Airplane Jousting with Richard Branson

[Destruction198]

How much are tickets?

[MissaMissa101]

*family

[MissaMissa101]

I love Richard. He's a fanily friend and he's lovely :)

[caddyshack2239]

What did I just watch

[jokonsch]

I have no fucking idea who he is... still fucking hilarious.

[parkouras93]

@jokonsch He is the owner of Virgin, the company.

[jokonsch]

@parkouras93 Ah now it makes sense. Thank you.

[parkouras93]

@jokonsch Cheers, no problem mate.

[MrZee840]

Cigarettes are like hamsters-perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

[mscof789]

I'm going to listen to Muse now

[Dustinj15]

Seems legit

[TheCritizen]

YAY MUSE!

[AzizanWMusic]

Muse.. AWESOME

[Roronoa2zoro]

This flight seems more like an investment than an expense.

[Shadowfang3000]

Chuck Norris tried, Richard Branson prevailed!

[lukeiamyourfaja]

Virgin does luxury like no other, thank you richard branson

[fbiseyal]

I bet this guys a Virgin

[33fgfhjjggy6y]

@fbiseyal i dont

[fbiseyal]

@33fgfhjjggy6y i was making a joke.....virgin mobile......get it now

[33fgfhjjggy6y]

@fbiseyal oh i understood it, but still no

[fbiseyal]

@33fgfhjjggy6y I was just saying tha........huhhh.....nevermind

[iTwinzUK]

They should actually use this on virgin flights!!!

[iTwinzUK]

They should actually use this on virgin flights! Wait, they do? No! It's just MORE treasure! But they really use it!

[icheesepker69]

lol whats the coincedence of me watching this and seeing an airplane ad?

[TheAllKnowingTribute]

7 Ac- BRANSON!!!!!!!! BRANSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[harj2009]

annoying annotation dislike

[Geistian]

I hope my house isn't on those 7 acres.

[brinahardmo]

i like dat plane

[Girlsuperuff]

Where do I pick my ticket! I'll be singing with MUSE! MY DREAM!

[alstar999]

anybody else catch the "eat what you want" reference?

[illiria2000]

@alstar999 yes.

[mostar1219]

cock's bit. I get it. LOL

[videocityproduct]

wow i wanna be fucking rich

[icandivebyzero]

You never really find out what happens there is a power outage

[Stealthship1]

I wonder how many people have to be bribed to allow this plane to operate.

[thebubblearmy]

Sir RICHAARRRDDD!!! Lmfao!

[StinkyPoop1000]

Whats the song from muse called that he played a cord of ?

[WhimsicalPirate]

@StinkyPoop1000

Uprising

[sprinklefication]

I'll be waiting, SIR RICHARD!! >:o

[Plingio]

I want a ride on this plane that lasts....

FOREVER

[trolldonut]

Sorry, Shinito!

I've been dishonor to... my family

[ASKaPHYSICIST]

I'll be waiting ... Sir Richarrrd!!!

[newtonseple]

0:11 Two words: Leg room

[NottinghamForest22]

of all the billionaires out there, Richard Branson is the coolest.

[musTASHAAA]

If only planes were that cool!!!! I hate sitting in the plane for 4-8 hours

[MrLolfreak21196]

I got it!

[bagleman100]

I would love to ride on this plane SIR RICHARD!

[oyesifal]

my brother went out with richards daughter

[mjakes20]

Oh more treasure!

[EdTheBadass]

Love this :D

I love Branson as well, he's kinda awesome.

voice is very off though.

[Salocinist]

...mhhmmm...I wonder what first class is like...

[virgoptrex]

"she is my..."cock's pit"...get it!! *blinks, chuckles*

[leksuli]

I so want to get on that plane :D

[DragonBeOn]

muse? MUSE? i love muse!

[SuicidalPuppies]

1:18-1:22

Game Chap and Bertie!

[iluvairplanes1]

FUUUCK YEAH MUSE.

[crusaderknight007]

out of all the random things, the least thing i expected was MUSE

[SilentExile729]

Great airplane Sir Richard Branson, shame if something happened to it, sssss

[TheVerandaguy]

@SilentExile729 No need to explode, here's some treasure! And a CD of Virgin-label artists — nope, more treasure!

[MrIBRINGDEATH1]

That sounds EPIC

[14CCarl]

And I didn't get my miles...

[lumberj23]

I have kinda the same haircut as he. :-o

[cameobiscuit]

I'm from nz :D

[claustheemohedgehog]

I sawed this one before i flied to Poland. When i almost flied back, i saw Virgin Elite arlines. I lauched my ass off!

[topper253]

@claustheemohedgehog nice grammar retard, go back to 3rd grade

[claustheemohedgehog]

@topper253 Wait , what do you th... Oh, i'm still virgin XD

[hippiedude38]

heh, this is funny.

[XxDirtySmurfxX]

im from nz

[brownchez]

I be dishoner to my famiry...

[cupakacy]

richard branson is the european chuck norris.

[burgerman9000]

richerd branson is dyslexic yayyyyyyyyy

[BenGeocth]

I would love to ride that.

[Disturbed2102]

Richard Branson is one of then best Euntrpenures in the world. If you take any type of buisness class in high school or college he will be brought up at some point. He is one of the richest men in the world. Now you know.

[anusalltheway]

@Disturbed2102 and knowing is half the battle *GI Joe theme song

[MegaObamaGirl]

Why does Richard Branson look like Ron White in this?

[fptlegg12]

I wonder if he cured AIDS

[taylor45ful]

@fptlegg12 transcribable audio 1:20 to 1:28

[hollyhuffstutler]

I've cured them!

[tGmSpOrTs12]

Now can we see the first class tour

[alinthenameofscience]

..........10 tickets please

[aippli]

How do I get on this plane?

[mephistosagony]

832 people are related to the disgraced Baron of Cheesewitz

[Aliencommander1245]

I want to fly on that plane NOW

[youkrazydudes]

Id fly on there just to hear muse play!!

[uberleetben]

stop spamming on such a funny video

[TheDJay72]

dont worry! ive cured them!

[TarenTV]

Best video evar

[petethetechguy]

Please fix comments

[petethetechguy]

Report for bots in comments

[iBritishRedneck]

Press 7 for Indian

[filipus1000]

What the fuck is with the comments?

[fernandeyilfb]

@94PaulyD it was too? smelly

hSEND UNLIMITED FRcEE SMS TO YOUR FAMILY AT bit.ly\nD5kSa

[biehn284]

I would like 1 ticket to this plane

Okay that would be 10 billion dollars

F***

[Torjuz1337]

@biehn284 Take a loan from your bank and pay them back with the treasure...

PROFIT!

[4megatiger]

@biehn284 i used my make a billion a million coupon it didnt really help

[WVK23]

I had one of those commercial vids before this commercial.. sweet irony

[ThePREWIND]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO MUSE I LOVE EM *justsayin*

[XxBloodDoomxX]

I just tried it...its very scary but its true :))) ....joking

[94PaulyD]

okay wtf happened to my top comment?!

[DeIIwood]

@94PaulyD it was too smelly

[33whitten]

How amazing can this man be

[Camy415]

As if Virgin has or had the funds for something like that Pffft

[FruitPastillesx]

this is what ALL British people are actually like. we have lots of treasure & jousting.

[iambored2006]

@tersinaistjv It kinda reminds me of Terrence and Philip! "We're looking for treasaaa!"

[Kom0doh]

How do you get a ticket aboard our plane you say? Don't worry about it! you can't afford it anyways.

[CSterrorist]

2 questions

1: What if the plane gets taken over by terrorists?

2: But will it blend?

[porsche9099]

Oh God no, here in New Zealand we have enough treaty settlements to deal with, without Richard handing out portions to his passengers.

[wyzewolfe96]

@meyerzojue No, we're wondering why you look at the tags. Lol

[TheConorMcloughlin]

love how he says TREASURREE

[duisadu]

What a baller.

[traicachua96]

xD cocks pit

[flirtybeachbabe]

Cockspit !!!!!!! LOL

[M210F]

Horrible Muse knock-off. They're not fooling anyone- we all know Matt and Dom are shorter than Chris!

[CrazyEpicReviews]

Does anyone else wonder why ray william johnson's name is in the tags?

[Scaramouche273]

1:26 AHHH!! XD

[nyokopuppet]

worst japanese accent ever

[TheKinglord12345]

How much will this cost!!!???

[iLiKeCeRe]

I'll be waiting...SIR RICHARD!

[ArcadeNerrdd22]

Airplane jousting probably is funny who wanna play........ " any1... Any1 at all?"

[NoGripRacingGTR2]

Make all of your ads this funny please. :D

[HappyAzian]

Press 5 repeatedly to see a retarded Richard!

[ghos7bear]

Press 2:12 to skip commercial.

[imwatching55]

@ghos7bear I wish it accually worked.

[jozyman31]

@ghos7bear didnt work

[JABofLEGENDS]

I WILL BE WAITING ( for this new plan ), SIR RICHARD!!!!!!!

[gamerguyJJ]

Keep pressing 7 for drums :3

[immaletchafinish]

Press 1 for "a pussy"

[xXvironXx]

I think Imma board that plane lol

[071234569]

Muse - Uprising thumbs up so everybody to know

[ExperimentLife]

Richard Richard Richard.....

[robloxman59]

launch me into this plane!

[tminkows]

What does the Victorian guy say there? "Branson, you've done it again... ????? ????"

[assassinsarecool1]

@tminkows "Branson youve done it again.... bully"

[tminkows]

@assassinsarecool1 thanks, I caught that, but there's something more, isn't there?

[assassinsarecool1]

@tminkows yeah i think thats just mumbling just bleyh or something, its not a real word, but men like that do tend to eh mumble like that

[perfacetus]

This is the 5th time I've watched this... still good.

[frostlone]

@DopeJoker32x

Sir,you are a racist douche. Single handedly, you have shown the typical USA dumbass stereotype. Get over it and fuck off bitch.

[MuseFromGallifrey]

Lol I love that guy

[TheMattRShow]

817 people fly American Airlines

[rroollaaff]

Although I hate ads, I cool with funny ads like this that don't shove the product in YOUR FACE! GODDAMMIT

[superlopuh]

Virgin is a mega-shitty airline... I don't think the makers of this video have ever flown on a Virgin flight...

[KindaSortaAsian]

@superlopuh I think the makers of this video are making a parody, so take a chill pill.

[superlopuh]

@KindaSortaAsian OK, I KindaSortaWillDo.

[Bobalobification]

@superlopuh its not virgin

its virgin elite :)

[superlopuh]

@Bobalobification Point taken

[SackBoy7100]

@superlopuh I dont hink you realise you are an idiot

[superlopuh]

@SackBoy7100 That, sack boy 7100, I do. What I don't think you realise is that calling someone an idiot on the internet has never effected anything in the universe.

[DopeJoker32x]

blacks make up 10% of america's population but they make up 40% of prisons and they take up 35% of welfare..there are more blacks in jail than in college..33% of blacks have been locked up..why is it that after sending food and money to africa for over 20yrs they still cant support themselves..south africa is the only thriving country in all of africa and its the only country run by whites..is this all a coincidence? this isnt being racist..this is the truth

[Protomanburst]

Only if it was real. :(

[AutumnBaby004]

this is so clever and outrageous I LOVE IT!!!

[NightSurgeon777]

815 people didn't get any treasure

[jnonsel7]

were do i get my tickets

[msmarewi]

boooring...

[MrDrugsarebad]

@msmarewi your german and germans are the least funny people in the world so your the last person i whould ask for comedic evaluation.

[msmarewi]

@MrDrugsarebad you're probably a troll, and since trolls are the most prejudiced beings in the world, you're the last person i would ask for any evaluation!

[thatguyman100]

Can anyone tell me why rwj is a tag on this video?

[perfacetus]

Oh my goodness, no would would ever use a tablet for doing real film, who are they trying to kid? (Sorry Samsung ad distracted me... the video's quality).

[Thycrookedvein]

Everyone! pause at 0:13

[michaelp657]

is there bewbs?

[Cvdf3]

Richard Branson, you smug bastard! [i want to be you :( ]

[cherrylover1997]

My food allergy was cured?? Then why do I still almost always die when I eat peanuts?? -_-

[Xboy323]

lebron traveled

[LDawgSagle44]

why cant i stop watching this video? probably be "i bwing dishonor to ma famwy"

[TheKTAR]

I GOTTA GET IN ROW 23!

[Soxman111]

I'll be WAITING

[MrBlaqgold]

I wonder how much Richard Branson paid the folk at College Humour for this ad...

[Stiksteve]

@MrBlaqgold At least 5 boxes of treasure I'm sure ;D

[SuperMegaCrowface]

@MrBlaqgold SIR Richard Branson

[MrSWEable]

haha look at dom! he's the biggest here!xD

[alexman9000]

The most interesting man in the world...

[peepsthekilla23]

I lmao at 0:55 "I eat what I want" and them the look he gave her!!! XD