London Ink - Mackerel Tattoo

[LongLostDrummer]

This was posted in 2008.. you know shes regretting that tattoo now or even worse, watching this clip and face palming herself.

[12TabulaRasa12]

there's a fluffy sheep on her tattoo as well

[modsuthawan]

shit tattoo shit work the outline is shit how can you be on tv and show this to the world come on guys (london ink) shame on you he said is started doing tattoo since 1991 but to me it seems like doing 1 year ago honestly they become famous becoz david beckham done his first tattoo there and that was shit tattoo as well a dead angle on is back yeah ! its totally dead the whole tattoo is dead sorry but its true

[3zib]

@modsuthawan Agreed! Everyone at the shop except the owner SUCKS.

[zimonslot]

half-assed!

[saintvamp22]

is it just me or the tattoos on london ink are lame compared to the ones on miami and la ink, plus its nice that they finally show that tattoos actually hurt but maybe its a bit to much, it makes it kinda depressing to watch

[HannibalxStarling]

Am I the only one who loves Brit's accent?

[illtellyouasecret]

this is retarded. im ashamed to be american lol

[AXELGRIZ]

theres a london ink?!? wow! im lame!

[MARV361theSTAR]

making a tattoo is like building ur own prison of (possibly bad) memories... why can't people see that?

[TokerMate]

@MARV361theSTAR How would you know, do you even have a tattoo? Maybe you don't like it because it was simply a horrible choice on your behalf and possibly a crap artist. I see lots of old people that love their tattoos especially the ones that remind them of things they did when they were young. Even a shitty one they got that they regretted at the time they can come to love when they're old because it reminds them of how much fun they had being young.

[ducrozet74]

@MARV361theSTAR u are an idiot, i got a tattoo in memory of my grandparents and it makes me smile thinking of them when i see it, u are a fucking wack job that dont know what the fuck u are talking about, stop watching tattoo shows because i know u aint got any, and u dont get them so piss off

[sucideduett]

@MARV361theSTAR Because it is not true tattooes are beautiful,every one is born with eyes a mouth and a nose but not everyone is born with art work on their skin it is a good way to show personality or mark an event or happy memmory.

[trionz2]

Retards*

[trionz2]

Way to make us Americans look like retarded. "oh hey ima go get me a tattoo of some fishy, a train, and a sheep." Fuckin dumbass.

[romanoio7]

typical american!

[blackcat89]

jodie marsh :P

[Matty2k1k45]

Though im british i still prefered miami ink, didnt like la ink

[langhalsen]

London ink, the fuck is this copyshit with ugly british and ugly people fuck shit is this shut shut shit shit shit fuck?

[grobo11]

@langhalsen I just love your extensive use of vocabulary!

[butterz2butterz2]

terrible

[vejuzchill]

tattoo look like crap

[meandreamsent]

thers only two halfs no?????

hahahaha siiiik diz foo gets down

[anteracmacash]

that blonde chick...Giggity :D

[MissLinaSapphire]

@anteracmacash That's Jodie Marsh

[fvckben]

i tattoo sheep shit ony dick skins n shit

[LucaEVILmonkey]

can something have 3 halves?

[cent1989]

if am honest the writing is fuked in my opinion not properly proportioned.. and angled diffrently any1 agree?

[weirdmexi17]

this is my favorite style of tattooing

does anyone know what its called??

[THISSUCKS236]

@jakeus123 nope. my specialty is old school, american style, etc.. plus i'm still a beginner. why? :)

[ticktockkeeptickin]

he put his name in the tattoo haha

[BRobMorris]

no there are no 3 halves of anything

[THISSUCKS236]

all you fuckers saying this tattoo sucks obviously don't know a damn thing about it... it's suposed to be like that because it's old school... i'm a tattoo artist myself and old school is my favourite style to do... so i obviously know what i'm talking about. and yess, that tattoo does look good (Y)

[Qawner]

horribly done..

[tokyosan1]

cool tattoo!

[dtaurin]

Wow, that tattoo looks like shit! If you look at the tattoo at 2:08 you'll see what I'm talking about.

[weartweact]

fails it's "honni soit qui mal y pense" she forgot one "n"

[weartweact]

fail... it's "honni soit qui mal y pense" she forgot one "n"

[WhoKnew71207]

I like the tattoo, fits to her

[JaissieN]

is that jodie marsh? 0.28 that tattoo is fukin ugly

[zombiejesus616]

Fail 

[chocolategirlx]

im sorry, but that tattoo is really ugly :\

[KriBlackRoson]

loving it

hell, dislexic!

[Keira76]

Pfff. Honi soit qui mal y pense should not be written as one long word as he has written it. Stupid!

[Rubeew]

hihi, I love it <3

[12131AllDay]

thats why doin tats would suck sometimes cause you have to give fat nasty pigs stupid tat2s hahaha that chick was a penny

[wefly1]

@12131AllDay ur right....they should onli give retarded tats to anorexic ppl

[12131AllDay]

@wefly1 fail

[jared31436]

WTF? How is this on with all the shitty tattoos, stupid english accents man fuck this show!

[girl123interrupted]

English people seem so boring. No matter what they say, it sounds like it should be on the show "antiques roadshow" or like Animal planet where they have a segment talking about the mating habits of see monkeys.

[blackdahliafox]

@girl123interrupted Wow, if that isn't an over generalized stereotype I dont know what is, but then again its even more pathetic that your basing your opinion on what's shown on TV. Spend some time in Wales or London and see that you dont need to yell like some manic depressive to get a point across, you ignornant bitch.

[girl123interrupted]

ha ha wow. you seem to know more about manic depressives than I do sweetheart. I don't know many English people but the ones I have met are quite reserved with their noses in the air. I don't "base my knowledge" off of what I see on tv. Only personal experiences and retained knowledge over the years. Nothing more and nothing less.

[blackdahliafox]

@girl123interrupted So you admit to base an opinion on an ethnicity on what FEW people you met, who had the irk to stand to have judge their attributes? I guess this means I have a right to judge the Black community what I see when I got to Detriot, anyways since you seem to have yourself convinced that a generalized statement can be made by what you can touch with an oustretched arm without delving further into the community I'll let you make your asinine assumptions uninterupted. have fun!

[girl123interrupted]

Benjamin Franklin couldn't have said it any better "Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see." Which lead me to believe if I want to know what something really truly is, I have to see, touch and taste it so to speak before I make an assumption about the person, place or thing. The black community is a can of worms I do not wish to open, I am uninterested in debating against a Brit tourist about what I should think about MY country. Feel free to reply, it won't be read or 2 though

[miekkamestarin]

Miami Ink < London Ink, really really bad artists in this show. time for a new crew

[Fatgnomeable]

Ugly tattoo....

[nomesy81]

idiot

[hanaryukoku]

lmao, he should've stopped her. But it's too hilarious...damn foriegners...

[kowler1982]

crap

[wellybelly]

thats jodi marsh getting one wtf

[lacelicker1]

I love it!!!! I'm welsh and love the sheep conotations

[metalmelomaniac]

Dyslexics are teople poo

[ram666ram]

horrible lines...

[pocabarba]

how can it be 3 halfs? -______________________-

[vaceazer]

the lines not straight he sucks

[QUINNTHEPOTHEAD]

these people are hacks...

[Andrewinejr]

Dumbest fucking tattoo ever

[summin2say]

how can you have 3 halves?...such a twat

[sunj5976]

i'm sure u know what he means, which is equal graffiti, equal old school and equal mackerel

[FuzzyPurplePenguin]

wow  ya the line work is awful...

[SteVeYG215]

@FuzzyPurplePenguin i dont think its that bad

[MaNgA831]

S H I T

[emmaensign6]

1:39 what a fucking idiot. you can only have 2 halves.

[maikeru01]

@emmaensign6 that isn't true. manbearpig is half man half bear half pig.

[thevirtualnightmare]

lol it is pretty bad.

[maryJanesHubby420]

The line work on the life saver ring is really bad.

[darkroge]

its not a life saver

[AtticDoll88]

@maryJanesHubby420 It is!

[QUINNTHEPOTHEAD]

@maryJanesHubby420 yeah it is

[paylimisvicious]

lols......

[geminigold617]

they're all looking @ her like WTF

[xXSiKONEXx]

holy shit, dislexic? and inkin txt? jajajaja damnn

[redazi]

you can buy yourself something more concrete than skin art

[JJC133]

thats a shocking tattoo

[chaksa]

shut the fck up you defently dont now what your sayng fck hater go suck same dicks kid !You made a fool of yourself!!

[Theoreticul]

line work was shit

[Theoreticul]

you dont know what the last half is because you can not have three halfs.

[OneAbz1991]

Hahahaha. True that, true that

[ConveX91]

Of course you can have three halves. Have you never heard of the ManBearPig?

[bijqcxqokj2]

isn`t the dangerous to have tattoo?

[rty1900]

Only if you do it like a moron : needle, biro ink.

[troufmonster]

is it just me, or was that tattoo really cartoonish?? why would she possibly want that?

[ClaudiaSwann]

what's wrong with it? at least it's not a shit tat, that's the only things someone wouldn't want.

[billysastard2009]

1 word.........shat

[deearchenemy]

since when can you have three halfs?

[Welshsico]

Yer wales and sheep again...god damn it XD

[ArsenikCandy]

Sheep reminds her of Scotland?..

I'm sorry bt c'mon we'r hardly tripping over the fuckers up here!

... dyslexic thats not so bad... i Know a tattooist that's Colour Blind haha

[johnnydrummerboi]

lmfao are u serious? thats fucking weird... how does he do his colours? :S Still, as long as he gets it right all the best to him ey?

[ArsenikCandy]

haha i have no idea but he neveer seems to fuck up a tattoo.. oO

the guys an amazing artist all free hand work ^_^

Greenocks finest tattooist if you ask me

[norsw]

@ArsenikCandy Wales is reknown for sheep shaggers init though laad hahaha

[papiacanne]

the fish is like a dick with a crown ahahah

[PlugTimIn]

Thats like the dumpest tattoo you can ever get on you body c'mon a train and a sheep! WTH

[kasanostraktu]

fuckkk

[moonlily27]

How much does the tattoo colouring hurt?

[peterbf91]

well the outline is the worst part, the shading and colouring is nothing, compared to the outline.

[Kooperthecool1]

Colour hurts less than outline. The outline has to go deeper into the skin so it's a scratchy, burning pain. Colour is just a burning pain.

[VlogsAreForFagz]

A dislexic tattooist? wtf!? lmao

[gulas0000]

i dont like..it...but if she do...thats more important...we can just think our opinion..

[AnnaRabea]

Bad ugly

[superdave31]

also not to be a know it all but you cant have a half a half and a half that is a 3rd a 3rd and a 3rd lol

[superdave31]

the reason i disagree with this one is not only cos tis shit... lol but also because wot u gona do, get a tatoo for every memory you have in life? a tatto for a car journey you rmemberd? a tatoo for a meal you ate on a night out~? and then a tatoo for your next holiday?

[dkurtani20]

hahahaha

[ohdoyouthinkhesaurus]

jodie marshh?? :O

[satinpatton]

man Americans know how to have fun

[Acetactular]

stupid yank, gets a shit tattoo to remember a good time, idiot!

[obelisc1000]

that was horrible

[Ewyen]

hmm wird...

[bobthebuzztard]

I can bet that later on she regretted the tat she put on herself... it's total B.S... just a little coloured nonsense...

[BoliviaMafia]

tat sucks good work but design sucks!!!

[tallyaylor]

Louis is a dickkk! We need something to display the amazing artists in the UK - surely we have some at least, if not beyond, LA standard!

[gabbydadiva]

Lol when I saw Jodie Marsh I was like WTF..but knowing her!

[gcampb41]

what a stupid tat..

[xxxDEATHCORExxx]

people think that just because its on TV it must be the best in the UK, well its really not

[keyrann]

the lines are far too wobbly (not sure if thats the best word to use)

christ im 17 and i can draw straighter, neeter lines than him.

[vickshizzle]

That guy is a proper dunce - 3 halfs??? Wouldn't let him touch me with a needle!

[tomllama2]

i thought that :P

[yougetnopussy]

I don't think I'd have somebody tattooing a phrase on me if he didn't know how to spell it! LOL

[Dhanut]

London Ink is shit

[Podegra]

Nice design, but lines aren't perfect. I'm lucky to have my artist in Ostrava :)

[cheekyphill]

london ink is shit the best is miami :D

[didjabringadidjalong]

crap lines. lobsided circle, windows of the train don't line up and the perspective is god-awful. and with that cartoonish style of the sheep and mackerel he shouldn't have done all that random shading and gradients.

she can have any tattoo-design she wants, it's the execution of the tattoo that fails here.

[itsonlykano87]

Dan Gold is a fassy, i saw him at Manchester Convention and he must have taken 2hours to do a tattoo just larger than the size of a 50p coin because he kept stopping to wave at people or pose for photos. Louis was there as well, wish i'd kicked him in the nuts.

[cageboyes]

Looks like crap.. Good artist but stupid thing to have tatt'ed on ya back.

[0088butterfly]

hässlich ohne ende, außer das schaf, das find ich noch ganz cool

[SophieeSUICIDE]

if you havnt got a tattoo how do you no what its like to get one?

as you can only no first hand ?

[yuckypuppy]

ha ha ha at least im an asshole who knows what its like to get a tattoo and what it looks like before and after. u twat

[ohactress]

oh yeah, what an accomplishment. you're probably some tattooed freak who can't get any.

[yuckypuppy]

actually im 14. . and have no desire to get a tattoo. hahaha ur an idiot for trying to fight with some one over youtube. hahah fuck .ppl are stupid these days.

[ohactress]

you started it douchebag

[yuckypuppy]

u took so long to reply i dont even no what ur talking about.

[dozyla]

Youve never had a tattoo have you? Try its a NEEDLE going into your SKIN! And youre going to bleed from that. The ink runs because it's new, it doesnt stay like that!

[ohactress]

why do the tattoos look so sloppy? i mean, why is the ink dripping and bleeding onto other parts of the skin? it looks bad like that.

[mcfat89]

because the ik is being fired out u retard, u dont expect skin to bleed when its being constantly stabbed by a needle, u fuckin idiot

[theonlyjoe123]

he said there were three halfs to a tattoo! lmao. i aint 1 and a half tattoos lmao

[arseneltic]

I like it,pretty unique

[streety3812]

isnt that jodie marsh who was gettin a tattoo done and askin what the mackeral and sheep was for,

[idealgraffititime]

ye think so, becoz that's what i thought :p

[xtomassx]

The guys a tool half graf half tradition half something else ???

Numpty!

[luvjackandsally]

What a stupid tattoo....there are a lot nicer things to get tattooed on you that can represent your trip....

[MissVanD1]

wats jodie doing their?? lol shes kool

[stonehouse1]

i'd of thought she was probably getting a tattoo

duh

[alctel]

lmao

[patchstar1]

i love it except the fish looks a bit like a penis

[Dynysia030]

LOL!

[ScreamingTc]

I actually really like that tattoo for it's quirkiness.

[RunningP123456]

same here, i think its rad. not everyone needs to get a fucking dragon sleeve tat

[maoribrosproductions]

this art is shiiit, get a moko

[ilikeblackeyeliner]

i really like that tattoo! dont realy know why! but its really cool!

xXx

[InternalStrength]

? Words fail me. & they say we are...

[Chunderbawz]

jodie marsh is the woman in orange. lol.

[A4P4P3R]

I wouldnt feel so easy with a dyslexic tattoo artist.

[KellyRebeccaSan]

Dyslexia is for words though, as long as they have the word infront of them.

[joinerdoug]

that was jodi marsh

[Beautifulbetray]

tattooing is really quite simple like a coloring book on skin i am color blind and i have dyslexia and i always ask the client just for my own peice of mind but have never made a mistake before with words or colors and i have owned a tatoo shop for ten years now you dont have to talk shit can you guys tattoo? or do you do it as a profession? how can you critisize what you have no knowlege of?

[nottypanda1]

That's a fine career choice for a dyslexic - tattoo artist.

[oasarse]

why not?

[nottypanda1]

I guess it's not important he's the final authority on whether he can spell "Mom" right.

[JacksonBLHW]

Not really. It doesn't affect his ability to draw which by default doesn't affect his tattooing ability.

He's working off a stencil anyway half the time, and when he does custom work, I guess he'll just have to double check that it's the right spelling.

He's a fine tattoo artist, he should be proud of himself.

[popsy22]

dyslexic people's creative part of their brain is ususaly much stronger. At art uni basicaly everyone is dyslexic. plus alot of not dyslexic tattoo artist spell things wrong by mistake, its your place to double check and everything!

[kiddkaos1]

3 halfs :) made me lol

[reptile1000]

that is the gayest tattoo iv ever seen now imagine it in 10 years time it would look like a shotgun wound or somthing

[oasarse]

hahahaha

[kidzcontrolRS]

lol half graffiti half old school and half makrel three halfs lol.

[LeeUnited4eva]

rofl this is just legend tbf

WarHero1985 a dislexic tattoo artist wtf

stejohno its spelt dyslexic aha gobshite

lmfao!

i dont think you need 2 say much more

apart from dyslexic or not anyone can have the same amount of talent as dan does wiv practise =]

[followbrandon]

GAY

[dragonfitter]

that is one shit tattoo