Axel as Dane Cook- Oprah

[MsFallenAngel22]

lol people get a school!

[KindraHilbert]

O_____O WTF he aint kidding!!!!!

[Shadowringa]

(watching the video)

Vexen - HE KNOWS!!!!!!

Friend - (just passes by and hears Vexen) He knows what?

Me - NOTHING!!!!

[May2818]

SO. MANY. COLORS. IN. MY. NEIGHBORHOOD. O_O

[KindraHilbert]

@May2818 SAME. HERE. O_O

[gueswhomadewaffles1]

holly shit!!!!!!! he is right its fucking scary

[ChristineAngelDaae]

Thank you for warning me, Axel....I wish you could come chakram the pervs.

[badassending]

god i wish axel was real... and he went to my school... and i broke up with my boyfriend... and dated axel...

[DragonX7800]

Thumbs up if you searched this

[AllysonLani8]

It would make sense that Axel lives in rapetopia...

[Dawnslight16]

what's the ending song

[MsK10k]

Lord Xemnas is beautiful...

*melts of the idea of his own t-v show*

[MsK10k]

vexen is a terrifying old guy...i could imagine him as a pedophile,

but axel and roxas pairings....DO NOT WANT!!!!

[soraspork]

holy fuck i went and all of them were in my house

[mtcscrib]

I LAUGHED MY FKN AZZ OFF WHEN I SAW THIS ESPPECIALLY THE RAPEING PART xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddd

[HeartlessGirlVampire]

I can't remember how many times i've watched all of these!!! ^-^ Love this! ♥♥♥

[Yuxqexaowq]

woo! RAPIST BASEBALL CARD!

[TheRegenEngel]

Thanks Ryuchan, now I'm having a hard time playing KH2 with a straight face XD

[jasminepeterson11]

i couldnt find my house.... so amny dots... so many.

[babybear1107]

I went to the website and typed in my adress. He. Wasn't. Lying.

[HeartlessGirlVampire]

@babybear1107 I know... I freaked! Someone. Lives. Two. Houses. Away!

[JujuSkittle]

Candy Land!!!!

[tinatina5252]

Xemnas is oprah? O.o?

[GypsyNextDoor]

HE KNOOOOOOOOOOOWS!!!! THE GUY IN 2B KNOOOOOOOOWS! XD LOL i was laughing SO freakin hard during this whole thing!!!!!!!!! I couldn't help but feel a bit sorry for Riku, though.

[lionheartrocks78]

HOLY CRAP I LOOKED IT UP AND THERE WERE LIKE 999999999999999999999999999999­99999999999 frikin dots. sriously -__-

[cuteandcool33]

i looked at my city and only 1 rapist is in my town -_-" good to know beaumont pd is keeping this shit off the streets butstil it makes me feel left out because fo how strict the police are here

[TheAntiVentus]

WOW! LOT'S OF EM IN MY NRIGHBOORHOOD...

[darksideofdarthvader]

.....i went to the site..i typed in my schools street...THAT IS ALOT OF PEOPLE NEAR MY SCHOOL! O.O...

[AXSESSED8]

I LIVE IN RAPE-VILLE. RAPE TOPIA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[tentailsjinchuuriki]

im here! im here!! lol poor little house

[FlameAlchemist1313]

lmao :D

[arrancarsoulcaptain]

i live in rape-vill i live in rape-topiya! hahahaha

[darkspine1231]

what the fuck am i gunna do with a school?

[soluvepink]

4:04 i nearly died of laughter XD

[XxXChaoticNesaXxX]

what a funny vid loved it lol "YOU GET A HUMPBACK WHALE AND YOU GET A HUMPBACK WHALE AND YOU GET A HUMPBACK WHALE EVERYBODY GETS HUMPBACK WHALES!!!!" Lmao >w<

[axelishawt610]

Xigbar's Harrison Ford.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

[ZarsasCostumes]

i havent been raped by any of my uncles XD

[MrFunny86945]

4:57 OMG So funny

[PleaseDontGoCryBaby]

by the way... i went on that website... the closest sex offender is just 3-5 blocks away from me. thank God they're not on my street. ^_^

[PleaseDontGoCryBaby]

3:55-4:06 "uh-uh. *sppppppppspsppspsp*" LMAO *chokes from laughing*

[ThreexDaysxofxMercy]

HE KNOWWWWS!!! XD

[sallygirl2066]

HE KNOWS THE GUY IN 2B HE KNOWS GET HIM AND RAPE HIM LOL THE MOST FUNNIEST THING I HAVE HEARD BY DANE COOK

[tomboygirl777]

I saw this before I got to the World that Never Was so when I saw the title thing I thought of this

[TheRegenEngel]

Xemnas as Oprah=Epic, I lost it at 2:18 because it is dubbed. so. well! XD

[flamingpolarstar]

i dont have that uncle

[tentailsjinchuuriki]

omfg saix hair flip 4:30

[Dragonslayer1281]

HE KNOOOOOOWS!! THE GUY IN 2B, HE KNOWS!!!! GET HIM AND RAPE HIM!!!

[crimson0509]

xigbar is a humpback whale haha

[MsTamaGirl]

i saw dane cook, riku, and oprah

i clicked the play button

[wolfmajesti]

He looks like he is saying "Paedophile".

[Ebonywolve1176]

Lol, 3:07 Poor Replica!

[XXPrincessMidna]

"HE KNOOOOWS! THE GUY IN 2B KNOOWS! GET HIM! GET HIM AND RAPE HIM!"

[jetiscute1]

Candyland! :L

[animafreak160]

wheres are whales



[tatiana5250]

ok so at first i started laughing but i went on the website and clicked on this dot and now im scared to even go to sleep tonight. =( I LIVE IN RAPEVILLE EVEREYWHERE WITH RED DOTS!

[charizardcowman]

Tell ya what, I did go there. It's amazing schools are allowed in the whole TOWN. Not just near the house, the whole TOWN is COVERED in red dots D:

[tatiana5250]

@charizardcowman creepy, did you try clicking on a dot and seeing if you know some of those people? it's REALLY SCARY

[charizardcowman]

@tatiana5250 I don't come from this town, and I'm too afraid to find out who they are.

[tatiana5250]

@charizardcowman i dont blame you for being scared. it's really scary

[charizardcowman]

@tatiana5250 Yup, I know that.

[charizardcowman]

That's one of the best things I've heard Dane say: "He knows! The guy in 2B, he knows! Get him and rape him!" I can't stop laughing no matter how many times I hear that.

[BlackFalcon269]

4 people didn't get humpback whales

[Shinjirosenpai]

nice

[KHnarutoDN]

XD Axel and Dane Cook....a perfect combination!! 8D

[thatkathykid]

hahah omg poor riku from 2:53 to 3:09. this was pretty funny XD

[DarkRY1211]

YAY I GET A HUMPBACK WHALE!!!!!! :D

[RallisTheStarBird]

i was laughing so hard that i couldent breath!!!!!!!!! my friend said that i had a "derp" face...^^

[MoonGoddess401]

4 people live in rape town.

[ladydarkness17]

Harrison Ford=Xigbar...EPIC!



[rainick]

DANE COOK IS HILLARIOUS

[TheWolfluvr]

the pedophile part, does a cousin count?????????

[crazycousins97]

went to website..... help meee!!!!! some of these ppl like live a few blocks where i live... D8

[souleaterfan1246]

XD humback whales!!!!!! i want oneT3T why can't i have one. I BLAME OPRAH!!!!

[Lordsteven125]

@souleaterfan1246 well where the hell would you keep a 20 ton whaile? your swimming pool?

[souleaterfan1246]

@Lordsteven125 yes even if i dont have one....ILL DIG A HOLE!!! :D how big dose the hole have to be?

[Lordsteven125]

@souleaterfan1246 man in order to keep one of those you would need a good chunk of the ocean (about 1/8 of one of the oceans)

[souleaterfan1246]

@Lordsteven125 damn it thats too BIG...ill get a toy humpback whale....you know like a toy poodle if i spelt that wrong ill KILL myself.

[Lordsteven125]

@souleaterfan1246 you spelled it wrong XD

[souleaterfan1246]

@Lordsteven125 well...GOOD BYE CRULE WORLD! *takes out shotgun*

[Lordsteven125]

@souleaterfan1246 lol i was kidding man XD

[souleaterfan1246]

@Lordsteven125 *puts shotgun down* well good...now how to find a small humback whale....*thinks hard*

[Lordsteven125]

@souleaterfan1246 well there are toys of animals that are sold in some places (cant remember any) but i do remember at one time having a toy humpback whale

[souleaterfan1246]

@Lordsteven125 :D i <3 them :D been too happy latly

[Lordsteven125]

@souleaterfan1246 lol

[CrazySarahify]

holly shit this is weirdly hilarious

[CrazySarahify]

omg uncle diddles

[xoxrockangelxox333]

HE KNOWS THE GUY IN 2B HE NOS GET HIM AND RAPE HIM!!!

the rapist baseball cards lmao love dane <33

[JplaguefromSHUFAILO]

X-E-M-N-A-S > M-A-N-S-E-X

[FemaleGallade]

@JplaguefromSHUFAILO Or S-E-X-M-A-N, which doesn't really solve the problem.

[HaraMecheo98]

DO. NOT. WANT! D8

[wormjin]

DAMN HE AINT LYIN ABOUT THT WEBSITE! IM MOVIN RITE NOW!

[amberbabi789]

i went to that website.......i litterally live in rapevill im so scared DX

[xoxrockangelxox333]

@amberbabi789 i went on it to my neighborhood is clean but when you leave theres atleast 19 rapest around me and there old men...OLD MEN!! save me!!!! Dx

[CrazySarahify]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! I WOULD BE REALLY SCARED RIGHT NOW

[CrazySarahify]

OMG THERES SOOOOOO MANY DOTS :O LOL

[CrazySarahify]

SELL THE SCHOOL AND MAKE LOTS OF MONEY OR IF YOU GET ANGRY JUST DISTROY IT

[PrincessKeyBearer]

OMG LOL Here's something,

Xemnas: Everyone here get's there own castle oblivion with there own Namine and a full set of Organization Memembers, You get a Castle oblivion and you get a Castle Oblvion

[kingdomheartscam2]

@PrincessKeyBearer that would be a lot of namines o_O

[zerokeyoriekrystal]

lol i went to the site he speaks the truth xD

[Xnamesuser]

4:57 LOL He Knows get him and rape him! LOL

[TeamSwitz4life]

CANDYLAND

Lmao!!

[Webshooters1]

4 people live in Rapeville.

[fleskfan226]

four people didn't get free humpback whales.

[twosouls0nebody]

Lol. In 2:29, if you read the subtitles including the ones in the background it would go like this "Come to daddy, Roxas 8D. You're coming with me, conscious or not."

[amarantine1323]

LOL Roxas's face looks just like D8 at 2:32 XDDDD

[mayahaya333]

i went to te site and i didnt see many people where i live so i went to the house i use to live in (i just moved) and to doors down there was a house that literally 4 FRIKIN RAPIST LIVED! 4 CHILD MOLESTERS! they werent even brothers or anything, one was african american, one hispanic, and two white guys. im glad i got out of there while i could O_O

[mayahaya333]

XD vexen is uncle diddles

Vexen: hey whats this about? whats this about?

[Crazydude156]

@mayahaya333 I think it might be luxford....he has a beard

[mayahaya333]

@Crazydude156 actually now tht you mention it one of those guy did look like luxord 0_0 (blond hair and beard with earrings)

[PranksterOfAz]

My curiousity made me go the the damn site. Holy shit! he is right DO NOT do it!

[lommux1andall]

@PranksterOfAz I did that too xd So so many rapists and murders xDand pedos lots of pedos...

[MrKillyouto]

whats the credits song?

[mentalguy316]

so these clips came from chain of memories and part 2, are there anymore games that came in this vid that i should know of?

[superelf94]

oh oh oh poor riku he was raped by vexen. lol

Candyland

DO. NOT. WANT!

Come to daddy Roxas8D

[KH2lover480]

@KH2lover480

[KH2lover480]

oh i almost died when i saw this!! good job!

[BlackFalcon269]

4 people either missed the like button or didn't get humpback whales

[Shadowqueen68]

holy crap when vexen popped up it scared the shit outa me

[TangosUSMC]

RUN AXEL, RUN!!!

[MrKillyouto]

HE KNOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS!!!! THE GUY IN 2B! HE KNOWS! GET HIM AND RAPE HIM!!!

[TheSkymacdaddy]

HE KNOW HE FUCKING KNOWS SOMEONE GET HIM AND RAPE HIM LOL!

[lolowting45]

who. these. people are.

[HadesBestDaughter]

HE KNOWS!!! LOL. XD

[DizzyDior12]

Lololol.

"DO. NOT. WANT!"

[swagersol]

1:00 YOU GET A SHOOL!!!! YOU GET A SCKOOL!!!! YOU AND YOU GET A SCHOOL!!

[wazootie]

@WolfsRainBlue Axel is 25 or 26. In Birth by Sleep, he's 15, and KH II and stuff is 10 years later...so yeah. 25. :)

[bloodyblackcat62]

Hmm...*Goes to website* *few seconds later* I LiVE IN RAPE TOWN!!!!! *Knocking at the door* I'll get it. *A bunch of pedos run in and I try to hide* Shit how'd they know?

[nightmareofshadowvil]

@bloodyblackcat62 i did that site not that much for where i lived

[disedoo06]

EVERYBODY GETS HUMPBACK WHALES!!! XD

[RinaFlower7]

I don't know, but I think If I were him I think I would move far, far away, change my name and all that stuff just in case that the predators cake a lookin' lol xD

[PyroAfterglo]

Axel is obviously the nobody of Dane Cook. LOL It just fits too well.

[TheSoulAlchemist22]

no kidding DO NOT GO TO THAT SITE.

[Rxypup]

@TheSoulAlchemist22 is that true?! im scared...

[TheSoulAlchemist22]

@Rxypup Yesh. DONT GO TO THE SITE

[Rxypup]

@TheSoulAlchemist22 looking at the comments, i starting to think....WHO THE FUCKIN' HELL CREATED THE DAMNED SITE?! because by the looks of what dane said and what everyone including you said, its a very unnessary site and whoever created it ought to be shot.

[palindinX]

*goes to site....presses enter*

HE KNOWS!!!! THE GUY IN 2B. HE KNOWS!!!! GET HIM AND RAPE HIM!!!

Me: lolwut? :'O

[KometLuffs]

Candy Land!

[TheFullmoonalchemist]

I wuz laughing when they showed xemnas a.k.a mansex as oprah

[Fluffymiyster]

Wait, you guys noticed that Namine got up and ran out of the room when they began talking about Uncle Diddles at 2:43, right? Heh, run Nami, run!

[phantomturtle44]

@Fluffymiyster LOL I noticed that too. She was running before Axel took her into the closet to diddle her xD

[FF3710Freak]

You can find out who the kidnappers are! and the subtitles on the video are 'my name is Axel, got is memorised?' anyone find that SLIGHTLY disturbing?

[Dracindo]

Yay! I get a humpback whale =D

[HentaiSweetie]

Laughed my ass OFF! XD Thumbed up

[AkatsukiFanGirl100]

EVERYBODY HERE GETS A SCHOOL WITH A SCHOOL DISTRICT AND A FULL FACULTYYYYY

[cuteandcool33]

also xehanort too

axel is uncle didles

[cuteandcool33]

also xehanort too

[StrawberryNuttcase]

Axel's house had a red dot...is that supposed to mean hes a pedo?...because he totaly is XD

[OpheliaTru]

@StrawberryNuttcase Red means pedophiles who UNDEReat. XD Seriously, have you seen that man's waistline? I'm jealous! Axel's hips, most certainly do not lie.

[kidflash34574]

iam underadged its awesome and YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!!!!!!!

[18dustyrose]

OMG thats scaring me now HE KNOWS, HE KNOWS THE GUy IN 2B WE GOTTA RAPE HIM!!! thatrs scaring me now.

[SomethingSoSimple123]

OMFg I live in rapetopia, I have 96 overeating, Pedophiles X.X

[SnowWhiteQueen29]

THE SUBTITLES MAKE THIS EVEN MORE EPIC.

"I live in a rapeville" and then the subs are all like "I'M SO FLATTERED" and then "Perhaps they're planning some type of rape attack" and then "Just like someone of the light" Lol

[JohnnyXFay]

I'm pretty sure I cracked a rib at "Candy Land". Poor, poor, Repliku.

Laugh EVERY TIME at Candy Land. So hard. I bet the World that Never Was is rapeville. XD LMAO.

[iJustLostTheGame09]

lol im in my own little world :3

[iJustLostTheGame09]

3:00 D= vexen: be a good boy now riku: DO. NOT. WANT me: D= nuuuu riku ill save u~ runs over there & sees"uncle diddles"~o.o ok i do not want to be raped by vexen~runs away~ riku: D= dont leave me me: u hav the bat-wing sword thing riku: o yea~looks at vexen~ur gonna get it now bitch >] vexen: o.o~runs away~ riku: yea thats right u run ur lucky axel got to u before i did vexen: its ok ill get marluxia to finish what i started he's got vines to hold u down >] riku: o.O ~runs & hide~

[TheSiaxpuppy]

i live in pedovile and im 15

[disedoo06]

HE KNOWS!!!!!!!!!! THE GUY IN 2D HE KNOWS GET HIM AND RAPE HIM!!!!! XD

[RanMouri82]

Love the little sad face on the house! Good job!

[TheDestinyIslander]

LMFAO! I can see vexen opening a window and screaming "HE KNOWS!!!"

[firewolffammitta]

I GET A SCHOOL!YESH!I SHALL MAKE IT THE BEST SCHOOL IN DA WHOOOOOOLE WORLD!! ANd a whale...Hmn...ILL NAME HIM FRED XD!

[ZombieSkullKhyd23]

I love it when the pedophile thing appears and instantly points to Axel!

[sonicacartoonperson]

lol i want a whale

[xgeorgx]

I don't really like Dane Cook's comedy, but this video is funny and well made :D

[TheOriginalEmoEmu1]

dude I went to the website....freaky shit.

[OpheliaTru]

Dude... I would love to make my own KH version of this skit, but... this video seriously CANNOT be topped. Seriously. Btw, sorry for commenting so much on this vid. XD

[catowner153]

Xigbar's harrison ford!!! :D

[kittyxpowerx12]

EVERYBODY GETS HUMPBACKED WHALEESS!!!!

[Fluffymiyster]

Axel: "Yep, that's true." See...Axel's not lying. 

[Smoresora]

I usually dislike false subtitles, but you had some funny stuff. xD Loved the dots.

[Katcrazy111]

what is the name of the intro?? the frist song of the frist credits..

[ShinkuKuroiBara]

i went to the site and it showed my school! MY SCHOOL!! i was like TT-TT i don't wanna go to school now there are 2 at my school D: there r 23 around me!

[KiriSister]

@ShinkuKuroiBara

LIke he said, DON'T GO TO THAT SITE!

[OpheliaTru]

O_o Dude, I went to that website, and there's a pedophile-tastic dude who was suspected of rape living TEN MINUTES from my house! Seriously dude, Axel DOES. NOT. LIE.!

[darkangel8191]

if you collect all 9 rapist theres get a puzzle on the back LMAO XDDDD

[TSL108]

oh my god...LOL!

i could see him saying this!! :O

u did a great job..oh,and i noticed the opening song (explaining the bad language)

isnt that "When Im Sixty Four" by The Beatles?