Who is Chuck Norris?: Halo 3 Commentary by Lost ANGELUS LA & ORBITAL

[tuffffy74]

Einstein tried to prove Chuck Norris wrong, we now know him as stephen hawking. When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said say please. Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a banana. If chuck norris went back in time to fight him self who woud lose? Answer: The world. Chuck Norris is the only person in the universe who knows when Brett Favre is going to retire. Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

[hlgphantasy]

Chuck Norris can make his dick 7 Feet long... He just folds it twice.

[wo1fking1]

when chuck norris was born his mother didnt push he pushed his mother

[iSkulk]

***** ******* kills all who speak his name.

He who must not be named once revived an injured woman on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger" then round housed her ass and ended her life on the spot. The good ***** ******* giveth, and the good ***** ******* taketh away.

[hlgblurred]

Hey Angelus, can you mod a game for me? (:

-Zebra

[HALO3VlDS]

@hlgblurred he said its not him GEEEZUS ur a fuckin retarD!

[hlgblurred]

@HALO3VlDS Fucking idiot. I did that on purpose. I'm friends with Angelus. He knows im joking.

[KnowHowTo101]

chuck noris doesn't have a penis

[WhereIsCola]

Chuck Norris once ate a nail and shat a screw

[WhereIsCola]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands now theyre known as the Islands

[WhereIsCola]

@HLGAmplified In capitalist america black man controls you!

[wo1fking1]

when Chuck Norris boots you from his xbox live party your account gets deleted

[dutycaller157]

Chuck Norris isn't allowed to go skydiving. Cause last time he forgot his parachute and made the Grand Canyon

[weirdal678]

Modderz



[deconyc]

wait since wen does halo 3 have multiplayer hacks???!??!?!!??!?! NO should not be aloud

[4shotter]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[ILEFTMYBF4XBL]

If I gave u a video would u do a commentary

[HLGAmplified]

@ILEFTMYBF4XBL depending on how good the game is

[ILEFTMYBF4XBL]

Not trying to start anything thing but I saw a moniter from forge and not MOdder has been able not forge in multiplayer also ifni give u a video would u commentate it?

[BRREDEMTIONBR]

@ILEFTMYBF4XBL lol good luck 

[HLGAmplified]

@ILEFTMYBF4XBL being able to go into forge monitor in matchmaking is one of the mods

[moonseye1]

chuck norris doesnt push himslef up when doing pressups he pushes the world down

[99wcrox]

M.C. hammer learned the hard way that chuck norris can touch this

[ThePsychosocialite]

@99wcrox oh mygod u have no idea how much i laughed it this

[awsomesause2]

no

[AQWorlded]

THIRD

[ChipmonkAlvin]

second

[RandomHaloCE]

first