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  • Those rickmaniacs comments. What is air

  • BITCH

  • i must know what film this is off!!

  • What a kind of a bitch is that who kick the greatest man ever?? :@

    Kick bak dude ^^

  • lol

  • NO HIS TENDERS!!!! D8>

  • "Ugh!"

    U know what! Who messes with Alan messes with me. You better run, you closet whore, cause you'll pay! lol :D

  • I love AR but goddamn this was funny

  • poor thing.

  • Aw! Poor Alan! Lemmie kiss it (or something simaller) and make it better!

    <3

  • such a bitch

  • SNAPE!!!...sorry, harry potter obession reaction in process.

  • @PotterPotterfreak don't feel bad I do that sometimes at school. I'll be sitting and then I would go to get up out of my chair and I would miss it sitting down and I would say out loup Snape instead of snape. my friends thinks that it's hilarious when I do that.

  • What movie is this? and why did that girl kick Alan in his penis?

  • ...

    I heard licking makes the pain go better...

  • What movie was this from? I love Alan, but i can't help but laugh when someone gets kicked in the nuts.

  • Oh Alan Let me make it all better! please!!!

  • im sry i love alan but i have to laugh at his pain right now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • =O I will kick her for kicking my Alan!

  • oh my god :O

    hahahahahhaha

  • One word. OW.

  • LOL the charecter Alan Rickman portrayed in this film totally deserved that, but poor Alan didn't. :( :(

  • LOL

  • That movie was amazing. (I thought I'd post something else besides all the fangirls up here!)

    Anyways, this film was really genius. Having only 2 actors in the entire thing... and it was so dark and creepy. Plus... he deserved it in the movie!

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  • *OUCH*

  • I'd kick them too!!.Then I'd offer to kiss them to make them feel better! LOL

  • Aww, that wasn't very nice :(

    No wonder Snape never had any kids :P

  • O.O SO MEAN.

  • Aww don't hurt the precious family jewels. Those things are precious!

  • I`ve seen this movie, and the character deserved. thought the movie is great: quite disturbing and angsty and with a serious message. Madeleine Stowe and Alan Rickman did a great Job, a must watch for AR fans!

  • LOL I wish alan was acting as Shape in this one...

  • its ok alan i love you

    ill kiss it better

    and rub it better too

    haha beat you all :P :P

  • Aww! Let me kiss them to make them feel better!

    *keeps nagging 'till my Alan says yes*

  • What a bitch!!

  • poor alan i´ll make it all better

  • Poor baby, let me kiss it and make it better!

  • Outta the way, ME, we've got a new taker!

  • @karmella66 rofl or something along those lines ^-^ lap dance would work lol

  • OOHHH NNOOOO!!! Not the cahunas!!! Come here, I'll make it better!

  • oh Alan! I'll kiss it and make better! :P

  • Stand back and let the ME do their stuff!

  • ha ha you two are crazy

  • LMAO! Nooo, don't hurt my Alan.

  • Of course. Alan Has so many fan girls, the longest she'd live in our presence would total to a .25th of a second.

  • god she wouldn't last long if you all got your hands on her for doing that

  • now now folks in all seriousness he was her captor and the man that caused her extreme physical and mental torture. So i dont think the character cared less. The man was a sadistic vilian who was trying to break her. Now MS on the other hand, i am sure felt really really bad and apoligized after and got him an icepack lol Alan did a wonderful job in this movie!

  • Now, tell me dear, what physical torture did he cause her, other than an apple flavoured kiss?

  • lets see he groped her to check if she was one her period, he stuck a hot BBQ stick up inside her, he ripped off her toe nails w/ a pair of pliers, played that 'game' w/ her (with the probe inside of her, burn her hand w/ a cig, boxed her ears, beat her w/ that stick ect ect... have you seen the rest of the movie? oh and it wasnt an apple it was a tomato w/ garlic which is why he threw up after....

    But no matter what i have to admit Alan was smoking hot in this movie :D

  • seriously?

  • yes search for "closet land" and the whole movie is posted by raremovies in 9 parts, its a very powerful film with a dark sexual undertone (IMO).... but not work or kid friendly so beware

    -JB

  • i don't know if i really want to watch that haha...

  • OMG!!My firs reaction was:"OMG!!!"and silly is that I laughed and my mouth was very opened,Just wtf!But he plays brilliantly,I couldn't do anything more that I imagined what feeling that was and my reaction was quite same as his o_o

    Ehh..Alan are you okay?

  • Trust me, nothing hurts a man more than being kicked in his pride and joy.

    It happened to my teacher. He's never been the same since.

  • Well, he was playing someone sadistic but...I hate to see him get hurt like that. But I think it hurt even more in his role for, "Close My Eyes," whenever he was cheated upon.

  • Alan is awesome, silly women.

  • aww :D

  • Oh my god! Don't make the man infertile you stupid cow!!! I want his babies!!

  • :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))­))))))))

  • wtf did u do that for? what movie is this from???

  • Closet Land. My reaction was just like yours, believe me.

  • really, i know it's terrible

  • I know. I mean, who wold want to harm the most awesome man in the UK? On the planet, for that matter!

  • lol, i know that woman is out of her mind!

  • I would be MORE than happy to console him after such a horrible assault!

  • oooooo...if u pause right..u can see how it really hurts.....oooo.....eeee....

  • 00:08 !!! LOLL

  • OOOOW!

  • !!!!!

  • What a terrible thing to do to such a beautiful man!!

  • I know, eh? I was just gripping my seat to see what would happen next, then my mouth fell open in shock. I bet she was feeling guilty after. I know I would.

    But then again, I wouldn't kick such a hot man, would I?

  • hahahahahahahaha!!! i know that i'm not supposed to laugh cause he's cool...but that's sooo funny!

  • noooooooo...

  • thats sad...

  • No! Don't hurt Alan!

  • Ohhh... it's OK Alan I'm here for you because I LOVE U soooo much.

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