How to know if your a noob in paintball

[koolpop97]

Your like 12

[purpledwarf69]

lose weight



[purpledwarf69]

wana give me your egg?

[BloodThunda]

omg this is so retarded ,i though this would help me cuz i just started paintball ,its just some kids fucking around on youtube

[TheCharliesayer]

How to know if you're a shitty fat spoiled bitch*. 

[airsoft310]

paintball bender



[TTGyourdad]

The kid probably has a 98-custom and sucks cock at paintball

[Duncandmc13]

@TTGyourdad no his parents buy him egos and really nice dye stuff but he still sucks cock

[paintbalbforlife1000]

@TTGyourdad hehe igsactly

[paintbalbforlife1000]

hey kid i bet u i could make u cry by shoting u with ur planet eclips.

[jcewart123]

dude i r u outside or something or are u just so tired from holding the camera that u r actually hving trouble breathing

[AlariktheWhizzKid]

I know until i saw u face that u a fat ass noob dude!

[airsoftandmilitary]

Hmm fatass and get a life

[newtsareamazing]

Mommy loves you very much

[PaintballinItUpIowa]

WTF kid... why do you keep deleteing my comments I keep getting hundreds of like's on my comments about you being fat



[RETCF]

if you dont like the gun that much ill take it ....hell

[fredoabdoe]

your fat



[stewie0602]

ur a noob when u make a video on ways to know ur a noob

[paypay263]

Nice guns but you guys are not funny

[isaacbmx27]

You are the noob dumasa

[MagicDivinity]

Simple way to tell if ur a noob at paintball is if ur 12 ur 300 pounds and u sound like a fag ... oh wait

[MagicPogostick]

@MagicDivinity and spoiled as hell

[tj67524]

How to tell if you are a noob at paintball???????? Youre the noobs.

[SloppySardine]

MAN THE HARPOONS!

[YourMotherSaysHi]

you know your a noob if you look and act like THIS FATASS BITCH that tries to be viral on youtube.... I'm done lol

[nightraidernow]

Dude just take the video down this must be embarrassing for you and i guess your noob because you basically explained yourself."and you laugh like a queer"

[ult1mat3fa1l]

Ur fucked and fat horible vid btw

[mjmccoy89]

your a noob

[irelandspope]

this is fuckin retarded just take down fuck up.

[sneekymykey]

Nice gravity hopper fat ass

[impending9Cord]

you ugly you ugly AND FAT

[SurfFitzsimmons]

haha its funny because he is fat!!

[mac119ify]

your fat

[reaper18331]

Ill be first to say it....if you actually played paintball you wouldnt look like the chubby cuppy cale boy

[xxSuck4Luckxx]

Lpjuicebox ur hillarious! Storing nuts for the winter.

[zZomBiieAttacK1456]

" its like purple " kid in pre-k i learned that color was blue!

[snoW1232123432]

Haha the hopper on his last gun is backwards

[theblufintuna]

this is one of the worst youtube videos i have ever seen.

[Tekdiver1981]

Q: How to know if your a noob in paintball ?

A: Make stupid video about How to know if your a noob in paintball ! 

[Monstrous10]

@Tekdiver1981 so TRUE LOL

[Tekdiver1981]

@Monstrous10 Condoms protect.... *g*

[hansho13]

How to know if your a noob in paintball:

you make this video

[a1pirate6]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who let the fucking trolls out!!!!!!!!!!!

[ParkesAndrewGunnell]

Stop making videos before you kill us all!!!!

[the1997beast]

btw u got no use for a cup you dont have to worry oabout protecting anything

[the1997beast]

wow u think wearing a cup in paintball is noobish dude its called protecting your assets lol ur fat and and suck at painball

[paintballer101000]

you both are girls

[paintballer101000]

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[paintballer101000]

i bet you both have never got shot by paint balls and the first gun you showed is a planet eclipes its like almost top of the line gun kinda and you both are noobs big time and i bet you never have roden a dirt bike you gay muntent

[4nierm1chael]

a guy said to the other guy "can I see ur cup, woah thats a big cup" GAY

[LPJuicebox]

Whats wrong with your voices... And especially your fucking cheeks...You storing nuts for the winter?

[paintballer101000]

@LPJuicebox i really agree with you

[TheToughGamer]

dirt bike rider my ass

[dirtbikehero450]

u have probably played paintball once and now think ur cool

[AJCospa]

Noob: become a fat annoying Ginger and make a 9 minute video.

[walkingturret3]

fa(t)gget 

[luvgamesmorethanu]

you know your a noob if your fat like you fatty

[paintballwizz36063zz]

pretty tiny like ur pe pe

[AJsfree2toke]

Jesus its just kids making a video, give em a break, jesus people can be so mean on the internet.

[ThePAINTBALLER1023]

Noob

[amorisroma]

you suck

[paul6705]

2: 28Planet Eclipse Ego, Invert Mini, Spyder Xtra, and what the fuck is the fourth gun.

[DaShinigamikun]

GORDO OBESO BASTARDO!!!!

[lbarrati]

you know your a noob when your 5 years old and wear nerf vests and sound like a girl and wear gay sweatpants

[boogyman240]

Dude ur a noob in paintball cant run for shit and u pussies are afraid of pain u have to forget the pain element unless u just gonna hide in back of the field doing shit for ur team

[muttonchopswitcello]

When you can run a mile in 6:00 minutes, swim a 500 meter in the same time, and shoot something that requires skill, e.g. a 100 pound bow, then you can call a person a "noob"

[chicagocubsbaseball1]

No, you know when ur a noob when your parents buy you a shhit load of equitment....... U guys arent noobs-----Ohh wait.....

[THESoloBeast]

u say the word noob should be number 1

[crackdowntown]

Ill make a how to know if your a fat ass just for you ok?

[crackdowntown]

Damn you guys are rich

[875313379043]

we all know this guy is probably the best paintballer in the world

[majorstuped]

Fuck fat ass nerds

[liamneilcullen]

How to know if your a noob at paintball....... If you look like him and if you can barely talk

[cooperpaintballer]

Wow u are a noob!!!!!!!

[rippinitreal]

Wow pathetic. He has an ego and a mini?! And he hates the ego?! Screw you man. You hate it right? So sell it to me. Bet u ill get more kills than you ever would.

[DrBEAVIS596]

@rippinitreal u know ur a noob if u get someone out and call it a kill

[NinjaAssasinsPB]

If you don't like the ego I'll be glad to take it off your hands for you

[MrHockeyrocks15]

you suck fat ass hole

[alextheawsome100]

who the fuck would like this shit

[TwoSecondsToGo]

you know your a noob when you post a video about how to tell if you are one

[CobraPaintballClub]

ur a noob if ur name is dirtbike rider

[Evectoscope]

your llike 10

[crysisgamefan2]

@Evectoscope you're*

[Evectoscope]

@crysisgamefan2 wow you corrected my spelling mistake big guy you are.... i know 8 year olds who can do that pathetic little bitch

[carjmanu5]

its funny cuz ur a noob too u brat

[LoKoLKKK]

a noob like you

[mnoutdoors1]

how to know if you are a red neck watch this vid

[iamdictatorpo]

this is how you know if you're a noob in paintball... if you are a spoiled kid who is bad at paintball and made a video about this

[bluedevil437]

this might be the worst video ive ever seen

[100planeguy]

"how to know if your a noob in paint ball" if your like this guy. kid be quiet you know nothing about paintball

[BaseballBomber69]

i like how i looked like the little kid hes taping when i first started and i still woulda kicked this kids ass

[PaintballinItUpIowa]

wow bitch deleted my comment it had 93 likes WTF!!!

[the1997beast]

@PaintballinItUpIowa what was it?

[BenDover1151]

worst 3 seconds of my life.

[talibanos1000]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­b

[Paulmarti]

Wow, you're a little fat fucking faggot. Congrats to your parents for raising a little fat fuck

[MrCoolrpg123]

U fucking fat bicth

[chris2122100]

U shouldn't go around laughing at a kid smaller than you... cause i bet u cant even run on the field.

[DaRkAgesF12]

HE HAS MORE ROLES THEN A BAKERY!!!!!

[MusicVideoDownloade]

Who did what go4wsu did?

please dont like that shit is gay

[ajonz9213]

dirty fucking bitch. ur parents are push overs. got u an ego 10 wtf. guess they have to give u hope at something....

[spencer4100]

lol its going to take rebeccas place for #1 most disliked

[JakeAoTK]

I felt really sad and felt bad for the kid....till i saw an ego and invert mini.....this better be a joke.....or else this is really sad.

[MW2Baillistick]

You play halo too much

[JustKiddingJKTV]

Really I doubt you a noob when you have an invert mini and a planet eclipse ego

[weeman19021]

how do u know if ur a nooob in paintball ur a ;ittle rich kid

[llrap21]

GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

[ThePBprodigy]

you know how i know your a noob? Because you made this video....

[go4wsu]

saw 2 seconds of the video..... paused..... disliked.... comment..... moved on to a better video..... this is how you regain your sanity after seeing this shit

[wierdasskids]

@go4wsu that is exactly wat i did o and fuckin little 7 year old stop making vids u faggot

[ShadowCloud04]

Stop ripping on the kid even if the videos are idiotic their is no point to muddy up the image of our beautiful sport.

[foxracingcrazy]

I saw one u

[Lilnandoracing33]

i guess 4 people are still trying to found out if thier noobs and 102 people already know thier not noobs :)

[StinkyTurban]

Aww mommy bought you an ego how cute

[colinrox13]

that was an invert mini and thats your second least favorite marker?

[TheePostFear]

How Bout Your Proably A Noob In PaintBall Yuh Fat Little Kid

[sickndboy]

you kno ur a noob wen ur name is dirtbike rider

[Jinxx513]

@sickndboy i was so gonna say that......then i saw your comment and was like danm x.x

[sickndboy]

@Jinxx513 lmao thts y i was scrolling down the comments and i was like YESS

[Jinxx513]

@sickndboy lol

[chasefilming]

i hate qwaps

[techdecksucks69]

AND STUFF WILL COME IN TIME shame on you the creator of this video

[techdecksucks69]

its really sad what he did and i am disgusted to say i play the same sport as him because the helmet foam happened to me but i learned shoes used to wear running sneakers now cleats everything is progress and stuff comes in time paintball is very expensive and i am glad that i was fortunate enough to have a co2 tank grav hopper and a tippy and standard mask now the year passed and my set up is now ego 8 rotor 68/4500 and events all Planet eclipse clothing... as i said work hard promote paintball

[techdecksucks69]

i am now 16 and bought an ego 8 brand new in December of 08 i worked my ass off but before that i had an ion and before that i had a 98 custom... i had literally a rental set up and its kind of sad how he is literally making fun of kids who cant afford minis and egos and eteks... its real sad... this sport isnt about making fun of people who have less stuff then you... i know when im at my field and a kid goes nice gun i say wanna try it out... im here to promote paintball not push people away

[Sakoguy101]

this guy is a fucking noob he doesnt even know what hes talking about i hate noobs that do that lets take this to the real field little bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb up to rape this kid in real paintball

[doulikecamping]

Look at these little fuckers with their shitty ass gun (except your dads ego) get a dm11 and then i talk to u

[sethramirez]

It matter*

[sethramirez]

Does if his parents bought his stuff? It's their money and their son they should be able to.

[grimboi64]

Dirtbiker i really hope you know your a spoiled brat. honestly, im 14 and i pay for my own stuff, i have an invert mini. but i would kill for an ego, but you know my parents actually dont spoil me, and really tell your mommy and daddy to go fuck themselves.

[miniuser1]

@grimboi64 same for me man im 14 and got a mini worked like shit to get the money for it and i hate when i see the kids at my field that are like ten and have egos just becuz there parents buy all there shit

[FilmingforPonceinlet]

@grimboi64 yea man a agree i work my ass off its called working hard for a sport you love it took months to get spyder agressor and a alpha black i would kill for his guns

[crazyhobo97]

He tries to be funny and sarcastic with the ego but it realy just shows how spoiled this little sh%# is

[xXF3aRClanXx]

You two probaly finger each other then jizz in a cup then put it in each others cereal

[ReneHK2727]

Fat fags.

[THEZESTIFY]

there should be a weight limit for paintball

[TheJmann12]

I don't know or not but you're fat.

[ShotsPB]

u wanna know how to know if ur a noob, just fucking looking look in the damn mirror fat fucks!

i hate kids llike u

[MLGexpert]

dont call him a noob your a noob for watching this

[pbwreckage]

you know youre a noob when you dress your sister up in your paintball clothes and say egos suck

[xXbrzXx]

fat fuck

[H2KSileNT]

wtf haha thats so stupid ur a noob

[Truggy811]

UR A NOOB

[zackron11]

you remind me of caboose from rvb btw thtsa bad

[oscarnaruto101]

ha ha c cup :)

[Grunicke90]

go back to your kindergarten !!!!!!!!!!!!



[getatsteph23]

if u have bagges closed its a better chance to bounce off of u then bust

[SuburbanAirsoftTeam]

why the fuck is a noob telling us how not to be a noob

[joshfoley29]

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR A NOOB IN PAINTBALL JUST DONT ACT LIKE ME

[GamingWarfare115]

ur fat i mean a noob

[MarineMike97]

why are are you fat...



[kellikel13]

if ur names dirtbikerider...... fuckin noob

[poncpa1]

You need a smaller cup ......

[nate5000123]

of course u have nerf stuff u fat kid!!!

[ReFLeXG4M1NG]

dude ur an idiot u fat fag

[rebok623]

lol Nerf

[DPG4REVIEW]

@rebok623 for some reason i want to wear a nerf vest at a field now..

[Thirteenthhades]

your a noob look at the crotch the camer man is gayy

[Thirteenthhades]

your a noob

[Famous219Paintball]

You become this kid

[LongIslandPB]

I think we all know just by watching this video bud. No offense.

[MrBent22]

your not a noob at being fat

[AstrosBaseball17]

@MrBent22 actually he's pretty good at doing that

[xXModdedKillaXa]

Its ok he made this video for himself.

[ipp21]

dont be a fat noob

[ValeSnipin]

your a fat fuck

[BurntToasteh]

Wait, you AREN'T a girl?

[PaintballinItUpIowa]

hey you should post a video on how to be fat cause it looks like you pretty good at that

[myusernamedoesntend]

@PaintballinItUpIowa LOL

[slayer15o]

What's up fat ass

[hockeyallstar1771]

your a noob if you look like the kid or thing in the beginning, fat, ugly, spoiles, and annoying



[blackhawkanimator]

stick to riding dirt bikes (and did you know friggen is spelled friggen not fricken)

[DANGEROUSx69]

this is fucken stupid

[thepwn23]

Noob

[PBZeno]

wow u guys r the noobs