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  • reload the fucking weapon

    

  • can't get in the room.

    maybe from above?

    me: use the airvent below the room to get in? (RAGE)

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  • "Im still mad I cant figure out a way to save those people in that room"

    *Finds Code to defuse bomb*

    "This doesn't help me save those people in that room"

    Don't get me wrong, I love Jesse (no homo) but seriously? URR MAXIMUM BUTTCLENCH!! ಠ_ಠ

  • i am so proud jesse u didn't use a tutorial my buthole unclenched a little bit so yay

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  • Four videos in and I'm still struggling to believe this is normal difficulty.

  • 25:45 - "What the hell is going on out there? That sounds pretty badass, would want to see this"

    Walking over glass and all the action is going on UNDER HIM, but, ofcourse, he misses it.

  • OMG! There are vents EVERYWHERE How did he not find one yet? My first playthough I found the vent to skip directly to the hostages from the first big room! EASILY... The damn Pocket secretary he got TOLD HIM THE BOMB CODE! RAAAAGE There was a Vent RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM! It lit up orange! -bangs head on wall-

  • i love how energy recharged 0.0001 seconds after he pressed Q

  • LMFAO referance

  • Personally, I don't mind Jesse snooping around in rooms filled with lockers because, frankly, I'd do the exact same thing. Seeing him go through each one satisfies the curious/completionist gamer in me because I'd always think "There was something useful in there..." if he skipped them. :P

  • As soon as he walked in to the locker room, I felt my butt clench.

  • just wondering why Jesse asked Sarif for a long-range weapon, gets a combat rifle, then uses the first pistol he finds on a bad guy :-P

  • please don't tell me he's not gonna stealth at least once in these 30+ parts..

  • *sees room of lockers* brb, im going to go make a sandwich.

  • who puts a concussion grenade in a unlocked locker

    

  • Jesse, I love how the concept of crouching = stealthy hasn't computed 100%. lol

  • oh, reloading helps too.

  • oh, reloading helps too

  • @ACloke I love how he forgot about air vents when he saw the hostages.

  • You have a minimap in the bottom left hand corner that has white arrows where enemies are located

  • why did you not save the people you could of used the code on the bomb or you could just shoot the bomb to disarm it because it is only lethal when the 2 gases are combined

  • 23:04 - 23:56 Am i the ONLY ONE who thought of Ghost in the Shell through out that entire scene?!

  • Jesse said he wanted to get better at FPS games, so he goes into third person.

  • 'i wouldve liked to have seen what was going on there'. if only there was some sort of glass floor...

  • During the decontamination sequence, I started having flashbacks of Dead Space.

  • Hey Jesse why didnt you try hacking the door?

    Or at least listen to what the people are saying

  • "You would be doing the exact same thing in my situation"

    Goddammit I was

  • He wanted to know how hacking works and still he managed to ignore two times the big flashy box at the top right with the hacking tutorial. lmao

  • Bro the code for the bomb was in the pocket secretary you were reading

  • finally ordered the game today :D

    now i cant wait :/

  • dud there was a doar where the people were

  • nudge nudge, wink wink, know what i mean?

  • did anyone else see the highway 17 at 11:21

  • 13:03 Heh heh, that's what she said...

  • there is a vent u know?

  • *RAAAAAAGE* Just walk in...walk in and defuse the bomb. Please for gods sake...defuse the bomb...so sad that theres no way to shout at him while hes playing.

  • i was doing the same thing wit h the lockers XD

  • You realize you can just walk into that room, right?

  • Jesse: Butt shot!

    Npc: Bust his ass!

    Npc: Open wide

    Jesse: I'm not that kind of lady mister!

  • you could have just walked in the room and defused the bomb you know

  • @Nightsfail He got the code at 15:36 to diffuse it too

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  • WAKE UP SHEEPLE

  • Did anyone else go THE HELLACHOPTERS in Jesse's crypt keeper voice?

  • did he just go right by the an open door to the room full of helpless people?

  • @BigDaddyInfinite il be honest that part made me rage quit the video ... cant handle that much stupid , i have a limit

  • I love how Jesse always talks about loving to explore and find/complete everything... and then he does the exact opposite of that and takes the most linear path.

  • So Jesse is the Hon Solo that doesn't come back at the end to save the poor people from a horrible death.... <.<

  • I love how he says MURIKAH

  • XP points redundant much?

  • 24:58 "Way to go Jesse"

    "Thanks Brain!"

  • Jesse, maybe I'm just too Metal Gear Solid 2, but I kinda wish you'd chosen non-lethal.

  • this game clearly hates us and wants Jesse to spend all day finding things and figuring out how to not make some kidnapped people explode

  • driving me mad that he isn't dragging the bodies away...Probably cause another hundred alarms again...

  • 24:13 How did he not laugh for "Boobytrap" just the way Sarif said "Booby" I giggity'd.

  • 29:13 Ah, the nostalgia.

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  • no e mails

    

  • he killed hostages >_<

  • @babyfoxgrant You said that twice

  • @TheJay1017 icwutudidthar

  • he killed hostages >_<

  • @babyfoxgrant You said that twice

  • At 25:55 could be done by looking down...

  • you are so ADD some times its not even funny

  • USE THE DAMN COVER MODE!!! so frustrating watching Jesse just walk out in the open to shoot!

  • "What do you mean not enough energy-BUTT SHOT!

  • that... was not a grenade, it was a prototype testicle /:

  • GARBAGE DAY!

  • when i did this i silently took everything down with a combination of stungun and close takedowns. I made sure to take the least obvious routes and never get seen. It is goddamn hilarious to see jesse just waltz through the front door and shoot everything in the face (the times that he actually hits something that is) :P

  • 27:03

    "fuck this ass!"

    I think he just did...

  • Butt shot!!

  • hehehh my ocd just keeps screaming DONT FORGET TO RELOAD U FUCKING IDIOT

    oh yea the hostages, SAVE THE FUCKING HOSTAGES!!!!!

  • cmon jesse, use the Bombinyaface

  • 14:45, pokeball

  • buttshot xD

  • has EVERYONE heard that song?

  • I've stopped caring how he plays. He's already dun goofed from my perspective, so I should just sit back and enjoy

  • Oh, skipping the hacking tutorial are we? This is gonna be fun :D

  • jesse its actually really beneficial to go all stealthy-ninja-like cuz you find secret passages and find them faster(eg the vent that leads to the hostages)

  • Those poor hostages.

  • Jesse, if you like exploring and opening tons of lockers you should really check out Fallout 3.

  • " buttshot" that was epic! I am soooo downloading this game now!

  • @AlexIonescu1984 eh 'downloading'? as in Buying it from steam? or was that admitance you "permanently borrow" games for free? :P

  • @AuralVirus Some things are better left unsaid ;)

  • "Can't touch this. Naa-na-na-na! Can't touch this. Naa-na-na-na!"

  • oh god this is sooooooooo painful he's not allowed to be a partial completionist ether do side missions and explore or neither

  • What does are Main Character look like Tony Stark from Iron Man 2011 (which is awsome)

  • @Zeta368peep what is Iron man 2011?

  • Lol dude you skipped the entire hacking tutorial

  • @Ramistrov cause he's a pro hacker. like a boss!

  • Yes. Every Day Jesse be Shufflin. Sup Son ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • tobygames = better

  • @Shooo716

    The only difference is that Toby uploads videos with approx. ten minutes in length, once a day. I like watching these larger chunks of gameplay, but I guess that's a matter of opinion.

    Toby has his moments, Jesse has his.

  • no

  • lol'd at 27:00 -not enough energy- ... jesse:"BUTTSHOT" - badguy:"Bust his ass"... classic

  • A DX:HR commercial was running right before this video. Had the option to skip, and I chose not too.

  • relord your dam gun! when it says low ammo

  • I had a Deus Ex advert before this video!

  • 1:08 GARRRRBAAAGGGGEEEE DAAAAAAYYY!!!

  • "Low energy" BUTSHOT

  • That was the first time Jesse you SHOULD of looked down.. [at the single tear part where you heard gunfire :P]

  • You seem a bit confused about this game.

  • yay, advert for deus ex before a video for deus ex :D

  • I wish jesse was the military leader. because when all stealth fails, go in guns blazing!

  • I did the exact same thing Jesse did in that locker room.

    Except I didn't find that concussion grenade :C

  • You are making me dizzy as hell, stop moving around so fast!!

  • What do you mean not.. BUTTSHOT! yeah.. -genius

  • i dont get why people would you get mad for you searching for stuff, that just means longer/more episodes :D

  • they should have actually made something like up close killing = silent because you can put one hand in front of his mouth and snap his neck with both, and knock unconscious louder because you like punch him but it takes less time to do... that would be better if you ask me.

  • @hooversom Are you like some creepy cereal killer or something?

  • @onewhosepic Yes, fear me <3

  • "just like a damn willy wonky elevator" made my day xD

  • 1505 ITS 1505 Cmon even if they are assholes they are people!!!... or robots at least i think human!!

  • I like this idea of Stealth. BOOM "HEY GUYS I'M HERE TO KILL YOU ALL!"

  • Aiming down the sights is Pro.. shame :P

  • LOL, i love how he just completely ignored the hostages :D dont worry, no hard feelings.

  • Damnit Jesse, use your iron sights and shoot them in the head.

    Insta-kill, unless they're armoured.

  • Hehe, I see stealth is not in his blood. I was using cover ALL the time, sneaking and taking out the enemy one by one. But after watching this I kind of want to do a mission guns blazin'

    And I caused them to kill all the hostages before the mission started because I spent too much time talking to people in my office :(

  • I wonder what he's gonna choose at the end...

  • Is it me or are the gun sounds really delayed/not in sync with the actual shooting. Seems the game developers cut a corner there...

  • This reminds me of fallout

  • 25:50 hahahahaha, you: I cant see whats going on.

    Watch through the glass floor.:p

  • I WAS in that situation. Two times actually. I DIDNT OPEN THE FRIGGIN LOCKERS

  • @25:25 that was genius, you do realise the floor was made out of glass so you could watch the hole thing right ;)

  • aarg is there going to happen anything at all in deus ex? looks like a fucking boring game to me

  • @CODxApokalyps The game is about atmosphere and story-telling more than run and gun.

    Judging by your username, you aren't big on either of those things...

  • URGH! MY BUTT IS CLENCHED WITH ANGER! JESSE YOU KEEP MISSING VENTS AND STUFF!!! EVEN IN HACKING YOU DONT GO FOR THE DATASTORES! SNOOOOOOP!!!!!! YOU NEED TO SNOOP HARDER JESSE SNOOP HARDER!

  • I wanna see jesse try and play something like splinter cell cause he SUX at stealth soooooo bad

  • Soooo funny how he skips the TUTORIAL and say Derp i dont even know what i was suppost to do there sigh

  • Something about this game reminds me of Bioshock...i guess its hacking cause you can hack everything there :).Btw anyone making Jessie list of things he's missing?(so he can do better later on)I noticed he's not using items he picks up like bombs,energy bars,darts etc,Not reading pocket secrt. even if he was excited about it ,not saving hostages and i guess list is pretty long.

  • Jesse, stop apologizing to people for playing the game how you want to play it. If you feel like exploring, cool.

    Screw the whiners.

  • I actually would have been angry had you NOT opened all those lockers. If you would have skipped them I would have been screaming "THERE COULD BE COOL AND USEFUL THINGS IN THERE!! OPEN THEMMMMM!!!!!!"

  • "are we going to be going to area 51 in this game...?" LOL

  • "I touched him."

    Yes... yes, you did.

  • what kind of work place... does all the employees have lockers full of ammo?

  • Epic fail 25:50 , you were standing on a glass floor :P You could have seen the fight :(

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  • This video is filled with face palm moments

  • I propose a compromise; include the e-mails in your next video, but put an annotations that says where to skip to for those who don't want to see the e-mails.

  • E is for a quick take all

  • On an utterly unrelated note, has anyone else seen the Tobuscus Madden add that comes on before some videos? And if any have, is it just me, or did his theme get some kind of "Bleach-Chokkaku" mak eover?

  • he feels bad abaud schooting dem in the nuts sure you yust wane be the last wan wit nuts left

  • Actualy That Pocket secratary Had the code to save the hostages

  • First, /sub, I love your work.

    Second, how on Earth do they explain "expendable viruses"? I get why it's like that for game purposes, sure, but...the whole point of digital information is it's supposed to be trivial to copy, AND the copy doesn't break down over time. How the hell does one "Expend" a virus, or ANY program, in the first place?

    "Usage Term Limits?" Damn...that makes too much sense. Money maker. Company that sells the virus has you hooked.

    I get it. 

  • e-mails by urself plox

  • Jesse! RELOAD!

  • i like how the railing glass is bullitproof

  • So many lockers... --- Sent From OMFGCata's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • Jesse you should try holding Q instead of just pressing it once

    

  • reload u bulb! and no emails!!!

  • JESSE YOU HAVE THE BOMB CODE USE IT GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @rythter - Guess he forgot about the hostages :p

  • @rythter It said "DISARM" in all caps.... :l

  • @rythter Actually, using codes is a bad idea, hacking gives you experience and rewards.

  • stop opening lockers!

  • "reload or something asshole!" lol too funny.

  • 1. Don't bother with stealth, dood...

    Stealth doesn't suit you!

    2. You can save the hostages by 2 methods!

    A. There's an air vent near the back of the large room that their near, behind a box.

    B. Just run in there & hack the bomb to turn it off...

    I suggest B, as it suits you better, dood...

  • @TheBlackSerpentBeta spelling is an issue for you is it not?

  • Jesse, I DON'T care how long it takes for you to complete this game, take your time and explore however much you want. This is fun to watch :)

  • "press tab for a hacking tutorial" Jesse: screw you guys, ill figure it out myself!

  • I love how when you shit that guy in the ass, a guy yelled "Bust his ass!"

  • at 29:00 you can hear the background music of the first deus ex from the little radio :) awesome

  • Hehehehe 8:15 can you see it?

    middle screen

    bottom

    ...hehehehe >:D

  • "I would like to see whats going on out there, it sounds BA." While standing on a glass floor above the shootout you are hearing. Perception? Pah. ;D

  • I WANT NUMBER 5 NOW!

  • its so much fun watching you ... and now i am waiting for part 5 when is it gonna be uploaded ?

    oh btw i also watched the walkthrough another link its really funny how you miss so many things/objectives/mechanics dont use your inv and you dont care but just have the most fun :) keep up the fun stuff mate and upload fiiiiive like nooow :)

  • There's a way into the hostage room through a vent btw Jesse. The first time I also let out the gas and kill