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  • I Love Duke Nukem, Duke Dukem Forever didn't fail, its supposed to be loyal followers failed it!

  • bitch moan moan whine whine ive waited 12 years for a masterpeace and gentle men i got it, so hail to the king bitch.

  • what can i say about this except HAIL TO THE KING AND GROW SOME BALLS and stop playing such clean games as MW

  • Wow, it's like they've never played a Duke game before. Duke games were always corny, always swarming with alien monsters, always looked horrid for their time, and NEVER HAD STORIES!!! What did you really expect? Yeah I hate on Duke games but do I play and love them? OF COURSE I DO!!! Who wouldn't? The game promises babes, bullets, blood, bums, one-liners, drugs and alcohol, wet turds, and massive explosions! I got what I payed for. You all should'a known better.

  • @MaxVonDraken acualy DN3D looked amazing for its time

  • I didn't think the game was too bad. I Probably won't be rushing to play it a second time, but it wasn't horrible.

    Graphics could have been better though.

  • duke nukem: plays like old game with new graphics: 3/10

    halo combat evolved anniversary addition: IS an old game with new graphics. but its a mainstream game, so 9 out of 10.

  • you wanna give me an "old-playing" game, well thats fine, just charge 10 bucks for that shit on a dlc, right along with all the side-scrolling beat'em-ups, and tower defense games.  Fucking gamestop was pimping this shit so hard. better ways out there to spend $60.

  • i would disagree with this video

    new games should be able to keep up with the changing demographic

    i think people are perfectly justified in saying that the game is bad because it "plays old". We should be allowed to say games are bad in they don't fit into our era - because frankly they should. We have so many high quality games nowadays that we shouldnt be spending our time arguing how old gameplay can sometimes be good.

    We need to learn that games evolve over time and games need to keep up

  • @Nichordnaruto they started production on this game 15 years ago, do you expect them to change it half way through?

  • You Asked for it... VERY HATEFUL, IGNORANT, AND VICIOUS COMMENT. That took a lot out of me... Don't ever Ask for me to do such a difficult task...

  • well at least halo isnt changing the style of gameplay. cant wait for combat evolved

  • FUCK YOU

  • That was the worst defense for duke nukem I have ever heard. I applaud the effort, but bad game is bad.

  • Why does it matter? Geez it's a game. With all the stuff going on in the world the only thing you can think about talking about is defending a crappy game. Yes we all know that it's game play is a old type of style, that's why it sucks!! The graphic are terrible and so is the game play. The developers could have done a way better job. It doesn't take 12 ****** years to make a crap game but apparently is does now.

    Why your defending a game like this amazes me. It completely and downright sucks.

  • I actually really enjoyed Duke Nukem and thought the graphics were good. The character moment was pretty bad though. The under water level SUCKED though. Without that I would of enjoyed it sooo much more.

  • yea but ppl didnt like it cuz it wasnt like the old duke nukem gamess

  • @colonel1645 lol those games suck to, duke nukem forever should have been great they fucked up and it sucks, a real good game is Duke Nukem 3d by the way troll face.jpg

  • What was the song at the end?

  • Isn't this the guy that everyone says he has tits XD

  • haha. I expected more from this game

  • dick........

  • Lawrence is the least attractive member of machinima. The bullshit that comes out of his mouth is worse than menstrual bleeding in my mouth. I'd rather end up like the guy who got raped by a horse and died than listen to Lawrence's voice. He looks like some fucking wanna be faggot stripper. I sincerely hope he dies and goes to hell. Maybe I'll see him there so I can beat him myself, then piss on his rotting corpes. Fuck you, Lawrence. Die.

  • @acdavis630 Stop being an idiot.

  • I played to demo. It seem 's fun.

  • duke nukem sucks ass enough said

  • i love duke nukem 3d and duke nukem in general, but.....i played the demo, i didnt even contemplate buying it, i may when its gone down in price to like £15 untill then....nah

  • hateful fowl comments added here

  • Halo CE is still much better then Halo 3 and Reach.

  • this game sucks end of story nothing like the old one. just hope they can do a better job on the next one

  • this game is awsome, what the hell is wrong with everyone

  • yeah duke is bad you dont see people wearing wigs and surcoats now a days so screw duke

    and yes the "old" is bad that is why there is the new heard of it

    it's where IMPROVEMENTS happen<---- nike commercial

  • @axela619 i was planning onwriting a very insulting comment about your mother but instead i will tell you this.. have u played older games mario, cod 4, halo combat evolved, doom? i suggest you play those and eat your words.

  • @mhennessey58 ive played halo ce ive played duke 3d ive played quake, so yeah out with the old in with the new

    halo 3, mw2, halo reach, crysis 2 and gears 3

    and seriously the only marios i played were on the n64 and gameboy and those are a totally diffrent game style

  • @axela619 i said those games because they are just as good if not better as there sequels

  • I dont think it was meant to be taken so seriously I enjoyed it and no it is not amazing it is a bit dated but it was fun enough to play and it gave me a lot of laughs it was entertaining and I will go back to it one day. It is just not a game that you take seriously.

  • i was born when duke nukem 3d came out and i didnt even know it existed till 2009 and i finished duke nukem forever and its fucking fun so its not polished and amazing but its very enjoyable! +multiplayer is EPIC

  • In my own honest opinion, since this game is being compared to modern day shooters like Black Ops, I'll compare the two.

    Duke looks better than Black Ops.

    Duke is more original than Black Ops.

    Duke has more replay value than Black Ops. (this applies to single player only)

    And this guys says that Duke has a shitty story. Yeah, it does, but how many modern day shooters have a good story? It's just three hours for you to get achievements. Not to have a great narrative experience.

  • @IzLoveMoneyz =D

    Everyone asicly agrees that DN Forever is a throwback to the old shooter style. That's the one thing people agree upon. Except you. Saying it's original.

    Facepalm.

  • @bierbuik Compared to modern day shooters my friend. It's more original than the same game that gets released every two weeks with a different name. Modern day shooters.

  • agree

  • ye people need to stop defending dnf .no secret places,bad level design,u can carry 2 guns only& added gun sights wtf???? they made it like cod

  • People need to stop defending DNF. The game sucks. A game like Half Life 2 is much better designed and better pacing than DNF.

  • Nobody hates it because it feels old. They hate it because it feels to new. idiots

  • The duke nukem forever feels old? THE FUCKING FUCK! Duke nukem forever flopped because it was too call of duty and halo clone.

  • They couldve done it better and keep it oldschool dont be black or white be grey mothafacka

  • Played Duke 3D away back in 1996 and i enjoyed Forever, its fun and that's what really matters to me,

    This may not contain a epic story by any means, but who wants to play with a depressed Duke full of social problems anyways? This is all about fun,

    If you're looking for storylines then you should play the newer CoD's, Crysis, Halo's,

    This is an oldshool game mixed with a few modern elements, one of the funniest most enjoyable games i played in ages since this new 2005 - 2011 generation began...

  • @kanon42 It was actually a horrible game but Duke Nukem (the character) IS FUCKING EPICER THAN EVER

  • I enjoyed the game..... farout people just think its crap becoz it has to compete with a crappy franchise that goes no where named COD

  • you fucking dick you know nothing i will rip your head off and keep you alive while i put your body in the woodchipper then rip out your eye and fornacate (skull fuck) with your skull while your still alive (by some sort of demonic magic) then i will put Duke Nukems balls of steel in your mouth and they will be there FOREVER then you will know how much this game sucks so go eat shit and DIE!!!!!!!! just kidding :D i click out from inside gameming love this vid and i love the game!!!

  • you know what IGN does, if it isn't COD it ain't good.. but yea DNF is not that good. No offense kiddos..

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  • Does anyone know what the DnB song at the end is?

  • You can rant on about how not bad this game is, I'm still not getting anywhere near that horrible piece of shit.

  • It's nothing like classic shooters. I don't remember quicktime events, literally linear gameplay (as in, a line, that you walk along and wish all the locked doors would open), gimmicky mini games and the ability to carry a maximum of two under-powered guns at a time in Quake, Doom and Duke Nukem 3D.

    Sorry, but if you're trying to redeem DNF by saying it has classic gameplay, you're wrong. The only thing reminiscent of the old Duke is the voice acting and the tits. Which is all they got right.

  • im going to rip off your toenails one by one then take off your toes one by one then im going to rip your fingernails off one by one then do the same with your fingers then start plucking out you eyelashes one by one then i will cut off all your hair including eyebrows then pull both your eyes out then start ripping off your limbs and then leaving your head start taking your organs out then rip your head and heart off/out and then piss in your body. P.S. I totally didn't do this after IG Daily

  • In my opinion this game was really boring. I beat it on the hardest setting with out a problem. My main concern was the control flow. It felt to lose. The catch phrases are out dated and hold no water in today's society. I did not find humor at all in this game. Now for the pros of this game. There was nudity. There was the freeze gun. I was waiting for the expanded ray but loved the updated style of shrink ray. My favorite part was the kitchen. They made you truly grasp how small duke gets.

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  • Why did they put a sniper in duke nukem forever

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  • Duke Nukem is just great for its style and perfects it to the means it sets out for

  • Duke nukem is fun.

  • still expected a lot.. more than they produced.. and the tits weren't good enough to want to play it for a second time..

  • i had fun playing so fuck all you codfans :>

  • I could give a fuck less what the critics said. They have been fed the never ending onslaught of "realistic" modern shooters so long that they can't appreciate the old style of game play that DNF brought with it. I can't imagine they will have anything good to say about Serious Sam 3, but I know I will be buying it on day one.

  • I enjoyed playing it, that's all I care about.

  • The story of this game is about a guy that kicks ass and chews bubble gum. In the end, that's all we need.

  • finally some consistent and rational review about DNF

  • Im sick of freaking COD and Reach tards bitching about everything thats different about Duke Nukem compared to other popular gaming franchises. I shouldnt really bother insulting them though, theyre only lazy 12 year olds who literally BEGGED their parents to let them buy Call of Duty.

    Children get off Xbox live, youtube and find yourself a vocabulary. Usage of the words "cock", "cunt", "fag" and "fuck" only shows how stupid you really are.

  • @FalamfalaFilms Basically because CoD 4 ,Reach and a little bit of BF changed the standard of FPS today. Its better to let games like these stay in their respective times. DNF really sucked though, despite all the crazy shit they placed in the game

  • @999cheetos999 I see where youre coming from, Im not going to say Duke Nukem is better than any other game I can think of. I just want to make it clear that it was one of my favourite games as a child and it deserved to be made in this new era of gaming. Im sick of degenerates just letting the curses fly and raging about a game they have never played and comparing it to COD. I respect anyones opinion if they have info to back it up :)

  • i had fun. aliens explosions and titties

  • well i think it still sucks

  • I'm really high and you just blew my mind Sir.

  • Excuses, excuses, excuses, this game is horrible, get over it.

  • @XXDANIEL1993XX I agree. The majority doesnt like it. Some do. The rating most reviews gave it match the popularity. Just accept it and move on, I dont want to bash this game, I just think its not worth making a big deal about for the few people that like it. Pretty much EVERY unpopular thing ever has a small group of people defending it, does it matter? no.

  • FUCKING CUNT SON OF A BITCH COCKFAG, FUCK!!!

  • I agree 'cause I myself cannot disagree and sound smart.

  • Old games like the old gta are still good this game is sexist over priced and all around a piece of shit

  • Some of my favourite games have old mechanics...hell I still play Doom 2, and Duke 3D..But this game is still shit.

    Your Welcome.

  • I understood nuthing past 0:30

  • everyone wanted a game just like 12 years ago well here it is this is how duke nukem has always been only real fans understand

  • @douchywatermelon Duke nukem 3d was advanced for its time.

    This looks like it was ment for 12 fucking years ago!

  • @douchywatermelon Duke Nukem was not as linear and you could carry more than 2 freaking weapons!

  • @douchywatermelon Yes scripted, two weapon, linear gameplay is what made duke 3d good and popular.

  • @douchywatermelon lol, you fucking hipster

  • @douchywatermelon shitty framrates awful gameplay?

  • @douchywatermelon Wrong, duke nukem was not like this back in the days, forever have been corrupted by the new FPS's and therefore is hated among the real FPS players

  • @douchywatermelon Yeah Duke Nukem Forever is a lot like Duke Nukem 3D the gameplay has always been frustrating and thats how Duke Nukem has always been Forever is like 3D

  • @douchywatermelon

    What are you talking about its not the duke game i loved the level desin was shit compared to duke 3d,

    you can only hold 2 guns at one time, everithing is hard-skripted and dont alow for exploration

    its been dumd down till the game is basicly just a coridor were every door exept one is locked, and there is a giant arow pointing at the unlockt one....

    Its a game for 9-year-olds that throw the controler to the wall at the first sing of a challenge.

  • @ytje design not "desin", hard-scripted not "hard-skripted", basically not "basicly", corridor not "coridor", except not "exept", arrow not "arow", unlock/unlocked not "unlockt", controller not "controler", sign not "sing". Come on there's a basic spellchecker on here at least use it, From the way you spell it sounds like You are the 9 year-old who threw you're controller at the wall and broke it and came on here to rage. I'm 16 but i know how to use a spellchecker i even used it just now.

  • @OriginalityDaniel So my spellin was the only counter argument

    besides Im swedish so my spellchecker is swedish so if you complain about my english lets hear your swedish kid?...

  • @ytje arguing with someone when you cant even spell in there language seems quite pointless, first off there not going to know your swedish and immiditnly dismiss your comment due to the crappy spelling

  • @OriginalityDaniel

    even if my argument was totally valid you choose to dissmis it cuz of spelling

    That is out-right stupid....

  • @ytje nope its a perfectly valid reason

  • @douchywatermelon

    But if that's the case I don't see why this game had to be made? And I for one would not buy a 12 year old game for 60 bucks.

  • @douchywatermelon from the amount of rage I'm reading all around the place it seems the "real fans" don't understand why there is a 2 weapon limit, rechargeable health and broken mini games

  • @douchywatermelon agreed with you a 1000%

  • Dammit I don't want to read!

  • If a game isnt like COD people hate it, if its too much like COD its crap... Fuck COD, that is all

  • @jacobeickmeier123 Not really because I play cod and I was looking forward to duke nukem but when I put the game in I thought I was playing a early 2000s game. And also they over hyped a game that isn't really that good. Oh are you playing duke nukem forever yeah well I'll be playing the good version duke nukem 3d.

  • @jacobeickmeier123 thats the best way i have ever seen anybody put it

  • thanks for the refreshing review, bashing duke got old fast

  • Lawrence, you're ugly.

    are you happy now?

  • its Duke-Fucking-Nukem, if you play this and get offended then bitch about it you had no right playing it at all, when a developer states their gonna tow the AO/M rated line so close its useable beneath their massive balls for doing that then to bitch when it delivers EXACTLY that is retarded.

    as for the game play, well it speaks for itself.

  • Playing Duke Nukem was like being dick fucked in a freshly stabbed hole in the throat whilst an elderly woman was sat on my face and punching me in the balls.

  • fuck all that bs its a sequal to DUKE NUKEM. you should know the storyby:playing the old duke nukem games,or just listening closely to the game story. its a good game and about half of america(my guess) hasn't played games like duke nukem and doom

  • well people complained duke nukem wasnt coming out fast enigh and they said fuck it lets just release crap and show them what its like when its not finished

  • The problem is if it's supposed to play line an old game, how come there is regenerating health and you can only carry two weapons?

  • Whats the song at the end?

  • i liked the game nothing i hated

  • why would people play a terrible game just so they can make comments like your just mad cause its not cod!

  • u piece of shit I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING TRASH MONKEY SHIT BALL SMD GTFO

    I FUCKED YO MOM HAAHAHLOLOL YOU SUCK p.s you told me to do this

  • This game only appeals to young teens who enjoy bathroom jokes. I mean really the game opens up with Duke pissing, am I suppose to find that funny or amusing? Sure maybe if i was still immature and still in middle school. There's also the fact the game plays and looks like 90's game.

    If i didn't know any better, I'd say 2k released this pile of shit just to get it over with and continue on with the Duke Nukem franchise.

  • @Murcielago820 Dont pretend like you know what your talking about, have you met any teens that like this game of course you can pretend like you have but till then just shut up and enjoy the video.

  • meh game was fine to me and i never even played duke nukem 3d or any other game for that matter, most retro shooter i've played is either CS or doom 3. honestly my only REAL complaint with the game is the aiming. it feels REALLY CLUNKY and takes some getting used to. everything else to me is minor stuff like only being able to carry 2 guns. when you have an armory like duke nukem forever's it's better to let you carrry more of the weapons so you can sample them.

  • Its a fun game because i was looking for a really immature foulmouthed offensive and obscene game

  • to be honest, when played the demo a few weeks ago, i hated it. its been a long time since ive played a FPS from the early 00's so that style may not be to my taste anymore, now that i play so much battlefield

  • OK, WE GET, IT ITS NOT CALL OF DUTY

  • I love DNF for what it is. If it didn't have the whole "Ego" health system and only being allowed to carry two weapons it would be perfect.

  • i hate you all, duke nukem was amazing, and i have bin waiting to play something like it for EVER

  • and just like art some styles are reproduced on one scale or another. I've played Duke Nukem since it was nothing more than a pixellated side-scrolling shooter and those who haven't even followed the franchise up till now, really shouldn't start comparing it to others unless they know what the Duke is about.

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  • What's with all the Black Ops hate?

  • I agree with this guys, I motherfucking loved that game.

    If you don't like the jokes okay, but then don't buy the game and be surprised how offensive the jokes are.

    From the gameplay, this is exactly what I expected, considering that most levels in the game were probably made in 2000-2005.

  • ok please explain to me right now whats wrong if COD if anything you guys are just buthurt because MW3 isnt out yet and I agree GAYarch suck but once MW3 comes out you'll be saying stuff like BF3 sucks because its older everyone needs to grow up

  • @cmartin7583 no mw3 doesnt suck, what sucks is the fact activision shoves these games down our throats every year with no real changes. And don't give me that 'oh but there's new weapons and new maps' cuz that just doesn't matter they could release those as dlc and most people don't even play campaign so don't bother bringing that up.

  • @cjjb95 whats good is the realistic feel for the game the controls are easy to remember there nothing that doesn't feel too out there and the fact that the CREATIVITY with the classes make every match different which is the most important of all this isn't a computer industry its a GAME industry you play to have FUN not to be perfect.

  • @cmartin7583 yeah but i could easily have fun just playing mw1 ather then there be 3,l it was perfect and everything you said is in it, tell me apart from maps, weapons and campaign was was different between black ops and modern warfare 1 (and don't mention the dive because i acknoledge that as a real change).

  • good point, i dont like it but i understand why someone would

  • I would play this over Black Ops any day.

    In-fact I would rather Play Goldeneye n64 instead of any Call of Duty game for that matter.

  • @TheKungFuProductions

    Hell, I'd play Goldeneye over Mass effect.

  • @DemonPazuzu666 They are both good games.

  • @TheKungFuProductions

    Exactly, I just think Goldeneye is a bit better personally.

  • basically duke nukem is meant to put a smile on your face so if you played this game and it put a smile on your face at least once then it did its job. if it didn't put a smile on your face.... then your a retarded ass nut christian who fears for their lives when they say butts n poop. thank you, now go fuck yourselves

  • not a lot story? well, no shit, it's Duke Nukem; aliens come to earth and duke nukes 'em. u need more explanation?

  • Honestly I think the gameplay isn't "Dated" enough. From the start I would expect the sequel of Duke 3D to play out similarly to a mid-to-late-90's shooter, and not so much a game from the post-Halo era.

  • god im so tired of you kids saying "OMGZ IF UUU DUN LIEK (Other game than call of duty) THAN UR A COD FANBOYYZZ NOOB"

  • I don't think anybody is bashing the style... they are the horrible game itself and it's poor taste!

  • @dmacc300 hey i luv duke ive been threw all of his games all his games are great and the developers had to peice it 2gether from 2007 software so dont rip on it unless u can make a better version.XC

  • This noob sucks at this game

  • Good point... the game still sucks, though

  • Fuck black people, ignorant enough???

  • @MrHotdog43 hey fuck off man

  • Every breath that was taken during this video could've been used for something more productive.. Like setting some toothpicks between my toenails and kick a wall a few times. (lol sarcasm)

  • i think some people cant think for themselves and just become critics on a game because of

  • This is actually smart, I hope the majority of people can see that.

  • Duke Nukem was the most fun ive had with a FPS in years

  • He has a good argument but that doesn't change the fact that Duke Nukem Forever still sucks balls

  • @zomoa1 if you don't like just go play COD and STFU about it

  • i'ma hator, and i'm posting random ignorant message!

  • Yes quite, i conquer old chap. HMMMMM........... yes

  • super sux game

  • dubstep at end? :)

  • No, it sucked.

  • The problem with Duke Nukem Forever was perfectly summed up by TotalBiscuit saying that it didn't feel like Duke Nukem. You're restricted to the modern shooter mechanic of a two weapon cap (thanks to console gamepads not having enough buttons)and a totally on rails experience. The game didn't incorporate anything that made Duke Nukem great, thus become another generic FPS in a saturated market with the Duke Nukem persona slapped on the front.

  • i think duke was disappointing, but i looking forward to serious sam 3 making a true old school shooter. bring on the 16 player co-op

  • I think people were expecting gameplay from the 1990s (nonlinear arena-like areas, completely unrealistically fast-paced action and movement speed, accessing every weapon at once. You know, like Painkiller.) and not the early 2000s (I would call it the "dark age" of gaming when games weren't fun anymore yet weren't all that story-driven either).

  • It dosent feel old nor new... i was dissapointed because of the GAMEPLAY and EXPLORATION restrictions that this game had aside from DUKE3D wich was perfect.

  • Your living in the past man

  • I tried to have fun but all the time forcing me to take cover and only have 2 weapons and almost don't enjoy the explosive weapons since I had to refill with a box all the time just ruined it for me.... this game was garbage and no funny lines what so ever.. I just hope the next game is better. This wasn't a Duke nukem game. this was a CoD game with Duke paint job.... Duke nukem isn't a CoD game but should be more like Serious Sam game....

  • i loved every second of this game!!!!!! except for the multiplayer, it is kinda shitty

  • This game got me into the other duke nukem games. hail to the king baby!!

  • Someone, send this video to Angry Joe.

  • Hmm great point, why is this game getting compared to today's shooters. Duke is an old game

  • So true man! The games play is dated but still rocks as I am old school!

  • i actually like duke nukem its like an old for sure but ya its beast :) i play it again just for the fun

  • ...not often you find the tags "burn-out hooker" and "dick punching" in a video with a classical music soundtrack.

  • This is what people always expect from games: CALL OF DUTY CALL OF DUTY CALL OF DUTY CALL OF DUTY CALL OF DUTY!!!!!