Two Guys Who Fail At Life

[RIPPBLADE]

blacks all they do is steal

[iCHARRLZ]

Criminals: I'M GONNA ROB YOU!

Clerk: No you're not

Criminals: ok...

[whatsgoingon07]

maybe someone farted and it smelled really bad outside

[amrr18]

dumb fucks, lets rob this store , wat duh the door is locked, other robber it opens at 9, it's only 8, dam my yellow watch did not change for daylight saving time.

[flirtybirdy69]

i gues the ckerk had a sick day

they'll be bak tmorw..no worries

[Pearl6191]

i can't stand lazy robbers! I mean, really, open the doors yourself!! :D

[AwsomeAthiest]

Excuse me could you get the door so we can rob you hahaha

[Elsaypas]

Animal, c le ultramar de montréal nord? cette porte me dit quelque chose

[SuperJADEN23]

lmfaoooo i want 2 noe who would open the door u most be wild dumm and have the balls 2 open :'D "ohh i need to buy something can you open plz oh no swwy store close" lmfaoo dick head

[Downzy2019]

haha what was they expecting "erm ok ill let you in" dumbass'

[bongboy6969]

his shop must be in a shitty part of town.......

[robert16902008]

gonna open the door m8 i need knew blades 4 my knife!

[mcnabj]

groids

[stlom015]

hey open up we wanna rob you.

na not today i dont feel good.

oh shit my bad. alright take care

[uDie2Nit3]

open this door plz i wanna buy. no go away. okay =( hahahaha

[Rocksolidvb]

how many times has som1 tryed to rob tht

[joecarter2727]

maybe that was a good thing cant get arrested for what you didnt do ;)

[SlimShady007007]

i wouldnt give a fuck. put a gun to my face your gonna get your face blown off. hell send me to prison i know i did right.

[adannie]

You're a tough guy aren't you? No, you're a faggot.

[SlimShady007007]

no im not a tough guy but if a guy tried to mug you and pointed a gun at your face what would you do? your a tough guy huh..

[adannie]

This isn't about what I would do if this particular predicament occured, Mr. "SlimShady". One more thing, stop trying to call me a tough guy when I haven't even implied anything towards that specific area. Go back to "blowing their face off", jailbait.

[SlimShady007007]

yea i asked you a question, then i assumed your answer would be "shoot them before they shoot me" like any person would do, and if that makes me a tough guy then all of us are tough guys for protecting ourselves.

[adannie]

How can you assume every person would shoot the gun holder before they shoot them? Speak for yourself rather than everyone else, imbecile. This now makes your statement buncombe.

[SlimShady007007]

ok well what would you do? cry and give them everything and pray they dont kill you?

[adannie]

Sure, but you'll never know.

[SlimShady007007]

you a Nazi or somthing? i looked at your channel and damn u talkin to som racist people..

[adannie]

No, I'm not a Nazi.

The people who are pathetically trying to insult me on my channel's comment section are just a bunch of people I've pissed off.

[SlimShady007007]

dont piss to many people off, you dont know how to defend yourself.

[adannie]

Please elaborate, sir. I think I've been defending myself quite well. Oh no, I'm a tough guy now.

[barrett7212]

fail.

[RatongaBruiser]

O.o Must have freaked you out a little. Hah, they look so serious trying to get you to open the door, too.

[TheAgonyOfVictory]

my balls are sweaty

[s3121145]

lol nice thanks for sharing

[jamisvu]

Are you blind? Of course their black. Get the white semen out of your eyes.

[ab3k1nz]

hey mate open the door im going to rob and stab you

[Cjarker]

Luck...but realy funny xD

[jacobpov]

hahah Hard job hope they pay you much for keeping the shop secured !

[djstarman3]

loool c:

[faking182]

fail at life , ahah what a hillarious prhase

[InternetPerv]

its over used and lame.

[VegensRCows]

coming from a guy who spends his live on the internet...perv.

[ab3k1nz]

you cant see any of their skin.. they could be asian white or brown not just black

[Palirose09]

yes u can see their skin. they are both black guys only half their face is covered.

[kjellcl320]

GF ALOT

[bombilla42]

Epic. Fail.

[adonara69]

lol OceaNS 2

[ZottenKerel]

Now we know why Ocean's 2 never made it to the cinemas.

[Mintybreath50]

I thought it did?

[ZottenKerel]

^ Didn't get it.

[GrowTheCaine]

LMAO!!! good call........

[jii0iij]

armed robbery fail?

[finaler666]

video player is messed up

[khelar4life]

robber: open the door

clerk: no way

robber;plz

clerk; nope

robber to the other dude; k lets go back to the drawing board

[xhollimcrgirlx]

Lmfao! Yeah, right.

Biggest pair of morons I've ever seen I think!

[AnimalDelos]

omg dude, I just read this comment and it made my day, I so should have one of my friends make that into a comic XD

[idodachachaa]

did they have squirt guns?

[kevendaking]

wtf? it dont work!

[DanielTheWanderer]

What a pair of professional failers :-)

[juss4me1234]

omg, the dude's pointing at the door like 'dude, do you mind getting this door so I can rob you'? Pleaseeee lol

[zordone]

lol

[godzillaislarge]

lol the yellow thing looked like a small water gun O_O

[AnimalDelos]

it was a plastic bag from giant tiger

[godzillaislarge]

hahaha

[forensicpsychology]

Robber: "Open the door so I can rob you!"

Idiot.

[annamoradi]

robber:"open this door or ill come in"

shop keeper:"go for it :/"

robber:"ermm... BRB"

[maxpullara1]

They probably just took it out on the elderly now!

[Tigers828]

lol you can just tell these two poured the most part of 3 days planning and scoping the place out. ("Drat, failed by a door" *kills slef*) lol stupid robbers.

[XxDeviVasquezxX]

xD

Retards...

[boondock615]

Haha, these guys lost the game.

I love how he points at the door and goes..."Umm dude can you open the door?"

[DarthMink]

what did he have in his hand? the yellow thing.

[crshh]

I think it was a utility knife.

[AnimalDelos]

plastic bag from giant tiger

[camui87]

I just saw your other video "Why not just go to the back door, idiot?"...Was this the only two times your gas station's been robbed?

[AnimalDelos]

No there's been other times, these are just the two most recent and in which I was able to get the footages, two other times happened before I worked there, and one time happened during a power outage and our cameras were down.

[daveywaveydave]

robber :"open the door now"

shop keeper: "err nah im good"

robber :"why what are you afraid of, oh my mask thats nothing i just suffer badly from allergies".

[JPOC226]

WHAT COSTS 10 CENTS!!??

[burntbrowniez]

lol i was thinking the same thing.

[salehhauter2007]

i believe it say 10 cents per pound there an "ib" right under the cebts sign!

[shortyorty]

lol wat idiots u think?

[geoffreyphilip]

You must have balls of steel to work in that dangerous place.

[AnimalDelos]

I wish I lived in the US where clerks are allowed to have guns and blow away anyone who even threatens them(be it finger in the jacket or actual gun) in which case it's self-defense and a service to the community by getting another scumbag off the streets. In Canada you do that and you go to jail for 5 consecutive life sentences for assault with a deadly weapon, murder 1, etc.

[AnimalDelos]

Even if your are protecting your own life and defending yourself and etc. It's truly a messed up law system up here.

[Jarek4]

where the fuck do you live? texas? i live in the nw, you shoot someone even if you are in the right, you have serious issues with the government, someone could be pointing a loaded shotgun at you, you shoot them and they die cause that's self defense you are technically in the right there, than you go to jail? what kind of crap is that

[AnimalDelos]

no, Texas says if someone even threatens you as a clerk with their finger you have every right to pull a .357 and blow them away, I live in Canada, where our laws protect criminals more than us

[Jarek4]

Yup, that's exactly how it is here in portland, or

[Toadsanime]

Same kind of problem here in the UK, then.

In England, if someone breaks into your house with a gun and you hurt them in self-defence you get in trouble for it. Also, if they haven't taken anything or hurt anyone yet the police can't come and do anything.

[kakarot1234567891234]

SAME MAN, I live in Canada, MAN our laws are SO WHACK at times, Its easier to get a REAL gun into the Country than a FAKE AIRSOFT gun Canada has retarded Gun Laws lol

[XkobyX]

@Jarek4 American Justice buddy.. welcome to communism

[orelpapsmearist]

now that`s fucked up....thats just pure idiocy

[joedawg9]

OK, can we stop with the racist comments and just agree that those would-be robbers are n00bs?

What you should have done is said "gimme a minute" and called the cops :)

[Dbeasts101]

Omg, racist.

[theredpill99]

just quit that job...it's not worth all this, man...

[bigjimmyv]

thats a rather racist thing to say!

[0Rick0]

Of course, black guys! Gee, that's a surprise. The fucks are wearing masks and they still want you to open the door? Man, their Florida State education really showed there, eh!

[ardvark55555]

man shut yo cracker jacker asser upper?? na' mean?

[0Rick0]

Cracker? What's a cracker? And don't say it's someone that's white. You tell me why is it that blacks call whites "crackers".

[ardvark55555]

bcuz they smell, taste, n look like crackers

[0Rick0]

(1) Learn how to spell. (2) Get an education. (3) Are you one of the masked black guys?

[ardvark55555]

Well yes I might be one of those black males. Is this going to be a problem, old chap? I do have an education, I went to Cornell unlike you!

[0Rick0]

That's more like it! See how blacks act when they're around non-blacks? Cornell. Isn't that the school they filmed STOPM THE YARD?

[ardvark55555]

nope, ur a fuckin dirty stupid mexican arent u?

[mississauga5litre]

lol stupid morons "yo yo open the door!"

oooooooooooooooooookay