@PotterPotterfreak don't feel bad I do that sometimes at school. I'll be sitting and then I would go to get up out of my chair and I would miss it sitting down and I would say out loup Snape instead of snape. my friends thinks that it's hilarious when I do that.
I`ve seen this movie, and the character deserved. thought the movie is great: quite disturbing and angsty and with a serious message. Madeleine Stowe and Alan Rickman did a great Job, a must watch for AR fans!
now now folks in all seriousness he was her captor and the man that caused her extreme physical and mental torture. So i dont think the character cared less. The man was a sadistic vilian who was trying to break her. Now MS on the other hand, i am sure felt really really bad and apoligized after and got him an icepack lol Alan did a wonderful job in this movie!
lets see he groped her to check if she was one her period, he stuck a hot BBQ stick up inside her, he ripped off her toe nails w/ a pair of pliers, played that 'game' w/ her (with the probe inside of her, burn her hand w/ a cig, boxed her ears, beat her w/ that stick ect ect... have you seen the rest of the movie? oh and it wasnt an apple it was a tomato w/ garlic which is why he threw up after....
But no matter what i have to admit Alan was smoking hot in this movie :D
yes search for "closet land" and the whole movie is posted by raremovies in 9 parts, its a very powerful film with a dark sexual undertone (IMO).... but not work or kid friendly so beware
OMG!!My firs reaction was:"OMG!!!"and silly is that I laughed and my mouth was very opened,Just wtf!But he plays brilliantly,I couldn't do anything more that I imagined what feeling that was and my reaction was quite same as his o_o
Well, he was playing someone sadistic but...I hate to see him get hurt like that. But I think it hurt even more in his role for, "Close My Eyes," whenever he was cheated upon.
I know, eh? I was just gripping my seat to see what would happen next, then my mouth fell open in shock. I bet she was feeling guilty after. I know I would.
But then again, I wouldn't kick such a hot man, would I?
Those rickmaniacs comments. What is air
CChedwige 1 month ago
BITCH
deweydebi 3 months ago
i must know what film this is off!!
mcrorfggta159 3 months ago
What a kind of a bitch is that who kick the greatest man ever?? :@
Kick bak dude ^^
UchihaTokioHotel 4 months ago
lol
sweetholyjesus1 7 months ago
NO HIS TENDERS!!!! D8>
LizzySkellington 1 year ago
"Ugh!"
U know what! Who messes with Alan messes with me. You better run, you closet whore, cause you'll pay! lol :D
DeemBrittyGirl 1 year ago
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Wish I could kiss it and make it feel better. XD
iluvedward12243 1 year ago
I love AR but goddamn this was funny
susanasotelo12 1 year ago
poor thing.
georgeandjohnstarr 1 year ago
Aw! Poor Alan! Lemmie kiss it (or something simaller) and make it better!
<3
NekoChanSenpai 2 years ago
such a bitch
simonhojovii 2 years ago
SNAPE!!!...sorry, harry potter obession reaction in process.
PotterPotterfreak 2 years ago
@PotterPotterfreak don't feel bad I do that sometimes at school. I'll be sitting and then I would go to get up out of my chair and I would miss it sitting down and I would say out loup Snape instead of snape. my friends thinks that it's hilarious when I do that.
happygil45 1 year ago
What movie is this? and why did that girl kick Alan in his penis?
thaicowgirl 2 years ago
...
I heard licking makes the pain go better...
Miinamuff 2 years ago
What movie was this from? I love Alan, but i can't help but laugh when someone gets kicked in the nuts.
rmdecker 2 years ago 6
Oh Alan Let me make it all better! please!!!
pattiecake11 2 years ago 4
im sry i love alan but i have to laugh at his pain right now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Admiralharu 2 years ago 3
=O I will kick her for kicking my Alan!
ShelbyxBTS12 2 years ago 5
oh my god :O
hahahahahhaha
erdberkeks 2 years ago
One word. OW.
magictacomangapirate 2 years ago 5
LOL the charecter Alan Rickman portrayed in this film totally deserved that, but poor Alan didn't. :( :(
hogwartsluv 2 years ago 6
LOL
javaromaa 2 years ago
That movie was amazing. (I thought I'd post something else besides all the fangirls up here!)
Anyways, this film was really genius. Having only 2 actors in the entire thing... and it was so dark and creepy. Plus... he deserved it in the movie!
MuffinTrap 2 years ago 5
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Boimarin 2 years ago
*OUCH*
Boimarin 2 years ago
I'd kick them too!!.Then I'd offer to kiss them to make them feel better! LOL
DonnieJacco 2 years ago 10
Aww, that wasn't very nice :(
No wonder Snape never had any kids :P
JacobRudduck 2 years ago 34
O.O SO MEAN.
gondegoogoo 2 years ago
Aww don't hurt the precious family jewels. Those things are precious!
Vidstomakealan 3 years ago 3
I`ve seen this movie, and the character deserved. thought the movie is great: quite disturbing and angsty and with a serious message. Madeleine Stowe and Alan Rickman did a great Job, a must watch for AR fans!
Lillyko 3 years ago 6
LOL I wish alan was acting as Shape in this one...
gabriellesilverwood 3 years ago
its ok alan i love you
ill kiss it better
and rub it better too
haha beat you all :P :P
i0want0michael 3 years ago
Aww! Let me kiss them to make them feel better!
*keeps nagging 'till my Alan says yes*
NekoChanSenpai 3 years ago 2
What a bitch!!
JacobRudduck 3 years ago
poor alan i´ll make it all better
1maricruz20 3 years ago 5
Poor baby, let me kiss it and make it better!
karmella66 3 years ago 26
Outta the way, ME, we've got a new taker!
thecrazyoldcatlady 3 years ago
@karmella66 rofl or something along those lines ^-^ lap dance would work lol
HeartSnatcherYuffie 1 year ago
OOHHH NNOOOO!!! Not the cahunas!!! Come here, I'll make it better!
babeofelvis 3 years ago
oh Alan! I'll kiss it and make better! :P
MedicalExaminersRule 3 years ago 8
Stand back and let the ME do their stuff!
thecrazyoldcatlady 3 years ago
ha ha you two are crazy
NadalinaNS 3 years ago
LMAO! Nooo, don't hurt my Alan.
PhoenixNexis 3 years ago
Of course. Alan Has so many fan girls, the longest she'd live in our presence would total to a .25th of a second.
thecrazyoldcatlady 4 years ago 5
god she wouldn't last long if you all got your hands on her for doing that
canelong 4 years ago
now now folks in all seriousness he was her captor and the man that caused her extreme physical and mental torture. So i dont think the character cared less. The man was a sadistic vilian who was trying to break her. Now MS on the other hand, i am sure felt really really bad and apoligized after and got him an icepack lol Alan did a wonderful job in this movie!
janewaysboots 4 years ago
Now, tell me dear, what physical torture did he cause her, other than an apple flavoured kiss?
thecrazyoldcatlady 4 years ago 3
lets see he groped her to check if she was one her period, he stuck a hot BBQ stick up inside her, he ripped off her toe nails w/ a pair of pliers, played that 'game' w/ her (with the probe inside of her, burn her hand w/ a cig, boxed her ears, beat her w/ that stick ect ect... have you seen the rest of the movie? oh and it wasnt an apple it was a tomato w/ garlic which is why he threw up after....
But no matter what i have to admit Alan was smoking hot in this movie :D
janewaysboots 4 years ago
seriously?
pywacket4 3 years ago
yes search for "closet land" and the whole movie is posted by raremovies in 9 parts, its a very powerful film with a dark sexual undertone (IMO).... but not work or kid friendly so beware
-JB
janewaysboots 3 years ago
i don't know if i really want to watch that haha...
pywacket4 3 years ago
OMG!!My firs reaction was:"OMG!!!"and silly is that I laughed and my mouth was very opened,Just wtf!But he plays brilliantly,I couldn't do anything more that I imagined what feeling that was and my reaction was quite same as his o_o
Ehh..Alan are you okay?
DeemBrittyGirl 4 years ago
Trust me, nothing hurts a man more than being kicked in his pride and joy.
It happened to my teacher. He's never been the same since.
thecrazyoldcatlady 4 years ago
Well, he was playing someone sadistic but...I hate to see him get hurt like that. But I think it hurt even more in his role for, "Close My Eyes," whenever he was cheated upon.
Daphnedragonquill 4 years ago
Alan is awesome, silly women.
JaggedSmiley 4 years ago
aww :D
cangaroobaby1 4 years ago
Oh my god! Don't make the man infertile you stupid cow!!! I want his babies!!
Innocent091 4 years ago 29
:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
kiky90 4 years ago
wtf did u do that for? what movie is this from???
AlanRickmanLover 4 years ago
Closet Land. My reaction was just like yours, believe me.
thecrazyoldcatlady 4 years ago
really, i know it's terrible
AlanRickmanLover 4 years ago
I know. I mean, who wold want to harm the most awesome man in the UK? On the planet, for that matter!
thecrazyoldcatlady 4 years ago
lol, i know that woman is out of her mind!
AlanRickmanLover 4 years ago
I would be MORE than happy to console him after such a horrible assault!
babeofelvis 4 years ago 2
oooooo...if u pause right..u can see how it really hurts.....oooo.....eeee....
thenewkunkunwawa 4 years ago
00:08 !!! LOLL
eowyn4u 4 years ago
OOOOW!
alliwanttobeisme 4 years ago
!!!!!
piratescaribb123 4 years ago
What a terrible thing to do to such a beautiful man!!
linda0506 4 years ago 3
I know, eh? I was just gripping my seat to see what would happen next, then my mouth fell open in shock. I bet she was feeling guilty after. I know I would.
But then again, I wouldn't kick such a hot man, would I?
thecrazyoldcatlady 4 years ago
hahahahahahahaha!!! i know that i'm not supposed to laugh cause he's cool...but that's sooo funny!
nae91 4 years ago
noooooooo...
janejaguar 4 years ago
thats sad...
singingheart32 4 years ago
No! Don't hurt Alan!
thepenfairy 4 years ago
Ohhh... it's OK Alan I'm here for you because I LOVE U soooo much.
Val522 4 years ago