1st Amendment Stand Up - Sandra Bernhard

[DeuPKay]

lol laaaaaaaame

[5033481boy]

this is probably funny to only the women cuz this shit aint funny plus the way she talks really irratates me

[quazzie11]

@5033481boy Couldn't agree more. I STILL to this day can not figure out how she got famous. Not funny. At all. She must have slobbed a lot of the right knobs back in the day.

[5033481boy]

@quazzie11 she probably did shes not even funny at all shes just sayhing what she likes and what she does thats it and when she sayws will you ever be funny again sandra.. im like when were u ever funny

[Debessence]

I see why she is jealous of Kathy Griffin, she is boring.

[McCauley824]

not funny at all. And she looks like she was beaten with a tire iron

[mrich0]

I think I fell asleep 3 maybe 4 times....

[IKnowImANerd]

Boring, and I didn't even smile - let alone laugh - once. I've never seen her stand-up before - does she think swearing makes anything funny...?

[SatchmoSings]

Remarkably unfunny; proof of the "culture of celebrity."

[NinjaBooKitty]

@SatchmoSings Right. But somehow she has missed the fact that SHE is no longer the celebrity du jour. I'm only listening to her because it's taking me this long to write this. :-) She was only ever a Madonna hanger-on.

[SatchmoSings]

@NinjaBooKitty True enough; she's still trying to milk her hour of fame; she did, after all, have more than 15 minutes!

[Nancy99999]

Gotta love the dyke!

[dex2345]

she used to un-nerve old Letterman back in the day

articulate lady, and filthy. Hahaha!

[epiksonik]

love it 

[smenezes11]

...but serious, Sandra, will you ever be funny again?

[JUANCHOBORI]

WRAP IT UP BITCH, COME ON HONEY. IT WHEN ON, AND ON. SHE IS NOT FUNNY !!!

[billcottles]

She may be ugly, but she ain't too ugly for no brotha....

[GhostofSpace]

@billcottles ...I SWEAR...PEOPLE ARE SO HATED JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT SYMMETRICALLY BEAUTIFUL OR WHATNOT...that's what is wrong with the world...people are fake and fucking stupid....it's the mind and personality that counts..

[Debessence]

@GhostofSpace I do agree with you. We are so hung up on looks. The problem was her boring act and she belittled Kathy Griffin when she was on the Howard Stern show, If you are going to degrade another person at least be as good as the person. She was boring.

[lambsquad17]

this wasn't very funny

[UNCLETUDE]

PLEASE! Sandy's a genius! She had to change her routine mid-way because she realized the 75% black audience didnt get ANY of her pop culture, now references.

[allthewine]

@UNCLETUDE

You are joking right? Black people don't have the internet?

[paulpaul313]

dis bitch UGLY

[jeff4justice]

Sandra Bernhard please look up: Sandra Bernhard Hugs Jeff 4 Justice

[floetry613]

I DIDN'T LAUGH...AT ALL...LOVED HOW THEY FLASHED THROUGH THE AUDIENCE AND PEOPLE WERE JUST LOOKING

[puunjabirockstar]

wtf

[FranklinHenryBluth]

@invisibleamerican I laughed at your comment more times than this shitty 6 minute video

[FranklinHenryBluth]

I think the funniest part is that she can barely speak fucking english hahahahaha

[IndiBoo002]

u sat here for 6:33 waiting for the funny

[charramaria]

wow she was all ova the place not funny

[DrNeroCF]

No really, just tell us what you think, don't worry about actually being funny or anything...

[W1F3B34T3R]

horrible comedian if thats what shes called

[batas022]

Kathy Griffin RULES!!!!!

[BolnoyBratchny]

This is proof that Hitler was right.

[Vortex42]

@BolnoyBratchny Oh - Come ON!

[JUANCHOBORI]

I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR YOU, SANDRA BERNHARD, WHEN YOU SAID AT "THE HOWARD STERN RADIO SHOW", THAT KATHY GRIFFIN COPIED YOUR COMEDY AND STYLE !!!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO......KATHY GRIFFIN IS DIFFERENT, VERY FUNNY AND YOU ARE NOT !!!! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS !!

[Sileni]

@JUANCHOBORI Personally don't care but Sandra Bernhard knows what she's talking about and Kathy Griffin isn't entirely funny either, Hell she reminds me of an irritating (Gay) Perez Hilton. Ones actually gay, the others just milking the Gay Community for all its worth. Shit either way both are washed up hasbeens in my opinion!

[Debessence]

@Sileni Most people wish they were as washed up as Kathy Griffin. Kathy Griffin is not washed up, you may not like her comedy, but she is very successful in her genre.

[Destinyatk]

why this bitch get almost 7 minutes & everyone else gets barely 2 min on u tube... NO WHERE NEAR FUNNY AT ALL!!! I will never get that time back...awww hell to the nawww... thumbs up if u agree...

[sunnyztmoney]

typical woman comedian....*yawn*

[HasbeenTuna]

Didn't laugh, I almost smiled once though. It was more like a monologue than stand-up. I didn't hear ONE joke in all of that.

[zorkabess]

One arrogant, snotty and ugly jewish bitch.  She needs a serious beating.

[JUANCHOBORI]

@zorkabess HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU ARE RIGHT !!!

[Debessence]

@zorkabess why are you being racist?

[Debessence]

@zorkabess why are you being racist?

[grayeyezguy]

She was wack to me no offense but I didnt even chuckle its time she step it up or get a career adjustment

[noonej]

Nothing personal against Sandra, but there's nothing funny in this routine. I'm amazed at how bad this was. If people want a great female comic, they should check out Whitney Cummings, Kathy Griffin, and Sarah Silverman.

[morkygorky]

I laughed and cried all the way through!

Thanks for posting!! I want MORE!!  :-D

[totopatter]

BEAT THE CHILDREN!!!

[jpa6791]

@totopatter joke, do not beat children.

[redsquarenine]

"The shit was moist and delicious, fuck you!"

[rtayl]

@redsquarenine That was classic Sandra!!! 

[bigtank3938]

@redsquarenine CHURCH!



[mindinsolitude]

@redsquarenine It's more funny taken out of context. lol

[geo10dude]

worst comedian ever!

[philipsmog]

Fuck all you Kathy Griffin fags and bow down to Queen Sandra!

[tsharrod]

@philipsmog yes

[RockLover139]

Why the crap they gave her 6mins and all the good one's like 2 to 3 the's Fucked up

[FrankSally]

She just kind've stands up there and rattles, doesn't she...

[themoonspinner]

she's wonderful...she knows it, she works it, and I loves it.

[kevinoti]

this shitt aint funny, its fuckin sermon !!! a bad sermon

[cuzodave]

She Crazy and she be shining i see she got a lot of haters!

[spentarts2]

how the fuck did she get on this show? get the fuck back to the 70's

[stopgivingmecrap]

crap...

[Summer91Baby]

SOOO...WE CAN LAUGH FOR A MIN AT THE OTHERS BUT SIT AND WATCH IN SILENCE FOR ALMOST 10 MINS FOR THIS ONE???

[dwil2002]

Let me be the first "brutha" to say that she is a sexy white woman. But I did not understand anything she was saying.

[scumgod13]

@dwil2002 Yea, I didn't get a lotta that either. WTF does football have to do with penis erectile dysfunction.

[tuttrussify]

Ecchhh! Now she's unfunny AND unattractive.

[teenytimwelch]

She is nuanced, wonderful and on the money. How can you call this racist? And btw I love the Jews.

[boatofcoins]

ugh she's soooo unlikeable. Racist Jew

[BLACKBEAUTY8989]

everybody else gets on 1 minute and she gets 6 minutes

[nejawharp]

Love you Sandy! Great set, always on the edge!

[jamiecoopertv]

Laura Bush...... lol what a soulless whore...

[chris4umiami]

THANK YOU FOR POSTING!!!!

SANDRA IS LEGEND

[belladonnacalla]

Sandra is sensational. End of story.

[blakka91]

why´s she gettin a 6min video??

[543joe]

shit