TF2 Soldier Quotes

[Zecifer]

SCREAMIN' EAGLES!

I thought he said "TOO MANY GIRLS!"

[twistedmetalero]

@Zecifer i thougth he said "three many go"

[thebigdude008]

MAGGOTS

[TheArtillero99]

GET A HAIRCUT HIPPIE !!!

[coltonknight48]

We need the soldier for.president

[phantomturtle44]

Soldier: Come here, sweetheart.

me: Sir, yes sir~ :3

[TheArtillero99]

dominated you scott sonababech

[TheArtillero99]

LAST ONE ALIVE LOCK THE DOOR

[hotstep12345]

"You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!"

"You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!"

"You just got dominated, Bablo Bravins!"

"You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!"

"You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbins!"

"Aww, am I too violent for you, cupcake?"

"Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!"

"You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!"

[ImmaSpike1]

5:36 painis

[IvoryGecko1993]

@ImmaSpike1 7:07 cupcake

[Provident000]

see!

[hotstep12345]

god laugh 6:07 =))

[BzzrkGrl]

When I heard the laugh at 6:06 I died laughing!

[carminesstory]

which class is Canadian?

[lumbermunn]

@carminesstory pyro

[AvitalzCartoonz]

PAINIS WEAKNESS

[4613645]

You're dead, that's good, amen.

[INEEDZALL]

SIR, YES, SIR!

[MrTetrisz]

thumbs up if you thought all he would say is ''MAGGOT''!

[PArtajaakko112]

PENIS(pain is) weakness leaving the body.

[TheEpson8]

he is good at making nick names for bilbo baggins

[moriorinvictus69]

deff's the most racist character.

[roser811]

@moriorinvictus69 Duh, Hes a patriotic American

[MrCrossoverer]

@roser811 I don't he really is, with all those hats, and having no problem working with his teammates despite their nationalities, and according to his bio, he trained in Europe during WWII, I think he's not TOO nationalistically bigoted, but he likes to insult his enemies by nationality because its what hits them hard the most

[roser811]

@MrCrossoverer No he's a patriot alright, he trained in the EU because the Army wouldnt accept him, sp went to EU to help un-officially.

[MrCrossoverer]

@roser811 oh, with all the hats and the fact he works with other teammates, I mean you don't have to be a bigot to be a patriot

[PwnedDuck]

@roser811 (no eu back then)

[roser811]

@PwnedDuck Eu as in Europe.

[AllanT101]

@roser811 You know... most Americans aren't racist...

[roser811]

@AllanT101 I did not say "most Americans"

[IvoryGecko1993]

@roser811 He's a bigger patriot than Stan Smith from American Dad.

[CowCommando117]

@moriorinvictus69 And the best one :J

[nightmare2nightmare]

@moriorinvictus69 Not racism character dad it's nationalism,

What in the difference bein? One is a race and the other's country related!

[Tofunater1]

LOL 4:46

[YinAimu31]

And this is why TF2 shouldn't have fangirls...

Because I'm one of them...

[LeoraBerry001]

last time i checked, bilbo baggins was not one of the playable characters. /whut

[Alakar64]

@LeoraBerry001 The soldier calls the sniper various homonyms of "bilbo baggins"

[LeoraBerry001]

wawawawawaaaaiiiyyt. Since when does TF2 have a Canadian character? Engy is Texan and Heavy is Russian, and those were the two characters he was dissing.

So either Pyro is Canadian, or Soldier is horrible at geography.

I vote both.

[lazlo380]

@LeoraBerry001 For some unknown reason the Soldier calls the Engineer canadian.

[LeoraBerry001]

@lazlo380 maybe he feels engy shouldn't be american? :P ah well, we welcome him anyways. there really should be a canadian character.

[ThePieMaster219]

@LeoraBerry001 the soldier thinks the engineer is from canada, which means he is horrible in geography.

[sladikk]

@LeoraBerry001 He certainly knows his British geography, as demonstrated at 1:26

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

How they trust this man with loaded firearms is beyond me.

[dashingagent0]

GUYS I LIVE IN CLAGARY AND HE SAID AT 1:47 " GO BACK TO CALGARY YOU COWARD AND CANADIAN" AND I JUST YELLED WHAT!

[Brutalyte616]

"I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!"

[Thegreatnoobinvasion]

Do you know how to get him to say the quote at 8:18?

[KarateSniper]

If you equip your Soldier with the shotgun and Proffesor's glasses, he resembles the terminator

[DukeofTaiwan]

He sure hate Bilbo...

[dabestsinger]

"Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!"

If soldier says it, that it must be true...

[Brutalyte616]

"You are all weak! You are all bleeders!"

[wowbringer]

@Brutalyte616 I cant hear that quote :O

[Brutalyte616]

@wowbringer 8:04 I believe.

[MrBlueSoup6]

That was an amazing killin spree!.... BY THE OTHER TEAM xD

[esoretal]

"I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!"

ahahaha

[DeltaD36]

"You are like the cyclops in Greek myth! But you are Scottish and I HATE you!"

[TheEmperorGrievous]

there are lot's of spies

[UberSandvichSpyCrab]

MY OVARIES ARE GONE!!! WHERE DID THEY GO!!! SOLDAT DID YOU EAT IT D: ....dats ok if you did :3

[Tailsfriendkilxem]

I will eat you got dominated is that to much for you cupcake? Pain is your only weakness.

:|

[GUNRapt0r]

And that's Star Wolf out of the cockpit

[Tornad0Gaming]

8:41

[HydroMonsoon]

IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!!

[darkria4]

6:41 sounds PAINFUL DX

[nightmare2nightmare]

@darkria4 Thats not painful at all, it's a taunt scream c:

[tailsfan13]

Maggots

[AK47VSM162010]

your white flag can NOT STOP AMERICAN BULLETS

[CaLiKiD415209]

Stripes and stars beat hammer and scicle look it up

[rscaml2]

so many quotes and the one im looking for is missing. "there is a checkbook in the left rear pocket of my fatigues, i will pay you all my money to stop"

as seen here

/watch?v=PukiMYhw1wo

1:37

[roser811]

@rscaml2 You know those are removed quotes right? They are not in the source files I got these from.

[PwintessSarestia]

@rscaml2

That was one of the un-used clips from Meet The Sandvich

It was ultimately replaced by MY SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIINE.

[WarriorSwordfish]

Booyah! Hooha!!

[TheEvilDinkleburgh23]

Okay soooo.... who's the "long haired hippie" he keeps talking about? Everyone's either bald or has friggen short hair. I mean longest hair is what? Medic's? and its still short as hell

[taiyo888]

@TheEvilDinkleburgh23 He's talking to the opposing Soldier

[TheEvilDinkleburgh23]

@taiyo888 ???? I thought soldier had a shaved head?

[taiyo888]

@TheEvilDinkleburgh23 It's supposed to be an insult.

[Francis5795]

@TheEvilDinkleburgh23 Americans in that time that couldn't or didn't want to fight we're often called and named hippies.

[TheEvilDinkleburgh23]

@Francis5795 But still, no one has long hair, thats my point.

[Francis5795]

@TheEvilDinkleburgh23 Hippie stereotype is long hair and "sissy" colours.

[TheEvilDinkleburgh23]

@Francis5795 You're missing the point. I know the stereotype. But tell me, who on Team Fortress 2 could possibly be the hippie that soldier says has long hair. Scout, short hair. Soldier, shaved head. Pyro, Gas Mask. Demo, wears a cap. Heavy, bald. Engie, bald. Medic, short hair. Sniper, short hair. Spy, mask. None of them have the long hippie hair so what class is he talking to?

[Francis5795]

@TheEvilDinkleburgh23 It's towards any enemy "SOLDIER". Because army regulations order short hair, therefore, he claims them to be unfitt for battle.

[iamthereddemon20]

YOU CANNOT BURN ME I DONT HAVE TIME TO COMBUST

[IRPPbyMrSlam]

7:56 - I am

5:35 - Painis

7:07 - Cupcake

1:41 - i will eat

8:29 - you

[TheEvilDinkleburgh23]

ICH BIN I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS! xD

[506tanker]

i liked when solider lold

[MJTroper]

My personal favorite is at 5:43. "That was an amazing killing spree...by the other team!"

[MarisaRodusky]

That Soldier is a Spy!..Wait..-Shot.-

[yogscastfan1]

this. point. is. mine!

[XPLODAZ101]

SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY

YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN WITH A DRESS

[salemarde]

everyone of you deserve a medal !

[taiyo888]

"You're dead that's good amen" LOL

[MrGamerfreak2211]

about every one says pyro fights like a girl

[fiasko321]

MAGGOTS!

[RobloxSodaTeam]

you recorded someone elses

[roser811]

@RobloxSodaTeam What? I used GCFScape to extract the files from the Team Fortress 2 files in my Steam files...

[RobloxSodaTeam]

@roser811 Then why is that annotation on the screen so large and unclickable

[samandmrcheese]

Can you label the quotes like Danm36 did in his Scout Dialog (Team Fortress 2) video?

[levipwndHD]

charge.

[WhyAyeMann]

painis weakness leaving the body

[GuessIIIwho]

You are all WEA. You are all BLEEDERS!