The Best Dirty Joke You'll Never Remember

[theamazingtomm9]

can someone please make a subtitled version? (I'm english) :/

[SirusStars]

i heard chuck norris and race horse -.-

[Revaleeisawesome]

thought this was suppose to be dirty???

[lilbl6]

Which position did the gay football player play?

First a tight end and then a wide reciever.

[M3LLOY3LLOW024]

Blahdahrod PLUM FUCKIN fsasrrbj RACEHORSE hadasths dab dangone PLUM HORSE

[guitarandukulele1996]

Great, in the weird part of YouTube again

[ShaggyR1z1a]

i swear that joke dosent even have a punch line

[drzejmsbuond]

yhuuu...daaahhhh. ..ish hee speekeeng english or wooot ? u know i'm seyin'

:-D)))

[thegreatreyrey1]

LOL! ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I CANT UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD HE IS SAYING!

[KeepHimAtBay]

ghe decisodn fightnog dog no moneyyou re fuckn moment truskonormomormo money woman - did i memorize it well?

[TheKaylah2000]

You what? Sorry I didnt catch any of that.

[lasislasmarias]

I WAS SCRATCHING MY BALLS WHILE YOU WERE SPEAKING.... THEN CHUCK NORRIS CAME AND SCRATCHED EM FOR ME...

[ExemptYourself]

I'm from the south and I don't have an accent or anything, but I'm used to this dialect and style of speaking. And I still didn't know because of how fast he was talking.

[jebbotron]

HAHAHA what on earth is he saying?

[Timberlinetown]

i am so almost to my peak so can we please see the rest of that rock-hard body!!

[MrBlemph]

Man that wall paper made me stiff as a board. I'd love to come over and rub my balls all over that.

[Revaleeisawesome]

@MrBlemph ;)

[999LESIA]

i thought i heard chuck norris to but i was to busy trying to remember the joke

[Kolashov]

i'm frum thu souf , talkin' loik i'm mentallyj disabuld

[MrBarrelroll42]

Truck Norris and a flying dog?

[CrappedATriangle]

PART 3 Money was still rolling in, and he didn't know what to do with it all SO he took up drinking He kept drinking, one day he got plastered and screwed up Forgot about Fighting the fighting dog Racing the racing horse Trucking that trucking horse Fucking that fucking woman Fighting the fighting dog Racing the racing horse Trucking that trucking horse Lost his ass

[CrappedATriangle]

PART 2 SO he bought a fighting dog. Fighting the fighting dog Racing the racing horse Trucking that trucking horse Money was still rolling in, and he didn't know what to do with it all SO he got himself a fucking woman Fighting the fighting dog Racing the racing horse Trucking that trucking horse Fucking that fucking woman Fighting the fighting dog Racing the racing horse Trucking that trucking horse

[CrappedATriangle]

PART 1 Boy went to California to get himself a job picking plums. Money was rolling in, and he didn't know what to do with it all So he bought a trucking horse Trucking that trucking horse Picking those plums Money was still rolling in, and he didn't know what to do with it all So he bought a racing horse Picking those plums Racing the racing horse Trucking that trucking horse (NOT chuck norris guys... :D) Money was still rolling in, and he didn't know what to do with it all

[UsuallyIntoxicated]

I took up drinking first, So I will NEVER remember that joke.....Damnit....

[sportscarchick]

@SuperPikachu93 UM WOW

[Kai0o0o0o0]

Haha I couldn't understand the end...but I understood everything else.

[JJ125443]

he sounds like boomhower from king of the hill

[MyJuly91]

well i didnt understand it



[TheDemyxLover]

all i can remember is "blah blah blah rick rolled blah blah blah..."

[magprob]

Very Good!!!

[Cracksterunit]

Greatest dirty joke is guess what chicken butt

[narutovssasuke04]

i thought i heard chuck norris...

[starluverFrosty]

I don't know how but, I heard every single word he said.

[45thingthing]

@starluverFrosty me too

[GangManLovesHotGirls]

Is he telling a joke. Or is he trynna be an auctioneer.

[PARKERx127]

bloody helarious!!!

[777cinnamon]

whaaaaaa

[appleman21100]

what is he saying????

[HomerShipman]

@appleman21100 i got the words 'horse','plums' &'ass'

[oddballmatt]

lol haha nice one man i had to slow it down ta follow ya there! my man click my name to see my dirty jokes show! trust me you'll be an instant fan