How to talk to Girls by Alec Greven

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[GnG0109]

Another tip.Never give us girls roses on valentines day.My friends crush did that and a week later she's punching him in the stomach.Good luck.XD

[EDDN20]

next superstar PUA!

[MegaCox22]

i fucking love this kid

[typo3001]

Holy crap! I got the book, read it and now me and this girl i like are really good "friends"  THANK YOU ALEC GREVEN

[sareyamuffinhead]

Ugh why?!

[tatigalbier]

Why did i watch this

[MsChocoholicGirl]

Awww so cute

[hailihinderer]

That's so cute hahaha this little dude knows a lot for his age group so leave him be. When you're this young it's all about the cute little things to give your girl. Like flowers and candy and Teddy bears and stuff lolol

[motorolagirl44]

he is smarter then most guys these days lol

[dhew2001]

For the people who keep saying "this kid will be in for a rude awakening"(or something like that), that is irrelevant. The bottom line is, the kid is spot on! It doesn't matter if he never applies it himself or goes crazy with it, he is absolutely right about everything he's said. I just hope he doesn't use it for evil!

[Anon371]

Future Charlie Sheen?

[JourneyLuv2010]

@Anon371 Winning

[TheMRDRSWAG]

dont watch this, if u want to know how to get a girl without wasting 10 min of ur life, grow a HUGE DICK

[TheMRDRSWAG]

this all happened to him i bet

[TheMRDRSWAG]

my brother stood out to much and got a guy

[KatieMalling]

i got a man from watching this video good job im gay now

[TheGrahambraden]

i bet he was triple dogged dared to make this book

[TheGrahambraden]

i bet he was triple dogged dared to make this book

[AndrewCro1]

at 4:29 " you will have successful " beautiful use of words

[AndrewCro1]

Wow what a playa

[Milkb0t]

This has to be an onion video.....

[TheSchemer1]

Looks like in Western Society, how to be a good boyfriend basically involves spoiling the girl rotten and getting nothing back (having to be the empathising one, having to get the drinks, having to pay for dinner). It's bloody sexist. Can't wait till this irrational female responsibility sapping nonsense is put to an end. My GF is fine and she doesnt expect me to follow these irrational rules and I dont force her to do any rules either, we work as equals. Learn from our example peace :D

[branstan100]

Um, I didn't want a relationship until 8th grade, so What the hell is a elementary Girlfriend??? All the guys who had GF in k-5th are now Ugly and go from Married to single every week... I really hate high school >.<

[roxi2009401]

Okay kid, write a book about how to talk To " boys" And then I'll be happy.. :)))

[tbaby242424]

Every boy in my school she watch this.

[XabreuXMachinima]

WOW....his dad must be charlie sheen....

[JourneyLuv2010]

@XabreuXMachinima Winning

[legitmw]

"They are girls. What's wrong with them?" This kid has so much to learn

[SimplySum41]

@legitmw lmfao!

[Bigboy345ful]

Dude what about charm and Coolness

[Sluriicane]

This kid is going to pull so much pussy when he gets older.

[blkntwhtcstl]

keep pressing 5



[sk8ergirlfriend925]

mack daddy right here

[shangss]

holy crap this guy knows more about girls than i do!

[LilJunnie]

If you stick out too much, they'll be all over your dick. The 'wrong' type of girl XD

[BlueEyes9398]

Damnnnn he's a playa

[BlueEyes9398]

He's nine...how much experience has he had?

[barnbum6693]

SO GREAT!!!

[Itscalledscotchtape]

Umm.....

[myzenfls1]

this kid is a fool

[redsbr]

Look out ladies.

[b1000days]

"and don't think girls are gross." bahaha. perhaps the most relevant thing for a kid his age XD

what an adorable kid

[Bleeker92]

can you say like one more time please?

[jdodd1223]

And he hasn't even gone through sex ed. yet!

[MissCuppyCakeable]

He is so serious XD

[erlafika2582]

is he one of those people that like still remember their past life or something???

[nonSteel]

This kid put BORDERS out of business!

[Aimeb1994]

um um um hahaha

[luchador1764]

He sounds like he's regurgitating things people told him. And he sounds gay.

[Cravingskies1]

@luchador1764 ....he's 9 years old...everyone has an uncontrollable high pitched voice at 9 years old...

[boypunk88]

clearly gay

[Cravingskies1]

@boypunk88 He's only 9. He's not making his voice like that, everyone's voice is high pitched around that age.

[pcronin16]

I think I stick out the right amount. heh

[higginsmkh]

He's gonna be single forever.

[Matt101Vgettio]

its funny how the majority of people watching this are at least ten years older than him LOL

[amnichols93]

Most guys I've seen watch this video are like "yeah sure kid, see how that works when you're older," but most girls I've seen watch it are like "holy shit this guy's a genius."

[ILostMyBonnie]

By the time this kid is 24, he will probably have slept with over 1000 women.

[TAKTV123]

I use to talk to girls like this kid, but then I took an arrow to the knee :(

[TAKTV123]

he's 9, his talking to girls leads to play dates, have fun at the park there champ

[ThisIsMyCourage]

Some of these I find so wrong:D

But I'm just gonna believe it cuz he's adorable:D

[Cwaftyykid101]

im not brave enough to say hi...

[soadfreak313]

I'm wondering what kind of "dates" this kid goes on... considering he won't be able to drive until he's doubled in age.

[HeavyMetalen666]

I wonder if he actually understands the ultimate goal of meeting girls.

Bet he doesn't even know what sex-ed is.

Mad props for being such a cocky, pretending-to-know-it-all kid though.

[TheBopityBop]

@HeavyMetalen666 He wrote a book and you did not. Give some respect.

[saddlepotato159]

damn. this kid is going places

[xvx10101]

This kid is a queir. Someone please tell him to stop saying like and givin advice

[tj121587]

lik dis if u cry evry tim

[Rymthe]

this is sooo cute.

[portnoyjr59]

This would be wayyyy better if it was a black kid

[ATeamAnglers]

What du fuck? He dosent even have a functioning dick and hes telling me how I should talk to girls?

[GME2858]

@ATeamAnglers Considering your such a douche, he's probably better at getting girls than you(:

[russianman07]

"If your brave enough....you can say Hi, and if she says Hi back, your on a good start."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[1AHSDAS]

Haha I love how he says "I had a girlfriend way, way back when I lived in Seattle", the kid is 9 there is no way, way back

[MrMuffins1000]

@1AHSDAS pretty sure hes talking about distance when he says that dumbass

[eman3650]

I don't want to get married I want to get laid. Teach me!

[zosoholeh]

@eman3650 stop being stupid and girls will like you.

[S3iizure]

he wrote at book at 9 years old..... i can barelly write a 1 page paper with out giving up

[zosoholeh]

@S3iizure without is one word. this probably explains why you can't write a one page paper.

[S3iizure]

@zosoholeh Yea. You're probably right about my grammar and shit but I don't really care about your opinions... it's a joke... have a laugh... if you don't like it the oh well... don't read shit then.

[zosoholeh]

@S3iizure it wasn't a very good joke. I feel like mine was much better

[S3iizure]

@zosoholeh well thats good for you :)



[srlzbth]

As if this boy has ever had any trouble getting the ladies.. He's flipping adorable!

[Toyman6000]

Dam this kid has been coached....and we all know what happens there....

[SeanStrums]

Gah if only this tutorial had been around when I was in 3rd grade. Coulda got way more ass.

[ksuperkova]

You suck

Dick

[danelawson42]

Kid makes no sense. The college plan:

See girl at bar/party.

Say something you think is clever cause you're fuckin drunk.

Fuck her.

Apparently I could write a book.



[loganskatez]

player nigguh

[Piedude50000]

OMG XD

[CHEESEQUAKEN]

future Marine

[oskarflegar]

ok im at the wird part of YouTube again..gotta stop doing that o.0

[jinx3188]

I don't no how u no all this stuff u look like ur 9,also where r ur eyebrows

[skullydog505]

Hey would this work for a 27 year old

[epapas19]

@skullydog505  Try it man... just don't be hyper

[farkasmmill]

He is talking about kids ages 5-10

[MrHav1k]

My mind just got fucked....

[EliteBusJr]

wtf... his balls aint even dropped...

[pie0111]

I like pie :D random lulz

[DeclanOlsen]

He sounds like Amanda Bynes.

[WorldsWithin921]

4:28 "You'll have successful..." wise words from Alec Greven. lol

[clasicdisaster117]

I stick out way too much. ;) 

[MrNoza5]

you guys are ridiculous talking shit about this boy

this book is for kindergarteners so stop giving him shit he's only a little kid not intended for you pricks

[NRV0306]

1. Im in middle school

2. Told her i liked her

3. Cant date

UR KNOLGE IS USELESS TO ME!

[pinksynth]

Guys guys guys, he's speaking from experience. He's got Benjamin Button syndrome.

[SuperRacegirl88]

At 1:48 he started to talk about boners and he's ony wut like seven WTF

[Jbeastolo]

"i once had a girl way back when i was in seatle" hmmmmmm wayyy back when? preschool?

[Jbeastolo]

sorry buddy, but your not getting any girls with that red sweater.

[bizzzthaboss]

he starts talking about boners at 1:46

[TayyTayy1921]

First Justin Bieber now this, so ashamed to be a guy right now

[hoodratstuffs]

this kid must see all girls as solved rubik's cubes.

[MrFerrari5515]

stud.

[ajaffe97]

@MrFerrari5515 #hellafunnydoe

[IH2016]

Lol but you can't let anyone know u like her, so like elementary school. Wait till ur 15 and hitting puberty thin things will change

[SmallSocietyIssues1]

I flipping love this kid.

[irock696]

1:49 he hasnt even hit puberty yet...watching it early now

[jrs1066]

ever herd of the word despret!!!

[lilturd8686]

cut down your sugar, HAH

[uscgbku]

dont be hyper... wtf? this is absolutely shit advice. if you could even call it "advice"

[Calamity295]

@uscgbku dude, he's like 6

[Skeeterthebuilder]

Is this shit serious?...elohel..

[Boxman0990]

FAAKKEE!!!!!!!!!



[MrTimothywhite]

cant figure out if hes going to be a philosopher or a pimp

[diznick]

It's a book for kids, and his advice is for children who are trying to bang their crushes on the school yard. It's not for your fat hairy ass to use at your local bar, you fuckin turds.

[MrCrazyGlitches]

man i fuck bitches!!!!!!!!!!!

[Acidsplasher]

im 13 and i dont care that others know it and they know it and they dont annoy me.. they help me instead

[FREEAGENTxBOX]

This is a guy who disables comments

[darkvengeance61]

Dont stick out 2 much or u might get da wrong girl? Lololol

[unjockey]

What the fuck how should he of all people should talk about this

[jebaman42]

lolwut?

[HeroSmashExx]

in the far future Alex Greven how tonget laid

[weemoka]

Yep, Ima listen to this kid. xD

[218duncan]

you can go fuck a sucking dick

[pingelkissa]

Dude I bet he'll smash a teacher by 5th grade.

[auhering]

Ok cute I don't think it's the book I think it is him I need to make a book

[arseneisarsenal]

Yeah i bet that kid of 6 is reeling the pussy in.

[TrueFan028]

I think he's CUTE so stop mocking him through the comments!

[Cutup4802]

What the hell he's like two and where gonna listen to yeah that's it whene pigs fly

[m0nkeyfl1p]

this is very shit advice

[beastlyonion]

@m0nkeyfl1p lol says who?

[Fhill19]

Same here WTF?

[ph0xizking]

WTF?

[CuzIwasBored]

This kid's gotta be trollin.

[theright1allthetime]

it' s a damn shame when you have to read a book just to learn how to talk to a woman. You're better off just smacking the shyt out of these intricated bitches...

[daxil1]

what a fucking twat mate. cum awn, this is bonkers. seriously? straight rubbish. all call me at 6239346775 to get some real tips. Shit mate

[chunificationify]

i hate you so much, but i maybe try your book

[supertrollversion00]

i bet that kid gets vagina every day

[mansionsofsaints584]

he reminds me of TJ from that smart guy show

man that was a good show... wish it came back :(

[Priority64]

Playa !

[pedofilefan]

player player

[Alexper12]

5 bucks this kid ends up gay

[hihohi1231]

You have to love when it's a kid talking/lecturing you on s**t that he shouldn't even have experienced or have been concerned of at his age. LMAO!

[AmilGaoul27]

If you activate the transcribe audio feature it gets hilarious sometimes.

[10killmore]

Your book is boaring dude srry ;9

[Rustammarine]

i fucking laughed through out the whole fucking video! LMAO! Idk how i fucking wrote my comment LMAO! OMFG!!!! AHAHAHAHAHH! DAMMM! Im caracking up lmao!!!

[airvnichols]

your to young buddy

[TheSchemer1]

Hes a sexist little so and so, HE THINKS WOMEN HAVE MOST OF THE POWER FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!

[Nasoj0Tnek]

this kid is a genius

[wiisalute]

ugh I can't talk to random girls. besides 1. I don't know where to talk to girls. 2. I have nothing to talk about. and 3. my friend thinks its creepy. I don't agree with him

[M0n1m1]

WHAATAAAFAAK!!!! what is my son doing on youtube? he's telling my secret!!! like if you can do better than him

[JayyKehd]

wtf i just want to bang this bitch i don't want to marrie her xD

[madcow957]

Wat da fuck he had a girlfriend when he was 6?

[canesfan323]

lol i wrote that book

[ILiekStarwarz]

Don't worry I don't think girls are gross...

[ImmaRoxstarSoBeware5]

so he had a gf when he was 7? lol wow wat kinda medication is this guy on! and did his mom encourage him to write this book or something?

[DrBamm]

this whole video could be condensed into 3 simple words that are better advice than everything this kid says "just be yourself"

[Bonacers]

This video made me throw my cat against the wall

[Artztie]

@Bonacers lol is your cat alright

[Rustammarine]

@Bonacers HAHAHAH! LMAO WTF>

[markmhibs]

PUA in the making, watch out Mystery

[IEatNiggersForLunch]

I'm surprised the gay community hasn't come out, butthurt as usual, crying over his usage of the term 'boys and girls'. lolol

[g6boss]

1:08 you wont get a good start if you are hyper

[DjMxBapo]

what the fuck... haha

[luis3826]

nigga please!

[gritls]

since when do we need books for this kind of stuff??

[aaronemem]

Follow these tips and you'll have successful

[Lwyte17]

HAHAHAHAHA is this a joke?