Phallic Commercial Parody

[13mdark]

hahahahaha all i can see is 8===D

[Edd360]

|lllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllllllllllllD

(_)_)

[Zuerill]

penis jokes never get old, do they?

[FibonaziProductions]

PENIS.

Awesome video.

[11mada11]

buying a condom: 15$, paying a hooker: 10$, having a penis: priceless

[rorydathomas452]

@11mada11 ILL KILL YOU, THATS MASTERCARD

[Leogun94]

@11mada11 Where the fuck did you get a single condom for 15 bucks? Someone ripped you off.

[sladunkaAa]

@11mada11 for some people...its very pricey to get a penis.

[dddevoy]

@11mada11 Dude your condoms are REALLY expensive, and your hookers are dirt cheap xD

[sn0boR3d2]

i lol'd at the cactus.

[Zuerill]

penis.

hihi

[NearyO666]

Well played good sirs, well played

[brazilian1asian]

ah he said it

[BatgirlMods]

LOL ! I'm so getting an American Express card cause of this advert <3

[dragonkillification]

8===========D~~~~~~~~~

[shoopdawoop32]

@dragonkillification oh! what might that be?

[smiledangerously]

I'm not going to lie..

I just dont quite get it.

[RedMilkproductions]

@smiledangerously i won't blame u. i found this one to be quite HARD to get also.

[bolloxinator]

@smiledangerously It's probably because you're looking for something that isn't there mate. You're being invited to laugh at things shaped like dicks. That's it really.

[empv2]

lulzy

[Scootercross66]

@theflamer44

Yeah me niether, except it wasn't until the golf corse, then I had to watch the whole thin over... I'm not too obsevant :/

[FixerNK]

0:32 =O

[guywithskills]

PENIS!!

[theflamer44]

I didn't notice that everything looked like a penis until the hotel sign

[Mishinima]

#LOL

[MRITALL1]

"Choosing another card could be a boner.Penis ahhaha I said it"

[999Ammar]

"choosing another card would be a boner" HAHA xD

[xXPointBreak]

HUH!

[mora3000]

ahahahahahaah

[sarahcbe]

PMSL!!

[Dxj90]

What's the message of this ad?

[DaRRoXX]

I found this video to be pretty hard to get on top of.

[BXMetalsCo]

ROFLMFAOL

[Thetrutv]

gay

[PvtBasic]

sup

[marissa4044]

too funny.

[Iforkyou]

Hilarious

[flickeries]

#CUTE

[Fomelogo]

gay

[Yodaime2]

#lol

[ProtoSnake]

pretty funny

[kristeen2]

lol



[Haarmonics]

@LastStartInk - I love your American Express card, too. I kid, I kid. But seriously, the whole identity theft thing is a bigger issue than American Express's Penii (plural for Penis?). Okay, time to quit dicking around. This video; was it a win, or a phail? I don't have a bone to pick with it. Zzzzzzzz

[Nahoc10]

#CUTE

[EaSyEaSyy]

they got all the pics from accidentalpenis . com

[danielmadstv]

@EaSyEaSyy and why the hell do you know that?

[metalconroy]

LOL PENIS!

[Karimsama]

I see...

[TalmaTalmit]

lol

[Vleertouwer]

#OMG #CUTE #LOL #FTW #FAIL

[undersquirl]

perfect for americans!

[MegaDoomsday123]

lets not flagged this

[TacticusPrime]

O right all the smiley faces they have in their videos, i get it. Nice one guys.

[PunkVlogger96]

cactus with a boner

[LastStartInk]

this is phenomenal. brilliantly done. and i love my amex card.

[hockeyrules4]

hahaha i dont know about everyone else but theres an actual american expess ad at the top right corner when i watch this video

[TheShiftingStudios]

i lolled at "We're mounting partnetships"

[fatabbot11]

the song reminds me of hitman blood money

[awesome2554]

Thumbs up if u been on that golf course :D

[wedewdw]

.\. lmao

[andreim1994]

ok...that was random xD

[dhaneshkumar007]

Sooo gay

[jorgepidgy]

what song is that??

[JonBatz]

@jorgepidgy bach's cello suite number 1, enjoy it

[aLittleBlackSheep]

@jorgepidgy Bach's Cello Suite No. 1, I think...

[Suzaku812]

ahahahahhhh i said it! <3

[cyberk25]

LOL that dripping cock

[idunnospeakaengrish]

its just looking at things that look like dicks, nothing gay about that

[fuzzboyzi]

\..penis.... hahahahajahshshcajsbjs i said it

ROFL

[1ApertureRealist]

I don't get it, what were they trying to say?

^Jkjk XD

[DamagedF0X]

ROFL! XD

Choosing another card would be a boner....penis...

[ladysarah101]

@JOZEGERXRDO

bach cello suite.. prelude no. 1

[radioguns]

Lol an amercan express ad up in the corner

[feoka]

XD XD XD

[hlblade57]

yeh its a man credit card used to buy manly things

[BrothersWeird]

Hahahaa! I said it!

[xTRICKYxx]

lol

[ElectronicCukie]

PENIS!

[Shivron95]

ehh, not their best one.

[AnimationsInColors]

I didn't get why did he say peni...Ohhhh!

[AdvaitSarkar]

lol the cactus dick was epic

[thapwnisher]

i jacked off to this video.

[UberSanctuary]

I don't see what this video has to do with penises.

[nack287]

@UberSanctuary everything was vaugely penis shaped

[TheDarkHavok]

@nack287 Trolled.

[Rahofeling13]

@UberSanctuary He says words like emasculated, excited, or standing up which can be references to them

[0hBr0therProductions]

@Rahofeling13 I'm pretty sure he was kidding.

Or he's so dumb it's not worth explaining.

[Rahofeling13]

@0hBr0therProductions I felt like feeling important =(

[0hBr0therProductions]

@Rahofeling13

No worries.

[Shivron95]

@UberSanctuary Seriuosly???? It has em all over the place!

[UberSanctuary]

@Shivron95 Geez guys, I was kidding. Don't flip out.

[darkrailand]

e.o

[TigerIPanzer]

yanks are obsessed with cocks...USA = land of the gays

[AssholePatrol]

@TigerIPanzer

Satire

UK: Land of the hypercritical and arrogant.

[Moofoofy]

@TigerIPanzer lmao

[BigSlurpppp]

AHhahaha he said it

[DennisBayazitov]

This video is quite hard to observe.

[brownbridges]

@DennisBayazitov hard... he he he

[PwnageSeason]

@DennisBayazitov lol you said hard

[ijohnnyturtle]

I found that hard to watch.

[WiseHagbard]

Robert Shift does not understand. He feels sad, and left out.

[blainey25]

The process of watching this video was long and hard.

[KingdomAtWar]

0:10

*drip*

[afslover123]

"Penis. Aaaaaah I said it!!" Screw Amex because this video is Mastercard: Priceless.

[invaderzimismyfav]

LOVE IT!

[firecorps123]

pingas

[almo0801]

...even with the most rigid quality standards!

[Legpullers]

:D lol

[purecuIt]

meh, just a video of shit that looks like a dick, and capt'n obvious voiceover!

[Abebil]

jesus christ! it's shane dawson doing the voiceovers!!!!!!

[xXm4ttuXx]

@Abebil

is it?^^

[LatinoRalph]

I lol'd

[Valleydoll2003]

lmao!!!!!!!!!

[jemar120011]

#LOL

[Caspar1501]

LOL

[megabobi1]

#LOL  #FTW #OMG

[Pielord09]

bow chika wow wow

[zetaroxos]

lol

[Shiv2k9]

#LOL

[asuhz]

LOL

[TuxedoTudorGuy]

#lolz

[retsnom92]

#OMG

#LOL

#FTW

[125gamabunta]

#FTW

[alcoolic12]

#LOL

[0THEASSASSIN0]

#LOL

[emils2]

omg

[zoltanos025]

hahahaha

[thevlogerfamily]

Well

[xeadm]

why are te penis circumcised

[sperrepolken]

I didn't think of dicks until 0:19. I was like "wtf??" and had to rewind it and watch it again. Nice one!

[vireak209]

American Express...Makes Your Penis Bigger >:3

[MrLegodude43]

i dont get the lol things??? why are they orange???

[Cigarrock]

@MrLegodude43 click on it and you may just figure it out

[xXguitardude9Xx]

so... many... PUNS.... MIND. BLOWN.

[rspatrikozors]

omg i loove the pics! so funny

[ShitZOnya]

We Stand up for our customers. So they don't have to. they have to kneel. For the meal.

[Glopnotishboober]

#LOL

[Itachigreeneyes]

LOLOL

[Myster36]

whats the name of the song?

[DarthPlagueis1990]

@Myster36

"Cello-Suite" by Johann Sebastian Bach

[gaphoogys]

@Myster36

'Cello Suite No. 1 in G Major', BWV 1007: I. Prelude

composer: Johann Sebastian Bach

[Srslol]

We stand up for our customers.

[SmileyFerretFace]

Hahaha xD

[lukerz342]

#LOL

[Axelman04]

#LOL is so strange:) !?

[playtowin999]

WTF#

[playtowin999]

#WTF

[amandasweet]

LOL

[ftgv1]

#LOL #CUTE #FAIL #OMG #FTW

[rossieroz]

whahah

[bogrowlie]

What sad tight assholes disliked this vid?

[MCwackyJ]

@LOL

[demonik23]

lol...this is awesome :))

[Pivotdude653]

3 time watching this never gets old =P

[rkim10]

#LOL

#FTW

[Roy275]

@rkim10 #FAIL

[123mysticwarrior]

#LOL mad vidd

[thisisnecessary]

I wonder how much money they got from this.

[420yendal]

watching this video a 2nd time made me laugh even harder

[hardcoremya]

pathetic fallacy of a phallic! FTW

[joseskate05]

Penis hahaha I said it!

[lockheed22]

financial FIRMs...hahaha

[darksonic50047]

it would be a boner... Penis lmao that guy said it all calm and shit

[justwowvids]

#FTW

[shirophoenix1]

lol!! very funny, hahahaha!!!

[Bilibone]

"We Stand Up for our customers"! LOL

[ccmatthews0]

i get it

[Jaydog1OO]

best vid all month

[Jude16dude]

@MsFatdaddy

It's pics of dicks

[DefinitelyNotMike]

@Jude16dude im pretty sure he realizes that lol

[FoxyYoli21]

haha i started to understand it like half way thru hha

[wafflecraft]

#LOL

[Duckman1616]

That music was in hitman blood money...

[iknowninja]

Hah. I thought that was a real ad. XD

[brennnnnaxd]

@iknowninja lmao me too!

[MsFatdaddy]

Why were they just showing random pictures? Lol jk that was funny

[BockChoiBoy]

fucking love the cactus picture HAHAHHA

[gamefreek41795]

#LOL

[JustHaveToLetIt]

nothing like a good penis joke...

[ShibbyHoee]

love it

[error404unavailable]

#penis