[BrunoPortugueseBoy]

can't see either

[OmgKarthu]

lol great :P