Considering how many people can't differentiate between Indian and Middle-Eastern people, they'd probably think the people from the Bible (i.e. Middle-Eastern) are Indians if they were around today.
"Parents have children without having sex" - They were refered to the theory of evolution during the single cells and multicellular organisms to more complex organisms. Not to be taken literally.
LOL at Samson is a Sikh! But he made a small mistake: Jesus fed the people 5 loaves & 2 fish. But I didn't quite understood what he said about Judas & Moses.
@TomboyCactus101 Moses brought 2 STONE tablets from Mt Sinai that had the 10 Commandments written on them (5 each), he was implying he was a Pharmacist (a stereotypical Indian job) and gave everyone 2 medicinal tablets
Judas was just implying that Indians can be ruthless businessmen
"In the six days he created the heavens and the earth and everything upon it and on the seventh day he rested. What kind of Indian doesn't work Sundays!?!" xD
Its so true,its a fact that most of us compete to get 5 day jobs and gloat about it and end up working all 7 days.I think the reason why God doesnt get to do that is coz HE is GOD,the unattainable ;o)
Considering how many people can't differentiate between Indian and Middle-Eastern people, they'd probably think the people from the Bible (i.e. Middle-Eastern) are Indians if they were around today.
Jagged85 3 weeks ago
Chup!
Bylga 3 months ago
The best sketch is in the worst quality...
helookslikefamousppl 5 months ago
a delight
mimibarn 6 months ago
@akwardlyquietone me too
jd391070 7 months ago
I was expecting him to say Judas was a Pakistani
MoeyRelaxCuzz 7 months ago 5
the worst quality in my life
SuperPaki99 8 months ago 3
Wait, what did he say about Indian picnic?
syafiqhere2rule 8 months ago
@syafiqhere2rule what refugee camp? This is just my family picknick
serrie85 6 months ago
"Noah came from a land where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights...he was Bengali!"
LOL.
omgodsword 9 months ago 9
Well, business is business. =D
syafiqhere2rule 9 months ago 8
India had christianity before Europe did!! christians of st thomas the apostle..52 ad!
TheSpiritOfYuva 10 months ago 7
This has been flagged as spam show
@TheSpiritOfYuva
you follow that jesus christ in india movement.
chetdog 10 months ago
Fu*king blasphemous word
nuwanchamara4u 10 months ago
PLEASE bring this show back!
whitewhale1000 10 months ago 4
wat song is he singing at the end of the clip?
sloweed87 11 months ago
'business is business' excellent
Papped1710 11 months ago 4
True dat true dat!!!!!
hkpthebest 1 year ago
TRUE TRUE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT INDIAN AND I THINK INDIAN THAT INDIAN INDIANS CREATED INDIAN CHRISTIANITY
speedstrUYA 1 year ago
haha I love this show!
sweetanila26 1 year ago
Jesus Christ:
"Works for his father, Indian!"
"Have children without having sex, Indian!"
"Fed 5000 with 2 loaves, 5 fishes, Indian!"
Matthew, Mark, Luke, John = Mumuld, Mulik, Lachmen and Jalik
failfiction 1 year ago 4
@failfiction correction : Mahmud, Malik, Luxman and Juggy.
Jalanko13 1 year ago 2
what 5 idiots would dislike this!!
kidhyper08 1 year ago
"Walls of Jericho, walk around it 7 times, blow a trumpet, the whole thing falls down, Indian builders" lmao
Classic
nufcdazzla 1 year ago 13
Quality not especially great but it's a funny clip
clint33 1 year ago 2
To be fair.
India had christianity before england or any other european country
madjak007 1 year ago
rained for 40 days 40 nights - Bengali!
XD XD XD
divabat 1 year ago 7
"Parents have children without having sex" - They were refered to the theory of evolution during the single cells and multicellular organisms to more complex organisms. Not to be taken literally.
chakravarthy68 1 year ago
@chakravarthy68 In this context, Mr. "everything comes from India" means that Mary and Joseph had Jesus without doing it.
emcee2456 1 year ago
well, business is business.
desiii420 1 year ago 3
"What kind of Indian does not work on Sunday?"
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjoker 1 year ago 8
I'm Indian. :)
mayer4evah 1 year ago
LOL to the infinity :)
hehmonkey 2 years ago
I love it :-)
I am trying to find the John Travolta one.
AlRasuwl 2 years ago
Both my parents are like this - they say nealry everything originated in India!
Elp35 2 years ago
HHAHAHA thats funny!!!
XbOx1oWnZ 1 year ago
Looool parents had kids without sex LOL
MrsBeckford 2 years ago 4
what kind of indian doesn't work on sundays??classic
mojo753 2 years ago 8
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
fastwlkr 2 years ago
they r indian!
lmao
MissyASTB 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
hail satan!!!!
draconian6 2 years ago
business is business
Hakman7863 2 years ago 8
is there a better quality one
darksage1993 2 years ago 4
LOL at Samson is a Sikh! But he made a small mistake: Jesus fed the people 5 loaves & 2 fish. But I didn't quite understood what he said about Judas & Moses.
TomboyCactus101 2 years ago 2
@TomboyCactus101 Moses brought 2 STONE tablets from Mt Sinai that had the 10 Commandments written on them (5 each), he was implying he was a Pharmacist (a stereotypical Indian job) and gave everyone 2 medicinal tablets
Judas was just implying that Indians can be ruthless businessmen
britboyal 2 years ago 3
Oh i see. I'm indian but i didn''t know being a pharmacist is a stereotypical indian job.
TomboyCactus101 2 years ago 3
It is. Along with doctors and engineering.
Suji420 2 years ago 3
Haha walls of jerico, indian builders.
serrie85 2 years ago 9
"In the six days he created the heavens and the earth and everything upon it and on the seventh day he rested. What kind of Indian doesn't work Sundays!?!" xD
JustAPrayer 2 years ago 87
Its so true,its a fact that most of us compete to get 5 day jobs and gloat about it and end up working all 7 days.I think the reason why God doesnt get to do that is coz HE is GOD,the unattainable ;o)
GenerousDevil 2 years ago 7
It's a fact? I don't know about that. One of my best friends is Indian and her parents aren't like that. I get what you're saying though.
JustAPrayer 2 years ago
true.... but the seventh day is Saturday, not Sunday :)
vcheddar 1 year ago
@vcheddar On the seventh day God rested, it's Sunday no?
Mr145616 10 months ago
this scenario is the best in the series
coolstar1985 2 years ago
"Parents have children without having sex, Indian"
Brilliant, brilliant show
gloomyoutlook 2 years ago 88
@gloomyoutlook please Dont say like that man,,thats not good,,
nuwanchamara4u 10 months ago
@gloomyoutlook suuuperlikeee
coolbuddy432 10 months ago
Hahaha!
Telvinni97 2 years ago
Made me laugh, thank you.
Here4Yeshua 2 years ago
lol
abpclipspar 2 years ago