Opie & Anthony: Patrice O'Neal in studio 21st July 2011

[pyrix]

Never have a joint account or share your money in any way with that stupid cunt.

[ghede13]

Does anyone have the link to Patrice talking about his emotional break down aftr being kicked out of Canada? I only found that damn clip once....

[DaMuzicKing]

@ghede13 Fuck, me too i really want to hear that clip, someone had it up in 6 parts and it was a patrice phone call. He also talked about it with Marc Maron on the WTF podcast but it was brief /watch?v=4Jdp8pCkrJ8

[ghede13]

@DaMuzicKing Thanks dude. I appreciate it!

[mikejdem]

patrice ... missed

[DaMuzicKing]

I miss Patrice

[damienski]

I loved Patrice but is his family that Broke ?

[kevjohn2006]

@damienski They may not be "broke" but that doesn't mean they're set for life either.

[TIDGaming]

Thanks for posting this! It was an awesome show!!! RIP Patrice... :(

[KyleMinns]

RIP Brother

[RETRONGAMES79]

man patrice was a well of knowledge when it came to bitches, all what i suffer because of believing in being a nice guy and all that crap, there is only one kind of good women, submissive hoes, they are the best kind, and it is hard first, but every girl needs to be snapped out of the bullshit they learn from their mothers and teach them to be hoes, otherwise they become sad, lonely and bitter. everytime you see a happy smiling woman, she is a how at home and she likes it.

[FreakyKong]

At 57:00 where does Patrice get that humming tune from, sounds familiar lol

[henri2hanni]

1st timei heard Patrice was when he was dong the Charlie Sheen roast and he was pretty decent about it,like ol skul roasts..checked out a few vids.... next thng i hear he`s gone,like WTF.

[Tigerlily21]

"one guy just started rubbing his head telling him how cute he was" I love how everyone laughed at that. I laughed too.

[jkellyx1yahoo]

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IF IT HAS PATRICE'S NAME ON IT, BUY IT - DO THE RIGHT THING AND SUPPORT HIS FAMILY

[pretorious700]

@jkellyx1yahoo Done

[Punisher718]

R.I.P. Patrice... I am glad I got the chance to see you live! Too real and too damn funny!!!

[dozerking]

dammit I loved Patrice. We've been robbed of Patrice's brilliance for the next few decades, how depressing....

[MrAra213]

R.I.P Patrice the Legend !!!

[Alkadalic100]

"R.I.P" bro will be missed

[jondotwoz]

"greatest thing in the world is calling a woman a man swear... you fucking dickhead.. asshole"

brilliant. RIP Patrice.

[Tigerlily21]

The type of comedian you could listen to talk all day. Like they said, he's the answer man. He's got a great answer for everything! So thoughtful and smart and genuine. Always enjoyed him. RIP.

[MissDeeCole]

PATRICE! NO!!

[underlinedbluetext]

fuck. 

[Tenshinhan007]

RIP

He was a Comic Genius. Sad that his knowledge is gone now.

[TrifeLife92]

I cant believe he dead. Like I honestly was a fan though...

[TheWhizzkid23]

Comedy won't be the same without you

[HillcrestCapital]

2:16:33 The second to last thing Opie says to Patrice is "Bring the tombstone"

[jkellyx1yahoo]

Yes it's true that our pal Patrice O'Neal has passed away. The funniest and best thinker i've ever known PERIOD - Opie

[HerroSpreen]

22:33 - "Don't nice your way out of your own happiness, my friend"

Patrice could make the best points so clearly, in normal conversation when he wasn't even trying to be profound. We are all worse off now that he's gone.

[gprime85]

RIP big man

[SickKnowledge82]

What a sad day. Patrice was a great comic we will all miss you buddy.

[KyleMinns]

rip

[cbeonit]

RIP

[naturalistaglam]

Rest in Peace Patrice O'neal!!

[larohnbailey1]

I hope big homie gets better soon.

[jkellyx1yahoo]

Get well soon Patrice :(

[MDoggDX316]

Tiger definitely isn't done. He'll be back at the top eventually.

[rvd4twenty]

real talk at the 1:03:44 with the unwanted kids comment a book called freakonmics makes a link with abortions to the crime rate in the us and ukraine you can see it in the documentary on netflix instant stream crazy stuff

[rvd4twenty]

thats not dude shit lol incredible

[ianisway21337]

Shattered her entire girl face.

[spacemanisaac]

Black Mesa > Ant's ex

[jkellyx1yahoo]

@spacemanisaac Bravo sir :)

[gnargnargnarify]

@jkellyx1yahoo @spacemanisaac whats black mesa?

[KenFan4life]

Mama Patrice Syrup would be great tbh

[TorbjornRJ]

i feel sorry for the people that don't get Patrice...fuckin genious

[ch1mpanzeethat]

hundreds of thousands to settle a divorce? why didnt Any just fucking kill the bitch lol. i'd have flown from England to Boston and done it for 5k haha

[MikeWill2127]

does either Louie r Patrice have any more recent apperances on o&a thats on youtube

[NomnomJawsnomnom]

I saw that video, and the logic the guy employs is staggering. "I can't go to jail, so let me beat this cop into a coma in broad daylight........on camera."

[JesusPriceSuperstar]

@NomnomJawsnomnom whats the name of the video??

[StoryWB]

It doesnt get any better

[shotty2hottie]

I usually can agree with Patrice, but I think he misses the mark on this one.

[bigperm53216]

Anyone have a working link to the video of the cop beating?

[maskman07]

@HowardTCo Thanks

[dogshittaco24]

I hate to say this, but I think I've been converted to O&A from Bubba... Bubba just doesn't make me laugh like Opie, Anthony, Jim, and Patrice.

[JustINformU]

1:31:05 this is so true. lol

[spicmanz]

i love the opie and patrice dynamic, whenever opie realizes patrice is in the zone, he starts throwing him material non-stop like its a speed round on a game show, and patrice nails every fuckin one.

[longview1987]

@spicmanz yeah i luv that, opie did that in "dr. patrice" when he decided to field audience questions, funniest thing ever

[FromThatShow]

I want to go to a gay supermarket.

[maskman07]

where is the video of the cop getting her ass beat



[bvee10]

He does an entrance because he's black, duh! ;)

[kalpal67]

2:09:04 lol how did that not get a laugh

[damiensp1]

My god .. bring back the black phillip show !!

[leglion]

Give tha brotha a job!

[IITallikaII]

1:42:40 - In Anthony's world, TSA, DMV, and working at a bank are all "Positions of Power"

[kalpal67]

@IITallikaII a lot of times his ridiculousness annoys me. but i love it here

[devildean76]

1:29:04

Patrice fucking RULES

[trainable2000]

" . . . it's black women, and it's SHOCKING."

[welcomehome901]

Never get married, fellas!

[welcomehome901]

No Jimmy? THANK GOD!

[purplehaze26]

@welcomehome901 Boo! Little Yimmy is hilarious

[welcomehome901]

@purplehaze26 Ya I took a few weeks off from OnA and I'm back to loving Yimmy now. That slimy worm he is. <3

[Riposte8]

Black Mesa lol

[purplehaze26]

@Riposte8 Haha that part cracked me up. Anthony with glasses could be Gordon Freeman who specilizes in minorites

[Mgmt]

Thank you so much for posting these. Makes life a tiny bit better

[TheMadMetropolitan]

"Go 'head Bertha!"

"I ain't workin no Saturday - not 'less I get dubba dubba time!" Bahahaha

Patrice is the man

[susanstormborn]

the thing with the female cops, i think a big handful get hired to meet a quota rather than for overall quality in the profession. Not ALL female cops but most are quota fillers. This sucks because they fuck it up for the female cops that are actually GOOD at their jobs and can throw down with huge crazy criminal men and overpower them. They get patronized because of the female cops that shouldnt have gotten the job in the first place. Fire the ones that suck!

[kaakoo]

At 7:30ish when Patrice says, "Go ahead..." that is amicable!

[PrivateAckbar]

You still don't fucking get it. No, or yes, still wouldn't have answered my question. All you needed to say was that you listened to it live and know it wasn't a rerun. That would have been the credible answer that you could have given me immediately. I don't know why you think that I was desperate to hear myself proven right when I hadn't even chosen a side. I was asking the question expecting someone to explain why I'm wrong. This wasn't a fucking battle of opinions. You're a cunt btw.

[aallppiinnee]

Patrice "Cobra Nose" O'Neal

legendary

[DickieMcJingles]

@aallppiinnee tss. he better hope there aint no mongoose around or sumptin. tssstss

[TheSaphireFlames]

Patrice is unusual.

[ESPguytillidie]

Is there any way someone could isolate that heather chick's call-in about women being vindictive? Id love to have that on hand to remind them how they really are.

[purplehaze26]

@ESPguytillidie I will do that for you. Was a good idea sir

[zacklyzun]

patrice's new show should be called "your better than that"

[InsaneBillykane]

@zacklyzun or "your better than her"

[DrRemulack]

I totally agree with Patrice. Just because a marriage/relationship is a partnership it DOES NOT mean we need to discuss every MOTHERFUCKIN detail of her day and validate EVERY FUCKIN decision she made/makes. My wife comes home and starts with, "Guess what miss soandso said to today." then three hours later I'm still hearing "Blah Blah, brought to the Director/Manager and HE said, BLAH BLAH BLAH. Can you believe that?!"

Men in marriages placate women, and I've heard it's true for gays too.

[Superman5000The]

@DrRemulack And it starts off from the planning of the wedding. Men, we placate the female ego by letting them have these big, extravagant weddings when there are simpler ways to get to the same conclusion. Actually, now that I think about it - it starts off during the dating phase where we gotta do every little thing right in order to be seen as worthy to them.

[DrRemulack]

@Superman5000The- In my case we didn't have a big gaudy cunt give away...errr I mean wedding. We had a small one, but once I started making more money. Every MONTH it was some new expense that we HAD to have in her eyes. I preferred a peaceful home, so I went with the flow. Now, I'm separated, paying for a house underwater, and making child support payments and doing everything I can to accommodate her because if I don't she's going make seeing my kid even more difficult.

[Superman5000The]

@DrRemulack The child support/alimony in this country is so onsided that it's not even funny. The courts basically allow women to hold men hostage for money, and it's just unfair. It sucks. One of the reasons why I will dread getting married/having kids because I know that if me and the future wife have problems, I'm gonna be fucked because the courts will be on her side.

[GrundySolomon]

@Superman5000The Scares the shit out of me, I have met guys in the past that got just slaughtered in court. I do want kids, but at the same time I see how my parents have slowly grown to hate one another for 34 some odd years. But Christ, i hope I dont feel like Ant does a few years in to marriage.

[HonorahWalshe]

"Sassy black bitches never get reprimanded"-understatement of the year Patrice

[AUSROTTENY2K]

18:36

[PrivateAckbar]

Is this recent? I thought I heard Anthony's marriage stories a while ago.

[filthyfew77]

@PrivateAckbar 21st July 2011 its in the title and yes you heard the storie b 4

[PrivateAckbar]

@filthyfew77 I don't think it really is. because I'm sure I've heard the same audio from before the date.

[nickypeeps]

@PrivateAckbar it's definitely from the live show on the 21st. it was like four days ago. why are you debating with a motherfucker who recorded it? they tell the same stories and the same three hilarious jokes over and over again. that doesn't negate the fact that this happened like 90 hours ago

[PrivateAckbar]

@nickypeeps It isn't the story that my brain is telling me I heard weeks ago, it's the fucking audio. I'm not debating. I'm asking if it might have been a rerun or something genius.

[nickypeeps]

@PrivateAckbar why on earth would you keep asking if two people already answered you? are you waiting for someone to tell you you're right? that doesn't really constitute "asking"

[PrivateAckbar]

@nickypeeps dude, look at my first comment. I didn't start talking to show of how fucking clever I am. I don't even know if I'm right. I am ASKING because I'm wondering what the fuck is up and because your answer was retarded.

[nickypeeps]

@PrivateAckbar yeah, that must be it. in a yes-or-no question, "no" is obviously the retarded answer. it doesn't have the credibility of "yes". me and that other guy just fucking hallucinated hearing a live show on Thursday while Jimmy was at Comic Con, and the guy who does the rundown on that message board did a rundown for a replay

[stoinge]

@nickypeeps an nicky takes it down leaving PrivateActbar a broken pile of waste to be swept up an thrown in the bin. nickypeeps WINNER!!! PrivateActbar (the man with the wrong answers to his own questions) LOSER.GAME OVER.

[PrivateAckbar]

@stoinge Think about what you're saying. Why would I ask a question if I knew the answer? How the fuck do you follow Patrice logic if you can't even get that?

[PrivateAckbar]

And actually, if your memory has friction with something, and what you think seems to conflict with reality, prompting someone to tell you if and how you're right or wrong does constitute asking you fucking moron.