Craig Ferguson 9/9/11E Late Late Show Brie Larson

[zimThuet]

time travel is actually possible. didnt some astronaut travel back in time because he circeled the earth for some time and cause of that he was like 2 or 3 seconds in the future or something? time is relative.

[123superfanboy]

press 4 to see craig saying "anymore" in a strange way!!! lolz

[TrustYourOwnInstinct]

Her entrance/body language throughout the video is somewhat clear.

Craig could actually say "Pardon me, miss - would you mind terribly if I ripped your clothes off, and fucked you up the ass?", and she would respond in a manner resembling the entrance hug.

[somberlight]

@TrustYourOwnInstinct really? wow, i didnt get it like that at all oO it seemed like he was her old friend and its been ages, that kind of hug. compare this to craig ferguson piece with kate mara (the iron man 2 one) to see the difference :D ms mara was either actually horny or she's the queen of flirting :D

[sutibun21]

Brie Larson is such a nerd and im in love lol

[sutibun21]

yeah friend with benefits lol

[ImAlbertTV]

Larson*

[ImAlbertTV]

If I had a talk show with Brie Parson on it an we hugged at the end of it, I would not let her go.

[cactuscoffee2]

I like her attitude toward time travel. String her responses together and you get: "Yes. Yes. I want it to be. Science." <-- That Is How The World Should Be.

[Nikoh04]

orgasm 1:30? i got a hunch she digs craig

[Smoothie787]

What is that word the're saying????

[TheMichaela96]

@Smoothie787 which word?

[Smoothie787]

@TheMichaela96 the word that they supposedly didn't know they couldn't say

[SithLordRagnos]

I love how disappointed she was when she thought she had to touch 'his organ' with her mouth CLOSED.

[sneakertri]

gives the best hugs

[MentalRetarNation]

I miss United States of Tara.

[DekkaTen]

It seems, for Craig, Brie is both, challenging and restraining at the same time

[tambourini]

What does Geoff say at 0:33???

[vancouvercanucknut93]

@tambourini But that's how Germans are.

[tambourini]

@vancouvercanucknut93 Zanks ever zo much!!!

[Zoidus]

@tambourini "But that's how most German's are." - exact phrase. Kudos to vancouvercanucknut93 for helping me hear it, though.

[tambourini]

@Zoidus Zanks ever zo much!!!

[njdevs1987]

Brie Larson is just adorable

[gainingtheoffense33]

Marry me, Brie. I love you. <3

[coolm0di]

hahaha love the fact that they make fun of germans, because im german,h hahahaha ACHTUGN, ACHTUNG haha

[xXiamzeroXx]

Too true Craig. There were definitely NOT enough people who saw Scott Pilgrim. In fact, there are definitely NOT enough people who know who Brie Larson is.

[mrpiano37]

Wow! This many references to Paul McCartney and Angela Lansbury and he didn't do the gag once! :0

[rezfan]

I think everyone orgasms when being around Craig, it's just that some are better than others at hiding it :)

[SHINLAZER]

They are great together! Look out! Kristen Bell! You Have Serious Competition Over There !

[WierdWarriorGirl]

I love how she just runs up and launches a hug his way.

[Karl998]

Aw, I wanted to see her blow that organ. I also wanted to see her play the harmonica.

[RamZFender2020]

I don't want to be lewd here but I would sex the hell out Brie Larson, she's gorgeous.

[Zoidus]

@RamZFender2020 Well, you were lewd. But I... can't really blame you for thinking that...

[playboythemansion77]

what's with the horse?

[bonwell]

@playboythemansion77 get out

[MrForzano]

@playboythemansion77 why was there something wrong with the horse tonight?

[scythe590]

i love her. she is ADORABLE!

[HawkeyeDrifter]

So what was the word that can't be said on tv?

[coosoorlog]

Those secretariat guys must have the weirdest job in the world.

[69drummerdude]

@coosoorlog Aannndd: should you put a weird job like that on your resume or even tell your parents ?

"...Hi mom, dad I'm the back-end of a horse ...."

[Dahgrostabphri]

damn, those poor people in the horse suit have to stay in the suit the whole show just in case something like that happens?

[BoredAsa2x4]

She diggs him.

[pikkdogs]

ve are valtzing ere.

[blksoul94]

The last minute was the best

[jameswandii]

Does she orgasm at 1:30 or what? lol

[jameswandii]

But that's how most Germans are!  lmao

[danbuter]

"How can I touch your organ if I don't have my mouth open?"

[kmrnzhr]

He should interview geoff again

[BS4Tactful]

What an amazing chat. Craig is like an enabler, like that dude from xmen whose superpower is to improve the power of other people's powers.

[smaointewildchild]

Their German accent isn't offensive at all. It doesn't even sound like a German accent. It just sounds... weird. :D

[coosoorlog]

@smaointewildchild It might be closer to an 1930's Austrian accent in fact

[smaointewildchild]

@coosoorlog What's so distinct about an 1930's Austrian accent? Or do you mean Hitler? Because I don't think anyone ever spoke like him. Not even in Austria at that time. And Craig doesn't sound like Hitler, that would be really creepy! :D

[coosoorlog]

@smaointewildchild If you've ever listened to radio broadcasts from that time you know what I'm talking about.

[GentleGiant055]

So, I know Craig has a few books, I was wondering if someone could tell me which is the one he talks in it about his history and before he got his life all together please. Got to love this guy... He went from nothing to the legend he is today.

[nykolay81]

@GentleGiant055 the book is called Craig Ferguson american on purpose

[kmrnzhr]

@GentleGiant055 All that would be in his autobiography American On Purpose, really was a fantastic read and as you said he went from having a broken life to what we see today. Truly an amazing man.

[OcularPolitics]

mmm smexy legs ^_^

[AnodyneNo]

I really got to watch Scott Pilgrim again soon... For the nth time.

[mesendorfer]

I`m German and I`m evil.

[lillithdv8]

@mesendorfer LOL

[Nicknotify]

Craig likes Scott Pilgrim Vs The World!!!

[Suel14]

love OD on Brie Larson

[rentorant]

Can somebody guess what they said under these fancy little Germanyflags?

[biancaluiza]

When she came out, that was the cutest hug ever!

[ilvanezzo]

I like how there's always a feeling of unresolved sexual tension whenever she's on the show <3

[mindauggas]

touch my awkward glittery organ ...

[mindauggas]

touch my awkward glittery organ ...

[AbigailDawning]

A Delorean!

[acorn7]

I am German and I don't feel offended at all...I actually find it hilarious :D

[MuikuliWander]

Craig liked Scott Pilgrim? Awesome, I thought that was one of the best of the year. Oh, and time-travel forwards is possible. Backwards, probably not.

[ilvanezzo]

@MuikuliWander I disagree, it's probably the other way around. You can't go forward because the future hasn't happened yet, and going back to the past adjusts things accordingly OR creates alternate timelines :)

[MuikuliWander]

@ilvanezzo No.. Travelling forwards in time has already been proven to be possible. All you have to do is move at very high speeds (closing on speed of light). The faster you move, the slower time will move relative to someone staying still. Time also relatively moves slower at places with less gravity. Because of this a Russian cosmonaut Sergei Avdeyev has moved 0.2 seconds forward in time due to spending long periods in space. Our technology isn't yet good enough for major leaps tho I'm afraid

[MuikuliWander]

@ilvanezzo No.. Travelling forwards in time has already been proven to be possible. All you have to do is move at very high speeds (closing on speed of light). The faster you move, the slower time will move relative to someone staying still. Time also relatively moves slower at places with less gravity. Because of this a Russian cosmonaut Sergei Avdeyev has moved 0.2 seconds forward in time due to spending long periods in space. Our technology isn't yet good enough for major leaps tho Im afraid

[MuikuliWander]

@ilvanezzo however, moving back in time hasn't been proven to be possible and at the moment general consensus among scientist seems to be that it isn't.. This is because apparently laws of nature simply don't allow reaction to happen before the cause. To put this simply, time can move at different speeds at different places, but it cannot stop completely or move backwards. If someone who knows more about physics feels like correcting me, go ahead, but this is the idea I've got.

[Vandersmaa]

Sis schow is realli meen to Görmäns!!! Realli meen!!!

(I am ä bitt äroused now. So, go on, Craig.) ;-)

[nirmanjohan]

really curious whats the curse words are.

[Hip0lit0]

today i found out you cannot say 'ausfahrt' on the late late show

[synicalrules]

There should be a Secretariat ending as an option

[JoviGirlCro]

Craig and Geoff with their german accent sound like some characters in 'Allo 'Allo! :D

[canarylove]

I just love the idea of two men dressed as a horse waiting behind the curtain in case maybe Craig decides to press the doorbell hehe :P

But even more I love that guest come on to Craig's show for an experience rather than an interview. I love it when they're so excited to see Geoff, or Secretariat or even for the awkward pause/mouth organ. This is why this show works so well.

[1Amaya1]

What can't they say that they didn't know they couldn't? lol

[zendojo3]

wow, now i think i know what it's like to to be smoking something....with the last few minutes from the fast talk to the doorbell to the horse running in and out...wasn't just me right? and i thought i "got" everything about the show's awesome shenanigans....this left me smiling but also bewildered...

[Dragonflamz]

i am quite in love with her

[GHRiz]

"How can I keep my mouth closed and touch your organ?!" Best non-sequitur ever :)

[usern4meunavailable]

LOOOOL!!! I have a feeling Craig was almost speechless when she said "touch your organ"

[DoctorAJSOB]

Sosososo adorable. I need a friend like that. Kristen Bell still wins a little

[kidou33]

by 08:04 i kept hearing "Ass fat"...

[ackattack1002]

@kidou33 You're supposed to.

[lytlradio]

She's giving him a run for his money every time she comes on the show.

[TheTwiddlyBits]

Where do I sign up to be her boyfriend? I'm really quick I swear. And I'm a fast runner.

[timcooper241]

He asks if she has a boyfriend every time she's on i've noticed.

[WillofIceandIron]

Meh.

[WATSONMUTH]

@2EC lolz

[mikeyYvang]

i want to be her friend so much.

[2EC]

I always feel uncomfortable when they talk about alcohol and drugs cause I don't know if the guest sometimes are aware of Craigs history with it.

[TVsCraigFerguson]

@2EC As long as His Chattiness stays aware of his own history, that's all that matters.

[mikeyYvang]

@2EC i think hes come to terms on that particular subject, its very rare that he doesnt mention illegal substances and alcohol in an interview so im pretty sure hes okay with it.

[himissalice7]

@2EC But even Craig himself brings up the topics sometimes, like when he asks his guests if they have a horrible drinking problem for fun. He's accepted the fact that he made bad decisions before and had himself treated. It no longer bothers him, I'm sure of it.

[realfreakaynaughtay]

I'm in lesbians with her.

[vcroissant]

@realfreakaynaughtay

Gotta love those Scott Pilgrim references XD

[punkvictim]

@realfreakaynaughtay me too, and i'm a guy

[punkvictim]

@realfreakaynaughtay me too, and i'm a guy

[PEREZACURA1991]

^_^