Cold Steel Sjambok (Sham-Bawk)

[mayanmaster92]

Does it come with the ping pongs?

[youngknight12]

The sjambok, also known as the "get the fuck off me" stick

[openrange117]

if you need to kill and slightly mutalate watermelons, cold steel has the tools you need.

[TheOshcar]

does it come with those shorts?

[billosby512]

0:29 Starwars Jedi training

[rascalMatt17]

when i was a boy my father beat me with this. Is that what these are really for?

[Lukos0036]

@rascalMatt17 Supposed to be for cattle and swatting flies. Your father was/is a horrible person for using one on a child.

[shocks007]

0:30 nice shorts

[blazingfury26]

0:29 squash cold steel style

[eers2ya]

What's up with hitting a wiffle ball? Purpose?

[gibblesbits]

@eers2ya To practice reflecting extremely slow bullets

[1102071]

Why spend so much money on that shit, when you can just get a stick from your tree?

[Lodown4Lyfe]

the fat guy needs sum pants

[harrison521478]

why dose he have thos shorts i guess they think they make him more agile

[VlamStalker]

For in a moshpit.

[Zubirrex]

I always get a kick out of their fat CEO in all these videos. What was the point of showing him doing batting practice in his ultra tight biker shorts. Ridiculous.

[BlueRazor69]

now you to can protect your family, chop up cardboard cutouts, AND slice water melon all in one convenient package

[devopevojavo]

"THINK WITH YOUR DIP STICK JIMMEH!!!"

[boomboomveilside]

play tennis or basball

[maxheadroom1986]

and a wiffle bat!!!

[L4t3r41u5]

what the fuck is going on with your shorts

stop that shit

[bboishowoff]

scary!!

[gcore18]

@ :30 whos gonna be lightly tossing plastic balls at you?

[3dviman]

If you ever get attacked by cardboard, watermelons, extremely pale men who throw weak exaggerated punches, and numerous white plastic balls you will be fucked because you sure as hell won't buy this shit.

[b4hsleepy]

why is he wearing shorts what the fuck is wrong with you all

[andydjw]

I think you mean you're.

[soul111smasher]

either they threw shitloads of balls and only showed the hits, or thompsons got wicked aim with this thing

[atangvideo]

i was about to comment on that too. thompsons is fat, but he sure is coordinated

[soul111smasher]

Alls we need to do is stick him on a treadmill and we might have something here.

[andydjw]

Gee if I ever get attacked by a cardboard person or water melon, with this I will be safe!

[marcelthemaoist]

I guess your a imbecile and need to see weapons demonstrated on humans to know they work?

[bigvthe123]

i might by one to replace my wiffle ball bat

[m415mike]

When you're done beating the crap out of intruder with your sjambok, be sure to use the sjamwow to clean up the blood!

[elgostine]

*considers comment*

*nods in appreciation*

win.. *gives +1

[kilo199999999]

It's totall awesome!!! I bought the 42 inch one and it's perfect! Thank you cold steel. It has some many practical applications.

[5093329225]

what exactly can u use that for other than beeting up a person ?

[XxBowieTipxX]

Every time I buy a Coldsteel product, I feel ripped off.

[mansonfollower15]

how so?

[brreed82]

Cold Steel has the best product demo's around, but whats with the wiffle balls?

[Vergil017]

Just for fun.

[wrght9185]

WANT! WANT! WANT!

[Kp89Tm]

But this is only usefull, if you can use it.

(Situation your condition, etc...)

[BringerOfD]

and is it practical to carry one? dont think so, for home defense maybe (if your hallways are extra wide. and camping i guess protect against animals

[Rawrcakes]

Some hikers carry bull whips as defense against bulls and other stuff. Animals respond very nicely to sound-barrier-breaking pain.

[BringerOfD]

and hence i mentioned camping

[tfs123123]

that big guy should not have worn shorts!!

[meatloafkiller101]

seems cool but what's with batting practice at the end

[reignofcrimson]

the first shows power

second multi use

third accuracy

i saw a rancher hit a trespasser with one of theese it cut him open with one hit

[BOBAbladeMAR]

wow! that is the favorite game of my cat to! she also like when i throw ping pong bals at her, and then she punches them whit her pows!

[rickyabaker]

This is the best comment in the history of youtube!

[staringintotheabyss]

LOL was the cardboard picture a chick? Domestic violence promotion much? LMAO

[iBlake]

Black sweatshirt, check.

Short black shorts, check.

Ass-kicking shoes, check.

[soulgoul]

lol that looks like a damn rubber whip!! that would hurt

[Alphawaste123456]

whats that dude? srry not sure what that is

[youseemreallybored]

dude when they were showing self defence i seriously felt bad for the other guy

[Alphawaste123456]

Damn that thing is amazing honestly , can u imagine the friggin pain that shit must cause it tore thru carboard and it has no sharp edge . like we say in jamaica " Bruk bones an mash up flesh"

[Trigcure]

that fat guy is a world-reknown martial artist, he also designed some awsome knives, but i have to say, that gross abuse of pinpong balls.. poor pingpong balls..

[arcticcatmaniac]

the fat guy would be good at baseball

[DecipleOfMagus]

that fat guy is a dork

[emsaps]

The reason 'the fat guy" is wearin' funny outfits...cause Lynn Thompson like many of us old fat guys is we don't care what any one thinks and we wear what ever the *#@* we want, and the stupid ball hit?... I saw former SA riot police whip thrown rocks out of the air with Sjamboks. These things are blinding fast and will put you down and take the fight-right-out-a-ya with minimal contact.

[k0mpassi]

Why does the fat guy use those rediculous clothes -.-

[BiltongBaz]

Didnt think the rest of the world used these things

We still have heaps of them made from hippo skin lying around the house

They work fine so do the melted kaffir ones

Whats wrong with the hippo skins ?

In South Africa these days we get into shit for beating kaffirs when we catch them in our house stealing

Now we have to shoot them dead put a knife in their hand & say our life was threatend

[BiltongBaz]

Do the laws in America also protect the criminals like in the new SA? Its become a kaffir run shit-hole with communist ANC terrorist in government

-disarming every honest white man & prosecuting any1 with millitary training so the cunts can kill steal destroy & rape without getting killed

Bring back the caspirs & riot police

Die Vierkleur sal weer wapper

[effigytormented]

Sounds like the game has turned around right? Well you know what they say, "What goes around comes around."

[BiltongBaz]

Sounds like you dont have a clue about what you talking about lol

Innocent little babies having their arms & legs broken, being repeatedly raped then being wrapped in news-paper & burnt alive

Old woman gang raped & having their tits burnt off with an iron while their husbands are tied up & forced to watch

Tell me again what these people ever did wrong Or are you somehow trying to justify these horrific crimes on innocent people ?

Whites never ever treated any black like that !

[effigytormented]

Oh yes never, apart from the lynchings, cross burnings, burning churches with little old "Black" ladies in them, bombing their chruches, slaver, apartheid and imperiallism of conquering their native countries and then having the gall to still live there afterwards . . . you sir are a retard.

[BiltongBaz]

HAHA ! I dont think ive ever heard such crap in my life lol Whose ass-hole did you suck that B.S. out of?

As I said you clearly dont have a clue about SA history

"lynchings cross burnings churches with Black ladies in, bombing, slaver, apartheid imperiallism, conquering their native countries

Are you genuinly this stupid ? Do you believe in tooth-fairies ? LOL shame But we definately arent talking about my country here LOL

[effigytormented]

Are you an idiot? Half of that stuff happened in my own country, church burnings, lynchings, the KKK (a hideous organization of rapists and idiots in their own right) perpetuated many of these crimes, even into the modern day. In fact two idiots were recently arrested with the thought of slaughtering hundreds of African-Americans ending with the current president and you're telling me I sucked this out of an ass? You sir, are as blind to the truth as you are to reality.

[effigytormented]

And so are you saying that you don't live in an African country that was once predominantly African? Seriously? Did you just magically pop up there with you pale ass, easy and free with no prior occurrences? I'm not saying all white people are to blame, but there are criminals and fools on all sides. That was my point, you take the stand that only the people you belong to are free of guilt. We did, in fact, conquer the whole of the world once if you recall and it wasn't peaceful.

[BiltongBaz]

You plain fucking stupid & dont have a clue about South Africa! WTF has KKK or church burning got to do with SA? lol You are dumb!

Boer are NOT a right wing organisation idiot, they are a seperate nation of people fighting for the land which the British stole from them, nothing like your dumb KKK

Boers were not settlers but a home-grown nation who developed on African soil! Boers didnt exist in any other country! Fuck nut you need to learn some history, do you even know where SA is? lol

[BiltongBaz]

Boers were oppressd by the Dutch & British so trekked inland to the UNINHABITED interior of the country escaping these oppressive rulers

The black bantu tribes inhabiting S Africa today are not the indiginous people of SA stupid prick & the Boers were the first people to claim the land as their own BEFORE any other bantu came along

The Boer & Zulu nation had made peace & the Zulu even gave the Boer a piece of land. At that time there were few people in SA & every nation had their own land!

[BiltongBaz]

You fucken dumb bacause you think SA was full of blacks in those days -IT WASNT! The Boers only encounted bantu people 125 years AFTER they had become a nation

I bet you know nothing about apartheid too stupid prick? After the Boer lost their republics, blacks WILLINGLY flooded the Boer republics from neighbouring African countries to work as cheap labour on the mines

& because they worked on a piece of land does not make it theirs prick! How the fuck can you say it belongs to the bantu?

[BiltongBaz]

Boer republics were internationally recognised as the "Boers" land

Unfortunately for the Boer gold was discoverd on their republic so the British decided to start war against the Boer to get the gold

Brits couldnt defeat the Boer even though they outnumberd them 7 to 1 so they invented the worlds` 1st concentration camps killing the Boer children & woman forcing the Boer to give up their Republics

British burnt Boers farms to the ground, killed their animals & poisoned their farm lands

[BiltongBaz]

You think "whites" are evil lol There were 3 very different groups of whites in SA -Which fucken whites are you talking about? You cannot mix them up idiot!

2nd Boer war was the most expensive & humiliating war Britain ever fought & was the begining of the end of the great british empire

The Boer have not had their own land since 1902 but have been fighting for it ever since so tell me again how us "whites" treated blacks?

Those old Boer Republics rightfully belong to the Boer, no1 else!

[BiltongBaz]

As a result of so many different cultures & people flooding the Boers republic it created an unnatural situation & to deal with this artificial MACRO-STATE the British had created, laws had to be made to control it

& this is why the British invented the stict seperation laws known as apartheid

Apartheid was essential & the only way such an artificial macro-state could be ruled. It was NOT meant to last But was part of the Soviet Strategy of the Conquest of South Africa

[BiltongBaz]

H Verwoerd tried by means of the home-land policy creating separate developments for each nation of black people

He was assassinated preventing the apartheid laws from being implemented properly. This ensured that SA could 1 day be ruled by a black communist president which would keep the country unstable. This is exactely why Magabe was elected to rule Zimbabwe & exactly why Mandella was chosen to rule SA in the early 80s

Its not whites its a small elite group of people who rule everything!

[BiltongBaz]

SA plays a big part in the NWO! The British had to keep SA as 1 unstable artificial macro-state otherwise they would not have been able to control the mineral wealth

If the Boers had kept their land, a NWO would NOT have been possible! You a fucken sheep, brainwashed by propaganda lies

Boers are currently facing genocide in SA & seen as right-wingers because they fighting for what rightfully belongs to them. They been fighting for their freedom ever sice they came into existance!

[Cockatiellover453]

why? whats so bad about that? like, what do they do?

[BiltongBaz]

whats so bad about what? The communist cANCer that rules our once beautiful country & does nothing to end the genocide on whites?

& if you were tied up & forced to watch your mother & baby sister get beaten & raped by 10 coons & then have their tits burnt off with an iron

-would you ask me the same question? These kind of things are quite common in SA & all the kaffir ANC do is dis-arm us, call us racist & say that us we complain too much

Look at Zimbabwe, its S Africas` soon to be future

[Cockatiellover453]

wow..how horrible. i hope you beat them good.

[Bullzeye95]

Yeah, the sweet spot at the end will definitely cut skin. The sjambok is unique because it has all the advantages of both the whip and the truncheon. It's flexible, can be whipped at tremendous velocity, but also is as hard and unyielding as a police baton.

[Bacopa68]

Why this crp showing how the sjambok can be used to grapple. Screw grappling. If I had a sjambok I'd back off in order to say "fuck with me and find out". First rule of melelee combat is that you fall back if you have a range advantage.

[emel60]

I'd like to have one. What happens if you hit somebody's leg on bare skin? Does the skin break? Can you bend the whip without it breaking?

[Alphawaste123456]

hey emel 60 I just got one of these and this thing light people on fire No lies man . Yes the upper end , ( the part that you hit people with ) can be bent over itself without breaking . And Ive hit myself with it a couple times and this thing burns.

[emel60]

somebody's ties sado-mazo

[necro1234yahoo]

Sjambok is one of the greatest anti-roit tools in existence, the old SA riot police worked wonders with these, they are truely devastating, Africa is one of the only places who had to develop hosiptals/clinics to deal with Sjambok wounds,you get hit full with one of these and God himself wont be able to help you.

[Cockatiellover453]

First off, it CAN and WILL hurt vitals because of the pressure and strength of these badasses. 2nd of all, talk about one intense game of baseball!!!

[akalyx]

..what does the baseball thing demonstrate?

[necro1234yahoo]

It just shows the raw amount of power this wields if you get the sweet spot which is near the end.

Getting hit with the middle is not nearly as bad, you get nailed with that sweet spot and u'll pray for someone to cut your leg off.

I had these back in South Africa, I got a 42" for my car and a 54" for home, the intruder you hit with this will pray for death, just keep swinging...

[Sw0rm]

It also shows how easy it is to hit something with it, compare to a bull whip.

[bixxl]

i will never hav to worry about being pelted by willfle balls or attacked by watermelons ever again!

[dionphinchcliffe]

Looks fun, i wouldnt mind trying one on a watermelon. But, ive yet to see a video of someone using it full force on someones face : (.

[InTheRainstorm]

I've seen one of these suckers tear a can of pepsi in half, I'm pretty sure they could open a cheek right up.

[Crazymike00]

i keep a 42inch one in my truck, thing is ballsy, tooling on the watermelon with this thing is a great show at cookouts

[InTheRainstorm]

This thing looks pretty brutal; I believe the white South African riot police used it. We could do with introducing it in the UK, rioters here seem to be allowed to get away with pretty much anything (possibly because a direct blow with a baton is going to crack bones and land people in trouble).

Oh, and sure the guy doesn't look like he's in very good shape, but neither does Eric Esch and he'd fuck you up. I agree wiffleball in short shorts was probably not a marketing brainwave, though.

[OafHammer]

I just had the honor of watching this guy fight empty hand in the flesh. He has trained (and trained hard)with some of the top guys in the world for many years. I know nothing about you (so i will not make rash judgements), but i firmly believe with or without a weapon he would give anyone a challenge. Lynn is a great fighter. oh.. and for the record if he had a weapon you wouldn't need to get near this man, he throws real good too :)

[xtheshame]

he's kind of a joke, and you sound like a fanboy making crap up

[OafHammer]

you sound like a troublemaker.

i just spent a week in California with the guy.

Try and judge someone on more than just one video on youtube. Do your homework before bad-mouthing someone. better still, do some training yourself and get off the internet.

[w7d3g8n2zx54]

most people talking shit in here from the comfort of Mommas computer would cry scream and beg like a school girl if hit once by this thing.

[InTheRainstorm]

Amen.

[1deinemama1]

lol but i think in a real fighting situation u can't use it propably, better learn a martial art...

[Exodia64]

I've heard that the Sjambok is standard issue for South African riot police.

[pwnage0013]

I would LOVE to see any of your little wussy haters in here that are slamming that "funny fat guy" try to attack him hand to hand and see what an ass whipping he puts on you and you run back to Momma.

[short4421]

NO..that fat guys a bad ass...so what if hes fat..hes fuckn skilled at his shit.

[leafsoup]

the fat guy is funny.

[happymealsniper]

that fat guy must be 1 fine tennis player

[iberollin]

OMG ITS THE ULTIMATE WEAPON OMG!!!!1

[justinfathamable]

my kids a little bastard, and im going to use this to beat the hell out of him.

[CaliforniaBearX4]

lol

[soda132]

behold the flexiclub

[bjggjb]

I've got a couple of these. "Guiltybystander" doesn't seem to appreciate a couple factors; firstly, how FAST this goddamn thing is. AND how hard it is to see coming. Forget about blocking it, if you're fool enough to come at somebody who's using one. Secondly, get this thing in the face a couple times and then see how you like getting worked over with the butt end while you're effectively incapacitated. As I said before, you AREN'T going to block it successfully. (BTW - your eyes aren't vitals?)

[hdnguyen1911]

damm when i was a kid when i screwed up my mom would bet the crap out of me thank god she did not have one of these ouch

[TheAirsofter]

ultimate ping-pong machine

[isveryniceyes]

A must-have if your ever attacked by a pingpong ball throwing ninja.

[hawleyx]

lol

[songunkilla]

guiltybystander is hating cuz he got his dick cut off by one of these.

poor dickless mofo...

[OafHammer]

I have heard accounts of public floggings with a sjambok and it was likened to slicing someone with a razorblade because of the wounds it inflicted.

I've seen one wreck a car tyre..i wouldn't like to see it wreck a person!

[guiltybystander77]

just cause it can fuck up a peice of cardboard doesn't mean it can do it to a person!

that goes for all of these videos!

[napalmdemon]

unlike a knife, the vibration on impact will do damge to vital organs without severing anything. Worse than the videos, actually.

[guiltybystander77]

no way, yea it would hurt like hell and give you a welt (mebe break the skin and leave a scar!), but i don't see it damaging vitals.

probably wouldn't even knock you out if that big guy swung full force, like i said though, it would definintley hurt like a whip.

[InTheRainstorm]

What makes you think it's supposed to damage vitals? It's a flexible baton, not a gatling gun.

[guiltybystander77]

dude, you want to reply napalmdemon not me.

hes the one that said you could hurt vitals with it. im just saying it would hurt like a mutherfucker.

[politeasskicker]

i prefer to get a gun if it's for killing. This thing is useless other wise. It isn't hard enough for a cane, shovel nor is it soft or long enough to use as a rope. useless scale is off the roof. Plus its function can be doublicated with a nunchuck

[DevilDawg2008]

I also prefer a gun, but in a CQB situation where you might not have time to ge to your gun, the Sjambok looks harmless, but can be deadly. A couple of my buddies had them on their gear, and they seemed to work. You should see what they do to a camel spider

[politeasskicker]

you don't need that handle a freaking camel spider that's fucking retarded. I can use cloth or my shirt to handle one of those. Plus if you say i might not have time to get my gun then same can be said about that halfass stick you gonna carry that shit around all the time? If you do get close to me i'll just graple you making it useless piece of shit. It'll boil down to my technique vs your not the halfass stick

[DevilDawg2008]

I realize that you dont need them to deal with a camel spider, its just really funny if you do. They explode everywhere! As to not being able to get to your gun, you can be holding that and look harmless, and a nice one looks like a cane ...

[DevilDawg2008]

...Plus, the guy should always have basic H2H fighting skills if he is going to carry any kind of weapon. Also, the Sjambok's end is hard and can be used as a close up bludgeon. I know all this because ive seen one used in real life in a combat zone. They work. Trust me.

[politeasskicker]

if you r willing to spend so much to see a spider explode and something that looks like a cane then go for it. If you want to see whether someone can pull a gun faster then you swinging your stick then you should search on youtube fast shooters.

[DevilDawg2008]

Ive seen fast shooters, thanks tho. Marine Special Operations has a few of those.

[Redbullwiemel]

What are they trying to proof there, that you can also play basebal with it?!

[nickynwong]

I love his pants - for someone who emphasizes tactical I doubt he could move tactically.

[matythemod]

that would sting!

[damarei]

actually, the sjambok hits pretty hard.

[Sarastro42]

you can play ping pong with this thing! Cool.

[retrab]

wow...something that can kill cardboard and watermelons....deadly stuff....

[nyumetsu]

I guess by your little triumph of sarcasm, guns aren't deadly either, seeing how people can shoot through watermelons and cardboard with them.

Swords and knives are also out of the question.

[metalhead91]

I think his point is that that's all the Sjambok can kill.

[ShroudedKiller]

Hardly.

[DevilDawg2008]

If you know how to use a Sjambok, you can kill someone with 1 hit.

[bearshaman0]

oh shit!! i better go hide my watermelons,whiffle balls and my cardboard cutouts quick!! :)who is that guy in all these colds steel vidoes? he reminds me of chris farley doing the "beverly hills ninja" movie.

[Kakarot21591]

That's Lynn Thompson, Cold Steel's president.

[Antzu313]

now they are teaching people how to kill a man with a whipping dildo...

[th3boy75]

damn, now i know i'm safe from flying wiffle balls, all i need now is some tight ass bikers shorts and then i can kill balls like this guy.

balls. tee hee :D

[necro1234yahoo]

SjamBok is the ultimate non lethal weapon, police force back home used them with devastating effect, not much on this planet quite feels like been hit with one of those babies.

[HylianNinja]

As revolting as a fat man in shorts is, you have to admire the fact that he's exposing his legs to what's basically a car antenna from hell. Flexible, yes, but rigid as hell in the upright, and they whip with VERY painful force. This dude's got more balls than I do (no pun intended). I won't wear anything less than riot armor when I'm messing with mine. Sjamboks HURT!

[VicariousReality7]

I remember getting whippd' by my friends with sticks. That hurts like fuck.

[BlackEyeBeatings]

lose the gay shorts man comon lol

[ZeroEffect29]

my brother bought a couple of those they are sweet

[Kyle359]

I bought the 42" version, chopped it down to about 30, and cord-wrapped the end. With the kraton butt, I cord-wrapped the cut end, and it makes for a great blackjack...

[laury150]

he's pretty accurate! Nice moves too"!

[laxfreak0012]

u mean broke lol

[kornetkor]

finally he breaked the ball.