Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch Lyrics

[frostdragonlord]

This is definitely going into my list of all time favorite songs!

[Dragonriders101]

I listen to this song all the time because its addicting...

[Nailgun666]

49 viewers are reptiles

[molomo1000]

:O

[zMeRCuRydreamZz]

Love this song lol added it 2 my favorites

[USA16395]

i love how in the vevo video version it says every single word except one which is doggy. I remember listening this at like 5 or 6 years old. i now understand what it is really about.

*mental slap

[GetNTehFlask]

I can listen to the end forever.

[UnamedAccount1]

Haha it's funny that when i was young i would listen 2 this and sing it 2 my friends not knowing what any of this ment. Now that I'm older I laugh thinking that my friends would sing the lyrics with me (getting horny now) ;p

[TheLaw519]

Some men sing love songs to their girlfriends, real men sing this! :)

[GreenEyedSatanxx99]

I sing this song to my friends and they think it's totally innocent... Listen up, bitches :P

[ClogzYPop]

I was singing this when i was like 6 :L

[aiden999999999]

back when i was like 4 or 5 my sister was playing this song in my moms truck and i thought it was about hampsters and stuff that were from egypt lol now that i am at the age to understand the song i am hitting myself mentally

[Sonnenblume1996]

the awkward moment, when you realize, that many of the songs you rlly liked as child are about sex....

(okay, my native language isn't english, so i couldn't understands the lyrics... :> )

[Mimyakko]

Joeyblondewolf2! :D

[invaderscar]

love this me and my loves song cause when we do it we like the discorvery channel animals LOL

[GumballrockandLump25]

My boyfriend's ringtone for me hahahahahaha xD

I love him so much :D

[DaniEla190397]

I love this song♥ :))

[nick10025]

Takes me back to high school

[puredemoniczick]

This song makes me think of pre-2008 America. Yea. The good old days.

[mscrooked13]

My boyfriend sings this all the time!!!

[KatieDolan18]

This song is kinda hot haha and it's even more hot when my boyfriend starts to sing it ;)

[flowerass1000]

ASF

[Xspooks4]

(receiving of course)

[Xspooks4]

this song reminds me of my first hand job!

[Fhallin]

I beat off to this song

[MysticalUnicorn3]

MarkCindi1-- The name of that song is Tonight (I'm loving' you) by Pitbull and someone else, I forgot his name.

[NateTahGreat]

@MysticalUnicorn3

I thought the song was "Tonight I'm fucking you" by Enrique Iglesias. Or did it get remixed or something.

[diannajb1]

OMG, I love this song!!! HOT!

[AngelOfLight50]

I remember this played at my Aunt's wedding when I was about 7. Some how I thought it was completely innocent. So I came back to find it and I am mentally slapping myself for thinking that.

[illusion618]

@AngelOfLight50

LMFAO LMFAO NICE

[dulcecortez1234]

it is the sexiest song ever

[fluffymole0913]

After trying to sing along, I have come to the conclusion that the lead singer does not require the ability to breathe...

[11ty62]

I'm in such a good mood. It's after 3 in the mornin but I wanna go on an adventure and cause mischief

[rosyapplesunglasses]

@11ty62 but instead you're on youtube, how adventurous.

[scarsaresexy23]

Best song ever!

[metallegs002]

Omg my boyfriend plays this over the phone and I'm just like , "NOO!! we r too young for that!!"

[DKeller4113]

@metallegs002 you mean you're too prude. just give him some. neither of you will regret it. nobody likes a prude bitch.

[HereticTakesFlight]

@DKeller4113 what if that girl is like 12-14?? Because I am hoping no guy over the age of 15 would play this song over the phone as a way to get in someones pants

[MichaelaLeMongoola]

@metallegs002 Don't listen to DKeller4113. It's people that give out bad advice like that which gets others into trouble. Just do whatever you feel comfortable doing instead :) .

[MissMadMonster]

Is weird that my Boyfriend just randomly starting singing this today in class?

[PunkForTheMoment]

I am trying so hard not to deck it laughing right now! I remember singing this when I was younger and thinking it was the best thing ever Rolf!

[sweetheartricka7122]

Hhaha I remember this song from a long time ago... I just remember thinking this video is weird.. Not knowing what it meant when I was younger. Im twenty and I still think its weird but still catchy and funny lol

[MarkCindi1]

This song makes me think of that song that this is a situation to every single nation but baby tonite I'm loving you oh oh oh oh oh anyone know the name of it cuz I don't :| (oh and ask xXKICKBUTT900Xx for [{X9}] on ps3 mw2

[MarkCindi1]

davidfalloutbandit hell no don't listen to this you have to be at least 13 I mean seriously do you know what sex is hopefully not

[PeeWeeCupcakes]

This is my new fave song.(:

[XxScoutGoezRawrxX]

THEY PLAYED THIS ON THE FURCAST LIVE STREAM :D <333

[Vulpenze]

@XxScoutGoezRawrxX I was there, I know. X3

[XxScoutGoezRawrxX]

@Vulpenze vulp,how can u stand the new layout?D: its stooopid lol

[maddyr128]

Omg looooove this song so much!! It's so catchy! :P

[Emolove0614]

I love this song haha and Idk why <3

[UrickWolfsktaag]

I like the Bloodhound Gang, been listening to them for years, but i'm an adult. I find it disturbing that so many children are falling into this and liking it at way too young an age. And ur right about this causing girls to get molested cos they listen to it and start acting slutty, thinking it's all innocent, and then one day...... BAM!

[urbz88]

@UrickWolfsktaag i agree ♠

[BrookieLovesYou1xD]

@UrickWolfsktaag I Love this song.. But I wouldn't become slutty over it, like some girls would.. :P

[InLoveWithJames12]

BEST SONG IN HISTORY !! Dont sing infront of your pricipal though :(

[BrookieLovesYou1xD]

Been listening to this To this since it came out. I'm 17 now lol xD

[r04grwild]

@BrookieLovesYou1xD same but im 18 LOL

[BrookieLovesYou1xD]

@r04grwild Haha :)

[PinHeadLarry98]

How old is this song?

[WithoutInsight]

@PinHeadLarry98 It came out in 1999.

[r04grwild]

@JuicyCoutureGirl1213 why not haha its hilarious! :)

[bananerpuss8me]

LOVE IT

[Heartlollipop1616]

My mum always played that song when she drove me to kindergarten when I was 4♥

[jessss1996]

Ahhh the nineties... Why don't we have songs like this now? ;)

[davidfalloutbandit]

i'm 8 years old......i love this!!!!!

[Deejay91609]

too down xD haha 

[guygallagher410]

Your video is popular on Honiara

[cupcakeporno]

Sadder

[zwoooooooooosh]

Thumbs up if you first heard this on Dancemat.

[Movementxx]

I found this song funny cuz I'm Batman.

[390904TITANIC]

Oh no! 43 people didn't feel nuts 

[crackerandfriends]

This song is disturbing. -.-

[tippgames]

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel < you dont need more

[theActualMidget]

as i child i genrally thought this was about hamsters running around stealing humans :L but now ivve came to an age where no matter what it is its dirty - understanding it correctly now ;D - it kinda goes with the converstatio im having at the moment :L <3 #childhood song :L

[MrTroydninja]

@theActualMidget Stop trying to have worms!

[GamerKewl]

well.... that was um... sexually scientific! 0_o

[WhitebrosU]

It's (I appreciate it in the butt) not input get it right

[bubblepopelectrica]

I came here to learn these lyrics for New Years Eve tonight ;o

[GamerKewl]

@bubblepopelectrica lol me too! xD i hear this song on new years eve and i was laughing at first

[CrazyToastedBunny]

17 year old likey... xD

[jackerthegreat]

Boss song

[TheKiNgDaVe16]

Oh!! motherfuckers childrens

[ooba13524]

did anyone else watch the discovery channel after this? 

[no1kirsty09]

I stayed up all night listening to this now imma sleep it of xD

[yaya211000]

i heard this in the movie gamer

[mrsunday36]

omfg my boyfriend sings this song almost every day...O.o should i be concerned?

[dougy1138]

@mrsunday36 maybe alittle

[HereticTakesFlight]

@mrsunday36 Perhaps?

[funnyman093]

I can't believe smoke people have never heard this song before....WTF??!?!?!?

[TheMyspace619]

I found this in gamer the movie

[N0tS0Funnyl0l]

Put yo hands down my pants and I bet you feel nuts.

[souleaterxstein]

I Found This Song Cuz....I'm Batman ¬.¬

[FightingSaints76]

I know EVERY word

[InsaneForVampires]

My friend told me to look this up!

[TheSickHumanBeing]

I thought they showed animal mating on Animal Planet :))

[NrutoUchiha1]

@BillsRule250 i hear it as "id apprecate it in the butt"

[FragILetGo]

Why the fuck did my gf tell my to look this up?

[dragonessflight]

@FragILetGo A hint this is methinks, hhhhmmm

[Gleefan918]

I can't remember where I've heard this song before, was it in a movie or something?

[tiistaieuforia]

@Gleefan918 It's probably been everywhere. It's a classic.

[bjrockstar200]

35 people are reptiles :)

[EpicStrat]

Why's all the 12 year olds saying their age, I'm pretty sure thats how you get a stalker and get molested

[13ROBG]

@EpicStrat lmao when i looked this had 12 likes XD

[GreenJello21]

I'm a girl but love this song too. Lol leave it to my boyfriend to show me this song. :)

[KLMP14]

Is it bad that i love this song even tho im a girl? xD

[BillsRule250]

Dude he said im gunna push it in your but not I appreciate ur imput

[Liboo52]

This son is a little suggestive

[SoCalG9]

Told my ex to listen to this and she just gave me a (; you know what that meaannsss!! [:

[trueWhatever]

The Song sounds better in 360p.... oh ...

[anonymousanswerer]

@JeSuislgenu THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING!!! ESPECIALLY AT THE PART ABOUT THE SOUTH SEAS! XDDDDD

[DesiLovesSouthPark]

My boyfriends best friend (my ex) just tld me to listen to this...

[nerdyzombie1]

@DesiLovesSouthPark tht doesnt sound too good ._.

[TheUndeadDuck]

Science teaches don't appreciate you singing this when your learing about sex! :P

[LVmobster27]

Im in 7th grade. I would've understanded these lyrics in 4th. Guess im not very sheltered

[Tomzo9000]

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel!!!!!!!!!

[victoriapauline13x]

YES!

[rob121000]

And now syncronized humping

[baastiiexD]

Awesome.

[iloveyew4evr1234]

everything happens to 7th graders. lmao

[ITZERNIE12]

This is one of those songs that you have to replay so many fuckin times and its stuck in your head for hella days

[78therage]

ha hah too much fun mis the good ol days.

[MyVidsForLosers]

This song is so bad.. But I love it. :)

[wizard101iamlvl40]

@iloveyew4ever1234 I'm 12 and in 7th grade 2 and the same thing happened lol!

[0423shade]

@wizard101iamlvl40 n0 fUcK!Ng W@Y iM 15 iN 7tH Gr@d3 @ND da same thing happend to me

[tiffrawr96]

I love love love love this song so so so so so so so so much its amazing

[iloveyew4evr1234]

im only 12 and i understand these lyrics!!! but im in 7th grade so i should kno wat they mean!!! lmao!!! my friend charlee started singin this to me and then me and her got yelled at by the teacher for laughing!!! hahahahaha lmfao!!! xD

[ShaunoTheDeid]

@iloveyew4evr1234 Cool story bro

[davidfalloutbandit]

number one dumbest question........LYIRCS?

[reiniereiniereinier]

:DDDDDDDDDDDD

[flynn15roblox]

O_o

[epathicus]

very cool song!!!!!!! i hope they do some other good songs next ...I say it right on english???

[JeSuisIngenu]

THE BAD TOUCH TRIO WAS HERE. 

[annalauraatkins]

@JeSuisIngenu lol!

[freakforever19]

@JeSuisIngenu heheehehksesesees Yep. I was thinking that when south seas part came in XD

[2011mrsally]

this is the bast song in the whole world!!!!!

[XxLeaveMeXx]

@JeSuisIngenu That was the first thing I thought of xDDD

[c00lg33k]

epic and true!

[xxxxxxxxKimxxxxxxx]

memories <3

[sonnygirlful]

ENDLICH hab ich dieses lied gefunden :)))) *-*'

[Tahonamaya]

0:40 If you want to the lyrics....

[monster1751]

i knew this song lyrce when i was 6



[jessicaaloveslife]

leave it to my boyfriend to show me this song... hahahah

[wonnacott15]

Xiaolin Showdown brought me here XD

[sassholio]

Dude, have the lyrics change faster, this is impossible to karaoke to.

[theaxylum]

@sassholio

No the lyrics arent faster, Its always been this fast, Its just the way that Jimmy Pop sings the song.

[sassholio]

@theaxylum You misunderstand me. I was simply saying that the words on the screen (the lyrics) do not change fast enough for someone to read as they are singing it.

[theaxylum]

@sassholio

My bad (I feel like an asshole now lol). Yeah this wasnt really made for karaoke though but im sure you could find a version more suitable for it - Not ever lyric video is perfect.

[TheMaebunny]

Why do I like this song so much?

[rednecksdudes]

^^ my gf is name is chloe haha

[SuperSinGirl]

Guys, I first listened to thiswhenI was 9. I got every word of it.

[KuroNekoPL]

So many memories.....

[XxCookieRox5509XX]

I'm 12 and I understand every word in this song but my friend is 11 and well, this was our conversation.

Friend: what's on the discovery channel that they keep talking about?

Me: *Epic Facepalm*

friend: is it sex?

Me: OMFG no duh bitch!

[theoriginalhegs94]

@XxCookieRox5509XX I'm 12, and what is this?

[SteelcityAndy]

I`d forgotten how great this song is....love it :-)

[GlassesNinja]

Fucking memorized this like a boss.

[JeanElCrow]

D: i was like 12 or something :3

[crappyusername6969]

I was 13.... Hehehe

[darianqre]

@crappyusername6969 Of course you were

[crappyusername6969]

This song was the reason I had my first BJ. It was a really hot chick

[MrTuttifrutti123]

Im 8-year-old boy from sweden, i don't understand even a word of this song but i like the beat :)

[whatupguys1]

@MrTuttifrutti123 you should really not know what the lyrics say at your age... your parents would probably ground you if they knew you listen to this XD

[MrTuttifrutti123]

@whatupguys1 It was jk u smartass ;)

[blade7294]

its funny when you start singing it and girls look at you and wink it happend to 5 times in school and my girlfriend said well were are we going to do it at so i could be a mammal i said hell yes

[TheCProdigy]

Fuck yeah!

[souleaterxstein]

Me:Lets Do It Like They Do It On The Discovery Channel!

Pissed Teacher:Yes Thats A Suitable Way To Put It Chloe Thank you...

Me: :3

Pissed Teacher:Now Get The Hell Out My Class Room

Me: *sings it down the corridor*

Totally worth it

[Wertical93]

@souleaterxstein ... how you do :3 in real life? :D