Iran Launches Satellite!? gnooze February 4, 2009

[w00tandyay]

i was writing a paper on journalism in iran for one of my classes, and every time i typed "mahmoud ahmadinejad", i sang the little jingle in my head. it made me smile at at 2 am when i was still writing it.

[norelign]

ur awsome! keep it up!

[rezacamando]

realy fun too watch thanks

[mihir1310]

hey , shes got much better hairstyle now than before (:

[doverlin]

Good stuff. Made me laugh.

[healingwise]

FeverIAm sent me...you are fuuuuunnnnnnyyyy!!!! Love it...keep it up! Great job!

[1200chan]

i like me sum russian accent plz

[TuWylde]

not as funny as she thinks...kinda gets annoying after 30 seconds...and more research needs to be done before you try to give world news, ie iran bit very lame...since most of the countries in the u.n supported it...infact russia helped in its making... ... :D now thats actually funny! how off you were AHAHAH ...gg noob

[kianoshaskani]

Thats nice

[carlessants]

Ei Marta!. :-)

I enjoyed the video, it is funny.

But I disagree about lowering taxes. I believe it is a very good idea to reduce taxes.

Regards,

Carles

[mahdi1806]

much of the world responded? are USA and a couple of bullies much of the world? come on baby ... much of the world would laugh at what you just said

[mahdi1806]

Marta! Are all the 30,000 atomic warheads in the USA for peaceful purposes? Or you probably forgot that the USA is the only nation which used nukes against humanity ...and for God's sake dont say that it was done for peaceful purposes or I would feel sick

[mahdi1806]

Your cuteness and beauty was a distraction so I didn't hear much of what you said except the part you said something about my country Iran??? Hope you said something good though ;) ...I forgive you anyway

[chaghar]

my ass pretty. khaye mal.

[Persia7030]

your ecconomy problem is not real,That is just propaganda,its new play of capitalism

[Prince0fThieves]

my out-of-work neighbpur would say otherwise

[DMCVirgil]

have you lost your mind?! since thanksgiving all the jobs in NC have vanished.

[tonylee1973]

what is their satalite supposed to do? their all kinds of satalites up there.(probably too many)

[loya2]

Very funny

[spaceelevators]

Good to hear the Mahmoud song again. I still sing it whenever I hear his name. Gets kinda weird on the bus, but whatever!

[spacestation3]

LOL your the best !!!!! come on man!

[Cliffbrock]

another great show --:)Rod

[robi2000]

Great report.  Next to the Onion , you are a new favorite. I like u better than Jon Stewart.....................

[Cubicleboy04]

What a great, warm and fuzzy end to a good vid! The pleasure's all on this side of the computer screen!

[kalejdoskop123]

i,am from Poland and it s hard for me to comment in english but everything for You:). P.S We also have a crisis in my country but i personaly belife that it s not only US for blame

[Barthek]

If they can put a satelite in space, they can put a warhead any where on the planet with a few minor adjustments. And if they can get a few nukes, then America won't dare invade Iran. So yes, those missiles in a way are for peace. 5 stars as usual.

[mephis]

Or it could be Iran's greatest bluff ever. They don't even have to make any nukes, just show to the world that they can and nobody will try and mess with them.

[AgentTheGreat]

Well, that's a good strategy to keep the peace, don't you think? ;)

[kirtokosseamrica]

america DOES NOT launch, test, research, or fire missiles, doesn't kill anybody, doesn't drop atom bombS, their shit is eatable, their fart doesn't smell, and they are not the empire that bring terror around the world, if you know what i mean

[michaelalbert]

Like you, I have absolutely no ethical issues about 'missiles for peace' or for that matter, 'weapons for tranquility' nor warheads for education. Makes sense to me!

Clyde P. Legg

Hey, come on man, what happened to the Ruski talk, comrada (female comrade), If you try to fight the chip-in-brain driven impulses to bring about the New World Order, we will be forced to disable your iPod and cell within 23 minutes. You may become nauseous. Too bad. Remember, Barry Bonds works for 'us' too.

[metofski]

Cold!

[thegibbshow]

Marta, who could NOT love you? With Iran's gasoline-powered-crank-start launching capabilities, the Iranian's may learn about gravity the hard way. hehe

[zqueenbean]

You amuse me, human female. Really, I laugh out loud.

[Corporations8MyBaby]

the teaser at the top is a GREAT addition. I'm posting these again to my 1000 readers every day.

[SilentGipsyQueen]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad! XD

[Jayvaraman]

Marta! keep it coming, I <3 j00000

[theinsideman]

Love your videos gnooze, we need to start mobilizing and promoting your videos. =)

[MillionthUsername]

I'm so glad that our missiles are used for peaceful purposes. That will set an example for the Iranians.

[Stupidwrthlsboy]

rainbow brite rocks

thanks for the gnooze martha

[Taughtology]

Thank YOU, Marta! The good ol' days aren't past! 2000Great is over, but there's always, uh, th current year! And then the millennium is in DOUBLE DIGITS!

[louis12346]

There is new Hope & Change Yahoo news>Antarctic Meltdown Would Flood Washington, D.C.Washington, D.C., and other coastal U.S. cities could find themselves under several more feet of water than previously predicted if warming temperatures destroy the West Antarctic Ice Sheet, a new study based on a model predicts. Good News finally see there is a GOD Pray For Global Warming & Rain & Floods save the Republic

[mike8494]

Your sweet Marta :-) Mike.......

[jmirahmadi]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa love you, you finally got some news from Iran

[kirtokosseamrica]

who is "much of the world" you mean u.s. england and france

[clearmenser]

Marta, YOU ROCK!!!

[AfricanAnime]

Welcome back!

Sorry for not comment enough, but love the "babe in space" skit you did on this episode....

[pewpewmigoo]

Thanks marta for the light hearted news

[purse88]

bush said he wished he wouldn't have sent troops to Iraq in regrets about his administration...straight from the horses mouth in an international interview

[pukaman2000]

He should regret being born. I'm sure his father regrets it.

[Joseppi2007]

I really enjoy gnooze - it's a light-hearted and funny way to catch up on what's going on in the world.

[Bubba186]

a tax cut would be great...if I had a job...

[albinwonderland]

another great episode marta !

you should do fashion news , I'm sure you could have some hilarious impressions in that regard !

[SE7EN163]

*Mahmoud Ahmadinejad* hats gonna b stuck in my head all day XD

[kirtokosseamrica]

america DOES NOT launch, test, research, or fire missiles, doesn't kill anybody, doesn't drop atom bombS, their shit is eatable, their fart doesn't smell, and they are not the empire that bring terror around the world, if you know what i mean

[supercommie]

Marta is a hottie!

[geoshelewis]

cool rainbow brite shirt

[HuffleThisPuffle]

ooooh so weird, I am wearing that t shirt right now!!!

[drkangravewing]

Great idea - tax brakes on new cars. Does Ford still make the GT and can I use some tax money to get one?

[Rnanubandha]

superb1

[Quindal]

if you want to give me a a tax break follow the constitution and make it illegal to impose an income tax on the population, Again.

I'll settle for not taking 30% of my check at this point...

[motorolarules]

It is not legal now! I recommend watching 'Freedom to Fascism'. This is a very well done documentary

[profesas]

Awesome.

[CallMeNiel]

The president taking responsibility, less cars on the road and the triumphant return of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's song makes for a grand gnooze day.

[mikma]

mikma was here

[GrannyGoatsEars]

I love the mahmoud ahmadinejad jingle :)

and how obama is so honest :)

YEY

[cameronm82]

great episode marta. i really enjoyed this one. YOU ROCK.

[roylionel]

Genius Alert! Up in the Spizzy!

Awesome. Roll on classic Gnooze you keep on getting better. Kudos to comrade B too.

[tak178]

Tax struggles? Daschle DIDN'T PAY HIS TAXES. 140K in TAXES! That would land any of us in jail! Why is this a "struggle" when he simply decided NOT TO PAY THEM?

So Obama "screwed up"? That's what happens when you are woefully unqualified.

Obama + Hope and Change? Methinks not.

[anmoose]

Thank you, Marta. I was much overdue for a dose of Mack Mood I'm a Dinner Jacket. He's been sorely missed. :-)

[artislife13]

hahaha this is one of my favorite shows done by you. "...whats going to happen to our economy when people start financing cars they cant afford again and filling them with gas they cant afford again...... "

thanks for making news not so depressing lol.

[thizizliz]

Rachel Maddow tells us that Iran is better at photoshop than they are at launching and apparently they suck at photoshop. Nice to see you back - I do enjoy your take on the world. :)

[PiFan7]

Your show had a really great energy today. It was a joy to watch. Favorited.

[therealcaptobvious]

wonder if you can get that taxbreak from buying used cars without a loan. Hmmm....Congress, hello!!!

[therealcaptobvious]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is dope. "We're good at launching things, if you know what I mean". Launch our economy dammmit!!!

[holobot]

nice vid

[benjahbreaker]

The world would be a different place today if we had more independent media... Thanks Marta!

[Zarbod]

Stuff!  Great job. Stuff is fun!

[DarkMaverik]

Your entertaining spin on the news makes gnooze my favorite source of information :)

[scottmhoward]

yay! Glad you enjoy being back into the swing of things! And look! 2 shows down already and it's only WEDNESDAY! ;)

[saminnyc]

The Mahmoud jingle is back! Awesome.

Glad you're back, Marta.

[P00P0STER0US]

I take full responsibility for my mistakes as a commenter. My choice of comments was in error. I accept this, and I ask that you will continue to support me and work with me through this challenging time while I adjust my comments and attempt to develop a stronger and more intelligent comment portfolio. Thank you. And by the way, I love your videos again this week.

[hounddog21]

If Obama screwed up then maybe he needs to step down.

[TandEeesDad]

Thx for all your hard work Marta and the dozens of behind the scenes peeps!

[Billy982810]

Hey,, more

[Moviebro]

More Marta!

[practicalmagic9]

go for three! GO...GO....GO!

[bu0sultan]

viva islamic republic of iran!!!

[Pipistrello]

Aw, look at you peekin' over the 4th wall at the end. *big hug*

[AJAX556]

And that car deduction only applies to those that make under around $125,000 a year.

So it's a guarantee more loans on those that can't repay will be out there.

[librano]

Mahmood Ahmedinajad!!! I just love that jingle!

[AskCarrieLee]

Me too, someone said his name on the news and my husband and I just looked at each other and sang the jingle! :)

[librano]

haha awesome! they should do that in the UN or something haha

[andreous7]

Common Man.

We love you :-)

[HaleyMary]

I love the music you use for when you say the name of that Ahmadinejad guy.

[Northern5tar]

A discount clone... :{

They might be cutting some corners there. Like Buster 2.0 looks good and all when you pick it up but when you get home you learn it keeps running into walls.

[redbrest]

Loved the iran part of show,

I make you feel good ?

That's nice.

You make me feel good about things i SHOULDN'T Feel good about.

I guess that's good, isn't it ?

Thanks girl 5 stars

[chena3]

lets take up a collection and clone the funnie girl

we can get twice as many videos that way

just a thought ,,,

hey it's freaking -36 below

cut me a brerak ...

woof ...

[ujdo]

Don't worry about the launching, Worry about the reentry!

[rhymingwithoranges]

I may not comment much any more, but i still watch avidly and miss you very much when you're gone.

you are always supurb

:)

[kalaway]

you go up ↑ the economy goes down ↓

[grahammoorhead]

I can live with that! :D up up up!

[jdjdbig]

I really enjoy hearing you say that you really enjoy doing the show!

I also really enjoy your T-shirt selections!

OK, I'm just gonna say it... I enjoy everything about the Gnooze!

[qiranger]

Back and doing it great....

Thanks for using the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad music! I miss it!

[Qwijebo]

That's it I'm packing my bags and moving to the Antarctic. I hear house prices down there are very reasonable and I don't need a car. But I do hear that Wal-Mart will soon be opening up a store down there.

[WeskJago]

you're welcome. and thank YOU for giving me a reason to keep checking for updates :P

[cyberspy034]

intro=should be shorter.... aside from that, great job

[jettbugg]

Nice to see you, too!

[TheDemonPazuzu]

I want to clone my dog Smokey, who was my favotie Australian Sheppard. Then I want to clone myself so that I can have my brain transplanted into my new body so that I can live for all eternity!

[theDave1956]

I think it's time for a 2-fer..... Next time Iran or North Korea test launches one of these threatening missiles, we should test launch one of our boost phase missile intercepters.

[lcc1211]

More Marta Makes Me Mondo Merry!

[SonomaDave1]

Speaking of a thesaurus, whats the word for the sound that Bush makes with his pointer guns? Peow, or something? And, now that hes gone from the front burner, isnt there some way you can work that peow peow peow into the script? I for one, miss that and liked your (almost) slip into it, in the last vid.

[mousepotato64]

Thanks for making us blondes look good Marta!

[FeverIAm]

Marta - check my video watch?v=d5NUrlHUvUU. Are you aware New Hampshire and Arizona have put sent their respective middle fingers to washington.

Peace

[blueisland1019]

Well it's good to have you back too.

[darkkittycry]

50,000? Must be an awesome dog. Hopefully they can fix problems that killed the first version of the dog. DNA manipulation and stuff.

[Julivargas13]

Awesome... as always!

Great Job!

[comicmadnesss]

great job!

[spacebroom]

As always, love the Gnooze.

[tophtheninjapirate]

I didn't realise how sad I was you weren't posting until you started posting again.

You're really awesome.

I don't watch the news, it's boring. The gnooze is way better. :)

[skinnysociety]

We love you Marta =)

[RogueBlueJay]

I really like obama for admitting that he made a mistake, pretending you are perfect due to pride is the WORST mistake a leader can make, you end up continuing with your mistake just to save face...

Hence the iraq war!

Love the vid as always loled on the Iranian theme music thing!

[shotsoldier]

AWSOME AS ALWAYS

Thanks Marta for posting