Terminal Velocity - Fall 30,000 feet in Portal/The Orange Box Achievement Blog

[H4andCuffz4486]

I'm dizzy at 0:50

[Noalanja]

If you look closely, if it lags, its starts looking like its going backwards.... :P

[XFirEFo]

i fell asleep

[coretuck]

5:40



[6250valtra]

there are achievements in xbox version of orange box? damnit, my ps3 doesnt have trophys in orangebox

[micker3460]

.... why?

[massivive]

watching this vid while doing that somewhere else lol just tabbed in and ive got it now!

[AltosaxHero]

I watched that whole thing, waiting for some freak to jump out and scream or something. Let me save you some time. It doesn't happen.

[seventhstanza]

I liked the bit when you fell through the portal

[snake98eating]

HE IS GOING TOO DEEP! USE THE KNOCK BACK!

[Elleander1]

Step 1: Create infinite Fall.

Step 2: Watch some good shows on TV

Step 3: Come back and realize you've done an AFK achievement.

[coolguy10221]

i found this trippy after a while...

[gamecrazi]

I decided to go make me a sammich. :3

[TheKristian5]

yo ur doing this on all different levels so it is edited. loom at the number. it changes 5,6,7,8,9,8,7,6,5,6.7,8,9, and so on.

[roadkill959]

I watched the entire thing, IT WAS SO TRIPPY!

[harry98780]

thanks although i was doing this on pc still worked thanks :D

[SuperYoshi42]

complete mind#uck

[c14ulesall]

I watch it all... what now?

[FortressManagment]

lol console portal

[HatingSociety]

@FortressManagment It's the only way to make portal challenging.

[ZakX11]

Yes I am dedicated and No I won't skip to the end where you get the acheivement

[warriorsandstripe]

I turn in the air when i try to do this..... :/

[MDotMosley]

@warriorsandstripe One of your portals is facing the wrong way.

[HunterMarioWorld]

If I'm still watching this I'm dedicated.

[HDRaptorzzUK]

Dear Diary,  It's been four fucking minutes now since I stepped into the portal continuim affected by gravity. I started to gain nauseia just a few seconds ago and this book is just a blur. I'm contemplating suicide but deciding on the method is the trickiest part. A step right should ensure I become Portal Gel itself. I think I'll wait it out. I can already feel both my hips dislocating and the same with my neck and torso. See you in hell, chell x x x

[kloputzer113]

at 1:00 it became interesting, then at 3:20 it really was dramatic. the ending was very surprising for me!

[SuperDragonCreator]

And this is why you never divide by zero, kids.

[MrJoeyWheeler]

will someone tell that robot dog to stop barking?

[TheSmaych]

Heh I thought I was doin something wrong so I gave up.

[gradius8]

If I did this in real life, this is what it would be the whole time:

Me:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. This was not meant to be spam, it would be true.

[N0tsaved]

ONE M0:00RE TIME!  Herp Derp

[LeMorueMecanique]

Science.

[stupid470]

sucks

[jjbros64]

I skipped to the end

[Danirocks1221]

..... -pukes-...... that was fun..

[GuitarMonkey5180]

my favorite part is that i am watching this video while i am getting this achievement myself =P

[Ryang3110]

5:43 of falling D:

[JOHNNYCOMEKILLU]

Ah what?! 5 g? I call bullshit on that!!!

[left4humans]

WHO WANTS POPCORN?

[machinimaster1088]

@left4humans me me i want popcorn dont take me into an ally way tho

[Phull55]

@left4humans I WANT SODA!

[ElPerroDeGantz]

I like the part when she falled

[dylby1dylan]

@ElPerroDeGantz Did she died? hahaha

[skelle56]

I"m at 4:15 so far. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!!!

[SVTshock]

boriiiiiiing



[tallt66]

0:42 *you're

[ThePhantomFanatic]

It looks like that movie production company with the cartoonish drawings.

[Marioman969]

inf loop maybe?

[halo1080]

Why don't I have this achievement?

[genesimmons90]

wait... you have to fall 5 MINUTES ?!?!? What da... best 5 min of my life :D

[SirPuppetFox]

I like the part where she spins the leek.

[THELORDMONEYOFMAN]

i looked this up after i started my falling, and i was in the exact same place

[JRhalo14]

i cant belive i just watched that for 6 minutes

[mario4ever1000]

alll you need to do is fall 2000 feet to reach a terminal velocity of a human at 128 mph ... yeah thats right i did my research lol

[ThePlatoon4]

@mario4ever1000 does that mean if you move the portal you will die? O_O

[mario4ever1000]

@ThePlatoon4 well thats why valve gave chell the special boots so no matter how high she falls from she wont die

[200puppy7]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ShadowphixUnlimited]

you must've been really bored lol

[ShiftAero]

it looks like a saw cutting through a rock

[iAreAless]

u have reached maximum volacity now stop :D

[maccas1329]

i would shit my pants if i did this in real life haha

[smackerooni]

Anyone think that they were walking in the wall?

[njm1112]

thumbs up if you watched the whole thing

[JoeSnow108]

@NanosoftRussia Not 300 feet, 30,000 feet

[anonimo57354]

do that Achievement with a purchase...challenge acepted

[blueman3129]

thumbs up if you skiped to the end

[JolkQwas]

5:42 :D

[RoxVelvet]

*watched for 30 second

"Oh it' should be done in a couple of seconds"

*looks at timer (5 and a half minutes left)

"Oh god..."

[NanosoftRussia]

HOW MANY IS 300 FOOT?

[PzhaKat9ltKu]

"Deadly Loop"

Sv_gravity 9999999999, host_timescale 25, and wait for a few seconds

[PzhaKat9ltKu]

If you want to speed up that a little, sv_gravity 9999999999999 and wait half a minute:D

[chrisboi08]

I liked the part when he fell 30,000 ft

[puradel9999999]

I could watch this all day.

[TheDarthPooPoo]

Why is one of the tags "assassin's creed brotherhood"?

[dracoboy79]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEeEeEeEeE­eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE­eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE­eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE­eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE­eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE­eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE­eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE­eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE­eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE­eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE­eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE­eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE­eEeEeEeEeEeEeEevEeEeEeEeEeEeEe­EeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe­EeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe

[JamesHunt159]

FASTER !!

[DaDASHDevil]

so, it takes about 5min38 to get this achievement, when falling at max speed.

thanks for the info!

[b0w5er]

*you're ;)

[gracefulundead]

Did you mean recursion? Was my only thought during this video.

[TheMinecrafter48]

who watched the whole vid? idid

[masterchief5525]

@TheMinecrafter48 me too it was cool



[TheVanishu]

wtf is this skin!!!

[Saruman38]

30 000 feet = 9 144 metres.

[crayZsaaron]

hardest achievement in the game.

[MultiKimimaro]

My favorite part was when you were going through the portal!

[Fusseliko]

@Venomhide

You would get smashed.

[Embarr1234567]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEE!!!!!

[Woodenfan]

good time to take a break.

[TheShinyNinetales]

This is how Chell passes her time whenever she feels like she doesn't want to do any puzzle solving :3

[SamAndJakob]

I like the part where Chell went into the Orange Portal.

[Hoogabogalugi1]

GLaDOS: What the HELL is she doing?

Chell: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[shanecollins78]

Waste of time

[HatingSociety]

I love spoilers

[matheuscajaty]

@HatingSociety me too!



[kempy7777]

spoiler: Chell is johnsons kid.

[TarreBANNEDVideos]

If you got covered in white gel, would it be possible to shoot a portal on you? What would happen then?

[HatingSociety]

@TarreBANNEDVideos You'd be dead from the gel poisoning you. Although Chell seems to be immune to what Cave Johnson suffered from.

[ind0ctr1n3]

@HatingSociety Cave Johnson injected moondust into his lungs...

[tintinytdj]

@HatingSociety Cave ate it. I don't think contact is poisonous.

[RCT3rox]

@HatingSociety remember - Cave told Chell to test to see if jumping through portals shot onto the gel REVERSED the effects of the poisoning

[MrSuspencer]

@HatingSociety what if you didn't?

[TOSViolator]

@HatingSociety

Cave drunk the gel, getting covered in it has less adverse effects.

[skelle56]

@HatingSociety But while you are alive, you could shoot a portal on you to make a hole and shoot yourself to impress your friends.

[MrMaxydoodle]

@TarreBANNEDVideos well ud probably disintergrate

[Zacnado7]

@TarreBANNEDVideos if you shot a portal on you, yourself and the rest of the universe would flip inside out. BUT, you might get cake. ( oh yeah, THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!)

[njm1112]

@TarreBANNEDVideos personally my guess would have to be... the portal would be on you until you moved... portals don't stay on moving surfaces. and the portal might be very distorted.

[smcgamer1]

@TarreBANNEDVideos That, and portals can only be opened on flat surfaces, too.

[YHLGguitargeek]

@TarreBANNEDVideos O.O



[200puppy7]

@TarreBANNEDVideos You'd be sucked into the portal where ever the other is

[darkmagic104]

@TarreBANNEDVideos the portals are bigger than any human so it is impossible to shoot it on yourself

[TIISB]

@TarreBANNEDVideos Portals only place on flat surfaces, so it wouldn't work on a human.

[Venomhide]

Heres something to make u think! If you put two portals (directly opposite eachother) and the two walls smash together. Would you die if your between the 2 portals? or would you be stuck within an eternal loop hole? take in mind the two walls are slammed together!

[NoNameLikeThisOne]

@Venomhide You would crush yourself, obviously. If you do that, you would see yourself on both sides. Then you will be crushed against the two versions of yourself.

Or in actuality, moving walls will close portals.

[LuxRaven]

The cake.... The cake is a lie!!!!

[BlazeAlex]

Also I would like some pie.

[BlazeAlex]

Boy I want that damn cake!

[HatingSociety]

@doorhandle95 You should see how many thumbs up you've gotten, Replying to you so you may do so.

[Twilightmia]

and for that you get cake :D

[thespeederIL]

its look like the video looped :D

[ArceusShaymin]

GLaDOS: WHEEEEEEEEE

[remotecube]

I find this video difficult to masturbate to.

[InChellsMind]

Why is everything spinning?

[HatingSociety]

Portal 2 - one of the best games I've played in a while.

[HyenaBat]

if you stare into the hole long enough in the center of it it kinda looks like a guy hikeing

[HatingSociety]

@HyenaBat I always thought it looked like a guy from hl2, one of those rebels.

Amazing what staring at the same screen can do to the eyes.

[HyenaBat]

@HatingSociety lol yeah :D

[zzmax23]

@HyenaBat yup,it kinda does!!!!!5/5

[HyenaBat]

@zzmax23 XD

[zzmax23]

@HyenaBat hahahahahahahhahahhahaha

[HyenaBat]

@zzmax23 MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[zzmax23]

@HyenaBat lol allright hahahahah

[HyenaBat]

@zzmax23 hahaha.... yeah.. i ran out of things to say... ;D

[iHackZz055]

@HyenaBat for me it looks like a guy with a potato head, shooting with an AK-47. LOL

[HyenaBat]

@iHackZz055 it kinda does xD

[mario4ever1000]

@HyenaBat if you ask me it looks like the blu pyro from tf2 carrying a boulder

[kirielvids]

this is actually helpful. i always hit the edge of the portal after a little bit but i didnt think to put the portals in the corner like that.

[dmg051793]

No matter where I click in the video slider, the same image keeps on looping. Someone help me!

[Callanizy]

I really should be revising for that test tomorrow....

[Snip3tacular]

i used to do this on xbox because i couldn't beat the game; so basically, i fu**ed around...

[JackMania77377]

@Snip3tacular beating the game is easy

[p1n0ym4n321]

why does your falling go so much faster than mine :c

[HatingSociety]

@p1n0ym4n321 Are you on PC or Xbox 360 or PS3?

If your on steam RIGHT NOW then all their servers just went down and you can't get any achievements till their back up.

[p1n0ym4n321]

@p1n0ym4n321 im on pc. and it was shorter because your roof was lower. :3 i meant the portal through portal speed not the achievement XD and i got my achievement yesterday. the achievements weren't down o.O

[WFMW]

its mindfucking.



[williamddkk]

my brain!

[EBisDAV656]

@sonny93ful She.

[sonny93ful]

I liked the part where he was falling.....



[SuperSmashRay]

This is what happens when you divide by zero. I mean seriously, the Portals are even SHAPED like zeroes.

[FightTipsPhil]

Im still falling after doing the same thing along with this video and I still havent unlocked it!

[Dominodude55]

it takes about 5 and a half minutes last time I checked

[xDL0V3h0us3xD]

I still dont know why i watched the whole thing lol ist just whooosh whooosh wih whooosh

[Jalalafala]

Imagine doing this while high.

[HatingSociety]

@Jalalafala and then one million players proceeded doing so, while high.

[saitycsart]

@HatingSociety they were insane on doing this achievement, doing o the there noting but just falling into the nothing until fall 10k meters

[applefrog111]

Y=.5g(t^2)

90000=4.905(t^2)

18348=t^2

T=135

So it would only take you 135 in real life.

[unox234]

@applefrog111 doesnt make any fucking sense dude...

[applefrog111]

@unox234

Where did I go wrong?

[unox234]

@applefrog111 .5g(t^2) should be .5g(t^2).6^3... cause the square of a distance equals the radix of 6, which you need to solve first. :)

[5K33718]

5 people got stuck in portals like this

[SkateOfLols]

Roflcopter much? SOISOISOISOISOI!

[Gimgamink]

skydiving made easy

[Gimgamink]

skydiving in short area now possible

[PlaystationDudeify]

lol imagine sitting through this IRL being the person falling

[Ineedtomakeanamethat]

After a while I started to think Chell was zooming down a hall somehow, instead of falling.

[EXTrance94]

меня тошнить начало :-\

[TheBoredomOtaku]

Portal dividing by zero O_e

[10mak01]

 According to my calculations It should only take 4 min. to fall 30,000 ft.......

[Executor567]

1:45 is the best. I laughed.

[MrRagingFury]

@Executor567 I like 2:31 better.....