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  • now I know where call of duty 1 got their sound effects from

  • Lol, this reminds me of those old pokemon videogames:

    German: "fires machinegun into charging crowd"

    ...

    It has no effect...

  • These Russky movies are so dumb!

  • 0:46

    he would have wiped out more then half of the attackers in real life.

  • what a crack up.the rest of the fighting stopd for a tea break while the kraut officer slowly died and talked.

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  • auf dem Schild bei 1.03 hätte HALT-STOP stehen müssen

  • cod 2 sound effects and stupid, non accurate germans ftw!

  • hahah I like the fat russian.

  • The fat Russian is like a Rambo/Chris Farley combo! The total package. Except he gets shot.

  • the mg34 should have killed them all

  • Germans are worse? Russia arrested teir own liberated troops from death camps on the accusation of being spies. Allies refused the exchange of 10 000 trucks against the lives of 1 000 000 jews. US refused the bombing of the railway Auschwitz-Birkenau or the crematories at Auschwitz (having yet obtained detailed maps from the polish resistance). US statement was 'it will take us too many airplanes which are needed elsewhere', 2 weeks later they bombed factories 5-10 miles away from Auschwitz...

  • 3:17 "im going to cake heaven"

  • fat guy owned 

  • 3:21 I thought that was Stairway to Heaven at first.

  • The Russians were known for supreme fighting people who were very elite. Wait no it was the Russians who used millions of conscripts to swarm Germans, not these wonder warriors. Then again every country tries to make themselves look cooler so who can blame who

  • Russian Guerillas = EPIC. Nuff' said.

  • This show is nothing more then all other War movies: facts, NO. Hero allies, YES. Bad Germans, YES. War Crimes from the Germans, YES. War Crimes of the Russians, NO what war crimes?

  • @TheFreshEC: In my eyes, Stalin and his communist were no better than the Nazi's. They starved out millions in the Ukraine and treat their soldiers like shit. Not to mention what Russia did in Poland, the killed thousands of Polish officers and tried to blame it on the Germans. They were the same type of evil, just on the allies.

  • @UStheFA I know, thats why i put it, its always the same story, lets show all the war crimes of Germany because they lost. But Soviets where maybe worse, sending POW's to syberia to let them die, burning children and civilians in finland, raping woman in Berlin, that kind of shit will never be shown in war movies, only in documantary's. America comitted war crimes to, nuking city's with the reason: military target, just 5% in both city's was military..

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  • 2:22 heavy weapons guy: origins

  • i love how the german officer killed more russians with his pistol than the germans did with their mp40s and k98s

  • Bullshit Der Fatherlands troops rolled threw russia like nothing. The only way they won was to give there men a choice between german bullets or russian bullets. Films that glorify the soviet army in ww2 generally do not portray the plight of the soviet soldier to stay alive aganist his own leadership.

  • A big, fat, corpulent Ivan can kill so much fit Germans?! How could Germans conquer that much land of Russia?:D:D:D

  • @SkinheadScatty Yes germans could conquer qite much land and russians could kick them out later.

  • Faker than fake... Really very bad.

  • 298 votes against ... But no one thought that if it were not for these and other Russian soldiers, the world would now Swasey others.

  • such a bad movie lol

  • This is a Russian propaganda/fairy tale film. In reality, the kill ratio was for every one German soldier killed there was 10 Russian soldiers killed. Funny how in this little clip the Russian partisans are doing all the killing. lol, at 3:16 I bet that fat ass Russian was thinking of cake.

  • @UStheFA you are stupid asshole!!!

  • Its just the film, stupids)) Russians won this war and its their right to show how good or bad they reached this victory.

  • bull shit, he was spreaying with an MG34 and not 1 rusian even got hit. i mean WTF??

  • fat cowards

  • Really, really bad- fake. Yikes.

  • 3:15 Ahhh...that felt so good.

  • @Theakker3B I'm suprised the bullet got through all the fat

  • i love that german commander, he use handgun and beat up every shit with a single shot and without a miss!

  • German uniform is so much nicer...

  • This is so much russian bullshit. That MG-34 would have cut those partisans and as for the MG-42 that thing would have owned the rest. The train would have rammed through the freakin cart. I really do hate how stupid everyone makes the Germans seem considering I'm part German and surpass my generation in intelligense it shows.

  • @ppayne95 I'm not defending the film, but the idea was the cart was mined.

  • As if a train would stop with a rickety hay-cart on the line. Primitive rubbish!

  • @saxcoburg The reason why the train stopped was because they thought it was a bomb and if they had rammed it it could have blown the railway line up which was vital to germanys war effort.

  • well and that is reason why nazi lost the war :D

  • ok why not the germans are as good as the red orchestra 2 bots

  • Flounder from animal house was a russian partisan?

  • Wow...MG gunner couldnt hit ANYONE, yet a sniper hit a guard in a tower from a moving train -_- Such bullshit.

  • @Karl88ful just like american rambo killing entire regiment whithout proper aiming,isin't it?

  • hmm aparently the officer with a pistol can kill more russian partisans than riflemen and MG43 gunners combined? :/

  • @Ogidamanisha :-D

  • This movie is not Russian, either Belarus or Ukrainian

  • In reality this would never've bin succesfull

  • The Russians wished it went this way

  • ....that's one crappy movie!!!

  • ROT☭FRONT meine Genossen!

  • You don't have to stop a train for a wagon load of hay.

  • lol. Fat Russian in WW2? I don't think so comrade!

  • WOW.......SO REALLLLLL......

  • @1987jkilla you are right there are only to numbers everybody should know: 5.533mio german soldiers killed and 10.7mio russians AND GERMANY FOUGHT NOT ONLY AGAINST RUSSIA...

  • stop making such bad movies. you all know how many russians and how many germans died.

    why don't you russians make a movie about the winter war against finland, huh? ...

  • 02:17 LOL

  • ist das eine scheiße, typisch für filme die aus dieser zeit, einfach erbärmlich !!!!!!!!!

  • russian guerillas ARE FUCKed all german ARMY,and we'll FUCKING all NATO,from Russia with love///

  • If the russian guerillas are so awesome just send them into Berlin have one guy wipe out the Liebstandarte with a fork then have the russian guy fight Hitler in a epic boss fight where hitler transforms into Michael Jackson and flashes his balls around. That would be a movie.

  • @Aidan880000

    It could happen!

  • @BungKanKid Huh as long as the russian with the fork is chuck norris it could happen.

  • Bin sprachlos. Vollkomm Schwachsinn.

  • @jfhudak Ich auch, unglaublich, was diese Idioten sich einfallen lassen.

  • EPIC FAIL!!!!

    german officer killed a few russians with lugger...and german soldier cannot kill anyone with MG42.... :O

  • @stobrecanin mg 34

  • Fuck does he say at the end?

  • @ddZforZiggiebb he's not officer, he's mashinist)))))))))

  • @ddZforZiggiebb

    the german officer said that it was fair. Soldiers vs soldiers and officer vs officer.

    And the russain said that he is not officer

  • ROFL @ the machine gun. IT HIT NO ONE.

  • cod 2 guns sound >.<

  • they kill'em all uhhh~~~~~~

  • People it's just a movie, do not judge so harshly

  • I cried when the fat guy got it.

  • Lol thousand german soldiers were running around not able to shoot anybody, but one german officer killed dozen of them with only handgun, i just have nothing to say xD

  • WTF?! WHO IN THE HELL MADE THIS MOVIE?? THATS THE NORWEGIAN FLAG WHIT THE NAZI SIGN ON IT!!!!!!!

  • @jula217 That's the kriegsmarine ensign, look up kriegsmarine on wikipedia, its slightly different than norway's flag, its red instead of dark orange, and the lines are black instead of blue.

  • where this from?

  • haha these russian guys could have won the war on their own..

  • ever wonder why the ones who have less ammo and weapons win? Read Sun Tzu's art of war, American soldiers British French ect. have died because of stupid rules banning scare tactics. stop being vain and help us save soldiers lives. Large tanks and all give away positions and such, more guerrilla tactics need to be institutionalized. all this high costing equipment won't win you a war.

  • @dogbone222

    guerilla tactics can be effective against large armies but if both use irregular warfare it isnt that effective.

  • @montrastic Then you aren't applying them correctly. It depends on who has more will and wit.

  • @montrastic Again sun Tzu had made himself a basic treatise on war. Weather it is a force smaller equal or larger he defeated them, even if both used guerrilla tactics.

  • Commander, why did you pause?

  • FAT RAMPAGE

  • Nazi butthurt in the comments. Lol, seriously, people, this is just a movie!

  • i like the fat guy

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  • why is it in all these movies the germans don't know how to shoot and are walking paper targets....its so fake. Truth is they were outsmarted, outgunned and outnumbered, not to mention how much espionage, sabotage, and misleading shit went on thanks to spies, and conspirators. In reality the germans had superior weaponry but were running low on metal and supplies towards the end of the war.

  • LOL I even laugh the way the Russian made the Germans wayy more idiot thann in the American Movies. The germans can't shoot shit and just stand there like to die is better.

  • @nyipnyop lol at least in the american movies the German kill tons of american some times mascreing them.

  • @nyipnyop this is not true

  • @nyipnyop How do american movies make germans look stupid?

  • @mesohorny360 I doesn't mean that the American Movies make germans look stupid. What I mean is, in most American Movies about WW2 they make the germans have a really really awful aim. They spray 100 bullets and only kill 2 American soldier. I don't hate the movies, and I love Band of Brothers.

  • @nyipnyop Band of Brothers is really awesome.

  • @nyipnyop Only 100 bullets for 2 kills? In real wars people fire thousands and don't hit anyone.

  • @nyipnyop For example: US forces have fired an estimated 250,000 bullets for every insurgent killed bullets in Iraq and Afghanistan.

  • @XXAndriuchaXX They both had some pretty bad tanks.

    However, in a KV-1 vs. PzKpfw IV, I think the Panzer has the advantage.

    The Soviets didn't have the cool tanks (T-34)at the begining, and the Germans didn't either (Tiger).

  • wow that MG43 gunner couldnt cut down all those idiot partisans?

  • @TehChocco MG-42*

  • @TehChocco you can't think that straight when 20 people are shooting at you...

  • @TehChocco mg 42 mate

  • @MTXwhites Ye ye ye ye, typo :P

  • 1:15 fat ugly russian

  • 2:00 looks like a duck

  • IF THE U.s. Never entered the war the fussians would have been slaughtered

  • @zongnugs Except for the fact that at the time the USSR had the best weaponry, tanks, and planes. To add to that matter, they also had no problem losing millions of men. Germany in total lost around 4 million soldiers and civilians, while the USSR lost around 20 million in total, but that number also came from the attacks on Poland. So would they really have SLAUGHTERED them?

  • @FaTalSiiNsHD the russians did not have better weaponry, tanks or planes. you fucking idiot.

  • @ddioppp Oh yes they did. Had better planes and the best tanks. The things russians invented for their WWII tanks are used even today like sloped armor and springed wheels. No other tank had those.

  • @tbyte Funny. The Tiger Tank & Panther both had sloped armor.

  • @tbyte are you saying the russians were the only having suspension for their tanks? lol

  • @ddioppp YES. Go google it lamer. Americans decided "it's too much and too expensive". Actualy the suspension made the russian tanks the fastest offroad tanks of WWII. And there are documentary on Discovery exactly about how bad the american tanks were without suspnesions and the documentary incudes about US 7-8 tank drivers. It wont be hard to find if you have at least a half chicken brain.

  • @ddioppp They did not. But they sure could make them (like the Americans)...the T34 was a great tank though.

  • @ddioppp You seem a bit angry, you must be an idiot to ascend to swearing as fast as you did. Just because the Germans Tigers and King Tigers doesn't mean that their tanks were built better than the USSR's tanks, as you can see by how many people are correcting you. Who's the idiot now?

  • @FaTalSiiNsHD the german had better tanks and aircraft than the russians.

  • @ddioppp How so?

  • @ddioppp Not in the begining of the war ! The russian T-34 was better and the KV Tank and later the russian have the ISU-150 and the Josef Stalin Tanks 1/2 and in the end of WWII the JS3 ! Airplanes i have no idear.

  • @AdmiralThakain thats not true. the german tiger was the best tank in the war.

  • @AdmiralThakain No if anything one can argue that towards the end of the war, the Soviets pumped out better or Tanks than the Germans. But at the beginning of operation Barbarossa, the Germans were swatting the Soviets like flies. The Germans had superior tanks than the British, Americans and Soviets combined, but this was pre 1943

  • @ddioppp Of beginning of the war-Soviets had better tanks then Germans, learn some history idiot before write here nonsense and insult others!

  • @zongnugs WRONG. After the Battle of Kursk the Russinas had superiority over the Germans. Our lend-lease helped them out a lot though. But, they probably would have won either way...much to my chagrin.

  • @zongnugs

    true

  • Thats why the russians won the war right?

  • The Russian are like that stupid. They always want to make themselves look better than the German while always hiding the fact that the the Russians suffer 15 dead to 1 German loss.

  • @BetheHans Not Russians. Don't mess Russians with movie makers: you know, people of WHAT NATION making movies, don't you?

  • @BetheHans And - there's no people looking shitty movies like this on TV in Russia. You should know, there's bad movies in every country. Try to watch "Dog's hearth" or some other classics. Then speak about Russian cinema, my friend.

  • @BetheHans Meh... "Heart of a Dog" it is called.

  • bad action....

    

  • societ guerrilas with mp40's?

  • @H1pnot Stolen from Dead germans most likely

  • What is this movie called?

  • @Quetzalqoatl99 The Movies name is "фигня". Now type that into google translator to see what i mean.

  • Holy God. This isn't even Call of Duty, this is Medal of Honor. The only German that can get a kill is the commander, this was like a boss level in one of the games... How awful.

  • @hippowithnoodles444 no no, this isn't Call of Duty, nor Medal of Honor, its Call of Duty 2 :p don't you reckognise the sounds of gunshots? :)

  • @Holt1718 I stand corrected.

  • Haha... no way! ;-)

  • lol so f*ucking lame, these mg34 will kill like 10 men about ehse 20 that cream like crazies

  • is this Call of Duty?

    why would a train stop because of a wooden coach????

  • 3:10 IN COME CHRIS FARLEY LOL. Thats what I thought when I saw that guy come in.

  • Total junk

  • at 1:58 to 2:00, the German falling out of the tower had his arms flailing like he was trying to fly, Russians can't make a movie at all.

  • @NSA8888 Watch 9th company and say that again.

  • @whiskeylover515 you do realize 9th Company was produced by Russia, Finland and the Ukraine. 9th Company also showed that only 1 man survived when in fact out of 39 only 6 died. Historically accurate it was not.

  • @NSA8888 but it was a damn good movie

  • And everyone takes about a year to die. Fantastic mocking material though.

  • well...my lifes over

  • @Schnadaffi How was it different, might I ask?

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  • I love how when the Russians destroy the Nazis in this movie and are hated for it, but in Saving Private Ryan, they're praised for killing the Japanese.

  • yeah, the Germans were way better warriors than what this portrays

  • russian propaganda

  • After such partisan raids, villages were burned as retaliation.

    But human lives mean nothing to soviets. As stalin said "1 life lost is tragedy, millions lost is a statistic".

    now they proudly calling themselves partisans, but how much civilians suffered for their attacks?

  • @Impulse116 Well there were also army partisans and army scouts wich were the predecessor of the Spetsnaz in Russia today. They made the attacks in such places where there was minimal civilian population and they tried to avoid confrontation unless ambushing some officers car or ambushing important object and taking live German prisoners for interrogation.

  • @normison69

    well that's not partisans but army sabotage groups.

    i think partisans are the ones who is not in real army.

  • @Impulse116 Really just armed men and women in enemy controlled territory.

    There were alot of the Red Army troops, who got encircled and escaped, that joined and led the partisan groups in German controlled territory

  • They stop for that wagon? Seriously? Obvious ambush is obvious.

  • Fort Eben-Emael? Maginot Line? African Desert? Nope. Now we know that only russian cart can stop Wehrmacht! :)

  • lmfao to everything in this video

  • Three things destroyed the German Army:

    1. Lack of oil

    2. Russian Winter

    3. The Allied funding and resupply of the Russian front lines.

  • @joonijoon allies didnt supply russian army russia had to buy tanks from the allies in the beginging of the war but from 1943 the allies didnt give russia shit all the stuff they got from the allies it was bought

  • @meee2014 The US alone gave a 11 billion dollar grant to the Soviet Union. The Egypt-Iran corridor was used to massively bolster the red army. Not including the combined allied bombing of Germany's industrial complex.

  • @joonijoon right cuz russia got invadaded and germany took alot of the agricultural land and food was needed to supply the red army so allies started shipping food

  • hahaha the face of that old man

  • funniest video :P

  • If you watch closely at 3:14, the shot is fired before the pistol is aimed at the guy.

  • 3:12 FAIL xD

  • 2:21 hahahah