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  • Big Mac!!

  • The truth is out there about HSUS. Just do your research and see how Wayne Pacelle is only caring about Wayne and his political career. Then you can say how great HSUS is... over $5,000,000 in ANIMAL CARE DONATIONS spent on the Obama campaign?? REALLY??? Thanks HSUS!!

    It is ALWAYS about animals! Not about Wayne's political career. ALWAYS donate to your local humane societies...not HSUS!!! Please do it for the animals!

  • how old is she?

  • Okay, like, this woman needs to win, like, NOW.

    Great stuff, you. I may take up watching the news now.

    go. Win!

    Heather

    wordwan

  • i love this girl. she is so funny

  • Okay, we get it! The G is silent! You've said that for the last 100 videos!

  • "Okay, we get it! The G is silent! You've said that for the last 100 videos!"

    And she will say it for another 100...

  • She shouldnt. Gnooze is a clever name. Its not necessary to say it.

  • It took me about 6 videos to get it....

  • "She shouldnt."

    Her fan base is still growing. Every single day she gains brand new viewers who have never heard of "The Gnooze".

  • No problem. I think she's pretty good, regardless. A bit too much of the "And Hillary was all like and Obama was all like and Kosovo was all and Russia was all likelikelikelikelike but, generally, I LIKE her act.

  • That's like their slogan by this point.

  • Where have u been..dang i love her she is so funny omg hahahaha lol

  • since when was china gangsterr?

  • ummm...would it be tacky to propose marriage on youtube?

    Just thinkin' out loud...

  • You are cute, smart and funny, are you real ?

  • hahahhahaahhahahhahah

  • MIKMA WAS HERE (the ik is noisy)

  • Shhhhh

  • Oh well, we can continue eating MacDonalds with the assurance that their burgers don't contain beef anyway.

    But why doesn't Dubya just shoot down that satellite himself. A quick series of pow pow pows from his six-shooters, and it'd be over and done with. Who needs missiles?

    Moosie

  • Those poor cows were abused. . . sick cows kicked and prodded.

    There is really something shady about shooting down that satellite.

    Why does it have excess fuel?

  • cause it is falling out of orbit very prematurely... yeah, the video of the forklifts that the humane society posted in their newsletter last week was sick...

  • Wasn't that extra fuel to be used to fire it into a higher orbit?

  • Hydrazine is used for making adjustments while on orbit, but not used for increasing orbital altitude. The fuel was not used because the onboard computer malfunctioned during launch, not allowing the solar panels to deploy. The satellite was considered a total loss and has slowly been degrading orbit since 2006. The satellite is now in an orbit that is too low to be used for any practical purposes, and shooting it down will ensure a complete burn-up as it enters the atmosphere.

  • So there is no way to fire off the hydrazine?

    I'll put on my foil hat.

    It may be legit, but it still seems fishy.

    Trusting Bush is very hard. . . if you know what I mean.

    He and his minions don't believe in science.

    Is there any thing written in Scientific American about this?

  • There is absolutely no way to fire off the fuel. The satellite is kaput! There may not be much written about this satellite as it was a black program (top secret). The launch and mission of the satellite was all classified, so all that is known is because the DoD informed the nation that the satellite is falling

    The purpose of firing the missile is not to test weapons. The US and Russia had an anti- satellite arms race in the 80's. We already have tested the technology.

  • No foil hats required.

    I am just shocked that they are not using their missile defense shield (anti-missile missiles). This would be a great opportunity to perform an actual field test on an ICBM-like object.

  • Black-Ops aay?

    Even more reason to suspect they are lying.

    I would feel better about this if Cheney were not in charge!

  • To Eisenmond..."complete burn up as it enters the atmosphere".??? I have not read that anyone has given such assurances. Can you cite a source? Thanks.

  • I am an astronautical engineer, and as such am well versed in space structures, orbital mechanics, and atmospheric re-entry. A satellite of this sort is made of mostly composite body with larger metal boxes, joints, tanks, etc. (actually the tanks are most likely a metal/composite hybrid). If detonated in space, the atmospheric friction will likely incinerate all the fragments, resulting in a complete burn. Left alone, you risk large parts hitting the earth still intact.

  • I just watched the blooper reel. Someday when your mic is on vacation, I'll volunteer.

  • Toxic chemicals = freedoms.

  • Piglet?

  • Marta, will we get pictures of the pigs flying out of Putin's ass? If we have to be subjected to him bare chested fly fishing it only seems fair.

    Good luck in the contest!

  • it would be cool if you won

  • you rock girl, do u wanna marry me? :D

  • Lol Marta. Whenever I watch you do China and Russia, I secretly believe you are to the right of Pat Buchanan! ;D

    The beef recall is a joke. Girl Government over-reacts, destroys large meat packing plant. Film at 11. More jobs shipped down to Mexico, where we KNOW the slaughterhouses are cleaner! Right? :/

    Good luck to that company, trying to recover from the loss of 143 MILLION pounds of perfectly good beef it's forced to pay for, as it's throwmn away. Tell all the hungry people its bad!

  • Crap! I ate some beef!!

  • Um,that's WHY you crapped...

  • Nice Video Marta. I like the new Kosova voice.

  • Unfortunately, you've given us an unsolicited view inside your filthy mind. May your rage find expression elsewhere, far from here. There is no tolerance for such vulgarity.

  • now that i read it to myself again i find it kind of funny

  • Consider yourself a minority of one. Your "humor" has been recalled.

  • Dear end,

    Marta uses more brain power in one episode of the Gnooze than you did your entire senior year of high school last year. And the year before. And the year before.

    P.S.

    Have you learned how to say, "Do you want fries with that?" yet?

  • hahaha ooooook trevor! that hoe bag doesnt know shit, she just takes it out of the news and tries to put a spin on it, but she fucking sucks, btw you should go back to watching hannah montana videos and be quiet!

  • Your cool, well done (:

  • Hey end,

    After rubbing your two brain cells together, that's the best you can come up with? Aaaaiirrr BaLLL! Aaaaiirrr BaLLL!

    BTW, how's your GED coming along? I bet it's rough studying that basic math AND working the swing shift over at Mickey D's..... LOL!!

  • go back to watching figure skating vids you closet homo

  • Hey endofline,

    Thank you for looking at my channel -- I guess that rattling sound up up in your head is from a pea-sized brain after all! LOL!!

    P.S.

    You haven't told us how your GED is coming along. Remember, it's two plus two equals FOUR, not five. ROTFL!!

    What a tool!

  • No, YOU totally rule!!!

  • Congrats Marta... No. You Rule! Seriously! Really ...

  • Excellent....give her an anchor.

  • You totally rule!

    I am waiting for Redmeat Recall to come out as a video game where you have to stop all the trucks before they get to the stores. Of course when the truck gets to the store people turn into zombies so you have to use "the guns" to stop them.

  • Everybody put their "A" material for week 1, right? So from now on it's smooth sailing. =]

  • I dunno.. that Spotaneous Human Combustion video got nearly 3,000 votes in one day... Might be some good competition.

  • The Chinese sound a little country. lol.

  • I love your Putin impression.I'm going to vote for you,today.I just wish you were on my local affiliate instead of these 15 year entrenched talking heads.

  • China has southern accents....lol. I love this channel. You go Gnooze.

  • what was wrong with the meat?

  • Well - That beef recall gives a whole new meaning to "try the veal" now doesn't it.

    Maybe we should shoot the frozen patties into space at the falling space junk, then when it explodes it can shower Mad cow on everyone...

    (or just on CHina)...

  • Half of me says "Don't vote for Marta.  She will become big and mo famous and she won't be here no mo." The other half says, "Go for Obamma."

  • YaaaaaaaaY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Total silliness!!!!!!!!!

  • brilliant as always.

  • Congrats!!!!!!!!!! Great episode!

  • wonderful show marta! =D as always

  • Yo, Mar-taah!! On top yo' game, again, and big congrats on winning the preliminary round -- First Place, yo!! Mother Russia would be "vetty prowd!" ;)

  • once again, the bloopers were adorable/hilarious.

  • I love it..."we don't trust yo ass!"

    Trauma

  • I love your videos, you're so funny!!! SUSCRIBING! :D

  • Love you, Marta. I tell everybody about you.  I hope you win win win!

  • Jack-in-the-Box and In-n-Out do buy meat from there.

    What are they worrying about with the satillite? This missile is just like opening a can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle soup. A really big bus sized can of delicousness.

  • as always, great gnooze segment, awesome outfit... when are you going pro? your already up there with the skills!

  • Hello,Marta, Just for the record,on the bad beef,Zarstar Industries has not purchsed any of the beef to feed our Demolition Doggies,or Killer Kitties. There is a chance we tested some in our katiecruise fem bot.This may explain their odd behavior.

    Great gnooze. 5 stars. (that's "rats" spelled sideways!)

  • The Russian accent impression IS impressive...

  • YOU rule Marta.

  • well done marta...you always bring forth a smile.

  • cool I shall check it out, nice show.

  • Marta, why do you tempt me so? I'm trying to be good on the comment boards, but then you do stories about hot beef in buns and missile shots, and I'm only human here!

  • Where's the beef!

  • Somedays I being vegan makes me smile uncontrollably. :D

  • Classic Gnooze *sigh* I know not much of a comment but I'm such a big fan I can't help it

  • Maeta, Marta, Marta...

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