Dissidia THIS! Episode 1 - A Helping Hand (Final Fantasy Machinima)

[JikoStudios]

"I hope no one saw that."

"*Emperor appears* Pity."

"FUCK!!"

XD Best ever!

[IridianDarkThorn]

oh, right in the tin can!

[Homer4076]

i hate cecil.....

[MikazuKiisu]

3:42: Did Mateus just steal one of Kuja's lines?

[LoVeLiVedaNce65]

LADY GET OUT OF MY WAY!! jajajaja funny :D

[EyeLikeElectro]

I swear to God the clown sounds like Shaco.

[BigBoyPurpApe]

@EyeLikeElectro Why so serious?

[pureintellectual]

not enough humor :/

[fantasyfanatic1995]

le derp...

[hedgehoundable]

Fuckin fun sized whore...

[Twillbunny]

Sayonara,douchetits!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA~

[redsnipes465]

thhis reminds me of red vs blue :D

[PhantomR32]

lol kefka running around sounds like an oglop sound from ff9

[AzumangaFan13]

LADY, GET OUT OF MY WAY!

[FreeRunful]

6:36 douch tits... i think i'll use that one =D

[TheSamonoske1000]

LEAVE NOW AND NEVER SHOW YOUR FACE OR ILL KICK YOUR ASS ALL OVER THE PLACE. best serv ever.

[SNMRS07]

Firion: go quickly

SHOOTS

Garland: agh... right in the tin can

[Dravos22]

Crisis core boss battle music for the win!:)

[TehGaberz91]

3:30

Pity.

FUCK!!

[Chaos1yo]

"How did all 3 of Cosmos's pawns....get past your metal ass." <-- lol'd way to hard :P

[drenandtarb]

awww I feel sorry for him!

[vergilsvamp]

Fucking foot sized whore...

XD

[VicManNic]

Dissidia THIS! Episode 4

thumbs up if you want to see it.

[webshadow69]

I wonder who are the guys voice acting, cause they sound awesome

[elixa4]

Destroyer: Dammit its you

Clown: Awh you know me still doing crack

[ax7fold4ever]

aaaaaand subscribe'd

[Victim16]

Wow this Garland voice is awesome! suiting in its own way. :> Haa haa poor Bartz!

Garland: "LADY GET OUTTA MY WAY!" *swoosh*

Bartz: ...... :'< *insert Hulk theme*

[SourceSky]

lolz garland at 3:31

[Katingaan]

@SourceSky FACK!!

[narutofantasy5]

that gay clown is running around that guy in circles.. wonder what will Squall think of this

[SuperYoshi1141]

Right in the tin can...

Oooohkay.....

[TheOmegazero1000]

Pity... FUCK!!!

[ChronoMagister]

00:27 I could've sworn he was gonna say is that all you got kakarot?

[hedgehoundable]

@ChronoMagister

Ironic, seeing as Vegeta and Garland have the same voice actor. :D

[dandragon01]

Wait it's for psp?!???!?!?

I thought it was for ps3!!!!!!!

Great now I can't play it on meh TV

.....im rhyming unintentionally

.......MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!

[KingOfHalla]

@dandragon01 Dissidia and it's sequel Duodecim are on the Play Station Store. So yes, you can.

[Karanrules97]

@KingOfHalla but you can still only play it on psp

[FTWBillbo]

@dandragon01 ...y

[KingOfHalla]

@dandragon01 It's on the PSN... Why does everyopne over look this?

[Knevix711]

@dandragon01 Nice impersonation of shantotto

[nagfreas]

Duch tits!?

[MultiDante333]

whats the name of the song from 0:23 to 2:11?????

[mooganify]

@MultiDante333 Its a song from Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII called controlling the iron beat

[bboydfault]

fucking fun sized midget

[Jaimas]

I think every Dissidia player has fallen victim to Shantotto corner trap spellspam at some point. Facing her on Kefka's tower is one of the worst situations you can wind up in.

[Narutobleep]

@Jaimas My friend felt that yesterday.. >D

[thetheft23]

what wait a second FUCK YOU!

[thetheft23]

36 people need to stop being assholes

[Hedgehog3342]

get beated up by a shorty thats damn right sad.

[Raskbuck]

Kudos for Kefka's voice

[kevinxd9191]

huh wats with bartz switching to kefka?

[CallMeCrispy]

"Fucking fun sized whore..."

[thebeastyking]

Garland: God i hope no one saw that!

Emperor: Pity!

Garland: FUCK!!!!!

[DICEBOY22]

emperor sounds like a bleach vilian lol

[Vexen18]

awesome Kefka voice

[BertMcracken08]

O_O that's a great Kefka impersonation

[kamakonoha6677]

2:58

About to fall

"GOD DAMMIT!!"

[stino480]

THIS SUCKS!!!

do like the 3 mechimina episodes let squall fuck kefka 

[vicwaters87]

@stino480 wtf are you smoking???

[SGGgamer]

@vicwaters87 He doesn't want story and comedy he just wants comedy and he is talking about a machinima by Dexterboy124 which is actually pretty funny

[vicwaters87]

@SGGgamer its funny if your 12

[SGGgamer]

@vicwaters87 Different people have different senses of humor,but i'm not 12

[stino480]

@vicwaters87 nothing watch the videos its much funier than this shit :)

[vicwaters87]

@stino480 what videos?

[stino480]

@vicwaters87 searsh " final fantasy real men" than you'll see the 1st video, you should find the 2 other ones to from there :)

[vicwaters87]

@stino480 ive seen real men and sanity, they both sucked. maybe people like them if theyre like 17 since its dry tasteless one joke humor but im not one of those people

[stino480]

@vicwaters87 well everyone has hes own taste :p i just hate this kinda humor its not even humor lol

[vicwaters87]

@stino480 funny i feel the exact same way about everything dexterboy124 has ever made ;)

[stino480]

@vicwaters87 thats ok to me lol

[vicwaters87]

@stino480 it should be, diff ppl have diff taste right?

[stino480]

@vicwaters87 like is said XD

[itachie1212]

final fantasy vii crisis core sound track FTW! XD

[OmegaXis0]

Hey! My last name is Lynch too!

[vicwaters87]

no offense to you guys or anything but i kind of think youre better off sticking with two steps ahead....

its not that this is bad or anything but its just nowhere near as crisp or compelling as two steps. great actors and great action dont gemme wrong, and it rox all the shitty halo and call of duty commentary vids to shame in comparison, but between the two it just doesnt hit as hard <: /

[CloudGaara9]

as funny as this is Chaos couldn't get rid of Garland since Garland IS Chaos they are one in the same literally.

[fare777]

Garland: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMMIT! I missed all three of them? God I hope no one saw that.

Emperor: Pity.

Garland: FUCK!

[godofcrap42]

33 people are gonna be pummeled by a pint-sized whore

[Oathkeeper42]

I rather enjoyed the fact that WoLly said absolutely nothing while pummeling GARland.

[EmoKakashi]

Garland: lady GET OUT OF MY WAY!

[Rattlelectric7]

Firion! Super Hero XDDDD

[MonstahHuntah]

Midget owns!!!!XD

[dRevan64]

Emperor, still a douche.

[threeo905]

"Fucking fun sized whore....." XD

[keywielder18]

i lol'ed so hard at the first 4 minutes of this video

[TalysAlankil]

*Many embarrassing defeats ago…*

[HilariousOperation]

This is a perfect example of fan dub done right.

[VetaEXZ]

''playing youtube =3''

[Kzar5678]

The Emperor kinda sounds like Balthier...doesnt he?

[Kzar5678]

CRISIS CORE MUSIC!! WOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!!!

[921sora]

@Kzar5678 when? 0_0;;;

[sweetyKitty007]

i love The Emporors voice xD

[riley27107]

Garland: What u provided was a dark blue punching bag

Cecil:huh dark blue punching bag classic Wait? Fuck You !!!!!

[xauru]

3:52 he's a guy but he wears purple lipstick? Wtf!

[jokechu]

"Right in the tin can....!!"

[japserboy]

Lol crisis core battle bmg, love ur vidz by the way they are awesum

[tyloni7991]

LMFAO at Shantotto's rhyme xD

[BlackVulpes]

Nice vioce acting

[alef321]

dexter is better

[SunnyFTW87]

@alef321 dexter just uses the same jokes over and over again. that doesnt make him better. maybe hes funnier than the people who make this, but at least the people who make this are original, which is more than i can say about dexter.

[machinimamarlon]

@SunnyFTW87 Are you guys talking about Dexterboy124?He IS kinda funny...

[SunnyFTW87]

@machinimamarlon KINDA being the key word here chief

[superosaze]

Pitty, Fuck!!! lol

[TheExile285]

the VA in this is pretty good for somthing fan made, garland especially

[koragola]

This was horrible.

[carlos797876]

i like this series but only because it has ore potential than the rest of the cheap bullcrap youve been posting machinima it really boils down to whoevers writing this; the action was awesome and i like that bartz is really kefka and that garlands so undermined by the others but the good guys need better dialog like the bad guys say cool things then the good guys say things like i dont know why ur pummeling me but stop it you asshole! come on thats just lame : (

[nerfhunterseph]

@carlos797876 you find out why he says that in episode 2.

[carlos797876]

@nerfhunterseph ive seen the episdoes i know he doesnt know whats going on between cosmos and chaos it still doesnt make that line any less lame

[nerfhunterseph]

@carlos797876 its fine in some situations, but how he charges at garland does not show that he doesnt want garland to beat him. the way he is using it is like "stop hurting me so that i can kill you". in other words, your right

[MasterFeja]

Just out of curioscity did any of the voice actors of this vid make another series on newgrounds called Resident Evil Pawnchi? Garland's voice sounds like Barry and Cecil sounds like Chris

[SunnyFTW87]

@MasterFeja i know garland and kefka play wesker and barry in pawnchi but i think it was firion who played chris, cecil doesnt sound like anyone from pawnchi

[KaidaStrife]

no cloud?

[THERAGNAROK777VII]

i thought the savior of light and dark wud be stronger than this bwuhahahaha!

no wat i think about ur a big iron scrottom and i thought wen i f***ed ur mother she wud be stronger XD

[youkh2]

Yeah in the background, i hear "Iron Beast" from CC

[Edwin664]

The clown sounds like babidi lol

[INSMpanda]

fucking fun sized whore LMAO

[EmberSparkMS]

Bartz stuck a lance in Garlands crotch 0_O

[Unrealplaya5656]

Sayonara, Douche-tits HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[breaksystembse]

Someone get Yami from CardGamesFTW, we got a gay clown over here. XD

[Caboxb]

Emperor shows up

Garland: FUCK!!!!

LOL

[jdle07]

"wait a sec fack u" hahaha

[DarkSoraMan]

3:18

"Yes, I'm a male, I mean Fe-Male XD

[xXdissidiafangirlXx]

Poor Cecil xD

[Ascirus]

Nice Crisis Core music.

You should rename the song "Controlling the Iron Scrotum".

[XBlackTaintedHeartX]

OMG... "Iron scrotum...." Got me xD

[knightoffinalfantasy]

But you best leave now and never show your face cause if I see if you again I'll kick your ass all over the place.

[kevinchui828]

CCFF7 bg music@@

[Mewizkuit]

if kefka wants to kill time, shouldnt he be bugging ultimecia instead?

[WhoGivesAFckImEmo]

lol Fucking Fun Sized Whore XD

[MoonStone1992]

LMFAOO Fun Sized Whore!

[tyloni7991]

But you best leave now and never show your face... cuz if I see you again, I'll kick your ass all over the place~

LOL I love the way how Shantotto sounded so graceful while saying that xD

[xXAnimeGurl97Xx]

"AHHH DAMMEeeht..."

[Twilightoutcast97]

"Iron Scrotum" ROTFL

[Kellox17]

I hope no one saw that,

Pity

FUCK.

I love Garland here. Just for the record, Kefka: arggg!

[Rockerbro3371]

Pity

FUCK

XD

[ventusblade]

handle dim :D

[vicwaters87]

nice machinima with excellent voices and awesome editing except the black frame when shontotto is on screen

story seems confusing so far but other than that great job! cant wait for the third episode!

[tspxo]

Fuckin' thumb sized whore.

[Rex0142king]

Thumbs up if you wanna kill the guy who created google ads!

[waj9876]

@Rex0142king Yes! It's such a shame to make something that keeps youtube up and running!

[BlanFan2O]

@Rex0142king ADBLOCKPLUS. So for now, I don't give a crap about ads.

[RenegadeN1ghtmare]

@Rex0142king theres a way around them. Im not doing free advertising but im saying this because it legitamately works. Use firefox and get the adblocker plus. Havent seen a damn ad since i got it :D

[Rex0142king]

@RenegadeN1ghtmare Thanks. I just want to block them somehow because if youtube removes the ads themselves we're gonna be real sorry when youtube isn't free anymore. :)

[RenegadeN1ghtmare]

@Rex0142king No problem man, hope this was helpful :)

[Animekid11709]

@Rex0142king i do and i dont at the same time because without the ads Youtube doesnt get the money to stay up and running. Although i also think that we should have the option to pay a small monthly fee to get absolutely no ads similar to websites like Hulu and Crunchyroll

[Flamester013]

"I hope no one saw that"

"Pity.."

"FUCK!"

[kensredemption]

I like how the voice actors in this emulate horrible dubbers these days. Ha ha ha.

[frostfire97]

doh! right in the tin can *priceless*

[apapalonglong]

iron scrotom = me laughing so hard I figured out how to divide by 0

[pandazrkewl]

3:31 Emperor: Pity,

Garland: FUCK!

[fmth1311]

Rule #1 - Portray Sephiroth as Gay.

Rule #2 - DO NOT EVER let the Kefka meter drop below: AwesomestOfThemAll.

Rule #3 - Portray Sephiroth as Gay.

Rule #4 - Douchetits.

[1234567890nam]

they have good voice acting

[c972rivers]

Lol... dude i love Dissidia... but if you had written the storyline and had done the acting in all of the voices... i would of loved it more xD

[HeartlessSora1234]

LOL why the f'ck is kefka running in circles the funniest thing ever?!?

[LordManda2]

@HeartlessSora1234 Cause hes a clown: its his profession to make mundane things look hilarious xD

[GamerXZ0]

I love how this turned out. you kept most of the characters in character but funnier. I especially like how bad things are for Garland, and I liked how Cecil was performed. Shard Spider almost sounds like Yuri(Cecil's VA) himself. I also liked how you kept Shantotto in complete character, rhyming and all. Keep it up guys, this looks like a great series in the making.

[seohirothssoul]

Hey, you forgot to list Bartz's voice actor in the credits.

And lol at Shantotto! "You'd best leave now and never show your face, or I will kick your ass all over the place." PERFECT!!

[DaBiggieK]

@seohirothssoul Bartz is just Kefka in disguise, and I try to make sure the two sound similar in voice, I credit Bartz and most disguises Kefka will most likely run through in credits as simply "Kefka."

[Shadow00000000000001]

HAHAHAHA! I KNEW it was going to be Shantotto. XD

And Kefka's voice was perfect. XD

[DeltaNim]

Love it ^_^ excellent as usual

[CallumBricheees]

To be quite honest i dont have a fucking clue who any of theese characters are ecxept the tin can he looks like one of the knights of the round table SUmmon

[LordManda2]

@CallumBricheees Garland (the metal guy), Kefka (the clown), and The Emperor (the guy in gold) are the villans from FF1, FF6, and FF2 respecivly. Cecil (guy in the dark-purple armor), Furion (one with the bow and arrow), and Bartz (the man-woman xD) are the heroes from FF4, FF2, and FF5 respectivly.

[rangesaded]

the angry guy has a big jiggling penis

[SunnyFTW87]

@rangesaded wat

[forrestfire101CLUB]

XD Lovin it!!

[midoriuchiha1]

lol " i hope nobody saw that " "pity" " FAWK"

[wirablemonster2]

this is really good i wantz more!

[ossy102]

I still dont understand how garland and chaos came back after getting their butts kicked in the first final fantasy

[redflame08]

how did they get 3 people on one map o.o

[mac0TAc0]

@leoanddan11

Alt+F4 closes your current session