David Letterman - Dave's Monologue, Part 1 - 10/02/09

[jaruski70]

Is this a movie nanturada? lol

[inrwizards]

i hate these douchebags that bring politics into everything. today i bought a muffin at starbucks and they called me a faccist

[bfcboat]

TOO MANY ADVERTISEMENTS

[jadkins69]

No Obama was elected because noone better ran against him. I'm sorry but that is the truth.

[sakowihe75]

@jadkins69 isnt that how presidents should be elected?

[trinity2112]

Unfortunately , people voted for Obama Because hes Black and they wanted to see a Black President. Even though Obama is Destroying America, Liberal people wont admit that he's doing anyhing wrong. Thats true Racism .

[martin83]

What? i could give u 100 reasons..but u dont deserve to learn...just read some..any book will do at first..afterwards some Public International Law...

[yomamma12324]

i dont get this show. the audience laughs at anything, he's not funny!

[northberlin]

its acquired taste, you'll get it if you watch it enough

[Tankster011]

yo mamma isnt funny

[NoMercyJustCruelty]

Ah David.

The bill comes due you fckin liberal creep. Make another joke about Palin's daughters now SCUM-BAG.

[DancingSpiderman]

So let me get this straight... Letterman turns down the sexual advances of a REAL woman, Iris Chacon... but he hooks himself up with his skanky teenage runaway interns ?

I didn't think Letterman had it in him.

[zombie726]

I hate that the media feels that they have to break down david letterman...goddamit leave the guy alone this is his private business

[monsieurhassan]

fuck the democrats and liberals, lets talk about something else . . .

[AskWhyNow2day]

Democrats (Liberals, Progressives and Obamians) most certainly have a lock on CELEBRATING and ENCOURAGING infidelity.

Try opening your eyes and ears to what Hollywood (The Left) is literally PRODUCING.

But, that would require a Democrat to actually think with their own mind.

So I won't wait around for you to "change."

[lspnet]

youre a worthless fucking idiot. kill yourself

[AskWhyNow2day]

Hmmm, ever talk with your gay clubmembers?

[subblackmovies]

Hah, he got you to watch it sucka. And the other cynical whiner before him, and the other one...it's just a tv show folks, don't hold this too close to your heart. If you don't like it watch something else.

[Hawkeyeharley]

Exactly. "Blah blah this guy sucks. Never mind that I hate him so much that I watched him for almost 5 minutes of my life. He isn't funny. I know because I hate him and don't watch!"

These people need to get out of the gene pool.

[bthaazian]

what is everyone laughing for? He isn't funny.

[chuytheme]

Don't watch then.

[Xterio]

CBS = See B S

[Jacobrester]

Just retire Dave

[marcusarelius]

Yup

[nanturadu]

who th fuck thought it was a good idea to feed us commercials for 30 seconds before the movie I clicked on starts... at least have the goddamn decency to add in a skip button... the commercial streams beautifully, yet I have to pause the movie to buffer... fucking pieces of crap...

[inrwizards]

@nanturadu movie? i wasn't aware i was watching David Letterman: The Motion Picture

[nanturadu]

@inrwizards I wasn't aware I was conversing with idiots. Learn about synonyms and about other languages that aren't English and that people can make mistakes when expressing themselves.

[CarloCondoman24]

new jersey>new york

[trunk516]

Wow...a fukin 30 second commercial before and another after this video....How much longer before you tube puts one in the fuckin middle??? Listen up you tube...you're gonna start losing your fan base.

[woodycoat]

Letterman sucks ever since he became a bitter fascist uber-lib douchbag. No longer funny ...at all!

[lavon9305]

shut the fuck up bandwagon jumping ass thats like saying because micheal vick fought dogs he not a good football players anymore shut the fuck up and grow the fuck up

[stevesprinceofsteaks]

What a has been hack . Old cocksucker got him some Viagra and got in trouble. Ought to make that little bastard Harry real proud. lol

[AskWhyNow2day]

Hawkeye,

Fox News is just one channel. One tiny little minority group.

That The Left cringes because of it is a good thing.

Letterman shows how degenerate The Left truly is.

Certainly no Ox Bow incident applies here.

Rather, it proves why Sodom and Gomorrah are not metaphor or myth.

Hawk ol buddy, I wonder if the rabid Left would have EVER given Bush a trial? They convicted him before his first swearing in.

Ever read non-fiction?

[TomHendricksMusea]

I hate commercials.

[Hawkeyeharley]

Who cares? No person can honestly say they have never made a mistake. He's only as human as everyone else.

[SunSin1000]

what was the mistake he got outed?.a mistake is one time I think he did it more then ones.not that am judging.that's for others to do.

[liraks1]

Hey now we cannot hold Letterman up to the same standard as politicians, clergymen...16 year old daughters of politicians...

[AskWhyNow2day]

Noticre that his Liberal/Progresive(Democrats) fans are cheering this guy on.

He's a hero to that crowd of Sodomites.

[Hawkeyeharley]

askwhynow2day, you are an idiot. Turn off Fox News and read a book. Start with The Ox-Bow Incident by Walter Van Tilburg Clark and reflect on your judgement.

[TABWISH]

It's not surprising, you ever see Letterman's wife??

[riverotears1971]

Yes hes married to a very unattractive woman but hes also very unattractive! Is that an excuse to have sex and cheat with other people besides the fact he was screwing people that he was boss of eeeks i have a feeling hes in for big trouble before this is over.

[LaReinaDelBarrio]

Why should anyone care what unattractive people do in bed? Except for people who are even MORE STRAIGHT AND UNATTRACTIVE!

LaReina

[TABWISH]

Letterman is a douche and hasnt been funny since the 80's.. I hope this ends his career..

[AskWhyNow2day]

A degenerate cheered on by degenerates.

You know . . . Liberals, Progressives . . .Democrats.

[hgates101]

Get a life its fucking comedy enough with the political bull shit you loser

[Melo15xSTAT1]

i don't have any videos but subscribe to me anyway. i'm trying to be the 1st person to have the most subscribers without any videos.

[NotSoCoolAfterAll2]

Even Kimmel is funnier than Letterman.

[zabrak999]

lol look at all these dumbass Republicans

[mark33us]

New yorkers not intimidated by skunks because they used to nasty old skunks like you.

[Peanutslayer2]

what a pube-lick.

[eapoe6]

He is still on the air?

That's adorable. Look at the old guy. :)

[RoidinRichie]

letterman is a stupid bitch

[dandarwish]

he totally is a fucking bitch

[sewsoomi]

89% of youtube comments exist only because the commentator is anonymous. I have first hand knowledge of this.

[MrDripdrop]

He has never been funny and is an arrogant fuck

[lavon9305]

i bet you watch him not being funny every night..rofl

[Dubree2006]

omg...thanks cbs for making america nauseous by having 2 picture david letterman having sex...ick!

[KER71]

He so gross who would wan to sleep w/ him.

[Baldgol4]

He is such a douche bag.

[stashdacash]

Mad props to david letterman....

[libsarecommies]

Letterman should be flogged until he renounces communism.

[letzteschlact2]

Letterman should be flogged ... period ... and Alan Coulter should be drawn and quartered ...

[redversBT]

Who the hell would want to sleep with this GOOFY looking mother fucker?? Damn all the money he has fix your damn teeth.

[dentonbrowne]

hey hes a hot silver fox lmao i would fuck him for some david letterman money lol

[Pozorrogo]

A lot of celebrities keep their imperfections, like Jennifer Aniston and her nose, Barbara Streisand and her nose, David Letterman and his 'gapped' teeth, etc etc

Its the imperfections that makes them stand out amongst all others.

[Redheadedstepchild]

Hey Dave:

Got any Gum?

Got any Interns?

The gum joke was always stupid, Dave. Much like your hair. The intern joke..hell yeah that's FUNNY!

[Dallouez]

DIRTY DAVE admidts to crims I wish I had applied to him for a job! Many the legal action would be flying! Daves wife will be a millionare/billionare! I wanna READ the book!!! PLEASE!!! I wanna see what a scum bag this guy is! I predicted this years ago and glad to see I'm right again!

[Boazhorribilis]

Once a weasel always a weasel. And he is a cunning one.

[bobysoad666]

i am gay for jeff hardy !

[railroadtrash09]

I wonder what Palin thinks?!?!?

[wombatstew1]

Who the f*ck cares what Palin thinks?!?!? Oh wait, Palin doesn't 'think' does she? She just shoots from the lip, with no cerebral involvement at all.

[AskWhyNow2day]

Who cares what a liberal woman thinks?

F F F F

[railroadtrash09]

Ease up sparky, just making the point that what goes around comes around.... The hypocrite talks about someones kid and look what happens... Palin is probably laughing her ass off. Whats the matter? Is Palin your nemisis? I don't like her either so what... Have a binky!

[TheJapanChannelDcom]

Commercials on youtube = one star

[AskWhyNow2day]

Conservatives do not cheer their adulterers' sins.

The Democrats do as a matter of "pride."

[mclarenf45]

It's creepy that the audience laughs, this reminds of the movie 'eyes wide shut' where u had elite liberals do perverted acts..

[Waltham1892]

Unless, of course, they are evangelical Christian clergy. Then, conservatives all more than willing to cheer every teary confession. Got to please the "base" after all...

[AskWhyNow2day]

Hmm, I know of a famous one that is unemployed for his exploits.

Dave will get a larger audience as lefties celebrate his behavior.

[Waltham1892]

How many have been caught for their exploits and keep right on going?

Benny Hinn, the entire PTL crew, the guy with the male hooker and meth problem, the faith healer healing the same folks every night...

I will not attempt to defend Lefties and their blindness (Roman Polanski, Michael Jackson, Rappers in general); but those on the Right, who claim better morals, commit all the same sins but add hypocrisy to the list...

[1killertomato]

How Blind!...J Esign (R-NV) went into a KoolAid town and got kudos galore!

DVitter (R-LA) got A STANDING OVATION from his Repuke colleagues upon his Hooked on Diapers return.

But hey, the Repukes got it going on, 1% of the population have DUPED 47% of the population into voting AGAINST their one self interest! Now that is paying it forward!

[tcorp]

Give it a poor rating just for the ad at the start. Video was ok though.

[FortKnox69]

Commercials on YouTube? And it must be viewed before the rest of the video loads? Stop trying to shove commercials down our throat, CBS. We get more than enough of them on regular TV.

[AskWhyNow2day]

Dems were worshipping this reprobate when he was ranting against Sarah Palin and her children.

He's even more a hero of their's now.

Of course. Hollywood and Obama are hand in hand.

[MohanndasChutney]

Politics has to do with this because Newt Gingrich left his cancer stricken wife while she was in the hospital, Arnold Schwarzenegger was a well-known philanderer, Bill O'Reilly was sued for sexual harassment and paid millions to make the case go away, Bush II had an affair with a stripper while serving as Governor of Texas...

Yeah... the Democratic party sure has a lock on misconduct, doesn't it? It's easy to pretend you're perfect -- simply ignore all the bad things you do.

[ShintoCross1]

John Edwards cheated on his wife who is dying of cancer.

[AskWhyNow2day]

As you can see, this degenerate is still a hero of the Left.

Of course.

[williamrix]

How does politics have relevance to this?? Get a life!

[scythelord]

Yep... always has been.

[MohanndasChutney]

Moron, the point is that Democrats don't have a lock on infidelity, as you are pretending. Try watching something other than Faux News to get a truly fair and balanced picture.

Your partisan stupidity is what is ruining this nation. Checks and balances. Look into it, you Totalitarian douche.

[chenchiheshang]

i donnot know why many people know so many details.

i read the news saying that the girl respected letterman as other people around him. and other staffers also know it already and, and most important, he did not marry at that time.

[ImStillBlind]

Well done Dave. Well done

[mrtruthjustice]

Dave used his position of power to lure some young intern into boinking him if he was a doctor he'd be fired and could lose his license. And since he has been all over others who've done this I say he is do some bad press

[awgu]

Oh get a life. She was an adult, not some vulnerable teenager. Consensual sex exists.

[glennjridge]

the problem for me is he has always been pretty vicious with other peoples lives on air. now look. fate is funny that way.

[cne08]

Dave had sex with women he worked with? OMG stop the presses! For the first time ever a guy had sex with women he works with. Give me a break. Dave handeled the situation perfectly.

[keepthetempo]

are you fucking retarded...the guy got laid by a adult who wanted and liked it..WTF is wrong with people...way to go Dave i respect you more now!!!!!

[Charactereyes]

PROTIP : If you put an ad in a youtube video; I will automatically not purchase said product. Well played CBS, well played.

[nc89]

Testin testin

[Magik57]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDSSS!!!­

[Melo15xSTAT1]

i don't have any videos but subscribe anyway. im trying to be the 1st person to have the most subscribers without any videos.

subscribe for the laughs.

[2woTuffVids]

lol at everyone complaining about an ad taking 30 SECONDS of your life... calm down

[valiantknight69]

boooo, ads on Youtube belong on the side

NOT IN THE VIDEO!!

[Tunedup81]

Agreed!

[joshuagoesboom]

letterman and the women took advantage of the situation...

letterman took advantage of his "title" as a boss and the women took that advantage to get into tv and make more money.

[togussa]

"You know why we are celebrating...they own all our debt."

[Gem025McKinnis1]

EW ADS?!!!!

[ExtraChunky]

um, wtf is with the ad...

[tony920226]

did he make fun of vancouver canada?

[sailorboy331]

no vancouver illinois. u havent heard of it?

[Trencher1375]

The video lag as hell but the ad did not lag at all! WTF!

Viewers and youtubeers should not only block this channel but make a mental note of what the ad is about and then never buy it.

[CanisLupusSeeUs]

There's an ad at the end also. That's it, I'm blocking this account. I'd urge you all to do the same, otherwise it is the beginning of the end of youtube.

[CanisLupusSeeUs]

What with the damn ad at the beginning? Assholes!

[sgriggs55]

CBS should come out and say that he is inappropriate to have sex with people under you. Where are your values. He's a socialpath that thinks he can do whatever he wants. Give me a flippin break he is the victimizer!

[djtwister87]

No, he has the power, he has the fame, let him get all the pusy he wants?

[NCShadow1]

NJ smells like flowers and honey.

[Tunedup81]

Damn I hate advertisements.. not sure about everyone here.. but when I see an advertisement I usualy boycott their CRAP!....

[calderone06]

I am with you. Skipped the clip.

[djtwister87]

I just wait till the ad is over then enjoy the content.

[ProJanitor]

NJ smells like feet and ass

[Clerkz]

I still like Dave.

[Moilius]

that was not so funny..

[SunSin1000]

who laughs at Dave's jokes any more.he is a has bin.

[ChapdawG09]

Dave is better than any of the others. I laugh my ass off at him every time I watch

[SunSin1000]

I always say my taste dose not make the world go round.if no one like him he would not be on the air.

[volumeguy]

How uncomfortable. He tried to use A-rod as a distraction.

[bellatruth]

Isn't Dave getting old enough to go into death counseling under Obama's plan?

[bellatruth]

They all suck

[BeachBoysGuy1]

lame monologue

[justbeyourself2]

you republicrans need to shut up and respect our president

Bush killed millions of innocent Iraqis he and his friend robbed the US blind. Obama is trying to help by giving us healthcare when it was so abused by the insurance companies for so long! Obama Rules and so does Dave now shut up!!

Dave still Rules

Palin sucks

[Aloverssoulz]

Obama does rule :D.

[mrmanown]

Obama is robbing the U.S we watch it happen. Notice the difference, I'll have some pork with that.

[revelinabandon]

yeah Bush was hardly a corporate puppet at all

[bellatruth]

they all suck

[scythelord]

Wrong on all counts.

[Think4a]

Creepy Dave...go away. Put on the raincoat and sneak into the theater.

[Jeff652854000]

LOL he can 0nly bags 0Ld ladies over 60

~pukes~

[derbigpr500]

He probably had more pussy this week than you in your entire life.

[justbeyourself2]

I always knew Letterman was a freak I want to party with him now. ^_^

[MusicJew158]

He is honest and genuine he is not married so he boned a girl

[billthestinker]

I like Dave on tv, but i would not like him if I was a young woman working under his dropped ass......eeehhhh

[timea16]

hmmmm why the commericals? why? I come here cuz theren't suppose to be....

[jcvjcvjcvjcv]

Only the sun is free..

[wyclef2]

you republinots get over it, letterman is here to stay and you can choke on rush limbleg limbo shit, go letterman!!!!!!!!

[Odenkay]

He's done, he wasn't very funny to begin with, but now I can't see him without creepyness.

[cpdonald]

Wow. 2 adults had sex. Someone call the morality police already. How dare he. Doesn't he know this is the public's business to know what he is doing in his bedroom and the public's job to ensure he is behaving in a manner that we find acceptable?

But seriously guys, get over yourselves.

Getting emotionally invested in what other people do in their private lives and business is unhealthy.

[mikemoair]

dont feed th skunks? dont fuck the old pervert boss? say no to dave and ATM!!!!

[ecmcbride26]

the guy is an abolute piece of garbage. if saw him in person, i would spit in his face!

[chubbyguerrero]

this moron needs to give it up.

[699backstab]

All trolled. Thank you. We're done

[SonjaTheBlond]

This show really stinks !

[699backstab]

The worst thing about you is that your government ordered 911. murdered your own ppl for money, fed you a ridiculous story that you american plankton swallowed up with a smile and wiped your face with the american flag. China owns your country, your military are pawns in political games. Your economy is dogshit and i am likely the greatest internet troll that ever lived. You have been successfully trolled son. Fuck are you ever dumb :)

[8DX]

What is a troll? piece o' shit that's what.

don't think you can "troll" anyone.. you can make an ass-hole of yoursefl though.

[Scampbell32]

uh what does it mean to troll?

[8DX]

A troll is a large swamp-dwelling humanoid creature usually covered with scalces or thick skins. Trolls have a simple tribal culture and are the scavangers of swamplands and rivers. Trolls can interbreed with humans, providing half-troll children. These individuals usually live a secluded life, and are a mix between the intellectual capacity of a human and the simplistic lifestyle of a troll.

[Scampbell32]

what?! i kmow that!

[8DX]

In modern times trolls are secluded people, whose abnormal and introvert life-style allows them to judge the surrounding "human" population, due to their position of as an outsider (they are 'different'). Their insights are often confusing, random or revolutionarily insightful but have been overwhelmingly rejected by the mainstream community as "just another troll, trolling".

Kill a troll, make the world a safer, happier place.

[rjeffrey743]

The irony is that someone probably fed THAT to you. Happy face!!!

[699backstab]

David is a wonderful man who is amazingly wealthy and powerful. Anyone who has an issue with his conduct is simply a religious zealot who is green with envy. He makes fun of the people who deserve it. Palin is human garbage and deserves jail time. Humor based on her life is acceptable and welcome by all.

[utube9000]

Palin is human garbage and deserves jail time? Sounds like you're the zealot.

[chenchiheshang]

i think the palin's daughter joke is unforgivable

but cheating on his girl friend (now his wife), is not a big deal. he was not married at that time. and may be his wife already forgave him.

the reports say his staffers always respect him konw something about his sex affair. and no one can tell whether there is some 'barter' in that unless we get the girl's diary

[AbuGrabIt]

Letterman this scumbag loves to make fun of Sarah Palin's personal life and make rape jokes about her little girl.

I now encourage everyone to write Late Night with the Top Ten Things Women/Men Say After Fornicating with Letterman. I am mailing mine and it includes drawings. Hee hee.