GARRUS EVIL TWIN ISN'T AN OPTION

[ShaneWuzntHere]

Shepard would've picked evil garrus but he was in the middle of some calibrations.

[JohnZaun]

Shep: Legion stay with Garrus keep him alive.

Legion: *eye stalk focuses* Which one?

[wolfwing189]

2 garrus's 1 calibration

[ViciousArbiter]

Garrus: Why is your face messed up?

Evil Garrus: Oh youll see soon enough... >:)

[MunchyToast001]

What is 100% meaning ini Garrus language.

Just that the calibrations must be already 999 999 999 %

[Yemetha]

Shepard : Garrus evil twin, stay with Garrus. Keep him aliv-

Garrus Evil Twin : Can it wait for a bit, i'm in the middle of some evil calibrations.

Shepard : Fine, Legion, stay with Garrus. Keep him alive.

Legion : Acknowledged.

Garrus : Interesting choice, but can it wait for a bit, i'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[SPoinK123]

omg that was hilarious. hahahahahaha

[ScottJackson117]

See what happens when you dont finish those calibrations......

[ElectromagNick]

@ScottJackson117 Heavy risk, but the priiiize!

[suaytemplar]

I do wonder what could happen if you had 2 Garrus' in your squad on this mission...

[AdorableUKe]

@suaytemplar

The universe would implode

[suaytemplar]

@AdorableUKe

So... Death by reapers or death by 3 Garrus'... HMM...

[geekymgee]

@suaytemplar actualy, i'd say that they would finaly finish them calibrtions.

[Dawgoalie2]

Garrus stay with garrus, keep him alive.

Garrus: so shepard chose you huh? You look very impressive, but your face and armor look very messed up.

Garrus: watch out for that.... Shit i thought i couldve healed myself.

Garrus: must make calibrations

Garrus: can that wait, im in the middle of some calibrations

[hybridwolf55]

lol looks more like Garrus meets his future self.

[GhostSnake]

Shepard: Garrus, stay with Garrus, keep him alive.

Garrus: Interesting choice but I'll take all the help I can get.

[MultiZveroboi]

GARRUS & GARRUS o_O

[Woodomega]

Shepard: Garrus stay with Garrus, keep him alive *walks off*

Garrus:.... What?

Future Garrus: You better watch out for that

Garrus: What!?!

*gunship comes and shoots+basically blows up Garrus*

Future Garrus: GOD DAMNIT!!!!!

[Furral]

What, I'm confused. *checks tags* Save game editing? Someone please explain what happened?

[SilverRoseOfDeath]

@Furral

It's the PC version of Mass Effect 2. I don't think you can edit saved games on the console versions.

[poblo234]

@BenFossett no you quite legion will decapitate legion and shove his head up your ass

lol kk thats the last from me

[cyberdirectorfreedom]

Shepard: Garrus, stay with Garrus. Keep him alive.

*Shepard comes back, Garrus is dead*

Shepard: I told you to keep Garrus alive, wtf man.

Garrus: I am alive.

Shepard: Ha, I see what you did there.

[XboxAnnihilator]

Holly shit 483 likes. Seriously?

[treevsy]

0vv0 garrus face.

[slayeraae92]

I agree that legion is SOOOOOOOOOO much beter that legion , although legion does have some cool line , then agian legion can get the widow maker . . .

[J96x]

You should have picked Legion!

[poblo234]

@J96x no you dumb ass everyone know leigon is a better shot than leigon

[DATAENT]

@poblo234 yeah, but leigon lasts longer in combat than leigon.

[PanzerNils]

....HOW?!?!!

[TheOriginalElkstone]

Archangel, stay with Garrus. No, wait...

[chetownboy]

k how do u get legion this early in the game? its not possible

[RimshotKiller]

@chetownboy mass effect 2 editor program

[herointern]

Archangel: Alright Shepard Who Are You Going To Send

Shepard: *looks at Garrus in squad* Garrus you stay with them.

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit, i'm still running some calibrations

Shepard and Archangel: FUUUUUU

[drowningmouse]

(GlaDOS voice) A rogue AI can't resist paradoxes!

[GamerElemental]

Garrus: That's an impressive looking Sniper Rifle.

Garrus: That's an impressive looking Turian.

Garrus: Impressive.

Garrus: Impressive.

[Xweetke]

WHAT THE SHIT? 2 Garrus? Man.... a dream come true -w-

[deathnotebringer]

who is legion? XD sorry im not remembering him for some reason and did you do this on the pc?



[ReconMarine012]

@deathnotebringer He's a geth you get towards the end of the game...Unfortunately, because he's awesome.

[maxboy1athotmailcom]

@deathnotebringer Legion is a geth who saves you from husks and teams up with you and he did do it on pc because you get legion after you get the first teir of squad members

[YouDecideFate]

Best part at 0:16 to 0:20. Indecisiveness ftw.

[Matfen815]

with 2 Garrus on 1 Normandy, they'd have no excuse for still being behind with their calibrations.

[TheDazro]

Shepard: Garrus, stay with Garrus.

Garrus: The fuck just happened? ಠ_ಠ"

[sockschappercat]

Garrus, Garrus Garrus, Garrus Garrus alive.

[Darkernorakeln]

@sithalo you can edit save games on pc... also its not only for a joke, since all characters have voiced reactions and dialoge options loong before they can be recruited, even legion, its because they recorded all dialoge before deciding who can you recruit and when.

[sithalo]

@Darkernorakeln thank you...i relized that after whatching other vids but thank u anywya

[Darkernorakeln]

@sithalo yeah i thought so but sice your comment was recent...

anyway its rare to see anyone on youtube who dont react like an asshole after something like this, i`m happier thanks to you!

[sithalo]

@Darkernorakeln lol thanks now i feel better

[Faize1998]

Garrus: What are you sending him for target practice?

[TheLackofattack]

Garrus reproduced asexually while he was making calibrations. 

[Reo15x]

Should have picked legion.

[blaxof]

@Reo15x evil twin garrus was obviously planning for some calibrations XD

[Android2137]

Pfft. You should have chose Garrus. Then he'd still have all of his face.

[arup02]

Damn, you really got Legion before Garrus?? That is unusual.

[Boobr]

Hmmm... something is not right here... but i don't know what it is. Oh well, i'll be going then.

...

...WAAAAAIT A MINUTE!

[AelfricBlack]

"Interesting choice, but I'll take all the help I can Geth"

[sarttan]

@AelfricBlack Wow, that was so terrible that I almost laughed.

[terry2cool26]

@AelfricBlack i c whut you did thar

[alynnidalar]

@AelfricBlack ...that is a painfully funny pun. And a just plain painful one.

[Xtrecklage]

How is that possible?

[soopsoop111]

can you explaine how you can unlock characters at the beginning?

[happyfacegoatboy]

@soopsoop111

mass effect editer

[soopsoop111]

@happyfacegoatboy and what's that?

[happyfacegoatboy]

@soopsoop111

masseffectsaves . com

[TheVideoAnalyst]

That Garrus is a spy.

[IMB2U]

Shepard: Garrus, stay with Garrus. Keep him alive.

Garrus: Interesting choice, but I'll take....what?

Shepard: Who?

Garrus Clone: I should resume my calibrations...

[whman17411]

Ah the joys we can get out of computer modding!

[AwesomeNightman]

i don´t get it.

[ARomanianKid14]

i laughed so hard when i saw the scroller in the circle trying to pick one.

[GIRLIKESTACOS]

Garrus's Labortory

Shepard: Oh, Garrus! OH GARRUS! It's terrible! There was explosions and gunfire, and-

Garrus: What do you want, woman? You are interrupting my very important calibrations.

[notfromphoenix]

@GIRLIKESTACOS Love It!

[kyuubi999tail]

You really like to play around with Save editor, dont you? :D

[LuiDeca]

you should have picked legion

[0NavyPheonix0]

Ramirez, take out that gunship!

[dsniper17]

ya know if i use female shephard and then use garrus model on her and then do romance scene with garrus, does that make garrus gay?

[TJbrena]

@dsniper17 yes, or it makes him a narcissist

[TehJake]

Ramirez, stay with Garrus!

[soopsoop111]

YOU SHOULD HAVE PICKED LEGION!

[Shetyre]

wait wtf how you got legion there -.- ?

[themonkeymN]

@Shetyre there are two garrus..garruses? (plural for garrus please?) and you ask why legion is there?

[evanfbit]

@themonkeymN garr i

[stcroixboy1]

@themonkeymN I believe it is Garrusi

[thetoonman7]

you shouldent have chosen legion you should have chosen either legion or bob

[johnmin93]

Garrus shoots the other Garrus

ONE LESS TO WORRY ABOUT!!!

[Xick]

Shepard: Legion, stay with Garrus. Keep him alive.

Legion: Acknowledged.

Shepard: Other Garrus, you're with me.

Garrus: ...There is only me.

Shepard: What? (covers one eye) ...So there is. Well nevermind then, Legion you stay here, and I'll hit those two basements.

[Caliente1593]

Does he ever agree with your choice or just says "Interesting choice..." everytime? I would be a little irked if some guy said that when I was assigned to help him.

[Bookster343]

@Caliente1593 No. Only in this particular instance.

[headlesschicken6661]

Sheppard: Legion, stay with Garrus and keep him alive

Legion:Acknowledged

Sheppard:Legion, you're with me. Lets hit the basement.

Legion:We have reached a consensus that you appear to be confused.

Sheppard:Legion its simple, Legion will stay here while Legion comes with me

Legion:...?!?!...overload, does not compute (does the robot dance)

[312noble1]

Garrus stay with Garrus keep Garrus alive.

[XboxAnnihilator]

Garrus: Who are you?

Garrus: I'm you from the future :D

Garrus: Shit what happen to my face?

Garrus: Oh yea, in the next hour you might want to be careful

Garrus: Why?

Gunship: ARCHANGEL!!

Garrus: That's why

Garrus: 0_0

[JackalsProductions]

@XboxAnnihilator

Wait Which ones which?!?!

[XboxAnnihilator]

@JackalsProductions Does it matter?!?!

[JackalsProductions]

@XboxAnnihilator

Good point

Like everyone says : Two is better than One!

[XboxAnnihilator]

@JackalsProductions

Legion: The heritics believe One is better than Two

[iNtoxicatedLies]

@XboxAnnihilator Lmao, I bet after that he`d be like

Future Garrus: Fuck dude, your face looks like a plate of meat!

Garrus: ....

Future Garrus: What?.... Oh fuck yeah, Forgot...

Future Future Garrus : You two, Last mission... Don`t let Shepard choose you.. If he does... Run like hell.

Future Garrus and Garrus: o_O.....

[redbaronorcrowley]

@iNtoxicatedLies Future Future Future Garrus: Guys you really need to know what happens after Omega 4

Garrus:I've had enough spoilers thanks

Future Garrus:Yeah can't have you going around blabbing about everything

Garrus:Won't killing him screw up the timeline and crap?

Future Future Garrus:No if he shot one of us it'd screw stuff up.

Future Future Future Garrus: But do you really want to kill yourself in the future or past for me present for you, or...I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE IT'S TOO CONFUSING

[Lemau]

@XboxAnnihilator Garrus: OH SH-

[SageVallant]

@XboxAnnihilator And then Future Garrus got shot again :(

[BlueAuraWolf]

@XboxAnnihilator

Really? Copied Alieneater's comment...

[XboxAnnihilator]

@BlueAuraWolf alieneater was my first YouTube account

[luisserasgirl1]

@XboxAnnihilator You seriously made my day with this comment thank you man! XD

[SuperKatonga]

hm.... legion will stay or legion will stay hm... WTF!!!

[Laharal55]

Hummm.. I'd go with....Legion?

[milktree4545]

how did you get legion so early in the game?

[Kapelannew]

@milktree4545 the fact he have garrus already doesn't bother you? =/

[DetonationImminent]

@milktree4545 Mods.

[SpaseDewd]

@milktree4545 save file modification

[Silvers1188]

@milktree4545 I believe you can wait to get garrus until after you have recruited legion. I'm not sure, i've never waited that long to recruit him.

[momo2525252525252]

Garrus: Good choice Shepard

Garrus: Can you wait a moment i'm in the middle of some calibrations?

Garrus: Impressive.

[AhYesReapers]

2 Garrus +1 Femshep = Threesome...Fuck Yeah!

[kevynspeed]

Double pop the heatsink at the last Double moment!!!!

[AhYesReapers]

Double Garrus = Double Calibrations = Reapers Dying in one shot from thanix cannon

[PobedaIII]

all the help i can geth =0

[dangerdarbot]

Hahah what! Two Garrus's? This is like a fantasy come to life.

[TheTurophile]

"Garrus!" "Huh? You know my name?" "I know many things..." "Indeed?" "Quite." "Yes." "Hmm." "Well, perhaps we should exchange monosyllabic expressions of arrogance in person?" "Ah?" "Mmm." "Yes..."

[XRIVAL360]

Lol Take Legion, I cant let garrus stay cause he might accidently mention what happend to his face and we all get sucked into a black whole... That, or you bitch out and leave me to fight the fighter jet on my own while you run away screaming and carressing your face.

[Xxalmostsk8erchrisxX]

I call Garrus "Gar Gar".

[eyeballthingy]

@Xxalmostsk8erchrisxX I call him "Gare Bear"

[Rexsar813]

@eyeballthingy Thats what I call him too. LOL

[Xxalmostsk8erchrisxX]

@eyeballthingy A lot of people do.

[SoCalAries]

@eyeballthingy omg girls call me that cuz my names garett hahaha

[raider2190]

legion and.....legion ...ummm... come with me?

[youngblunts]

Legion? Helping Garrus? Heavy risk... but the prize...

[Patryk13m]

what if you had TWO garruses as your team mates....?

[drcoolcabbage]

@Patryk13m "Shepard, stay with Garrus, keep him alive."

[Pkyewbeam]

You can't pick Garrus, because he's in the middle of some calibrations.

[XMenForever]

@Pkyewbeam Isn't it sad that it seems he has more to talk about in ME1 then ME2?

[wormywils]

@Pkyewbeam As always.

[homy48]

@Pkyewbeam rofl!!!

[batterez]

@Pkyewbeam

-Garrus, stay with Garrus and keep him alive

-We are reaching a consensus, please try again later.

[lolanonlol]

@batterez

Shephard: Garrus, stay with Garrus and keep him alive.

Legion: Could it wait a moment? We are in the middle of some calib--No carrier. No carrier. No c--.

[lolanonlol]

@batterez

Shephard: Garrus, stay with Garrus and keep him alive.

Legion: Could it wait a moment? We are in the middle of some calib--No carrier. No carrier. No c--.

Legion promptly explodes.

[SungLung]

@Pkyewbeam do you have a minute garrus?

[Haroldludzoo]

@Pkyewbeam Wow. Xd

[jester5556]

lmao

[overlordbeelzemon]

in the end legion is the only right choice

[crazyfulla]

Shepard: wait theres two of you?

Legion * shoots one*

Garrus: One less to worry about

[jaileroflove]

NOW IT GETS FUN

[UshiromiyaReiji]

How do you expect the mercs to handle so much IMPRESSIVE?

[Andreus]

I think it's for the best. The alternative?

SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED SCOPED AND DROPPED

[sneasalmaster]

@Andreus FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT

[wrexshepME3]

@sneasalmaster ASSUMIN DIRECT CON- FIRING A HIGH IMPACT SHOT!

[darthnazgul]

Say, what if there are two Garrus' in the sqaud during the Garrus recruit mission. What would happen then?

[bartjoboy]

@darthnazgul See biomanzilla's comment.. :P

[Punchhappy4life]

@darthnazgul The universe would simply explode from the combined awesomeness

[DaCruHunter]

Maybe they can have a sword fight with that proverbial stick they have up their asses. Joker would be proud :P

[Severepwner]

How the hell did you get another Garrus?

[Sp4RkyMcG7]

@Severepwner Yeah, THAT one... xD Din' know there were any other video game Ramirez-s (<PLURAL)

[ClaytonCarmine117]

Garrus, stay with Garrus.

Ah, my mistake.

I mean, Garrus, stay with Garrus.

Sorry Garrus.

[Severepwner]

Who is Ramirez? I didn't play Mass Effect 1 if that is what he is from.

[Sp4RkyMcG7]

@Severepwner He's one of the characters from CoDMW2. You play as him, and your commanding officer, Sgt. Foley, is constantly YELLING orders to you like that...

[Severepwner]

@Sp4RkyMcG7 Oh that Ramirez.

[11Cheesewaffles]

@Sp4RkyMcG7 sgt foley is also captain anderson, interesting fact

[Reign117]

@Severepwner

From call of duty.

[Severepwner]

@Reign117 Somebody already answered, but thanks.

[mugenrider754]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[mamanettie]

RAMIREZ! GO FIGHT THE REAPERS WITH THIS INSOGNIFICANT PLASTIC DART GUN AND JUSTIN BIEBER!

[ElectronicFerret]

We request that this command be delayed, commander. All of our processes are currently directed towards comparing one set of known measurements and magnitudes against our current firing arrangements.

[leikeylosh]

Garrus is so awesome that he involuntarily summoned a perfect clone of himself.

Impressive.