Stand up Comedy videos by LIZZY THE LEZZY Lesbian Animation episodes 1-5

[ez4me252]

Dumb so what. Everyone needs love and effection. Quit acting. like you have a disease or something! Chee-whizz!

[Blade390]

#trolling win

[bradyaidenjamie1]

@aprilkellogg1 dayumm and good job i think even though some people r lesbian they should be treated the same as anyone else like we r all human just with different relationship interests

[lush4eva12345]

HAHAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS!!! LOVING IT XX

[forgottenartform]

funny as hell XD

[bokagirl34]

I never know why they perfer to suck dick blah. Cause dick is awesome

[Blade390]

not funny. lesbian or not, u still put cock shaped objects in ur pussy. so that makes u straight w/o knowing it

[TheDmadsen]

@Blade390 - That is not true. Just saying.

[aprilkellogg1]

@Blade390 im a lesbian and i dont use toys, i know most of my friends dont use toys either, we dont need to we have enough skill. just saying

[lush4eva12345]

@Blade390 IM GAY AND I DONT PUT ANY COCK SHAPED OBJECTS IN MY PUSSY!!!!!

[henryg913]

How am I supposed to be lesbian if I'm not munching muff? Lol

[RATHAHONNI]

Is that Stewies,older sister?lol. Good Animation!

[SoCalDualSport]

dud. not funny. just sayin.

[ScreamLizBitches]

My life.:) Im lizzy the lezzy, <3

[serbzarni]

i am a lizzy the lezzy and i like pussieeee!!! hahha lol

[mibevan]

do u hate men in general

[izman20]

Slouching depressed girl.

[Joostnolle]

this isnt helping the lezzy´s arent funny statement at all XD..

[xxchristiandeathxx]

i'm bisexual lol... :(

[TheJack4real]

im lizzy the lezzy so sit on my face? what the fuck? xD

[tara89647]

me encanta no se escribir en ingles pero lo entiendo y me encanta lizzy

[TitaniumToothpaste]

god, these are abhorrent

[DJLunasf]

Luv ya. Hate the ads.

[nieuwenhuis13]

Hahaha I meant Brits of course...

[nieuwenhuis13]

Pffff what's with the 'no offence'! You Americans, learn to take a joke!

[lysanderdominique]

just stumbled upon your work...this is AWESOME! i LOVE lizzy the lezzy :D

[xXvolhvXx]

So tell me, have your parents watched this? Hehe.

[JoelDickyMartinez]

You can't get men and that is why you want to be with the same sex because it is easier.

[Guacamolea94]

@JoelDickyMartinez *facepalm*

[KazzieMcChazzie]

So funny! Love it!

[MrWillGaGa]

MUF MUNCHER!!!

[Skatesfy]

da fuk

[99212j]

boo

[Puremage91694]

Thank you Lizzy, lesbians are the group of people I understand the least about....and...I don't understand why I want to suck dick...-__-

[TcarebearT]

arne't all men muffmunchers 

[NotThatAwesomeIlan]

@TcarebearT No.

[NotThatAwesomeIlan]

@TcarebearT Not The Ones Who Are The G In LGBT.

[Blade390]

@TcarebearT lol no, not all, just the good ones like me :D

[creforce]

I am a boy and I think this is quiet cute and yeah yeah there is boys out there that thinks that it's ok for gay people though I am a hetro.

[Paintedavenger]

@creforce *calls closet case* lol

[Roberton55]

am lizzy and i LIKE PU.SSY XD

[momk789]

r u really lezzy



[hotdownloadmovies001]

hot movies download

hits my username and look up my personal website where you will acquire the website you want .

[jennahchic48]

and in a muff muncher wowow lololol thts hilarous

[thelaudrybasket]

of course nothing goes down very well...except me and someone elses daughter... :D

[shakkaas]

@ bellabelieber95 you're right

ok i really sung along in episode 3:$

[shakkaas]

@ bellabelieber95 you're right

[eliisekate]

"It's about crying after sex and always running out of toilet paper."

[britneystakes]

bizarre, the person doing the voice is a MAN, which is a joke - the voice is sped up to make it sound female. You fucking cocksuckers, all yall.

[rahul89090]

nyc song song lolzz ............bella :D

[moogleyeify]

I'm not sure if I should say this, but her voice sounds like a little girl at a born again christian church I used to go to.

[guitar1000500]

LOL!!!! That was funny

[Portchopchica]

I love the part at the end when she says "oh your lesbians can I join you. Oh sure man let me put my strap on and fuck you in the ass." lol

[ret6840]

Lololololololololololololol I'm not sure what I am. I like cute guys alot but I find myself looking at girls in the locker room!!! Ah I dunno!!!!! I'd say I was mostly straight (maybe?) but have a little lesbian in me (maybe alot) so I guess I'm bi..... (depression) how am I gonna tell mom... My dad doesn't go into my personal life much cuz he knows I don't like to talk about it, so he doesn't rly need to know right now......... (confusion)

[7ragnarokk]

@ret6840 well, assuming you haven't come out (because i think you may be bi) and are still alive (i would hope, life is bad to waste) just keep in mind that there really isn't anything wrong with being attracted to members of the other gender...i myself am quite straight, but i once dated a bi girl (no i did not play into the possible advantages...cretins) and i learned there is absolutely nothing wrong with lesbianism or anything like it...so, if you see this and it helped, like it...please

[RetroxBeatz]

Georgia rules ha

[RetroxBeatz]

Stacie smells

[tiffyduck]

AHAHHAHA. It's about sharing socks and tampons. Thank you for the entertainment.

[XoEmzie123]

''dont you just hate bisexuals, Make your fucking mind up already!'' LOL :')

[Lizielivex4lovee]

lmaoo my name i lizzy does that mean i am lezzy?! :o

[MrWebberman]

@vansluver1 (. )( .) ) . ( ( Y )

[honortomyself]

This wasn't as funny as I thought it was actually really stupid and I feel stupid even leaving a comment

[chloemartinxxx]

oh my thats soo funny x

[stay181]

um ok thank you enjoy living your long lesbian happy life with your wife/girlfriend!! :D

[danny60821]

it breaks my heart.

[Moewgurl]

So funny just watched this fir the first time and she cracks me up more more Lizzie videos..

[jasmynne101]

*whispers*

Cept me on someone elses daughter

Gotta love this chick

[alexandroblonk]

hahahaha i love it oh wait i am en lesbian

[anikaboo13]

IM A MUFF MUNCHER HEHE LOVE IT!!

[stay181]

i`m confuced as i feel like a lesbian but i like boys my best friend we hug and we nealy kiss all the time but i like a boy called tommy who hates me help me make up my mind :/

[HesperInnocence]

@stay181 You might be bisexual. Liking both genders. But I don't know your personal life.

[AlienSprinkles420]

"it wouldn't go down very well....mind you i suppose nothing goes down very well.....except me on someone else's daughter..............."

LMFAOOOOOO

[toothlessfatoveralls]

hi-didnt i see you on the DYKE VAN DICK show?

[CageBabe]

im bisexual... i kinda cant chose which sex i like... its not our fault we have natural attractions to both females and males, and jst bcuz we like both sex's tht doesnt mean we r going to sleep around with them all :\

just saying bt f*@king funny videos haha

[bieberrfeverxox]

i like the dick matee!

[silentloler]

why the voice changer?

[colemate40]

frida this is not so so so funny thanks for telling me!!

[McLizzy100]

Shiiiiiitttt my names Lizzy and I am NOT a lezzy. I have nothing wring with them but I am not one lol ;)

[kgyantixbc]

I'm a muff muncher

[C0mm3n]

I'm a muff muncher

I'm a muff muncher

I'm a big butch pussy crunching muff munching muncher, and i'm proud..

hmm, I hope my mom and dad arn't watching this!

I'm lizzy the lez....

LMAO

[iolanda222]

pahahahahahahahah

[DarkForceCastle]

@tggreene49 STFU :P what a retarded comment go kill your self you sack of shit

[YoungRappeYoungEsto]

Could You Help Me Make A Video Lizzyy'??

[ImperviousPuff]

Love that last part, "Lemme get my strap-on on so I can fuck ya in the ass!" XD Epic!

[Mrcapo100]

@ImperviousPuff tottaly agree

[MrEcastanedat]

SABEN QUE' MEJOR LES RECOMIENDO QUE VEAN LOS VIDEOS DE ORGANIZACION MUSICAL TIGRE COSTEÑO

[De4sher]

it would be a good idea to get rid of the "social genders" all together.

i mean just sleep with whomever you want and shut the fuck up.

[Bluepainkiller]

who's going to kill the spiders??!!!

[kianakeino]

WHAT THE G******!!!!!!!!!

[jessiolizzio]

watch me singing please :D watch?v=RT6_Uv0StXk thank you xx i'm lizzy

[Abhishekkri]

thums down

[bender3731]

Thumbs up if lady sov brought you here

[brittanyblazexxx]

mUFF mUNCHER,LMAO

[eskimo743]

i'm not . iam strange .Iknow what you do in bed muff muncher

[FiionaMcBriide]

comical. i love it. hahaha. 

[CookieCatsProduction]

are you acutally a lezbo not as "lizzy" i mean for real? i just want to know???

[CristinaSantos1986]

Carpet muncher ;)

[DATDieAnderTier]

Pathetic piece of shit I'm flagging and all you homos can go die!!!

[Ironyumi5]

@DATDieAnderTier hey buddy right back at you, have a nice day ^_^

[TheMrsLizzy]

My name is lizzy and friends of my always make fun of me because of this video xD

[huduho]

i think that lesbian should get the same treatment ass the gays get in the sixties

and learn ther real place in the world..

i am proud homophob(:

[Kinuskiki]

@huduho But why should gays be disrespected?

[huduho]

@Kinuskiki they dosnt.but some lesbians should cuzz they simply need to learn ther place

[Kinuskiki]

@huduho How would you feel, if I would say that you need to learn your place? We are all equal and human beings.

[huduho]

@Kinuskiki its not matter all what i say is that lesbians should learn ther place and people should stop loving them blindly.

[roiroy91825]

so is this supose to be funny?

[huduho]

@roiroy91825 its suppost to show u dykes no matter if its boring or pointless..

[SauronsEye]

Funny, no.

[brownshawty14]

ewww!!

[dailylolable]

Wow, this is Great comedy, it's like Jo Brand and her "I'm fat" comedy or Lenny Henry and his " I'm black" comedy........or Lee Evans and his "I'm sweaty" comedy, or Michael McIntyre and his "I'm middle class" comedy" or Frankie Boyle and his "let's see how offensive I can be" comedy.

Keep up the good work

DAILYLOLABLE (and his "I've got a sweaty ass" comedy.

[marcluc1988]

That was funny. Gay guys get the same question about, "Which one of you is the man and which is the woman?" "We're both men.", I reply. "Yes but, what do you do in bed?" Me: "What do YOU do in bed?" "Mind your own business!"  I reply, "Then YOU mind yours!"

[imak1992]

bored ,,

dont get me wrong , i like lezbians , but this is lame

[ChasePettijohn]

i totally sang along...and im a straight guy..



[benjaminjanet]

haha love you lizzy. everybody should be proud of who they are, gay, straight, black, white.

[TheEsmigo]

não entendi nada ,será que ela é lesbica?kkkkkkkkkkk

[11ALY111]

this video meke me feel better:) THX!!

[lizie126]

this makes me feel funny :l

[varnergirl]

ha ha !im a lesbian but thats so funny!

[serialdad]

Married for 25 years and i think you are brilliant, go girl !!! (as my wife would say)

[bellabelieber95]

"i'll NEVER understand why they prefer to suck dick.... bleghhhh" :DDD <3 agreed!

[rahul89090]

:P



[KingTrucker]

I'm a muff muncher too....

but lesbians don't like me =(

[XemnasD]

Do you get turned on by your own vag?

[missymaddi951]

@XemnasD really? =_=

[irishfirechick]

Why are people who think 'fags' are wrong....watching a video that is very obviously about lesbians and gays?? We allll know that you searched it! Funny that =S

[Troylglover]

the only reason your lesbo, is because your fat and ugly.

to keep from getting your feelings hurt is to tell yourself

you dont want a guy.

truth is, we dont WANT YOU.

[1233taylor]

@Troylglover

your a FUCKING DOUCHE BAG

[PatchiMarkus]

@Troylglover Lol, you fail at diversity...

[Ironyumi5]

@Troylglover Ew, i know i DONT want you

[Zandvliet3]

GAYYYYYYYYYYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYA

[erectionaffection]

did you here about the gay terroist

[whiteeyesdragon]

I enjoy reading people's comments about how gays should die. Cause I bet you their next child is going to be gay, people. Enjoy that type of ironic karma.

[jdclrk0485]

God help this pathetic human race that still hasn't figured out how their own plumbing works yet... and somehow doesnt realize that pussies are supposed to have dicks in them... and dicks are supposed to be in pussies...

How hard is it to figure out men and women are mention to be together not men and men or women and women??

[missymaddi951]

@jdclrk0485 God help the pathetic people who don't understand it's not a choice, and go to videos about lesbians and gays to voice their close minded opinions :P

[theRealAnonymousRain]

*sigh*

[AW09]

You cant really think this is funny?

Why is it our planet is getting over run by faggs. why cant every where be like a 3rd world country so all the gays get hung. That would be bliss.

[caseyrivera45]

Lizzy! I'll kill the spiders for you! Munching muff is what I like to do, too!

[Mrsannabanana100]

... I heard this while reading boy on boy..... *sigh*

[TheDeathnotejunkie]

She also has another of a British accent

[TheDeathnotejunkie]

It's good . But I can't tell really. It seems to kind of be sarcastic in some ways like it's making fun of lesbians. I don't know though but I have to say I wouldn't watch this with my girlfriend.

[MusicalSamurai]

I was randomly clicking about with comedy videos and came to this video which I found pretty funny. The pitch shifted voice gave me an inclination to open it in my audio editor and pitch shift it back down by an amount I won't bother posting :p

I was really surprised when I realised it was a real woman's voice and not some boy fucking about trying to sound like a girl...

Rock on! I like ya style!

Respect:

- Musical Samurai

[NaturallyNathalie]

Lizzie Borden the ax murderer was a lesbian who was romantically involved with actress Nance O'Neill.

[FickJaIchLiebeKiffen]

This writing is horrible, I'd rather watch Seinfeld.

[metallicapaulnz]

i luv lizzy lol shes a rug muncher...u go girl!!!!! lol

[MsMariet20]

Lizzy I'm also a Muff Muncher!! And I'm single! XD

"Who's going to kill the spiders?"

[tsuishanlam]

so australian haha..

[cuteycindyhoney]

Hi Lizzy! No offense taken even though I can't make up my mind.

LOL

[querubeprincess]

I'm Lizzy the Lezzy and I am out and proud. I'm Lizzy the Lezzy lets shout it all loud. I'm Lizzy the Lezzy just sing it with me. I'm Lizzy the Lezzy and I like pussy!

LOL!!! so long didnt watch this... lol.. so fun!

[bearsarefunnyful]

i hate it where only 7

[bearsarefunnyful]

i love ittttttttttt

awesome!



[amdispersed]

yeah your mom is watching this

what you have created

you wont have trouble your mother wud be lesbian too

[katestephenson92]

im lizzy the lezzy so lets have some fun, im lizzy the lezzy i'll sleep with your mum

[NOVASCOTIABRAT]

search the angry lesbian song... funny shit

[Crzyblondatheart]

Aw, I'M Lizzy the Lezzy too! I thought it was really clever and original . . .

[laffytafffy1995]

thank god im straight!!! =)

[sdmitch16]

Is this her real voice?

[dievi]

Lmao sooo trueXD whahahahaha

[TetleyTeaBags100]

Tooo many jokes here :)

I really want that theme tune on my phone so bad :)

Oh yea quote from her 'everyones a lesbian' yea right :P

[Mrfranrod]

xD this is soo funny

[Stephanythes]

she's speaking the truth!! loved the parts 1 & 5 :-))))

[Glitterballgurlee]

LOL very funny

[requiemofspirits]

Marry me Lezzy! I have a lot of tampons!

[luiz4088]

@requiemofspirits CAN I HAVE ONE??? o.O

[JLDSdancers]

cute!(;

[DamasdeHumor]

que divertida es Lizzy!! los invitamos a ver nuestros videos de humor, si les gusta reir en youtube.

I will try to speak in English to achieve that the whole people understand me

That enterteining is Lizzy!! We invite them to see our videoes of humor, if they like to have laughs in youtube.

[Troylglover]

The world is Bi, so if you only choose to be a lesbian, then your offending all the guys in the world, so.....if you get called a biatch then just take it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stephanythes]

@Troylglover get lost! Some women are happy ONLY being with a WOMAN.. just like me. So take it as read

[Cancerous79]

Too FunnY!

[skbcool]

I'm straight ~ and this is great. Some people are only happy if lesbians/gays are unhappy... Where are your time machines biatches? That time is gone.

[twoule]

tihs is wrong lebsian should not

[steviesuperstar]

sick your depraved,yeah you hope your parents aint watching cause your ashamed cause its shamefull, and this vid is shit and boring

[SSeirhnh10etc]

@steviesuperstar Don't watch it then!!!

[steviesuperstar]

@SSeirhnh10etc well i wont again again thats for sure

[propshuass]

@steviesuperstar -- you're ignorant.