I am a suiside bomber. We're did you train? The suiside bombers training camp. Is it a nice focilaty? It was. What happend to it? New guy, the idiot tried to practice. What did you learn from that? Location! Location! Location!
*Achmed* Ellooooooo I am Lindsy Lohan *Walter* You know what sound a prius makes driving by....... iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmgayy..... iiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmgay!!! BOTH ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
@Hksportsman Actually it makes perfect sense you simply read the comment, rather than looked into what I was saying. People hate terrorists. One of the major purposes of Achmed is not only to entertain, but also to express what we think of them on a comedic level. He allows us to laugh at terrorists, by making them seem smaller than us. It gives us a small sense of power that we may not realize.
silence! i kill you
ProTomaHawker1 14 hours ago
Ached is by far the best no question bout it
livinthelife4848 3 days ago
Go Achmed!
airshep2000 4 days ago
Achmed: "HELLO! I am Lindsey Lohan."
Walter: "Hello Shamu!"
XD
MrRock4evr 4 days ago
Achmed is Linsey lohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Achmed wins again wow XD
shamelZAGSEE 5 days ago
Not bad at all. Pretty good...
MrSuperJoshiboy 5 days ago
Silence ! I keel you !
masonfish129 6 days ago
Walter wins!
flamesllover13 6 days ago
Achmed. He keels Walter
PuffSmokey999 6 days ago
Good job very creative
Rhsgrad2011 1 week ago
Amazing !!!
AAlexM 1 week ago
Achmed
cupcakelover1012001 1 week ago
Lol
DallasFGFHFHTD 1 week ago
ACHMED ALL THHE WAY IF WE HAD TO VOTE I CHOOSE ACHMED!!!
THEYOUNGWILDNDFREE 1 week ago
Chuck Norris won
MrTM57 1 week ago
oh this is sooo cool! it looks like they are actually talking hahaha! genius!!!
NereusXUnmi 1 week ago
are u scared no arrrrr and now no arrrrrrrrrrr how about now
gedamania9 1 week ago
We're looking fir idiots with no future (achmed)
My wife is there (walter!
rokitGamer 2 weeks ago
ha ha nice try achmed with 55 accounts you still lost
thenoblewar 2 weeks ago
Achmed is da best suicide bommer
lovediaz34 2 weeks ago
Achmed
ToxicJassassin 2 weeks ago
I got screwed
lakanokie 3 weeks ago
I am a suiside bomber. We're did you train? The suiside bombers training camp. Is it a nice focilaty? It was. What happend to it? New guy, the idiot tried to practice. What did you learn from that? Location! Location! Location!
SkeletonBunny2000 3 weeks ago
Walter: Ahhh im gay
Achmed: Are you sure?
Walter: Look at me im happy
hahaha
VesotheKiller 3 weeks ago
Achmead
brittanylikespie1 3 weeks ago
Well done! I was laughing to hard to pick one over the other! You really made it work well
novelistwritterspn 3 weeks ago
LOL WALTER WALTER WALTER!!!!!!!!
Macthemoviefan 3 weeks ago
Achmed.D
MsPainkiller756 3 weeks ago
hey yku jean you iz correct
SuPeRcRaZyBaZy 4 weeks ago
idiots achmed and walter rock!!!
XxJean12335128xX 4 weeks ago
Achmed
TheKozela 1 month ago
Achmed!
Noonoo944 1 month ago
Achmed
HawkFrostkids 1 month ago
WALTER
dhbros 1 month ago
ACHMED!!!!!!
randomgirl2001 1 month ago
walter allways win lol
Voidmage09 1 month ago
I almost chocked laugh at this
darkmatter993 1 month ago
Silence I keel u
nsmc99 1 month ago
ACHMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........wins
didywy 1 month ago
Walter
LuckyHumanFoot 1 month ago
So who won?
batwave27 1 month ago
Both
doglover99ify 1 month ago
fuck u guys Walter!
126mx 1 month ago
ACHEMD wins
edbrillsr 1 month ago
acmed!
notreallyafan 1 month ago
Achmed
granster60 1 month ago
Achmed
jamesm12346 1 month ago
Achmed !!
tig765mandy1 1 month ago
Achmed totally wins
thecherrycolarockers 1 month ago
achmed
BongosFIlms 1 month ago
and the winner is:walter
chuggaaconroyII 1 month ago
Not the video
jimmyis6 1 month ago
@ThePlunky98 how you do that at the end?
jimmyis6 1 month ago
ACHEMD RULES 😄
ThePlunky98 1 month ago
Achmed
RadasGameReviews 1 month ago
ACHMED RULES!!xp
laol717 1 month ago
i pick achmed
KristenAndDiane 1 month ago
Walter, because Achmed only counters with a mainstream-ish saying. plus, Walter mkaes some good points...
Respectthegore365 1 month ago
i vote for achmed cus hes awsome nd walter sucks just a lil bit lol
tasha5671 1 month ago
Achmed so won that he is way funnier than walter. Walter is just and old fart trying to be as funny and Achmed. LOL LOL OL LOL
Yellowhub 1 month ago
Okey this is so funny x3
jigglypuffCupcake 1 month ago
Than ur def bro
snakechick98 1 month ago
I got this one turned up up but can barely hear it!
Jan4Solar 2 months ago
Achmed :D
megajakester98 2 months ago
ONLY AHMED BRO AWESOME
TheSlaveman89 2 months ago
It really looks like there having a conversation!
videolovergirl101 2 months ago
both
:))))))))
christopher562620 2 months ago
Awesome work man!
freddefrodo98 2 months ago
Achmed: wait, if i am dead, that means i get my 72 virgins!
Walter: if there r virgins waitin for you it will be 72 guys just like you!
Achmed: if this paradise then iv been screwed! this is not as good as Osama said it would be!
Walter: Well April Fools dumbass!
Crickin4 2 months ago
o my gods it looks like there actually having a conversation
witchgirlrangergirl 2 months ago 28
u know wats awesome using a reply to have a top comment
flyingswagg123 1 week ago
Impressive. You Should do more like this.
huntedbydemons 2 months ago
"We're looking for idiots with no future." "My wife's there." lol, best part of the vid
432Death 2 months ago 3
*Achmed* Ellooooooo I am Lindsy Lohan *Walter* You know what sound a prius makes driving by....... iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmgayy..... iiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmgay!!! BOTH ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!
MorisaCatherine 2 months ago
ELLLOOOO........ I AM LINDSY LOHAN
iSarah00 2 months ago
walter looks like Red off of "That 70's Show" he acts like him as well
kiwilovesanimals246 2 months ago
i love this!
steelgiant8 2 months ago
lol You should be Jeff's assistant! xD
goka2000 2 months ago
Likes are for Achmed, dislikes for Walter.
leafinthewater 2 months ago
Tanks to you :D
Xoxosmdr 2 months ago
lol
goodhis 2 months ago
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Achmed wins
goodhis 2 months ago
Achmed!!! Duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
court27luv 2 months ago
ur r a genius. i dont think n e one could have pulled it off as well as u did.
Urfaces1 3 months ago
Genius
Ipooted97 3 months ago
Achmed: Were looking for some idiots with no future.
Walter: My wife is there...
Haha genius
Assassinforever1 3 months ago 25
achmed for sure!
TheKrazykat007 3 months ago
Really its spelled country dumb ass
Ierne1978 3 months ago
New Contrey ACHMEDASTAN
meeptron1 3 months ago
Achmed won
Ak47yeahdude 3 months ago
nice video uploads…
wisemildred 3 months ago
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GAY SUPER GAY
MrDjvance 3 months ago
Peanut or Walter?
Walter or Achmed?
Peanut or Achmed?
Jeff or peanut?
drunkngummybear 3 months ago 3
achmed retards
and waltar is UGLY AND GAY
whatever1999ful 3 months ago
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whatever1999ful 3 months ago
Good job on this.
TheVet1971 3 months ago
ACHMED IS SO MUCH FUNNIER but walter is still funny =)
CaptainAmerica1944 3 months ago
ACHMED!!!!!!!
MrBlackClonez 3 months ago
achmed
1ggaavviinn 4 months ago
Walmed :D
StubbyButtons 4 months ago
@StubbyBottons ACHMED GOD DAMNIT!!
KatelynluvsAchmed 4 months ago
@KatelynluvsAchmed Achmed ftfw
MrDevastation101 3 months ago
WALTER WALTERR WALTERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dalilpebble 4 months ago
Achmed ftw lol
Firedragon326 4 months ago
Achmed all the wayy!
Mr6grand 4 months ago
ACHMED RULES!!!
lemoneee020 4 months ago
OMGachmed is sooo funny but walters less funny
lemoneee020 4 months ago
do you know that achmed is a chinese because hes made in china!!!
lemoneee020 4 months ago
Walter.
Eye8UrMum 4 months ago
Like Achmed <33 :/
Niiicolecool 4 months ago
Walter
JadeBui1 4 months ago in playlist Liked
knock knock... whos there?...me i kill you best knock knock joke ever!!!
satansmask 4 months ago
Achmed
wvhunter981 4 months ago
achmed is the king
525cristal 4 months ago
Walter!
THEBOMB977 5 months ago
That's a very great combination of two puppets! XD nice one! =D
micanikko 5 months ago
ACHMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SuperSuperkeeper 5 months ago 2
00:34 through 00:46 so funny!!!!
inusam15 5 months ago
00:35 through 00:46 so funny!!!!
inusam15 5 months ago
PEANUT!
Linkjerto 5 months ago
the like both
sgtkth 5 months ago
SILENCE! I'LL KILLL YOU! XD lol.
marsfreckles 5 months ago 2
Creeepu
minitrucksoncp 5 months ago
Honestly I think achmed is better and way funnier than walter
pdddddddful 5 months ago
Walter killed Achmed,lol xD xD :D
sk8Bojan 5 months ago
I GOT THE FVCKING KOLGARKD
felipebagas 5 months ago
Achmed: ..looking for some idiots with no future.
Walter: My wife is there
=))))))))))) LMFAO XD couldn't stop laughing
SadButterflyInTheSky 5 months ago
ACHMEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p
spst70 6 months ago
Walter is the best one
druglover200 6 months ago
Achmed: Im looking for some idiots with no future
Walter: MY WIFE IS THERE!
XD LMFAO
BrandonBCM 6 months ago 9
ACHMED WON!!!!!!!!!!!!
sparkle8243 6 months ago 2
achmed! for allah!
BritMarine101 6 months ago
Lol Silence I Kill You !!! I love That lol
Bradpittlover2011 6 months ago
thumbs up if u only watched this because u saw it on the side
bleach4179 6 months ago 347
@bleach4179 i lmfao "if im dead then i get mah 72 virgins"
kartaykin1 2 months ago
10 facts abut you:
1. You are reading this comment
2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact
4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7.You are still reading my comment
9 You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day
Harrystar02 6 months ago 3
@Harrystar02
hahahaha!!!!!
gd JOKES!
tihahlol0909 6 months ago
achmed!!!!!!!!
delonya53 6 months ago
achmed
basketmanfrommkw 6 months ago
hah funny stuff
nmewe1 6 months ago
Achmed! :D:D
AlexBrii 7 months ago
Achmed! You racist Bastard! xD
Musicmadness901 7 months ago 3
Achmed Achmed ACHMEDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EmmaWillowblossom 7 months ago 136
Achmed / Walter and Peanut are #1
Edis434 7 months ago
peanut
NADE4JUMPER 7 months ago
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metallicaman774 7 months ago
ACHMED!
tokyodrift62 7 months ago
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
ARGENTINA781 7 months ago
ACHMED!!
xXGoofy1RkillsXx 7 months ago
Achmed
stefRE1000 7 months ago
ACHMED!
Mandymarie1429 7 months ago
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
chickachickamagnet 7 months ago
@chickachickamagnet what are you smoking?
ARMEXEEOS 7 months ago
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
glenn1692 7 months ago
achmed
snipergod202 7 months ago
Walter wins this! haha
ArmyxPunk 7 months ago
Achmed
Time45wazzup 7 months ago
GO ACHMED
breannanf97 7 months ago
abhmed :)
ChampionOakStables 7 months ago
@ChampionOakStables Achmed
ChampionOakStables 7 months ago
Gotta love how the only reason why achmed is popular, is because everybody hates terrorists. Walter wins by a long shot.
PenguinFire195 7 months ago
@PenguinFire195 Then why do so many people like him if everyone hates him? Your logic makes no sense
Hksportsman 7 months ago
@Hksportsman Actually it makes perfect sense you simply read the comment, rather than looked into what I was saying. People hate terrorists. One of the major purposes of Achmed is not only to entertain, but also to express what we think of them on a comedic level. He allows us to laugh at terrorists, by making them seem smaller than us. It gives us a small sense of power that we may not realize.
PenguinFire195 7 months ago
achmed is way better plus he has a bit of george lopez in him silence i keel you
MrCrazyxKillcams 7 months ago
I LOVE ACHMED THE DEAD TERRORIST
tupking6 7 months ago
Achmed
marcelkek 7 months ago
I LOVE ACHMED
andrea43461 7 months ago
achmad is the funniest dudde on earth XD
XxisnipedSantaXx 7 months ago
achmet " we are looking for some idiots with no future" walter " my wife is there" XD
zacks1314 7 months ago
achmed is the BEST!!!
zabalaidanga1 7 months ago
achmed
103423lee 7 months ago
Silence! I kill you! haha that is my ringtone :D
RosalynM5 7 months ago
0:33
W : Huuuuuuuuu... I'm gay.
A : Are you sure ?
W : Look at me.
Fucking pretty nice xD
Bouddhaw 7 months ago
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Bouddhaw 7 months ago
achmed
LAKU1975 7 months ago
walter is the best no doubt but they r all funny as hell i like walter cuz in real life i think old grumpy ppl r funny so walter gets my vote
murchadha1 7 months ago
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ACHMED THE DEAD TERRORIST!!
4217terry 7 months ago
No matter if it is Walter or Achmed, JEFF DUNHAM ROCKS!
pelykulax94 7 months ago