Chav Scum
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  • chav=clockwork orange wanna be

  • i remember when england was good, now its a giant breeding ground for undesirables and low income scum

  • i swear all chavs are in the north down in the south you just get badmans aka gangsters and they dress completely different

  • 0:54 - Hello, Im David Attenborough and here we see the common chav, here in its natural environment. From what we've learnt from this species is that it appears the colourful stripes on the males crest is to attract the female chavette, though they dont mate for life and can have dozens of offspring with multiple partners over its life time. Note the vacant expression as we caught it by suprise with the light of the night vision camera.

  • Council House And Violence

  • So, uh...Chavs are basically English Wiggers?

  • wankers

  • is there way to look any douchier? unlikely.

  • goats head 0:56

  • If i could, I would tear each chav apart, limb by limb, dirty SCUM.

  • @KaiMcRainbowCakes ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhuch­yamouf

  • @KaiMcRainbowCakes ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhuchyamouf

  • Cracking VID....!!! :)

  • thats nor anti thats pro ya cunt,chavs rule,ok?

  • @DanielGrozier

    What's a "chav"? Is that like the American term "wigger?" I'm not being offensive.

  • @theripper32694 Pretty much.

    encyclopediadramatica . ch/Chav

  • @DanielGrozier Give me ONE positive attribute of a chav. Just one.

  • @SecludedMemory They die young?

  • @stars1861 Well done. Unfortunately, they also reproduce young :\

  • @stars1861 i wish lol

  • @stars1861 Hopefully, yes!

  • @SecludedMemory Sorry, there is'nt any, despite extensive research by reputable news agencies.

  • The original and best Chav song ever made!

  • Gas chamber...

  • Chavs must inbreed! They all look like inbreds!

  • 1:16 has mentally scared me for life

  • i want to become a chav!

  • are these similar to the american wigger

  • @poopmcscoopface Almost, except the difference is (i'm guessing your not British xD) Chav's like to steal, wear fake jewelery, are poor, have a lack of education and respect for themselves and society and like to have a slut on their arm and wear Burberry.

  • @01musicbabe i see. wiggers here are harmless rich suburban kids, lame as hell nonetheless

  • @poopmcscoopface well your lucky that they don't steal and contribute to scum of your country like our "wiggers" as you call it or "chavs" are :D

  • @01musicbabe not so sure bout the burberry

    but that is pretty much how our 'wiggers' are like :U

    and the 'Gangsturds' they follow.. at least the chavs don't wear their pants under their damn ass.. so.. that's one thing ya'll have better.

  • I would love to see chavs go up against the hells angles biker gang, the chavs would seriously get killed.

  • I have never understood the association between chavs and Buberry. I know they used to wear alot of knock-off Burberry back when chavs were first distinguished (roughly 2003/2004) but during the past five years or so all I've witnessed them wear are velvet tracksuits, £1 Primark shoes leopard print leggings (ok, maybe that''s only in my area where chavs are RIFE).

  • This is hilarious, im from Bradford, UK, so im surrounded by them :')

  • Wow, they're like the british version of wiggers.

  • Chavs rule, I wish I was a Chav.

  • I'm Canadian, never spoke to a chav in my life...

    Yet I feel like beating the shit out of them...

  • lol

  • So are Chavs basically British thugs? Lmao,

  • @TheNicole214 HAHAHAHA NO WAY THEY NOT THUGS THEY ARE JUS VERY VERY LOW CLASS PEOPLE HO HAVE KIDS AT AGE 16 and have never had a job, living of benefits and welfare

  • @kenshigh86 Oh ahaha in the U.S. we call them white trash. Lol, this is pretty interesting though.

  • LOL

  • 279 people are chavs

  • The result of years of English inbreeding on housing estates.

  • @Flamorgan Like trailor trash in America and Bogans in Australia and New Zealand. They're an interesting social phenomena.

    I'm expecting Sir Richard Attenborough to do a documentary on them.

  • @Ceaaa22 David Attenborough lol

  • Brilliant!! As a pensioner I'm sick to death of these young uns haunting me - yes haunting - because its persistant. If we cant lock em up - lets give em a slap.

  • @Xotant Get yourself a shotgun license, that'll do the trick.

  • @KeirrHD I wish it was that easy. If I was to stand up for myself though I guess I'd be the one arrested. No hope in this country - the bad uns run riot and everyone else simply has to deal with it. This must be the future nobody wanted to acknowledge back in the day.

  • @Xotant No easy answer there, mate. I'm young myself and I don't mind breaking a few jaws if I get hassle, but in your position it's a different story. Best advice I could give you is go to the local police (I know, police are useless but it's worth doing) and say to them they're giving you bother. So if it happens again, it looks an awful lot better from the police's perspective. They'll know you've been troubled by them before, and some form of action will be taken.

  • This song is Chavtastic!

  • How HOW incredible sad to see what has become of the British workingclass;( Once such a proud group of people........

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  • I was just wondering.. Are plain beige burberry trench coats being considered "chav" as well?

  • @vesales100 fukin faggit fuck you!!!

  • thumbs up if you just wanted to check if he really looked that stupid :)

  • look up "lad" and "eshay" for the australian equivalent, maybe it's because they're always in my face but i think they're worse than chavs

  • Im from america...are chavs equal to what america would call "white trash"?

  • @afro20man or maybe guidos..?

  • @afro20man almost but a little lower than that. If they were black, they would be called "nigger" but perhaps the most similar thing in the US would be the "wigger" (whites pretending to be black). But chavs and white-trash share similar ancestors - white trash was shipped to america, chavs stayed at home, same as the scum that the Africans sold as slaves would, upon arrival in America, be termed "niggers".

  • Is this the song "I'm a chav"?

  • im american, but...chav is basically a wigger who wears plad shit right?

  • @xxc3lld4m4gexx naaah a chav is a really poor scumbag who is unemployed, wears loads of fake designer shit, spends his time with his friends trying to mug people and basically contributes nothing to society. its not really comparable. the guidos of jersey shore are a bit like chavs though....

  • @xxc3lld4m4gexx Almost except they are poor, contribute nothing to society, steal, wear fake jewellery and act like they are all hard! Oh and they are mostly uneducated, live off benefits in council flats and have either fathered a kid of each race or the woman is a slut :/

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  • wha does chav mean?

  • omal, funny lyrics

  • @Real2DaTalk Sounds like you have some unresolved emotions to take care of. They have therapy for that.

    You should probably chill a bit.

  • @Real2DaTalk Shit. White people have enough white guilt here. Do we really need white shame as well?

  • gold chain thats turning green when it starts to rain :) epic.

  • Haha what shame on these cunts, they all look so dirty and poor.. We all drink smoke, straight west Coast but it doesn't give anyone the right to wear a bloody Burberry cap and zip up jacket... Oh dear, where is the fashion? And those three girls in club.. I recon 7 kids between ya by now, you must be famous after your big break on screen.

    Fucking horrible scum ;)

  • nice

  • in the usa, it's the white or black baseball hats but they make them "fat" or jumbo sized and they wear them with the brim over the ear. it's a very niggerish style. the burberry hat i guess is the british equivalent. i wonder if the plaid has a jamaican influence or is it british. in any case, these white trash losers idolize the niggers bling and gang culture. yo, wat up son?

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  • nice vid, got my car smashed by a couple of chavs coz I hooted at this shit just staring at me on he's bike in the middle of the road... he wouldnt move so I went out and ask him kindly ...they got me out and told me "thats not on that is ye" and smashed my 3,000 quid car, just want to find their bike and smash them too and burn their houses down....this country is great, wish these things could drown in the english channel once and for all!!! why do we pay tax money to help these parasites?

  • Mmmm need to get meself some tracksuits. Gorgeous things

  • These chavs I guess are strongly involved in the recent riots? way to church should be found again.

  • Chavs are kids.

  • We call 'em whigers here in the states!

  • @MrWatchdawg77 Honestly, chavs make me think of WANNABE wiggers xD

  • In the netherlands we have idiots like this, exept they wear lacoste hats.

  • Boo, and I really like that pattern..

  • we also have some kind of chavs in germany. youre not alone with that plague UK! hehe

  • A little thing that comes to mind here and it's from the newest Karate Kid.....

    There is never a bad student, only a teacher

    Or something like that....they don't really know how to be different

  • I iz ard like cuz i iz chav init!

    Translated: I am tough because I follow social trends.

  • 0.46 the guy in the big brown jacket looks like those aliens in the fifth element

  • its not thier fault for being born in such community, if they were born in a decent family and a good enviroment they wouldn't of been like this

  • Everytime a chav is born in a UK hospital, the midwife slaps the under-age mother.

  • Why doesn't Viagra work on chavs?

    'Cos they only get hard when they've got ten mates behind them.

  • @waffleleg

    Good one, mate.

  • These Chav types are a damned menace and should be put to work in the fields instead of hanging around street corners. They'll thank you for it in the long run and give them a good career in farming. Of course they should never have got rid of National Service, by God that would have drummed some discipline into them and furthermore , notwithstanding ..............................

  • i found the solution is a fist fight

  • honestly i dont get why chavs trademark is burberry? wtf? thats expensive shit. Btw i love chavs i think they add some spice to english culture :D long as they dont mob ye :(

  • Now I have something to hold against, all those assholes who say UK is the best!

  • did you mean wigger scum?

  • It is easy to find numerous cases of drug use, drinking,violence,debauchery,c­asual sex and worse things in the "highest" levels of society in fact it is arguably more endemic to the "upper classes". Chavs get bad press because they lack the ignoble quality of deceit. For example a chav will smoke cannabis and be open about it whereas David Cameron smoked cannabis and went to great lengths to conceal it does that make him better?

  • fuck all ya mums chav 4 life ya bollock eating pakis

  • @MrSpazrocket nigger

  • @MrSpazrocket Fuck of you chavvy piece of shit

  • I hate yuppies more than I hate 'chavs'. This was probably made by a yuppie.

  • pause @ 0:53 now aint that one dumb looking cunt.thumbs up for the poor bastard LOL

  • oh my i'm v familiar with chavs /neds schools packed with them

  • Domestos kills all known chavs DEAD!]

  • You Brits think that your CHAVS are real scum? You could drop an army of those Polo-wannabe fuckwits in any low socio-economic ghetto shithole in the U.S. and they'd be beaten, robbed, and ass-raped at gun point.

    Actually...that's an idea, lul.

    They look like what we'd call wiggers--but middle class, up-town wiggers tryin' to act bad.

  • I slapped a chav girl outside an offy a few days ago.Knocked her from one side of the street to the other.

  • 277 people are chavs

  • Im American,and chavs look and seem pretty retarded.they would all get butt raped in our prisons,and yea that happens alot to young prisoners here

  • @NavySealRay

    Exactly.

    Could you imagine these chavs trying to walk through Compton starting shit ? They wouldn't last 2 minutes.

  • @BackhandURmother shit i live in Compton (i'm Latino) and what you just typed is so fucking true i had no idea what a chav was till like 1 hour ago (came up when i was wiki'ing thug [you believe that shit!]) and i gatta say that's the funniest fuck'en thing I've every seen. better yet let them get a lil'bit of TLC from the LAPD... now thats gatta be on YOUtube. shit a fuck'en Nun here would jump in and get a taste of them just out of common service for her fellow man... fuck i'm so happy now

  • ship this scum out and replace them with hard working poles etc !

  • chav scum is the best thing that ever happened to england

  • fuckin chav bastards all want down a back ally one at a time seven bells a shite fuck m up.lets have it ..ultraviolence

  • The lastest chav epidemic is called gang stalking. But you won't hear it on the news because that how the get alot of their story's. You heard it here first

  • I would rather be chavvy than a emo kid or a stuck up pretty boy tbh!

  • @DaleWF10 Yeah, I understand your point, but whats wrong with just being a normal person who isn't violent and acts like a nob.

  • @JimNoir1 I am normal, but i dress in adidas jackets through day and listen to bassline but i'm not a nob not all chavs are pricks most are pretty sound

  • @DaleWF10 Yeah, I know, I have a mate who does the same thing, but the stereotype of a chav is. Remember, it stands for Council Housed And Violent.

  • @JimNoir1 Yeah I know, Alot of people get labelled chav that don't live in Council housing which is wrong lol

  • @DaleWF10 Yeah, but you can't blame them if the people are still violent. But I see your point.

  • @computersuk1 I know that feeling all to well mate :/

  • Splendid bit of toil this, good effort.

  • Chav scum--you repeat yourself.

  • OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AT 1:18 , oh wait its just 3 descusing bimbos

  • What a bunch of useless cunts. No wonder our country is getting flushed down the toilet

  • put chavs in concentration camps

  • haha sum fat cunt made thhhis vid

  • If there was any genocide I could live with it would be the chavs lol

    Suffer a poor upbringing, look hard but only fight one individual with at least 3 of your mates, leave school at 16, marry some fat slag between 18 and 22, have at least four kids, live off undeserved state benefit until you die

    That is the life cycle of a chav

    The planet won't stand the increase of pointless population much longer

  • Chavs = British version of the wigger?

  • @cbond99 The basic idea is the same, but chav's are a thousand times more annoying and douchebaggy

  • @cbond99 Yep! Michigan has the wiggah which is really a chav since they actually love Burberry!

  • Burberry is not chavvy at atall. They wear other fake designer labels aswell..

  • I did not know burberry was for douches in the UK. thanks.

  • time to go bang up some chavs LMFAO - chav dikeds 

  • this would be funny if it wasn't true :/

  • ewwwwwwwwwww

  • "Wiggers" / ghetto culture is way, way worse.

  • These chavs are wearing snide Burberry. They could not afford the real deal after buying white lightening and fags. scruffy bunch of cnuts. keep Britian tidy . Stab a chav.

  • @robiniohofc Cheers to that!

  • that car was far to posh for a chav

    gas the chavs

    start a war

  • Not all of us English people are like this, Thank God, i wouldn't be seen dead like this, i'm one of the few rare normal people :3 God i hate chavs, they are the reason England is so shite

  • @AuraDud unfortunatelly your country is gonna be as bad as america where there are ghettos, gangs etc. poor old good beautiful england. you have our simpathy guys.

    max from italy

  • @maxflyingcowboy And on that note... time to shoot myself

  • @AuraDud don't. shoot the crap instead

  • @AuraDud there in wales too, lots in my school:/

  • @xeleanorx123 Oh shit, they're everywhere O_O

  • @xeleanorx123 Yeah lots in my school in Wales aswell. Barry Comprehensive. They fucking piss me off.

  • @AuraDud nt just england whole of the uk :l

  • @MsCarlab1 Northern Ireland has a handful of them too..*headdesk*

  • @AuraDud Couldnt agree more

  • @AuraDud Us normal people are not rare, nor are we few. We just don't make headlines or international stereotype media stories by going shopping, or to the gym, or going out without getting an asbo. In American films, you'll notice that English people stereotypically sound either posh, or like WW2 fighter pilots. Give it 10 years and they'll all sound a bit "Fack owff yoo Muvva's caaahhnt"

  • @kingb8c I do hate chaviness too. Just incase I didn't make that clear.

  • @AuraDud yeah but i love addids clothing and nike and that doe mean i go round acting like a bad man

  • spoilerers, hahaha

  • @MrsBlackOps is a chav

  • minger on my arm with an orange tan, great stuff and the pics of the mingers were perfect

  • We call this white trash in America! LOL

  • @TheFuckyoumorsay = chav

    can u go a sentence without sewering twice

  • It's not what they wear it's what they do, and the low-life lives they lead.

  • in australia there called adlays

  • english knackers =)

  • that song sucks

    

  • This sums up the general consensus of your average chav mind.

  • still better than a goddamn hypster!

  • Shiiit, I'm happy to live in Canada, poor england :(

  • @bengacris save meeeeeeeeee....please...

  • big slap in the face to the british stereotype...

  • @KWESTproductions1 england steriotype and scotland rules lad

  • @KWESTproductions1Most of us English people have more brain cells than them.

  • Einsatzgruppen squads to take care of the chave filth.

  • If a Chav spots anothrer Chav does he think, ohh look a chav or does he think the other chav is dressed really well and looks cool. I think dole scum that does not contribute to society and rely on others to exist. Even rats feed their own off spring, they dont have national assistance.

  • great vid, hilaious lyrics, loved the line, "minger on my arm with an orange tan"

  • Yo im a chav all you bitches and i have got top grades in school so STFU all you goths and emos you can STFU you fucking Emos and goths give up on life so STFU!!!!