ALL I DO IS WIN - DJ Khaled, Ludacris... SPOOF

[IMfrizzyfresh0925]

um! so this is a very motivating song...... they should play this @ the NBA finals

[501Trey]

All i do lose lose lose no matter what there just like herminoids in my ass cus i hit the bass

[jeditino2k11]

Beginning sounds like I FUCK CAT!!!!

[AhhsProdigy]

I freaking LOVE you...this is awesome!!!..

[1basketballgurl]

You Are Freakin' Cute!

o.O

Unbelievable!

[heatherp86]

Hilarious

[ladylovely0]

3:09 thats a man.

[billconner718]

Your video is popular on Qatar

[itostrong923v]

Right! Odd remarks on this video yet again.

[cocoyall]

he kind of remind me of drake when u look at him real close

[ncsjedster]

Good stuff man!

[maalbadeen]

it sounds like he says ILL FUCK IT!!! in the beginning lol :P

[Misha5120]

ALL I DO IS WIN

[Altergut]

Hehe he says he can't sit down but he's sitting and stratching lotto tickets.Haha

[jumpi1234]

dear youtube, you made a mistake

there's a "dislike button" remove it now!

[MsTig123]

Dang they still there!

[Devonte4lifeSwift]

lol



[MultiKamalll]

his mom is a guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Itsgotahemi95]

We all packed in the black Toyota, BANZAIII



[ramonazd]

better than the original.

[gameboyfreak6]

omg so funny i cnt stop watchin

[ImtheAutumnbunnybaby]

Thumbs up if you put your hands in the air.

[ImtheAutumnbunnybaby]

Omg , *BARF* Thumbs up if you googled hemorroiids! ): *Puke*

[ChEeVah1]

Look it up do roids and image and do I'm feeln lucky u shuld find what ur lookn for

[Rufferdubstep]

what are hemorrhoids

[KurdishTragedy]

i was gonna sing this at my school talent show until i googled hemorroids

[AltimotionPictures]

lol, you were know as Alphacat in school. Why did they think you were a pussy? YOUR A BAMF dude.

"... Like hemroids in the butt.... and that stay there..." - best part evar

[AqwBros34]

@ZanePrinceton Lol sounded like OH FUCK THAT!

[PhoenixKing117]

@AqwBros34 More like "I FUCK CAT"

[2stich]

all i do is eat eat eat no matter what, got twinkies in my pocket i an never get enough, and when i step up in the HEB, everbodys twinkies go UP, and i take them and i take them, prices prices

[deserteagleftw]

its funny how at 1:26 he says i cant sit down but there he is sitting down

[LilJayJay98baby]

@deserteagleftw it was analogy

[allthingstechlife19]

lose your wife to a white banker sad :(

[2012Legend2012]

dam, dawg my life sucks cuz i can tihnk of any comment to wirte down :(

[Arbiter30450]

This is my life story

[wajames562]

this is high school for me



[tdeloatch7]

Am I the only one who pauses after one second?

[megasowhat101]

All I do is lose lose lose no matter what got losin on my mind I can never lose enough and everytime I step up in the building everbodys thumbs go down and they stay there and they stay there down down down down down down cause all i do is lose lose lose and if you goin in put yo thumbs down make em stay there!

[pingpongerke1992]

for fuck sake, why did i google hemorroiids :'(

[MichaelT323]

@pingpongerke1992 thanks ¬¬ i just did that shit to D:

[KurdishTragedy]

@pingpongerke1992 ewwwwwwwwwwwwww me tooo

[CoyoteGaming]

@pingpongerke1992 I DID TOO AND OMG. IM SCARED! lol

[panosULTRA13]

@pingpongerke1992 none tell you to do that

[jkennerson123]

At least u lose ur virginity

[jakal165]

is the same top comment like 1 year ago...damn u dont have inspiration

[TheBlaze905]

239 people have hemorroids in the butt XD lol

[shigar24j]

Press 9 for funny weirdness

[RockiBabie]

He doesnt look like drake to you guys??? c'mon he looks like drake better than drake looks like drake.. i know it doesnt make sense

[833Masc]

LOL!

[2012TWITCHY]

239 people win...bitches

[Dejavu12able]

Lol all i do is loose loose loose

[iloveshantajia917]

This guy is so funny. Always Losing! how funny.

[neaneaallday]

239 poeople..ALWAYS LOSE

[lisaleeharpwaugh]

MAGNIFICENTLY EXECUTED!

[RoachesEating]

Aazing how i laughed the first 5 times then i stopped laughing o.o but amazin video

[JohnTheDon999]

If I get 50 thumbs up I swear to god, I'll sing this song when the talent show comes up and try my best to get someone to film it. Or if Alphacat sends me a message encouraging me to do it then the numbers won't matter.

P.S. This song's great, keep it up Alphacat.

[maalbadeen]

@JohnTheDon999 soooo... when the vid gonna be up? :D

[JohnTheDon999]

@maalbadeen Talent show hasn't happened yet, but I'm looking forward to it.

[maalbadeen]

@JohnTheDon999 so when is it?

[JohnTheDon999]

@maalbadeen Not sure yet.

[JJ5JJ4JJ]

@JohnTheDon999 four months later...... nothing.

[JohnTheDon999]

@JJ5JJ4JJ 4 months later........ still no talent show :D Be patient young one.

[KarmaStarr2010]

@Alphacat, Lmfao, Ur funny as heck. Keep em comin'.

[bcrosek]

Funny



[Clarkkc1998]

238 peoples have hemorrhoids in the butt..and they stay there (;

[barnesdion99]

all the people who disliked this song are winners

[AceVG]

Lol, funny and awesome. :)

[ILuvYewzz]

thumbs up if you clicked this video just because yew was wondering whoz nasty teeth where those!

[shadowmane55]

man she's devorcing me for a banker thts white... lmao... when ur wife devorces u for a white banker u know ur losing.. lmao....

[XxoMALICEoxX]

he may lose but the song is a win

[Darberts]

Haha :D

[xela829]

LOVE THS SHIT! U ROCK MAN. KEEP IT UP

[TheKissy3]

OMG ! Thiss iss funny , incredible , lolss !

[iiTzThaaBomb]

out of the 3 guys i think alphacat did the best :D

[xoselenafan1xo1]

can u do a parody version to moment for life reply back plz

[adens1990]

if you always lose throw ya hands in the air cuz its unfair

[182animefreak]

awesome parody, made me lol hardxD

[Chuckpolly]

lol



[MusicIsLife04MHS]

'Hemorrhoids' in the butt xD ROFL!

[dkgoon93]

he almost sounds like dj khaled and the dude that plays rick ross kinda sounds like em too

[dreamazon12]

david spates hahahahahha

[TheFartknocker22]

hands in the air hahahaha AWSOME!!!!! LOL

[tripleace101]

oh yeah I'll f*ck dog

[dave62538]

SUBBED !!

[TheFartknocker22]

@dave62538 yea me to right

[Liljj1206]

i got the the shivers when he said and theyll stay there

[nayrbhai]

me in basketball :P

[dzrluvthomas18]

thumps up for david spates bein john ollie's mom

[jivekoko]

The guy legitimately sounds like Rick Ross!

[jivekoko]

WHAT THE FUCK!? im laughing so fucking hard!

[dingdongwowful]

i dedicate this to lsu



[exrider911]

ive never seen someone smile while saying they got hemeroids.

[TheQueenA87]

hahah!!!! Philadelphia's own (sometimes beloved) Septa 1:39

[soonerclay]

Iman another hit dude. Can we hear more from Keith and John O? You should do every day im hustlin. I actually have my own ideas for that but wanna see wat u come up with. Props for the Weird Al shirt.

[ItsYaBoyJohnO]

@soonerclay you should come to my channel and check out my stuff. just type in johnollie

[WhatsgoodMJ16]

236 people lose all the time ..

[official55681]

and juz took my m-

[mdoherty9188]

The Seattle Mariners theme song.

[KISSfreak1000]

i had seen the Hangover ad, and...i didn't think about it lol

[KISSfreak1000]

i named my dog Doug cuz of this movie lol

[NicoleandHerBestiee]

Lmfao !

[kbieberful1]

LMAOOOO love it!!! <3

[bigshotgunful]

oh look 236 people always lose and stay virgins

[spiter22]

this wuz bullshit!!!!!

[asiajw3]

Love this!

[hotstuffcuttie14]

lol



[bphi215]

yo didnt kno this nigga was from the 215, funny shit

[Freshboy285]

wow A M A Z I N G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RepairedHeart]

My confidence dove down, like broken yo-yos go!!! hahahaha dude ur something else.

[KatandShae]

LOL the second rapper had a t-shirt signed by Weird Al Yankovic .

[TheBammaBoi]

HAHA i love his face at 0:50 XD

[TheBammaBoi]

HAHA i love his face at :50 XD

[FantasticOne2011]

GermANY says ALPHACAT!!!

[SitGreck1]

Hemoroids in the butt .... and they there :DDD

[SitGreck1]

LOL



[SparksLeo]

MY NAME IS KEITH TOO!!

[TayTay201769]

Black toyota BANZAI!!!! luv that!! lol

[DrcLeader]

i loled at that part

[DrcLeader]

1st ticket: you suck

2nd ticket:you still suck.

[edayjr802]

"AND THEY STAY THERE"

[MultiKamalll]

is his mom a man lol

[KrayzieMayne777]

Lol damn you did good on the first verse jst like luda

[thadevil34]

THAT RICK ROSS PART WAZ N PHILLY ERIE N TORRESSDALE STAND UP ""(but i'm from germantown lol)

[MrVlady12]

stop at 2:17 but quick

[TheIsh1000]

0:46 Carlton!?

[FBIagentNinja]

HE GOT THE FUCKING JACK O LANTERN GRIN.

[saskiimoka]

like this if you want him to do a parody of hustle hard!

[22ttube1]

unbelievable, this is sick dude

[batpapa2]

but u made a video

[vixenjames1979]

that was fire with keithfromupdablock in that!

[mooya1109]

that fat guy is in philly that is where im from

[TheDarkSinister]

@adam09renegade i thought that was what he was saying not

ALPHACAT :3

[riceleeroy14]

Lil AlphaCat looks like Stephen Curry

[adam09renegade]

@ the beginning, I thought he yelled 'I'll Fuck Cat!!!!' LOL

[youngberg100]

@adam09renegade your're right



[thezombiekid1]

@adam09renegade me too lol

[xnaziez]

@adam09renegade lol me to

[sakiema1997]

thumbs up if you laughed when he made the faces on the chorus

[Akatsukiluvr109]

lol i luv this this parady it is just plain funy lol

[MsSmileyfaces12]

alphacat nd keithfromupdablock : )

[XProfesserXPePeX]

LOL! Me and my friend finished doing a 2 vs 2 in SvR 2011 and we won and we used this song to show them that they lost. And then my friend used all i do is win to show them that we won. LMFAO! good times.... good times.... add me on XBL: About 500 Noobs.

[demetrius493]

i wish i can download this song

[totaldramafan915]

WINNING duh

[sdjgfujds]

we all packed in the black toyota banzai!!!!!! LOL

[XxShadowX0]

232 people got the Jack-O-Lantern grin

[MRCAKEDAVE]

This is my favourite song by you. GOD JOB !

[gh3man911]

technically it's a simile

[Braves7z]

1:07 keep replaying :D

[331jada]

tht little boy tht was suppose to be him he was cute thumbs up if u agree

[juniorlexine]

Damn its like there are ppl that take rap seriously hooping on this duse songs so they can get known lol

[damien50000]

Big.Boi

[internalconfliction]

me and my friend are goin to raileys now and we gonna sing the chorus in front of random ppl!

[MsRondasha]

awsome



[lynnaer13]

who was th 3rd guy pose 2 b

[619FansRule]

@lynnaer13 snoop dogg

[SuperAngie678]

funny 

[CzarParan01a]

This one is my fav, mostly because of how much of this applies to me.

[msshazy]

That was good, I like Ur parodies esp Ur "Blame It on The Economy" Keep doin ya thang, I hope it gets U out there, cause U are hilarious!! I'm an Alpha Cat Fan!!! :)

[Ladysessh05]

its funny

[robertmontcastle]

this song reminds me of lebron and the heat :))

[Ladysessh05]

@robertmontcastle yep tha lakers winners

[SidCalibur]

232 have hemorrhoids in the butt

[TheJavi94]

232 people always win

[TheJavi94]

232 people always lose

[jjchaosreigns]

Mad love for the Weird Al Yankovic shirt

[kakateddy08]

he says al pha cat in the begging

[The1489magnus]

OFc you lose... you are black !

[thenikefanatic]

@The1489magnus thats not funny at all you stupid racist shithole

[ThePurplegirl96]

FUNNY



[ilovefbingable]

231 like getting verizon phones shoved up their ass.hemroids...

[alex0crms]

omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggg yep



[MistyMermaid15]

well............ we went to a feild trip that SUCK A....BUTT! they were overbooked so the guy made us stand there for an hour talking BLAH BLAH BLAH, so we went to a station and the owner said they were leaving for the day so my teacher yelled at him because they stood for and hour stuff, so they rushed through like 3 minute stations that were supposed to be 15 minutes we went to 2 stations then ate a 10 minute lunch and left. it suuuuuuuucked!

[sweetjoselyn12]

i luv all ur vids especially the Obama ones!!!!! u should do one for bruno mars - lazy song.