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  • that looks fun

  • These are not Royal Marines....

    They are 40 reg RA they said to the marines... HOW HARD CAN A BEACH ASSAULT BE??!?!

    so the marines played a jokle and set this LOOOOL!!!!

  • Pongos. Not only do they get stuck in the mud, but they get their deserts muddy (big no no before deployment).

    A marine would SWIM through that shit...

  • "I'm stuck." Royal Marine Commandos, it's a state of mind.

  • They are not Royal Marines

  • im just gunna say RLC seamen navigator

  • 14 dislikes - The Bootnecks in this vid

  • I feel I should explain this video.

    It isn't the Royal Marines in this video.

    It was shot shortly after the initial bout of fighting in Iraq finished. The guys in the mud are in the Royal Artillery, the guy filming and the guy who parked the boat there were from the Royal Engineers.

    The Royal Artillery were creating a recruitment video to show that they did more than just shoot big guns. The problem was that the Sappers controlled the boats, so they soaked a portion of beach and landed there.

  • Why does everybody get so serious or slate these soldiers? If you've ever soldiered, you'd understand just have boggy that mud is (or just use you're eyes..). It doesn't matter if they're army or marines (and they are army, for the record), it would take superman to do what they were trying to do (remember this is training) without getting bogged down.

    Too much funny shit happens in military training, you only see tiny glimpses of it. This being one.

  • Hey A*al Pirate,

    These are not Royal Marines Commando's, they are much more trained than these jockey's, ie proper beach recce's.

    Get your info correct you absolute spanner!!

  • your tax dollars hard at work

  • @skyehoyt1971 Nothing to do with your tax dollars, these are British forces. Stop being so judgemental, why criticise every serviceman who has a bit of fun? They get paid well below minimum wage and contribute more to society than people like you. Do one.

  • not marines 

  • i feel so sorry for those guys, they have to clean their weapons after that mess up!

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  • They are not Royal Marines!

  • That frog didn't have much trouble 0.30 ;)

  • As has been mentioned this is not RM, rather 38 Battery 40 Reg RA.. 

  • You gotta spread your surface area. Throw your gun out in front of you, and crawl towards it.

  • Axis strike again!

  • that was frekin funny! Army can't stand Royal Marine work! Ha!

    Ya gotta love the Marines Or Royal Marines in this matter!LOL!

    I can't wait till i get to training!

  • THESE LADS ARE ARMY!!!! royal marines had a bet the army couldnt do there job. if you look close you`ll realise they dont have the commando flashes and dagger on. even though the army commandos do have them. !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Not surprised...

  • Much respect for both u.s and u.k forces,oh and royal marines are bad i must agree iv met some dureing my first and second tour in cabul and faluja so much respect for those guys, and much respect from the 1st Bn, 6th Marine Regiment, semper fi.

  • yea im a Marine {0311}and i met royal Marines in Fallujah and they are some cool and bad motherfuckers who ever would diss royal marines has no idea about Royal Marines they are defintaly somebody you want on your side

  • @clintanddana Finally and american who isnt bitch nice comment (y)

  • i like how everyone here is dissing the royal marines when not one person commenting on this video have the physical or mental strength to become a royal marine.

  • very funny :L

  • I suspect they should have got the SBS to check the beach first

  • this is why royal marines are useless

  • @WayneLoredo not as usless as a guy doning nothing on a computer other than insalting ppl lik u

  • Nothink like getting stuck into ya job ay

  • Only a squad of Marines would all get stuck in the mud like that.

  • Ah team work. ;P

  • SCHEISSE! Hans if I would of seen this clip back in zee 44 we would of won in Normandy!

  • wow...marines say the army sucks...o well everyone can just say fuck intel.

  • well their dead. funny as hell

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  • that would suck balls

  • sorry folks not R.M. if memory serves light inf

  • forgive me if im wrong, but are some of you saying the Royal Marine Commandos are US? They're Not, There British Navy,

  • you donkey when i said crap hats i wasnt talking about the mark 6 helmet , im in the britsih army, thats what the parachute regiment call all the other forces , cause they dont have to do what we do to earn our beret , there shit basically ,

  • when was the last time your lot done the job your paid for. (jump out a aircraft under fire and capture a pice of land under fire?

  • without the jumping out of plane bit into battle , haha we still do the rest and better than anyone else, wings is more for training purpose now as is p company to make you fearless ect. jumping out of planes is over rated.

  • Have you seen what the royal marines have to do for their beret lol they are shit haha... but who knows they might be im going to lympstone to ATTEMPT the 32 weeks training

  • lol royal marine commandos are world known for having the longest and toughest infantry training in the world 8 months training as oposed to us marines 3 months so anyone sayin they suck is sayin that the marines from ther own country sucks

  • @RandyNumNutz no shit there training is longer- mainly because they are more specialized. US marines 3 months is just basic training to becoming a marine. Royal marines commandos go through marine basic and commando training (meaning advanced training afterward) We also have these as well "Navy Seals" which is 6 months of training not far off to your 8 months. NEXT TIME DONT SAY SOMETHING YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT. Seals and Royal Marines are neither to be compared (so dont reply saying shit)

  • ima take a stab in the dark an say its a joke

  • royal marines suck ass, fucking crap hats

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  • i dont care why or how this is happening but its hilarious either way

  • dont be man just i must say it is funny 2 watch coz my nane is danny hahahaha peace out man

  • we do not use that landing craft guys do ur research ! sad bastards

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  • lol too funny but you guys realize that if this was a real go they'd be all dead.... :S

  • Lol great video, god help you if you lost anything in that soup.

  • lol 0:46

  • ffs people this is NOT THE ROYAL MARINES U FUCKING RETARDS WE DO NOT USE THAT LANDING CARFT ITS UESD BY THE ROYAL ENGINEERS U FUCKING CIVVY CUNTS but it is seeing pongos try wot we do !

  • @marine11087 Your obviously a civvie. Pongo = Marine.

  • no m8 u dont know shit im not a civvie im in 40 commando dude look it up pongos means army m8

  • Maybe your right mate, sorry.

  • oh my god, thats the funniest youtube video i´ve ever seen

  • oooo 13 weeks of usmc boot camp. every freaking war in history has blood on deck spilled from caps in da asses shot from marine corp. rifles When has the S.A.S. been involved in any of it. Not korea, not nam, not somalia, not desert storm, not iraq, not afghanistan. strategy aint shit when it aint practiced for 70 freakin years S.A.S.

  • Well I can certainly tell research isn't a very good skill of yours.

  • Oh bloody blasted hell guvna, ive stuck myself in the beach.

  • id like to take my truck through that lol

  • and the allies have landed lol there all laughing like wtf just happend

  • Yep there go our allies lol :)

  • there go's our allies.lol.jk

  • love marines bro i swear

  • LOOOOOL

    xD

  • Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

  • why are you guys arguing whose the best U.S. Marines, SEALs, Delta, Royal Marines, etc? As a Iraq War Widow I think your arguing is a bit childish. Can't you guys just respect each other for being the Soldiers that each of you are?

  • half of them aren't even soldiers.

  • well, holding t he position is not much of a problem, but advancing would be considerably harder.

  • I can't imagine cleaning those weapons later. That must of sucked. -_-

  • These are not Royal Marines (look at the flashes on their shoulders). This is the Army trying to say 'look we don't need Royal Marines' Yeah right maybe you should start with a beach recce guys!

  • Hahahaha xDDDDD

  • yeah seriously, SAS is not an american force

  • SBS are the best fightin force in the world

    better than delta force and SAS

  • navy seals are the best

  • delta force is

  • just letting you know that you will never know how far Delta force goes they dont tell anyone nothing and the quote on quote dont exist and delta takes seals, rangers, etc., they take the cream of the crop

  • Loved it when that one guy was trying to swim! :)

  • Cleaning those rifles had to be a BITCH

  • I fromally was laying on the floor laughing :D

  • maybe there's no americans in the s.a.s. because we get 6 to 8 months of boot camp and go on 2 to 4 year deployments in Iraq instead of 12 to 14 months of boot camp for evening tea with the queen.

  • what branch of the us do you go to boot camp anywhere close to 6 months???

    if your trying to think about one their isnt the longest boot camp the US has is the marines and its 13 weeks, get your facts straight

  • 4 a start usmc are u dissaplained and only have 6 to 8 months of training and the uk marines have up to 12 months to 14 months of training and is one of the most hardest training programs going other than the s.a.s thats why u see and hear no fucking americansin the s.a.s cause there undissaplined and to pussy to make it .

  • your a fucking idiot, SAS isnt American you moron, its British, New Zealand, and Australia. Delta Force is ours, which excels much further than yours

  • thats uk marines 4 u

  • nowhere as good as USMC

  • OORAH!

  • Dream on sunshine.

  • They're every bit as much of bad ass' as our boys. You can't knock a well trained soldier, regardless of nationality.

  • nah mate, i ent a marine, just sayin its hard just to get past the phsycometric test. never mind the training-9 miler, 30 miler, endurence course. my best mates a marine. he tells me what i shud be doin

  • best thing to do before even joining army or w.e do gym i started gym at age 14 got rlly fit and kep doing it till 19 then joined army i passet it like flying colours

  • yeah when i graduate from college I am going to try out for the seals, I have been practicing holding my breath under water, I can go 3 minutes without surfacing, ive been practicing this for 4 years

  • theres a lot more to it than holding your breath

  • well no shit, but thats probably one of the hardest for alot of people

  • do you run? How fast can you swim? these are the hard things.

  • i am very fond of swimming, and i run atleast 10 miles a day, not in one time, but seperately, my brother in the seals says most people were mad nervous about the holding your breath part, but ive already signed a contract with the army, 6 years in reserve, 2 years in active duty, after my 8 years go to college, then ill probably re enlist and try out for seals

  • passed ma test!

    PRMC 22nd september!

  • Jack i thought you were already a marine ? Whats going on there then mate?

  • the royal marine commando's are the toughest fighting machine's in the world

    out of 300 recruits 20 becom marines

    "who dares wins " sas motto best stealth force in the world

  • Apparently they cant be us.... or beat us or fight without us.

    Good fighting force though. Good guys to be around.... when theyre not arguing over problems at home. But we had to teach them American jokes so it was all fun.

    Semper Fi.

  • Navy SEALs

  • its hard you know!.. just to get in..

    you do a phsycametric test involivn maths, english, reasoning and mechanical comprehension... its fucking solid!

    ive got my resit on wednesday! its only when youv past that you go into a 3 day course.. and youv got to pass that aswell!

  • We do the samething here except its called te ASVAB, much shorter lol...

  • lol this is amazing

    I do this sort of stuff and i ain't even in the army

    coolies

  • I once heard a Royal Marine say the difference between royal marine's and US marine's is that royal marine's are too smart to show and US marine's are too dumb to know but i guess we all have a bad day every now and then lol ( I should also point out that i have the greatest respect for all serving members of the armed forces...i build MWMIK jakals and cannibals for the RM and british army and as a result have a lot to do with them.)

  • Likewise, mad respect for our lads and their allies. The only difference is we go through longer and harder training, but sad to say that doesn't mean much when effectively we're all doing the same job.

  • How long was your boot camp?

  • Royal Marine basic training is 32 weeks.

    It's the longest recruit training course in the world

  • USMC is the hardest boot camp in the world. Just cause its longer doesnt mean its harder.

  • how long is usmc basic training im 17 and thinking of joining

  • 13 weeks

  • thanx

  • but just cause its shorter doesnt mean it's harder and i never said that either one was harder.

    To join the armed forces and serve your country takes a very unique type of person and in a branch like the marines where all MOS's revolve around combat arms takes an especially unique person.

  • Not every MOS, as the Army calls it, in the Marine Corps in combat oriented. Theres still logistics and other jobs that have no combat relation. Just because EVERY Marine is a rifleman first, doesnt mean theyre in a combat job. BUt yes, WE do do most the heavy stuff.

  • True, I just meant what you said about every marine being a rifleman.

    The RMC have a similar principle, where every marine is a trained rifleman, then goes on to career progressions.

  • Right... same as here with the US Marines. Every Marine is trained to kill, even if their profession isnt pointed toward combat

  • What's the name of this song?

  • tubthumping by chumbawumba

  • I love this video makes me laugh every time

  • ha how kkl are soldiers i used to date one they are awsome!!

  • Just get some women in there so we can watch a mud fight!  ;P

  • having been in the US army i know a prank when i see one. those poor guys were set up! it was funny though. but, whether they were in on it as well is still up in the air. but the clean up must have been god awful. and personally, to everyone bad mouthing each others armed forces, just stop. it kinda sad, like the "my dad can beat up your dad" only a little bit lamer, and on the internet... (sigh)

  • how r our soldiers"dumb"u have never served n the military. us and uk are way more superior to the aussies. I served in the us marines for 6 years I think I would know..

  • wattsornott234, Don't badmouth our soldiers, They fight for the same causes, not just to defend our country but to defend yours also, I think they deserve a little more respect than that.

  • im not bad mouthing i was just replying to an austrailian guy below me who was badmouthing the us soldiers and yes i do respect them im just giving my opinion

  • deep i mean

  • lol cant believe the sand/beach is that shallow

  • stop fighting and laugh at them like the video intended XD

  • stop being horrible just because there British they were making a comedy video!!! music also suggests it, as renamed in different videos E.G French marines, back to the point they made this as a comedy you really think they would fall over in the mud?  Peace be upon the men who fight for our country! we have backed the U.S back many times so don't bad mouth us.

    God save the Queen.

  • British forces....

  • now imagine this there fighting they get stuck in mud and the enemies die of laughter!

  • haha !

  • ahahahahahaa

    stop fucking arguing who is better

  • lol

  • no wonder they are shit soldiers they are british us army rocks we dont have wanna be upper crust officers lol

  • ur a fukin idiot australian and british soliders are the best in the world and ameriacan soliders are just fukin dumb, u only win because you have like 10 million of em

  • LOL so that means if china recruits a load of ppl then china would be teh worlds best military? lol ur an idiot 97480175 lol us only wins cuz they got 10 million lol ur an idiot china has billions of ppl living their if they were to draft then ur pretty much saying chinas the best army its whos armys more well trained ok sometimes marines or ppl from teh army want to have fun or mess around or have a mistake like that up there lol

  • i am a american i have been to iraq twice my best mate died there australian soldiers are short tempered an look up to a american soldier i find kiwis are well trained an fun to talk to british are snobby an useless an there officers are dickhead wanna be upper crust churchill types lol

  • your a fucking panzy ass bitch...austrilian troops dont do shit and arnt trained as well....us troops are well trained, numbered, and equiped...there is a reason hy the u.s. is know for its superior military u ass hole...

  • im sorry but i must correct u, American military is really awesome ya'll 2 but, niether one are the best in the world the Isreali military is , but i got luv for the U.S military=) no offense =) ya'll gud 2

  • you barely don't get your asses kicked by hamas lol best in the world

  • They're fucking british

    and thats just a fucking disgrace

  • Whats with all these Marines thinking that they're the shit. I would never put down anyone because I think my service is better.

    I broke my leg in Army basic in the third week and still made it through the whole damn thing (stupid medic said i was fine "shin splints"), and I'd be damned if anyone tries to put me down for that. I hurt so bad it was indescribable. They only way I made it through out roads marches was by making my knee pad on my right leg tight as shit

  • very funny, but its not the army, thank god the US doesnt have a military as retarded as these guys, just look at their uniforms, their helmets, their weapons, their british. and obviously the SAS beat the Marines, the SAS is fucking special forces, but regular marines beat british regulars, and Marine SF kick SAS ass. end of story.

  • You titled this Army trying to be marines ? Are you Fucking Stupid ? Seriously.

  • to bad the people in this video are british you idiot

  • SAS beat marines anyday

  • umm..marines had the first AAV set up, and the army did learn it from us...do your homework, and stop bragging about the service your in, that just makes you look stupid...

  • wow.

  • alright imma straighten everything out. first of the Army has better gear which is correct but heres the thing, the Army dont know how to use shit so then the Marines get their so called "Broken junk" and make the best out of it. I was standing on post in IRAQ with an army guy who wasnt wearing any PPE gear, when i asked him where the fuck his sappis were, he told me that his Command didnt require them to wear any. STUPID ASS ARMY MOTHER FUCKERS all i got to say.

  • Marines think more with their guts than with tech.

  • keep thinking their better but ur a joke just like the marines

  • really we actuall were the first at amphibious assault mass produce of infantry you call 50 thousand 20 weeks of infantry school i like to see ur bitch as do it,cobra isnt a better helo are u a retard and yea we are the best the marine infantry is a joke compared to best of the best ARMY infantry oh and an army infantry squad is 8 just like the marinesand both split up in 2 teams just like the marines and we lost tradition ok u fucking pussy

  • the apache might be better than the cobra for the way u use it but for our purpose its the best helo. and our air supposrt is not only from the marine airforce but the navy airforce so stop trying to act like the army is the best, u guys always try braggin bout it cuz u know u aren the best ur intimidated way too easily

  • bigger doesn mean better as proven by the army. the army sucks because they have lost there tradition and old school way. you really now more on ur new technoligical training and fucking quantity. which mean they mass produce ur infantry instead of the marines who highly train theyre infantry. and keep theyre old school tradition. we have small unit leadership. and if u didnt know u guys adopted our marine doctrine on amphibious assualt and watched demonstrations on how to do it.

  • there's no point in arguing. a lot of these guys, all they do is talk.

    a buddy of mine, we're good friends, he is in the 82nd and we were at his uncle's house 2 days ago. after eating, his uncle ask if him he wanted more food. his answer, "i surrender". lol. later on, i was like, "bro, don't use that word, that is not in our vocabulary, you either do or you die... semper fi!"

  • army is better than the marines and will stay that way the army is the biggest and best land combat force on earth,army has more amphibious assaults than the marines people also say that the marines are the best becouse they have air support al in their branch our apache is better than the cobra yall have planes were buddies with the air force and who has more planes the marines aka over rated pussys or the air force

  • ...these are royal marines, they have about a 30 some week training regiment. Their training kills the marines

  • yeah but the US Marines can kick their royal ass any day, anytime, anyplace

  • haha

  • just you know thats the Royal Marines ....

  • Dear lord!? hahahhahahaha we allies are so lucky that we don´t send them into omaha beach :)

  • It could only be a cunt whore who saw the marines commercial with the good-looking, rock-climbing marine, and the "Nut-Cracker" uniforms to make the statement that the army would try to be anything like the marines.

    We have the money, we have the equipment, we have the resources, we have our own airpower, we don't ride on boats and play with seamen, we don't suck the admiral's dick, we have all the best training manuals and APPLY them, we have ALL the best CQB tactics... We're better hand down.

  • The Army gets the Cash, The marines get the garbage, yet we make it work. I remember using a an/prc 77 from 1968 in 1988. A stinking 20 yr old radio set yet we made it work. Hell we didnt get the M9 pistols until the Army got thiers first, We still had our 45's, I was in the armoury at the time

  • LOL

  • "Army trying to be Marines"? more like British trying to be American. learn to storm a beach Britain! you live on a fucking island!

  • yeh I don't know if these are the US army but the Brits are fucking amazing. The Royal Marines Commando is probably the hardest boot camp which lasts for 6 months. They are way better than marines and they arn't even special forces.