Monty Python and the Holy Grail, part 2

[elbuba1234]

what are you gonna do? bleed on me .... LOL

[CCNuck]

OH my gosh, I never noticed before - at 7:38 Bevedere is tying a coconut to a dove.

[NightshadeScouts]

The way arthur stands after he gets done riding his horse is just so girly.

[Kryzstoffe]

*Cuts arm off

"Victory is mine"

[MrFiendishCretinII]

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

[lillop3]

Did you see 'im repressin' me? You saw it, didn't you?

[Hossgrl14]

"Help help! I'm being repressed!" haha love this :)

[XxitsxwacalackaxX]

I love the battle starting at 5:00 that knight is sooo funny being limbless xD

[Nobbit67]

Most intense fighting scene ever at 3:00

[queen101corgi]

HE KILLED GANDALF!!!!! O.O

[embluvya]

If everyone was as educated as these peasants, Obama would never have seen presidency. ^^

[1MonM7]

@embluvya or bush

[iko1026]

@embluvya neither would George Bush but guess what GW was in office for 2 terms so he could ruin the country....Obama is president and will be in office for another term so deal with..

[TheNinalovesyou]

Now I know that If I ever get my arms and legs cut off, all I gotta do is deny it :)

[skywalkerchick]

'oo does he think he is?

I'm your king!

Well, I didn' vote for you!

[EpiXauce]

Help, help, I'm being repressed!

[hfroge]

Ee ay yay om nom nom nom nom *smack* e am o wor nom nom nom *smack*

[hfroge]

What are ya gunna do? Bleed on me????

[Yamigekido]

love the guys @ 6:47

[TheTECHIEhelper]

Tis but a scratch lol omfg

[0nesh0theadsh0t21]

ARE YOU SUGGESTING COCONUTS MIGRATE? LOLOL THAT WAS AWSOME!!!!

[Anathar88]

1:40 This guy had me rolling on the floor laughing XD

[netwiz2]

Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out

swords ... that's no basis for a system of government. Supreme

executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some

farcical aquatic ceremony.

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause

some watery tart threw a sword at you!

I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some

moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away!

[netwiz2]

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering

samite, held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by

Divine Providence ... that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur ... That

is why I am your king

[netwiz2]

DENNIS I told you, We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. ARTHUR Yes. DENNIS ... But all the decisions of that officer ... ARTHUR Yes, I see. DENNIS ... must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs. ARTHUR Be quiet! DENNIS ... but a two-thirds majority ... ARTHUR Be quiet! I order you to shut up. looooooool

[bondfan1019]

"IM INVINCIBLE"

"your a looney"

LOVE IT!

[arghydoodles]

The fight choreography si fucking amazing.

[zds931]

did any1 else see the swallow carrying the coconut?

[Isofunneh]

Dennis, you are my idol.

[071989cox]

anybody else notice the knight tying a coconut to the swallow...first time ive seen that

[Istandcorrected66]

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here!

[HollowChick97]

What are u going to do bleed on me?

I am invincible.

Your a loony thats what you are.

[RowlandSwartsenburg]

who also watched this movie like 50 times?

[DogoHalibar]

Fifteen people got their limbs cut off.

[mintedsalami]

You can't be king just because some water-y tart threw a sword at you!

[awakened2ug]

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

Classic

[MyNameIsForve]

heh, know i see where gandalf ripped his phrase "u shall not pass" from XD

[oOAvokesOo]

the black night part, i havent seen that in like 6 years, i almost dies laughing xD

[elenore88]

reminds me of johnny depp.

lol

[sonycsoldier]

the green knight is a noob, the black knight owns noobs, but then MLG arthur came along

[TheRealSadwill]

@sonycsoldier the green knight isnt a noob, He almost Killed the Black Knight. Back then that was a very long sword fight.

[sonycsoldier]

@TheRealSadwill i was maing a gaming joke, from the look of your picture it seems that you should have got it, but that was an intelligent comeback, i salut you sir

[TheRealSadwill]

@sonycsoldier indeed i did get it, I salute Back.

[CoolKillerClan]

@sonycsoldier noob was invented in 2000 so newby

[mamanettie]

1:34 is perhaps one of the greatest political quotes of all time, "listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government"

[artmaster211]

God i love this movie!

[lillop3]

"I've just cut your arm off!!!"

"Oh, it's only a flesh wound."

[ghostgirl468]

7.41 THE DOVE HAD THE COCONUT!! Sorry, this is the first time I've realised that, silly me

[IXxJSDxXI]

@RyzkiHD No.



[Enestien]

15 people are bloody peasants.

[ZeppelinFloydRoses]

I can tell tonight it gonna be a good night. Stoned and watching Monty Python for the first time.

[bloodwraith11]

the black knight paraplegic age unkown

[joedalby14]

SHUT UP WILL YOU SHUT ! , ah now we see the violance inherited , SHUT UP , come and see the violance inherited in the system HELP HELP im being repressed , BLOODY PEASANT , ooh what a give a way , you hear that , hear that ey thats what im onabout , you see him represssing me , you saw it didnt you , Monty python <3

[eacans]

korny british humour

[96FreakyStyley]

Did anyone else see the Coconut bird joke at 7:37?

Cracked me up.

[PulseAndTwist]

"help help! i'm being repressed!"

"bloody pheasant!"

"oh what a give away, did you hear that? did you hear that ay? thats what i'm on about, did you see him repressing me? you saw it didn't you?"

[MrShenaniganss]

Be yay yay su door me nay *whack* Door my yay sus requiem. *whack*

[smenlsey14]

Something makes me want to punch dennis

[g2lm4l]

"I'm not a witch, I'm nothing you've heard!"

[pioneercolonel]

Thanks for the elaboration mate. But I already knew about that, it's just that the comment received many likes and I can't fix it. Yet you're right it's

"What're you goin' to do? bleed on me?" :)

[marine5546]

is that shaving cream at 7:34?

[G0DOFMILK]

@marine5546 yes

[oilyfool]

For those of you who "took Latin:"

Pie' Jesu, Domine; Dona eis requiem =

Blessed / Kind / Merciful (depending on translator) Jesus, Lord; Grant them rest.

It's part of the Roman Catholic Latin Mass, especially a Requiem Mass said for the dearly departed.

Now, go hit yer forehead with a plank!

[SailorSaturn143]

I've had worse!

[MrSyntheticDesign]

that black knight scene with the white knight looks realistic

[MrPersonGuy1000]

I took latin, and I think at 6:48 they say something like "Blessed art thou O Lord. You are the Lord." It's hard for me to hear exactly what they're saying :3 But that part is still funny as hell XD

[bojanglewangle]

Y didn't they go around the bridge if u look the bridge goes over a small ditch lol.

[MrPersonGuy1000]

@bojanglewangle IT'S MONTY PYTHON MAN! NOTHING MAKES SENSE IN IT!!

[TheGodfather9876]

so im guessing that this black knight was exiled from somewhere and decided that this tiny bridge would be the best place to camp out and have revenge against anyone who came by? not a bad idea really

[unnamed346]

its people like those peasants who drive the world forward

[theGrossWalrus]

me sad

[theGrossWalrus]

you make

[askelvis27]

i love tghat wee annoying peasent 

[BubblesEternal]

Were the monkey monks singing in latin?

[1NWS]

14 people got their legs bit off and hit dislike

[R5dontmess]

7:38 where'd he get the coconut?!!!!?

[DemonKabuto1590]

those singing monks are so funny

[DrPoon]

@DemonKabuto1590

Not monks. These are a humorous depiction of Christians who believed the reason for the plague was that God was angry with them. They felt the only way to please god was self abuse and sacrifice of the body. Which is why they are hitting themselves in the head with the piece of wood stamped with a crucifix.

[jonhutchins2007]

"You make me sad." XDD

[LonghornPhysicist]

Ha! Never noticed this before but at 7:38 there is a swallow flying away with a coconut. Priceless!

[MiniMolly14]

'Just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!'

Love it!

Don't you just wish you came up with this brilliance!! <3

[22Roar22]

"tis but a scratch"

"just a flesh wound"

PRICELESS XD

[Mysteriousone11]

All comments related to numbers, i.e. 13 people lost to the Black Knight are posted by ignorant dumbasses.

[iamthechanceman]

@Mysteriousone11 you're just mad cause the black knight kicked your ass

[angiegiepie]

what are you going to do, bleed on me? hahaha

[jBWWE619]

Lol I'LL BITE YUR LEGS OFF!!!

[NexusARC]

Monty Python, the inventor of youtube esque videos before youtube.

[9999poppy]

Denny, there's some lovely filth down here- Oh! Lol

[TheHaHaStar]

What're the monk type guys saying when they're hitting their faces?

[MarisaRodusky]

@TheHaHaStar Pie Iesu Domine. Dona eis Requiem. It is Latin for Merciful Lord Jesus. Grant them rest. It is for funerals in Catholic masses

[tsartodd]

look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

[rosserm11]

That is why I love John cleese.

[the1stLadyDoctor]

I was being repressed, did you see that?! *point point*

[Leagon13]

13 people way the same as a duck

[IndieForeverXX]

BLOODY PEASANT!

[Jcat4ever]

'Tis but a scratch.

Just a scratch? YOU'RE ARM'S OFF!

[TheLarper123]

stupid hippie peasant

[dedmankiller]

Just a fleshwound!

[KeepVermontWeird]

13 people were dressed up as a witch....

[MrDoomtastican]

13 people lost their legs because the black knight bit them off

[aiex72aiex72]

@MrDoomtastican the black knight has struck again putting the tally at 14

[MrHarmany7]

HELP HELP! VEVO IS REPRESSING US ALL!!!!!

[RhinocerosProduction]

13 people have been repressed.

[milenium2500]

allright we call it a draw.

[Istandcorrected66]

HELP HELP, IM BEING REPRESSED

[Istandcorrected66]

You can't expect supreme power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. (best advice of my life)

[billionairedanhull]

Alright, we'll call it a draw hahahaha

[AsukaTenjouSS]

Just a scratch XDDD

[aurapulselucario]

IT's JUST A FLESH WOUND!

lol! XDDDDDD!

[BronWhitehill]

13 people made me sad

[angeloszavier]

Your stupid hobo Help I'm mercy! Shut up or you will go to hell?!

[angeloszavier]

King Arthur says Be Quiet! And he can't taking shit? what he say beggary?

[angeloszavier]

Bal? Bal? Bal? King Arthur say I am your king! Berger say we don't have any king? Bal? Bored talking shit.

[Volcanic9]

@angeloszavier are you insane?

[tomlikesapples]

If I went round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

[booka7400]

5:23

[MrMeineNamen]

13 people had a flesh wound

[ilovebonjovi34]

"What are you gunna do, bleed on me?"

[martythetickler]

@ilovebonjovi34  I'M INVINCIBLE!!!

[DBanner96]

13 people were dressed up as a witch

[FanimusMaximus]

...Why are those Monks hitting themselves in the head with wooden planks?

[SuperTravisbickle]

@FanimusMaximus a parody of self-flagellation I think.

[DrPoon]

@FanimusMaximus

During the dark ages, specifically when the bubonic plague was rampant. Many people believed god was angry at them and the only way to make him happy was to walk through villages preaching and literally whipping themselves into a pulp. The scene of the planks is simply a parody.

[kcarmonjr]

13 people called it a draw

[TrappedMarionette]

13 people live in a comune

[9kayos]

look, you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!

yes i have

look!

it's just a flesh wound...

[TheMetal9649]

13 peoples legs were bitten off by the black knight :)

[DaLilShorty8999]

I love english humor xD

[chihuahua1801]

"what are you going to do bleed on me"

XD

[AngelStar4529]

I ♥ the chanting head smacking monks!!!! lol XD they sure have a great ritual and purpose!!!! ROTFFL!

[thegreatninjaman]

omg warcraft 3 does have alot of Monty python references haha!

[kikbuttproductions]

7:37 i lol'd at what he was trying to find out XD

[theKMFguys]

why did the night with the axe barf cool aid??? : - /

[mckeeca93]

This is my favorite part.

[artisthailey]

13 ppl were being repressed by the system

[dogcat47]

why are they are hitting themselfs with wood

[pioneercolonel]

what you're gonna do? bleed on me! :))

[Mordrenze]

@pioneercolonel i'm invincible!

[pioneercolonel]

@Mordrenze : You're a loonie! ;)

[suckmeballsalot]

@pioneercolonel hate to be the spelling nazi here but it's "what're you goin to do? bleed on me?" as your version implies "what you are gonna do" vs. "what are you gonna do"

[lacrosseaddict5612]

ILL BITE YUR LEGS OFF!! hahahha

[lacrosseaddict5612]

"tis mearly a flesh wound" hahhahah

[IrkenInvaderLan]

Omg I was watching a invader zim spoof and I had the "help help I'm bein repressed" in it and now I no wat it's from!

[AlmostAGamer]

Its just a flesh wound

[XrayX131]

the guy holding the flag is lucky he doesnt have to smack himself in the face with a book

[Avankiri]

@XrayX131 it's a board, actually.

[chazallinaalexander]

I heart Patsy. :D

[pinkyoshie]

It's just a flesh wound! XD

[IceCreamBender]

7:37 ANOTHER COCONUT! mayby thats how they get around the world? by pigeon? meh, ive seen wierder.

[balipsette]

I'm sorry...but the monks have really attractive mouths. :)

[zz99xx66vv33]

13 people are being repressed.

[royoroyal]

The guy with Cream Beard is the BEST!!!

[creepypplathome]

I love how the two just making a mud pile while he's talking XDDD

[pinkman9999]

i need help! whats the song that the monks are singing!

[lilVampy123]

What Is The NAme of The Song teh Monks Are Singing?

[RaiderJake26]

HAVE AT YOU!!!

[asdasasefasd]

"HELP HELP IM BEING REPRESSED!"

[bboyh8sh8shmann]

wtf with the monks who hit themselves in the head?

[tonyss9]

running away are yah, you yellow sauces, come back....ILL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF

[RoseTintMyLife]

"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms!!!"

[Ipodmoeilijk]

OMG I really do need dutch subs.

This is so difficuilt to understand.

Still funny

[ValenXF]

lol at 7:38 he tries to see if the bird can carry a coconut

[breadNwater777]

never got the monk joke. It would really help if someone could explain....

[T800rule]

@breadNwater777 back then monks would punish themselves for not following their vows.But never quite like that.......lol

[hyperslash1]

its just a flesh wound!

[RolliMyster]

"I'll bite your legs off!!!"

[PuppetSmile]

" 'Tis but a scratch."

"A scratch? Your arm's off!"

"No, it isn't. >.> "

"What's that then?"

"... I've had worse."

"You liar! >< "

Good grief, the Black Knight's into god-moding XD

[travaail]

HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED!!!!

[samscuba1104]

"How do you know she's a witch?"

"She looks like one!"

[figa840]

LOL at 7:34. some dude with shaving gel on his face XDXD

[enzomerriman]

"what are you gonna do, bleed on me?"

"I'M INVINCIBLE"

"YOU'RE A LOONY"

cracks me up every time XD

[Bawsification]

7:36 the knight is sending coconuts to all the other knights.

[Coolman71710011]

I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!! best line EVER!!

[Coolman71710011]

13 people just got black plague