Shit Nobody Black Says

[Becla12]

I love ur vids u no that! Lol how do I find u on twitter still new @ it and if I follow u u follow me deal? Lmao

[sHAd0W11591]

What the hell I thought it was Rampage from the thumbnail XD

[tsluva21]

wayne brady was funny before chappell show & i'm black lol

[PorterCBRS29]

CB/KR Donterrious Porter NFL prospect

[mbbrwr]

haha well done sir

[719n30track]

fuck bill o'reilly

[OGthecritic]

lmao this shit is funny.. too much ass? lol

[misskelly007]

I actually like Barry Manilow, would love to go to his concert.

[airgordan000]

Duuuudddeee that barbershop comment is true. I will literally wait for hours to get my barber!

[JazzyEll]

I love bruce springstein. I loved friends and watch the reruns. Whatever...lol.

[FrivolousShara]

Bahaha

[Jenelle38]

LMAO thumbs up for Bruce Springsteen reference. Black people don't like B.S.

[PreppiePrettyBoy]

~P.B.M~

[moshpotpaul]

Love it!

[stillafly]

"that new josh groban album is jammin" LOL.

[Missbrita]

LMFAO when you said "I dont even want my income tax check" I laughed so hard I woke my kid up

[NellChenoweth]

@Missbrita i spit out my juice when he said that.

[jmsic33]

LOL "you can call me nigguh" good one

[FROMANJEFF44]

hahahah GREAT. keep up the vids.

[Jaye3rd89]

I'm black and admit I've actually said:

Micheal Vick deserved to go jail...

Someone get the dog in the house

Put on Fox News.

lmao!

[6treytrey9]

lmao!!!!

[lynettabrazil]

I have never laughed so hard in my life I loved this

[cheesydarkside]

The last one is brilliant

[bmhornet2015]

haha this is so funny, except for the part about soccer cause im black and i play soccer lol

[shanayphoenix]

Omg, that pumpkin pie vs. sweet potato pie stuff is so true!

[anotherstreetskater]

haaa nigga this shit funny af bob is cool man u can call me nigga my white friends allways be askin me if they can say nigga smh

[thenatiy13]

"NIGGA NICK CANNON IS DOPE" i died laughin'

[jayjay516]

Hilarious I had to pause halfway thru shit was 2 funny

[mr74tx9]

no nigger ever said, we shoudnt have robb that store its the only 1 in the hood!!!

[Lilonescc]

KONY 2012

[freein2339]

Actually the rest of this vid is funny and true....

[freein2339]

Tupac was whack...just like the rest of the rappers....lol

[mr74tx9]

@freein2339 thanks god his own homies killed that peice of shit!!!

[freein2339]

@mr74tx9 I won't go that far Adolf...unless he was a student at Columbine ...

[mr74tx9]

@freein2339 r u kidding me malcolm??? his own ppl killed him, r u saying is was a drive by with white guys?? lol!! white guy dont do that, we are civil not beasts!!!

[WJGREGORIOS]

lmao NIGGA NICK CANNON IS DOPE!

[woohyukikkoku]

josh groban, LMAO!!!

[nramesh83]

Yay! I won a starbucks gift card!!

[attackfighter]

UNCLE TOM RAYDAR OFF THE CHARTS CAPTAIN

[abundantlycleared]

"put it on fox news right quick, it's almost time for the o'reilly factor" hahaha

[FiyahAndy]

@abundantlycleared I need my O'reilly fix, don't judge me! lol.

[ikixo]

lmao, way awesome.

[FiyahAndy]

@ikixo Thanks, hope you subscribe :-)

[ho493800]

WHY WOULD I STEAL MY NEIGHBORS CABLE?? LMFAO

[FiyahAndy]

@ho493800 Valid question lol.

[Becla12]

Love it!!!!!

[FiyahAndy]

@Becla12 Thanks, hope you subscribe :-)

[okgo43]

YES! the barber shop is packed!

[FiyahAndy]

@okgo43 That's never a good time lol.

[cobraboy1100]

Lol!

[badboisuga]

That Church ain't long enough shit is universal though man!~ This vid is dope!

[FiyahAndy]

@badboisuga All races have super long church services? Wow, I really had no idea lol.

[donlapcam]

Very funny we need more humor likes this in the world!!!

[FiyahAndy]

@donlapcam Go ahead & subscribe then, there's plenty more comedy where that came from!

[THEDISCIPL3]

get this shit sponsored so the cash will flow in

[FiyahAndy]

@THEDISCIPL3 I got my ads going, but I need more content, some more hit videos...oh yeah & partnership so I can get paid for my view as well lol.

[MrGamerFantastics]

"Man church just isn't long enough"

THAT'S EXACTLY WAT A BLACK WOULDN'T SAY!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[FiyahAndy]

@MrGamerFantastics Pretty much, especially when I was little in the pre-cell phone/iPad era lol.

[mechmac10]

im dead



[FiyahAndy]

@mechmac10 *Grabs defibrillator* Clear!

[dzodiac39661]

I Don't Rap

[FiyahAndy]

@dzodiac39661 Thanks for watching!

[XRedHackX]

"Things Uncle Ruckus Says:"



[FiyahAndy]

@XRedHackX Did anyone make that? That would be funny lol.

[TheLatinoAve]

"NIGGA, NICK CANNON IS DOPE!"

[FiyahAndy]

@TheLatinoAve He is! j/k lol.

[MzShaybutta]

"Let's go camping" You know we will NEVER say that lmao~~~~ Oh and let the dog in ROFL...I can't stop laughing.

[FiyahAndy]

@MzShaybutta Hell yeah, you know we ain't letting King in the house lmao. I hope you stick around & subscribe :-)

[tanyatmr]

@FiyahAndy Good video and I love your haircut!

[mrbrainchild76]

I mean she look good, but she got too much ass for me. NO BLACK MAN WILL EVER SAY THAT STUPID SHIT!! LOL

[FiyahAndy]

@mrbrainchild76 Hell fuck naw lol.

[bephbeph04]

LMAO!!! That camping comment got me rollin'! Im black and my oldest sister asked us yesterday if we wanted to go camping in July! LOL! So, it was true up until yesterday haha. This whole video is hilarious!!

[FiyahAndy]

@bephbeph04 lmao! & you didn't even have to see this video to know not to say yes. Thanks lol.

[Narastu666]

@FiyahAndy

You sir are a true people person

I'm proud to know you speak to your fans.

[FiyahAndy]

@Narastu666 I do my best! Thanks for checking me out.

[D313Wright]

Let's go camping haha no black person is saying that haha

[FiyahAndy]

@D313Wright Word!

[TheBabadogo]

"my baby momma's just so sweet!!!" LOL

[bowlsallbroken]

"I don't even want me income tax check."

Isn't that shit *nobody at all* says?

[FiyahAndy]

@bowlsallbroken Possibly.

[loveLoveLiveLaugh]

u damn right about the gas money lmao

[FiyahAndy]

@loveLoveLiveLaugh Damn right, that gas expensive as hell lol.

[Ckare88]

Lmaoo you are hilarious!! "I hate Martin, Friends was my SHIT!! LMFAOOO and Michael Jackson sucks. No Black Person will ever say that about MJ hahaha

[FiyahAndy]

@Ckare88 Thanks, I appreciate it lol.

[Icequeentt]

@FiyahAndy sad thing is lol.. i did hate martin and like Friends LOL.. but this video was hilarious.. "church is not long enough" lol

[FiyahAndy]

@Icequeentt Well I'm glad you could find something good about it lol.

[cotylyn]

Bob lol

[FiyahAndy]

@cotylyn Bob is my nigga lol.

[johnjohnda25]

subscribe to me plz! :)

[jessxoxox3]

Omg! This made me die! I don't know if it was because I'm black and my dad.....just...... Nuff said.

[FiyahAndy]

@jessxoxox3 Well whatever it was, I'm glad you enjoyed it

[Dachozen1iznDAbldg]

cutie

[FiyahAndy]

@Dachozen1iznDAbldg I do my best lol.

[jonfun84]

funny shit!!!!

[FiyahAndy]

@jonfun84 I appreciate it

[Mahnbearpigg]

HOLY SHIT ITS RAMPAGE JACKSON

[MrLuperDuper]

Ay nigga soccer is the shit!

[FiyahAndy]

@MrLuperDuper FUTBOL! GOOOOOAL!

[mphello]

Are these free-range chicken McNuggets?

[FiyahAndy]

@mphello "For me they free, for you they in the range of $15 chief!" lol.

[trojanlinebacker]

Beatins ain't good for yo kids

[FiyahAndy]

@trojanlinebacker Definitely not now, kids are too soft and sensitive.

[Narastu666]

@FiyahAndy

I'm Honored you replied to my comment.

[mphello]

@Narastu666 I, too! :)

[FiyahAndy]

@Narastu666 No prob, if I don't have the people I don't have shit.

[nramesh83]

Are these collard greens organic?



[FiyahAndy]

@nramesh83 lmao thats a good 1 lol.

[mydikfeelslikecorn12]

I wish they would say things like this, then I'd actually like them.

[420timetoburn]

"Hell yeah I want to work and actually earn my money"

[FiyahAndy]

@420timetoburn lol.

[suniya2408]

theres a mlk everywhere..and its always in the hood

[FiyahAndy]

@suniya2408 Correct!

[sciamhach]

@FiyahAndy incorrect. ours is a main part of downtown and is lined with high end shops and restaurants. 

[FiyahAndy]

@sciamhach I'll believe it when I see it lol.

[Firemarshel1]

How about let's try in school and pull our pants up!

[FiyahAndy]

@Firemarshel1 Fuck! How did I forget pull up your pants?!?!

[thereshouldbepeace]

Larry the Cable Guy is SO funny!

[dentine123]

i don't like white girls! LMAO

[MioneAlterEgo]

"Don't worry man, they do this to everybody!" *dying*

[FiyahAndy]

@MioneAlterEgo Thanks, hope you subscribe!

[jerkarijackon]

LMFAO!!! "Hell naw i ain't vote for no DAMN OBAMA!!!"

#I NEVER heard a black person say that.

[FiyahAndy]

@jerkarijackon That's just not how we roll lol.

[frmTJwitluv]

lol dont even worry bout it keep your gas money

[bornasin]

That shit funny!

[FiyahAndy]

@bornasin Thanks, hope you subscribe :-)

[lanicert]

@FiyahAndy I know that's right.

[liamprum]

Hahahaha "you got that bruce springsten cd " fucking died laughing

[FiyahAndy]

@liamprum Thanks!

[CharmaineBrown]

Hahahahaha :D awesome!

[FiyahAndy]

@CharmaineBrown Glad you liked it.

[Dextrizzle]

I hate Martin, Friends was my SHIT! 

ROFL

[mark1811able]

church just isn't long enough lmao thats something that will never come out my mouth.

[FiyahAndy]

@mark1811able My either...well not again at least lol.

[pimpjuice8921573]

This deserves more views.



[FiyahAndy]

@pimpjuice8921573 I agree lol.

[SunnieSoShady]

I must not be black then! lol

[FiyahAndy]

@SunnieSoShady There's always a possibility lol.

[TheCalebson]

"Pumkin pie is way better than sweet potatoe pie" I know some blacks who love Pumkin pie, hahaha! That is funny!

[FiyahAndy]

@TheCalebson They're lying to you lol.

[sp1duh84]

Nigga, Nick Cannon is dope! lol

[FiyahAndy]

@sp1duh84 He's nice on that mic son! lol.

[1blackwed1]

MLK boulevard is the nicest street in town! hahahahahaahahahahahahah

[FiyahAndy]

@1blackwed1 Thanks for watching!

[sofymo]

this is great hahahahahaha!! you guys wanna go camping?! XD

[FiyahAndy]

@sofymo Thanks!

[drah22692]

gotta get some more dockers



[FiyahAndy]

@drah22692 That's a must!

[InMyCudiZzZone]

"hey, you wanna go camping?" hahahahah

[FiyahAndy]

@InMyCudiZzZone Thanks for watching :-)

[TheCalebson]

That was hilarious!!!! 

[Jefgg]

What the fuck was up with the show "Friends"? How can you have a show supposed to be in New York City with no Black folks?  There were also no Latins or Asians in that unrealistic fiction. "Seinfeld" was the same way. Jennifer Aniston was well built, but the other two girls were sticks. Courtney Cox (nice name) and Lisa Kudrow had no ass or titties. Search "Courtney Cox Bruce Springsteen" for a real white moment. Bruce pulls Courtney out of the crowd to dance at the end of the video.

[FiyahAndy]

@Jefgg LMAO! I don't even know if I can bare watching that lol.

[candygrl861]

LMAO MAN ION EVEN WANT MY INCOME TAX

[FiyahAndy]

@candygrl861 You can always give it to me j/k lol. Thanks for watching!

[iPreciousGotDat]

Lol seeing all the ignorant people out there is just kinda humouring.. Like sometimes you want to say something back , but you have to stop and realize that they can't help the fact that THEY don't even ackknowledge their lack of intelligence lol its just embarassing ,so go on and shame yourselves :) this video was hella funny lmfao

[FiyahAndy]

@iPreciousGotDat Well said and thanks for the compliment :-)

[mphello]

ROFL! Great vid!

[FiyahAndy]

@mphello Thanks!

[mphello]

I'm a white guy. What's a black person?

(nyuk nyuk nyuk...woo woo woo woo woo woo.. nyah nyah nyah)

[krunkaintdead69]

Man that was fucking hilarious.

[FiyahAndy]

@krunkaintdead69 I appreciate ya

[silverhallheights]

What's the matter with pumpkin pie? HAHA! This was hysterical. Do another one.

[FiyahAndy]

@silverhallheights I did, go check out part 2 on my channel :-)

[silverhallheights]

@FiyahAndy I saw it. It was just as funny. You got talent, man! You outta be on TV. Good luck to you.

[FiyahAndy]

@silverhallheights I don't think I'm TV ready just yet, but maybe one day.

[scomynig]

Hahaha Bruh has a big head 

[FiyahAndy]

@scomynig Thanks?

[abelaj500]

Fuck you nigga i eat pumpkin pie XD am i still black?

[FiyahAndy]

@abelaj500 You can get a pass, don't worry lol.

[moish91]

Has anyone seen 0:37? best thing i ever heard a black guy say

[FiyahAndy]

@moish91 Couldn't make the video without that 1

[moish91]

@FiyahAndy dude this kept my whole apartment laughing all weekend cheers bro

[FiyahAndy]

@moish91 Thanks! Tell everyone I said hello & that I'll be over to steal yall cable shortly lol.

@FiyahAndy cant wait the bars