My Goldeneye Max stat stunt (A tribute to the Anderson Silva of romance))

[DarwenLane]

Finally beat this level on Max Stats but could never have done it the way Undercoverfilmer00v did it. Just haven't got the patience for it!

[BuddhaMaster84]

DOES SLAPPING IN THE HEAD ACTUALLY TAKE MORE DAMAGE THAN THE BODY, I ALWAYS WONDER!

[BuddhaMaster84]

I bet I would beat the game in this mode, I played Goldeneye 64 so much I got all cheats which is almost impossible on Facility and the other map. I dreamt about the sounds and the music. And I got the skill editor, but I don't remember how hard or far I would advance in MAX

[BuddhaMaster84]

you have to try to hide behind that guy *pimp slapping the hell out of THIS GUY*

[BuddhaMaster84]

the recording quality looks very spyish, almost like an stylistic spy vision effect

[Mentaktar]

Great attempts, I admire you persistance.

[undercoverfilmer00v]

It's funny. I had a video response ready for you where I pointed the camera at your video on my screen and commentated on your stunt attempts, commentary, tips, and even on the topic of romance, but when I got done and checked the tape, nothing had been recorded. Seems my main camera mysteriously lost the ability to record and playback video again. Maybe it just needs a cleaning cassette, or maybe broken. But in either case, this has to be a sign of some type. Sign #252 related to Kara?

[undercoverfilmer00v]

(cont 2)

So I'm going to just leave that idea alone. I could use my backup cam and it would be slightly less quality, but I'm going to go with what works. I just hope I'm not alone here. That would SO SUCK if I was the only one of the two of us getting stuff like this happening on a regular basis. Like really. I was NOT KIDDING when I said in the "Is My Training Finally Over?" video that the man upstairs put more into this than I ever did. It's bizzare. It was a fun commentary too.

[undercoverfilmer00v]

(cont 3, last)

But anyway, thanks for making it. You got lucky several times. And there were some hilarious things I was screaming at you. I liked involving Golden Guns. Maybe that's where I messed up. Comparing my approach to relationships to being "The Man with the Golden Gun". Oh well. I'll just keep that one in the holster (pun intended), like so many other romantic weapons in my arsenal (again intended). I'll keep sharpening that one bullet. Do I need to say more?

[PortalOfTruth]

@undercoverfilmer00v Aww damn! I was getting all excited to get a video response from you! Oh well, maybe some other time. Hopefully that backup camera will work because I'd love to hear your commentaries on my attempt at a GE stunt. I laughed at your weapon/relationship metaphors. It actually makes sense, in a metaphorical way. I suggest you try the Klobb, since you can pretty much keep on hitting the target without worrying about their death!

[undercoverfilmer00v]

@PortalOfTruth

You know, I think I know what would get the GE idiots to finally leave me alone and realize that I'm more than just a GE stunt man. I should come up with a new idea for a GE stunt called the "Kara-stunt", where the objective is to complete a level in maxstats with only the Golden Gun cheat on (and max ammo for it), and you have to get through it by shooting every enemy in the heart with only ONE golden bullet per enemy.

[undercoverfilmer00v]

@PortalOfTruth (cont 2)

The reason that would be called the "Kara-stunt" is because it's kinda like me and my approach to her. You have to be the man with the golden gun, only one golden bullet in that gun, you have to pick the BEST possible target to shoot at, and then, you have to shoot for only ONE part of that target, the heart, the one that matters the most. That means your target has to have a REALLY big heart, and you have to put a whole lot of care into shooting for it. That's her.

[undercoverfilmer00v]

@PortalOfTruth (cont 3)

Unfortunately though, the game stats don't count "heart shots", so you'd have have to go by "body shots" and assume they're all heart. So to complete the Kara-stunt successfully, you'd have to get through the level perfectly, you'd need need 100% body shots, and your body shot total would have to be identical with the "kill shot" total. And you can't shoot anyone in the back either. No cheap stuff. Because the theme with her was "Do everything right".

[undercoverfilmer00v]

@PortalOfTruth (cont 4, last)

That's the idea. (Don't actually do it just yet though. I'm afraid of embarrassing her with this one)

Seriously though, I think just learning the RULES for this stunt would get the idiots to pay attention to more than just gaming for once. Like how to treat women, people, relationships. Maybe it would wake them up and get them to look at the world the same way I have since meeting her and fighting for her. This is how I am now, and I can't turn it off. I love it.