RECRUITERS SHOULD SHOW THIS SHIT...lol. doesn't matter what MOS you have, there is goin to be some pretty boring moments and downtime... and man it sucks. i nearly pissed myself though with the choice of song at 2:24
On a somewhat plus side, though, it was through the news (streamed through the secured line for some reason - or no reason, as so many things are) that I slowly got the picture that what I was doing was not enhancing the security and sure as HELL not protecting the freedom of "my countrymen."
Good vid. I'd salute you, but I hate even militaristic appearances. Do horns work?
\m/
Ah, old-school Megadeth... At least we have the recordings
Puke it's too bad that ppl. have their head's so far up their ass they'd die if they laughed. I bet these idiots who are talking shiznips to P funk haven't served a day. go talk your trash on Xbox, Pukes the man. Great production on this vid; As for you mofukas telling P to get out of the country that he served, you know.... "so you can type freely on youtube!!" (sarcasm intended). You should go swimming in a dried up water-well. Actives wouldn't dislike this. Puke, I see you my ninja
puke if you dont like it so much then get out of the country! they are the ones protecting it and keeping us free! you have problems with how things are ran then go somewhere else!
@grotenederlander I did get out of the Army. However I'm not leaving my country. I'm trying to make it better by actively opposing unjust wars and violent gov't.
Check out Iraq Veteran's Against the War for the reality about war.
If you think the US military is keeping you safe you're a fool. Nothing I did in six years protected anything but Raytheon's bank account.
I have plenty of Army buddies that feel just as I do. I'm sorry that you are too dumb to realize what a massive lie all those soldiers and civilians have died and are dstill dying for. I pity you.
Puke you are so fucking stupid. If our brothers weren't over there fighting and dying for us then we would get our fucking asses handed to us day in and day out by all of these fucking psycho governments and terrorists. You are the kind of ex-soldier that active duty guys hate. You're a piece of shit, hands down.
The point of the video is that it isn't at all like the exciting BS one sees in TV or movies. Being in the Army is boring and stupid. I was not "keep u all safe" as Cuddlenuts so retardedley put it.
in the info part at the right of this video, it says "What if the Army made recruitment videos that told the truth?" So ur sayin that all the Army is, is lazy? maybe childish? So wat if they sleep, so wat if they play games, so wat if they goof off a bit. theyre the ones risking their asses to keep u all safe. theyve gotta have atleast a fun, i wouldnt always wanna just be fighting. and for the ppl like hannah18322000, fuck you. theyre not just all shooting, its sometimes a lil more than that
oh well...why doncha also load some vids abt ARMY got killed in their duty? to make y'all sleep IN YOUR BED instead somewhere in the cave like Iraqi? to make y'all go to office safely and not worry abt some bomb blast fr suicide bomber? be thank ya for Army, they are human they may sleep and they act like kids bcs they are..just like NON ARMY...cmon!! give them a break..GO ARMY..love ya guys..XXXOOO
@justme90800 No one in my unit got killed while in Iraq, thankfully. Two guys did kill themselves from being in the shit-life that is the military though.
If you think the military keeps you safe you are deluded. The US gov't starting wars and meddling in foreign countries incites far more violence than preventing it.
11B HOOAH, to everyone else out there when your contract liaison at meps asks you what you want to do say 11B, 19D or if your ballsy say 18X, and if you take 31B, your just a fuckin blue falcon.
ur probably still in highschool am i right? and dont say HOOAH until you are at least IN BCT. but till then you dont have a right to say HOOAH, and you cant have 18X until you are 21.
First, the Army doesn't even fly planes in combat, they fly helicopters and specialize in close combat. The Army started the Air force anyway and they branched off. You cannot compare the two dude.
Also, the Army and Marines call in the air strikes, otherwise the AF would not know what to blow up.
Please just stop the immaturity and ignorance and show respect for all branches of our forces.
You never sleep? If you see a tired Soldier it is because he/she has been doing something. Only a very small group of AF even fly and the rest are mechanics or looking at screens and doing paperwork.
All branches are to be respected for their job but if you are going to throw out smack..you might as well state the whole truth.
OKAY...... the ONLY high speed air force OR navy are the PILOTS!!!!!! You fuckers only deploy for 3 to 6 months. WE... the ARMY leave our families for OVER A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!! So0o0o, carry on and suck each others dick like you know how to....
dumbass doesnt know he is comparing the air force and navy to the army hello moron army doesnt fly planes and u got a bunch of soldiers on our down time great job for being another failure to this generation
You are wrong, PFC. The army DOES have planes. Do they do any combat? No, but they are there. There is no Air Force base even close to Ft. Sill, so... explain to me the military aircraft? They are Army not Air Force.
Too bad you can't make a video that wakes you up at 3AM, makes you sit out in the cold in 70 lbs of gear for 6 hours, miss breakfast, march 10 miles and wait 5 more hours to shoot 30 rounds at a fake bunker then catch a bus home... on saturday.
HA that was adorable!! i love theres really high action parts and then all of the sudden...random stupid shit!!!AMAZING!!! CANT WAIT TO JOIN..got about a year and a half
I hated "hooah" My drill sgt always said "you know how hooah is actually spelled? Hua....you know what that stands for? Head up ass" lol besides it sounds like the retarded version of the marines' "hoorah" And can't take that. As far as Crazyoldmerc is concerned, the Army says "hurry up and wait" also.
wow, that was fuckin perfect, they had to be on balad, thats where i am and i recognized the area, but literallly, that is the most accurae video ive ever seen
That the Army is not as glamorous as the recruiting videos would make it appear. Sorry about he length. I didn't make it intending to put it online. I just made it the entertainment of me and my friends.
ETS is estimated time of separation from military service. ETS blinks over the images that show the true Army life. Re-enlist is over the images that would be used in normal recruitment type commercials.
I'm getting ready for Egypt in a few months and then Iraq early next year. :) Already work involves sitting in the gray area waiting for somethin to happen...I can't wait for Iraq! haha Good job on the video, again.
I expected some retarded Hoah video. But I loved it. I love the officer playing video games downrange. I am sure he came back to a heroes welcome too. Recruitment videos should show you mopping and cleaning tilettes while your ASVAD scores are better than any of the officers.
RECRUITERS SHOULD SHOW THIS SHIT...lol. doesn't matter what MOS you have, there is goin to be some pretty boring moments and downtime... and man it sucks. i nearly pissed myself though with the choice of song at 2:24
MrJwinter85 8 months ago
this is great. stay hooah buddy OEF/09
chanceprice11 9 months ago
FUCK YEA ZUMA!
mrlaird 1 year ago
heh heh
staring at the computer screen - yup, that was the bulk of my deployment.
blackacidlizzard 1 year ago
On a somewhat plus side, though, it was through the news (streamed through the secured line for some reason - or no reason, as so many things are) that I slowly got the picture that what I was doing was not enhancing the security and sure as HELL not protecting the freedom of "my countrymen."
Good vid. I'd salute you, but I hate even militaristic appearances. Do horns work?
\m/
Ah, old-school Megadeth... At least we have the recordings
blackacidlizzard 1 year ago
ahahaha army... you little kids
RedFang4 1 year ago
Puke it's too bad that ppl. have their head's so far up their ass they'd die if they laughed. I bet these idiots who are talking shiznips to P funk haven't served a day. go talk your trash on Xbox, Pukes the man. Great production on this vid; As for you mofukas telling P to get out of the country that he served, you know.... "so you can type freely on youtube!!" (sarcasm intended). You should go swimming in a dried up water-well. Actives wouldn't dislike this. Puke, I see you my ninja
niceonebuckner 1 year ago
awesome video spc puke its funny!!!!
el15colo23 2 years ago 3
whats that rap rock song called thats after the soldiers, someone plz help me lol
omgsiggy 2 years ago
Bombs over bagdad...
verdigoproductions 2 years ago
puke if you dont like it so much then get out of the country! they are the ones protecting it and keeping us free! you have problems with how things are ran then go somewhere else!
grotenederlander 2 years ago
@grotenederlander I did get out of the Army. However I'm not leaving my country. I'm trying to make it better by actively opposing unjust wars and violent gov't.
Check out Iraq Veteran's Against the War for the reality about war.
If you think the US military is keeping you safe you're a fool. Nothing I did in six years protected anything but Raytheon's bank account.
Puke0010 1 year ago
You were a mechanic, what did you expect?
Were you active duty or reserves?
Of course the recruitment videos are bullshit.
InjusticeMachine 2 years ago 2
@InjusticeMachine Six years active duty. Laugh once and a while. You'll feel better.
Puke0010 1 year ago
lol nice credits, man... love this
88smileandnod 2 years ago
needs to be done so deal with it
rubbbbba 2 years ago
@rubbbbba No, it doesn't. War is never justified.
Puke0010 1 year ago
Dmrh91-
I have plenty of Army buddies that feel just as I do. I'm sorry that you are too dumb to realize what a massive lie all those soldiers and civilians have died and are dstill dying for. I pity you.
Puke0010 2 years ago
Puke you are so fucking stupid. If our brothers weren't over there fighting and dying for us then we would get our fucking asses handed to us day in and day out by all of these fucking psycho governments and terrorists. You are the kind of ex-soldier that active duty guys hate. You're a piece of shit, hands down.
dmrh91 2 years ago
Justme90800 - No soldier dying in Afghanistan or Iraq is keeping anyone in America safe. Making comments like that shows how naive and dumb you are.
Puke0010 2 years ago
The point of the video is that it isn't at all like the exciting BS one sees in TV or movies. Being in the Army is boring and stupid. I was not "keep u all safe" as Cuddlenuts so retardedley put it.
And some of you people need a sense of humor.
Puke0010 2 years ago
in the info part at the right of this video, it says "What if the Army made recruitment videos that told the truth?" So ur sayin that all the Army is, is lazy? maybe childish? So wat if they sleep, so wat if they play games, so wat if they goof off a bit. theyre the ones risking their asses to keep u all safe. theyve gotta have atleast a fun, i wouldnt always wanna just be fighting. and for the ppl like hannah18322000, fuck you. theyre not just all shooting, its sometimes a lil more than that
CuddleNuts 2 years ago
hurry up and wait bitches
eastoneagle75 2 years ago
oh well...why doncha also load some vids abt ARMY got killed in their duty? to make y'all sleep IN YOUR BED instead somewhere in the cave like Iraqi? to make y'all go to office safely and not worry abt some bomb blast fr suicide bomber? be thank ya for Army, they are human they may sleep and they act like kids bcs they are..just like NON ARMY...cmon!! give them a break..GO ARMY..love ya guys..XXXOOO
justme90800 2 years ago
@justme90800 No one in my unit got killed while in Iraq, thankfully. Two guys did kill themselves from being in the shit-life that is the military though.
If you think the military keeps you safe you are deluded. The US gov't starting wars and meddling in foreign countries incites far more violence than preventing it.
Puke0010 1 year ago
@justme90800 Damn, did you graduate high school?
The point of the video is to show footage of what it's really like in Iraq for some of us. Try to have a sense of humor.
Puke0010 1 year ago
wtf is goin on
is that a kindergarden in front of them?
softairFrank 2 years ago
Shoot sumthin, will ya. We're payin for this stuff.
hannah18322000 2 years ago
This is what happens if you sign up to be a POG. Hurry up and wait fellas!
JMrt2005 2 years ago
11B HOOAH, to everyone else out there when your contract liaison at meps asks you what you want to do say 11B, 19D or if your ballsy say 18X, and if you take 31B, your just a fuckin blue falcon.
11B HOOAH
Spawn40k 2 years ago
ur probably still in highschool am i right? and dont say HOOAH until you are at least IN BCT. but till then you dont have a right to say HOOAH, and you cant have 18X until you are 21.
19iceman19 2 years ago
no, im an 11B myself, just got out of the army
Spawn40k 2 years ago
@Spawn40k Fuck that. I at least still have all my brains and limbs.
Puke0010 1 year ago
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JMrt2005 2 years ago
First, the Army doesn't even fly planes in combat, they fly helicopters and specialize in close combat. The Army started the Air force anyway and they branched off. You cannot compare the two dude.
Also, the Army and Marines call in the air strikes, otherwise the AF would not know what to blow up.
Please just stop the immaturity and ignorance and show respect for all branches of our forces.
steven4068 2 years ago 3
You never sleep? If you see a tired Soldier it is because he/she has been doing something. Only a very small group of AF even fly and the rest are mechanics or looking at screens and doing paperwork.
All branches are to be respected for their job but if you are going to throw out smack..you might as well state the whole truth.
steven4068 2 years ago 2
OKAY...... the ONLY high speed air force OR navy are the PILOTS!!!!!! You fuckers only deploy for 3 to 6 months. WE... the ARMY leave our families for OVER A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!! So0o0o, carry on and suck each others dick like you know how to....
FUCKIN HOOAH!!!
jaxileila 2 years ago
your choice dumbass
KillFrenzie 2 years ago
dumbass doesnt know he is comparing the air force and navy to the army hello moron army doesnt fly planes and u got a bunch of soldiers on our down time great job for being another failure to this generation
PFCKlein 3 years ago
You are wrong, PFC. The army DOES have planes. Do they do any combat? No, but they are there. There is no Air Force base even close to Ft. Sill, so... explain to me the military aircraft? They are Army not Air Force.
Yeshua001 2 years ago
Looks like some drill sgt beat the since of humor out of you, boy.
hannah18322000 2 years ago
@PFCKlein I'm comparing videos showing cool shit happening to footage of what I actually did in Iraq.
And the Army does have a few planes.
The RC-12, C-12, Sherpa, and a few VIP jets.
Think before you speak private.
Puke0010 1 year ago
Someones pullin a Pvt Gomer Pyle, but with a m16?
420tenke420 3 years ago
wow!! im gona re-enlist right now!! :)
aaha NO. funny arse video tho lmao
fart1001 3 years ago
You put some subliminal messages, I have to tell you that that doenst work.
Spetznaz 3 years ago
"What if the Army made recruitment videos that told the truth?"
Heheh.
nighstalker239 3 years ago
WOW
heatwave2012 3 years ago
LOL I love the contrast between the high action movies and the real time military life. Great job!!!!!
MoStylz 3 years ago 2
Hurry up and wait--a staple of Army life since 1938
drsdannyt 3 years ago 7
Too bad you can't make a video that wakes you up at 3AM, makes you sit out in the cold in 70 lbs of gear for 6 hours, miss breakfast, march 10 miles and wait 5 more hours to shoot 30 rounds at a fake bunker then catch a bus home... on saturday.
rangersparky1284 3 years ago 2
Been there, done that.
Puke0010 3 years ago
LOL
scoobysdeathwish756 3 years ago
o nvm 3 but i didnt feel like watching the whole vid
Green0960 3 years ago
yes there is to things that say re enlist that i saw
Green0960 3 years ago
Kick ass vid, MAKE MORE!!!!
LuciferArts 3 years ago
Was there a subliminal mmessage in there?
I saw a flash of the word 're-enlist'
And lol at the guy that resembles spongebob
GaudyAppartment 3 years ago
LOL stop it at 7:19
Celticsareback1 3 years ago
HA that was adorable!! i love theres really high action parts and then all of the sudden...random stupid shit!!!AMAZING!!! CANT WAIT TO JOIN..got about a year and a half
calyn08 3 years ago
That's the Army in a nutshell. Action followed by lots and lots of stupidity and boredom.
Puke0010 3 years ago
im willing to deal with stupidity and bordem..its my dream
calyn08 3 years ago 3
I hated "hooah" My drill sgt always said "you know how hooah is actually spelled? Hua....you know what that stands for? Head up ass" lol besides it sounds like the retarded version of the marines' "hoorah" And can't take that. As far as Crazyoldmerc is concerned, the Army says "hurry up and wait" also.
nondesignateddriver 4 years ago
Two phrases in the British Army;
"On the bus, off the bus"
&
"Hurry up and wait"
Crazyoldmerc 4 years ago
lol same two phrases in the US Army too! ....Hooah....
1SGFitzsWife 4 years ago
LOL and whats with the subliminal messaging saying "RE-ENLIST!". HAHA, the army should pay you.
Appclypse 4 years ago
HAHAHA that is hilarious. BUt you got to love hte original Bombs over Bahgdad video.
Appclypse 4 years ago
Love the endtitles :)
brucevdk 4 years ago
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ok...this is probably the dumbest video i have ever saw on youtube...
simmysmurf 4 years ago
You have ever saw?
I don't suppose you read much do you.
Puke0010 4 years ago
you guys are air force rangers?? or some thing else??
vanilah88 4 years ago
US Army Chinook Mechanics.
Puke0010 4 years ago
ah.. ok ... ;) thanks
vanilah88 4 years ago
OOH RAH
United we Stand!
Wish I was still in. (served 1978-1985)
Marine Corps League/AMVETS/American Legion.
We all support you. Semper Fi!
DanTroops 4 years ago 2
LOL...
VirgilioLeon 4 years ago
amen to that
acsoldier22 4 years ago
I completely get what your sayin cuz this is absolutely true....lot of grunt work and a lot of hurry up and waitin lol...hoah brother
onemanairband 4 years ago
wow, that was fuckin perfect, they had to be on balad, thats where i am and i recognized the area, but literallly, that is the most accurae video ive ever seen
acsoldier22 4 years ago
Puke pardon my ignorance but what are you trying to get across with this video? And did it have to be so long?
bugs122490 4 years ago
That the Army is not as glamorous as the recruiting videos would make it appear. Sorry about he length. I didn't make it intending to put it online. I just made it the entertainment of me and my friends.
Puke0010 4 years ago
lol SO FUCKIN TRUE lol
the1general 4 years ago
what happened when your commander found out about this man. I almost got demoted for stunts like this!
SaikouIXI 4 years ago
I made sure that my command never found out. I'm out of the Army know, so fuck 'em!
Puke0010 4 years ago
this is the Air Frces new recruitment video, thanks puke.
AwhiteFubarGuy 4 years ago
LOOL 2:25 XD the music so fits!
kiwi8 4 years ago
This may just be the funniest thing I've ever seen! Haha... I think...everybody needs to see this
hahah... I don't think I'm gonna join the Army now. lol.
kawfeegirl 4 years ago
Love the subliminal messages ETS! (Means what) and of course Do Drugs and I almost forgot Re-Enlist lol anyways gj on the vid.
FirefighterJoe 4 years ago
ETS is estimated time of separation from military service. ETS blinks over the images that show the true Army life. Re-enlist is over the images that would be used in normal recruitment type commercials.
Puke0010 4 years ago
Thanks for the reply. I got ya now. Be safe.
-Joe
FirefighterJoe 3 years ago
lol this is so true
nutcra 4 years ago
I'm getting ready for Egypt in a few months and then Iraq early next year. :) Already work involves sitting in the gray area waiting for somethin to happen...I can't wait for Iraq! haha Good job on the video, again.
Cabledawg06 4 years ago
I thought I recognized the picture of the Pods... 2-4, I understand you completely. 4-4. Same time, same place. Glad to have left.
thelategreatme 4 years ago
Beautiful. Only people in the army would fully understand and enjoy this video.
Cabledawg06 4 years ago
It's definitely full of inside jokes. I made it for me and my buddies while in Iraq in 2006.
Puke0010 4 years ago
I'm not sure. Some of the video clips I found online.
Puke0010 4 years ago
was the begining in ft bragg nc? looked familiar
j0e318 4 years ago
Yeah, pretty gay.
ArmyJonHall 4 years ago
I expected some retarded Hoah video. But I loved it. I love the officer playing video games downrange. I am sure he came back to a heroes welcome too. Recruitment videos should show you mopping and cleaning tilettes while your ASVAD scores are better than any of the officers.
bigtimepimpin666 4 years ago
pop tall? ghey
twoid 5 years ago
Hurry up and wait, the Army way HOOAH ;)
ArmyWife1104 5 years ago
Wake up! Pop tall and drop. HAHHHAHHHaaa
intelegens 5 years ago