Russian Bike Trick (With subtitles)

[sparkinman]

that's the thing with drunk people that do stupid things to themselves when they are drunk... you really don't care if they are ok or not.... you would rather pay attention to the chick instead.

[P2000Camaro]

I laughed my balls off. Especially at the end when the dude was just laying there and nobody even remotely tried to help or even ask if he was OK.

[alexgrinkov]

@P2000Camaro

that's not common in Russia to ask someone if he is ok when he just hit himself a little... it's obvious that he's ok. of course they're gonna help you if you lost your arm or leg

[SneFylla]

@P2000Camaro Hahaha! I found a soul-mate!

[sg137iu]

Why do Russians always sound drunk? Ooooh, I get it...

[phoncib1e]

makes me want to play Shadow of Chernobyl, where this guy apparently grew up

[Modulus1578]

ULTIMATE BIKE TRICK

[KillstealingPrick]

No number for Jakucha.

[imbologna]

In Soviet Russia: bike tricks you!

[Krispyyeah]

Well he was obviously drunk

[MaarekJJ]

0:16 therse a russian ninja

[SAdudeguy]

The subtitles aren't necessary. Drunk is a universal language

[miroka1]

the point isn't an accurate translation in the subtitles of this video. The subtitles are funny the way they are.

[Madnesscombat193]

Wrong subtitles...

Learn Russian.

[tennerage]

Оружие убрал.

[sylvaticalexpro]

hay the subtitles are wrong

[yousuckvlog]

i found this vid in freddiew favs

[TheRealFloggingMolly]

Wrong subs

[Red1k]

202 878 views, huh? Half of them must be mine :))

[skatercrazed]

Materials required for this trick: A bike, and lots of Vodka

[shazugin]

In soviet russia your bike rides you

[davewatcher]

Good old vodka.

[Systemnotadown]

Meanwhile, in Russia...

[xTheDeathSaintx]

ARE YOU BLIND THIS IS THE GREATESt TRICK IN THE WORLD. if you look carefully before he hit the gate he jumped the front tire and ripped time and actually traveld into a alternate universe.....YOU DONT BELIVE ME??? ask him ull see thats not the same guy who went into the portal. this 1 wont remember a thing that just happened,,,,XD

[METALIST1989]

this is not what they are saying, person who wrote the "translation" should go shoot himself in the face

[iiiiiiiiiiooooooouuu]

what a crappy translation.

original (if you understand it) is much funnier ! :D

[korjeniz2]

did he died?

[TheJudge88]

Pause at 0:15, why does that dude have a big fkn knife?

[paniq303]

@TheJudge88 that's most likely a vodka bottle. you see too many knives, bro.

[turbotibo]

@paniq303 

[Chaillzz]

America is weak at drinking comparing to Russia

[SpaceAndrew]

[Insert obligatory vodka joke here]

[PandrinoGS]

te grappig!

[pedronoir72]

Finally he uses his head.

[DaGreyFox11]

Ahhhhhh good old russians hahahahahahaha

[mkrsk]

I love these Russians.

[tyylit]

ebin

[spacegirl996]

fail... i think... unless that was the trick. at least it prove america not dunkest counry...wait never mind.

[kelsbackonyoutub]

What a strange trick

[10780497158658]

where are the subs?

[Tech1know]

@10780497158658 they are in the Annotation, you must have them turned off.

[CAKEvid]

go vladivodska goooooo :D

[CAKEvid]

lmfaoooooo

[MegaVaidis]

Lithuania owns Russia

[Krist3rr]

F*CK RUSSIA !!!

but the video is funny :D

[JulianCheese]

Where was the "Ouch" subtitle?

[aegisgfx]

I think that MF is dead!

[TheBeefsister]

Good job with those bike riding skills, bud. XD

[L4veyan]

Hahahaha what an idiot

[Billypig800]

omfg! If I hear one more goddam in russia joke im going to fuck a duck

[lardimus]

@Billypig800 In soviet Russia, duck fuck you!

[sattfield]

@lardimus Oh God I laughed hard at this, thanks man.

[GenBanks]

@NegativeCreep121 me too

[jama463]

"What a strange trick"

Genius.

[TheDeathToast]

I can do this trick, too!

[jamie4656]

he sounds like sylvester stallone :D

[MasterGini]

I never thought that douchebag is actually going to drive into that crappy wall o_o

[Ratama]

heh those stupid muslims

[beentold]

The subtitles are total crap. He's saying to them "I'm going to drive into that building area". Then he is asked "what building area?" and he says "that one!". Then he does his thing. And the guy in the end says: "That's another figure 8" (in the guy's bike's front wheel).

Absolut translation fail.

[beentold]

Ooops, sorry, someone else already said that.

[Mouse231]

@beentold

That's the point, idiot. It is supposed to be for fun, to add humour to the video.

Who the fuck cares what they actually say?

[beentold]

@Mouse231 it's still funny if you know what they're saying. Idiot.

[robbiekhandotcodotuk]

@beentold I think the translation given was meant for comedic purposes, I laughed harder at them than the actual translation.

[beentold]

@robbiekhandotcodotuk fair enough...

[ENGLANDTHEGREATEST]

@beentold The subtitles arent meant to be a translation dumbass

[Wouter112]

He wont remember that the next day

[KILLNemesis7840]

the noise is so damn funny

[Kamelot19]

lol russe mit jogging hose :D klischeeeees

[Barshki]

I laughed

[lopatamd]

lol the subs are all wrong)

[screwoffreg]

eat a dick troll

[MegaEpictroll]

suck my balls faggot

[screwoffreg]

WOW?

[biuku]

In Russia, bike trick you!

[dedodeouro]

@biuku ehauehauehaueh really

[mkrsk]

@biuku

LOL

Yeah those bikes in Russia are tricky :D

[TheNethero]

@biuku That bike's got some skills.

[ChrisFastM3]

@biuku This comment is better than the video

[semihibernation]

haha people saying the subtitles are wrong, that should be obvious, it's part of the joke!

[FantajiFan]

Very funny captions

If anyone's curious, the real translation (or best effort listening to a drunkard) from a Reddit poster:

"The main character of the movie announces "I am riding into the construction site" twice. Then he says "Spokuha", which means "No sweat" to the lady that tries to appeal to his reason. 2 guys in the end say "Another 8", meaning the wheel of the MC's bicycle is warped so as to acquire the shape of 8 - again."

I don't speak Russian, just copied it from a guy who does.

[RockstarRacc00n]

lolwut

[clashdo]

haha guy sounded drunk from the start

[666whitewolf]

BEST...TRICK...EVER

[Starjetcruiser]

the trick is magnificent!!

[illdawg1234]

in the end they dont say "what a cool trick", they say "another 8" meaning his wheel got damaged and wont will drive sideways and not straight, in the shape of an 8

[DaMisteryOfLife]

R. I. P Dude! (=

[Tzeapaedi]

oh yeah...awesome trick

[themojo11]

damn hes one talented guy. wish i could do tricks that impressive.

[Verooo777]

how the FUCK did he do that?

[mrgeetah]

Holy crap, that trick was awesome! I wish I could do that...

[lukini101]

not what they said, but still funny!

[100mahma]

i already did that trick before

[PvtVVitt]

holy shit! show me how!

[GoHaliGo]

HOLY CRAP!

[DolgLanjelin]

LOL! " what a strange trick" :) this was hillarious :)

[GeokerRom]

cool trick, OMG how did he do that?

[joshjosb08]

russians are stupid

[milkflem]

This is why the number 2 russian product is Vodka.

[KalterStien]

Dude.. thats just fucking hilarious.

[itshelpa]

being drunk 24/7 has its disadvantages...

[CompletlyPointless]

In mother Russia, bike ride you!

[oshmunnies]

Wow cool trick!!!!!

[mkrsk]

LOL!!

This guy was Sober.

The Russians get so drunk that even when they're sober, they're still drunk

They have many dry drunks over there.

[bassguitarfreek]

hahaha even if the subtitles are wrong, I totally knew what was going to happen. It doesn't matter what language a person is speaking, you can tell when they're wasted. and this guy has definitely had way too much 'little water'

[bl060188]

ARTHUR COLLINS IS A LEGEND!!!!!!!!!

[Soda241]

lol.. Well i dont think it matter to much of the translate are wrong, it still got the point across.

[sperminators]

Both of the translations are wrong :D

[ShateredReality]

the magic that is too much alcohol and a bike XD

[spavlit]

translation:

guy: i'm going to drive into a building

girl: serious?

guy: yes, i'm going to drive into a building

girl: what building?

guy: a regular building. alright, i'm off

(not sure what the guys at end said). That guys is wasted

[Smatchimo]

while sitting for an "outside reading session" for english class in hgihschool, something like 10 years ago, my friend was out of school that day riding his bike around (different district) and ran full on into the porta potty. had a much better response than this foo

[Betoniporsas75]

Näppärä jätkä.

[TDLouwman]

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA XDXD

[ruse710]

thats not what he says...the subtitles are all wrong

[JASON8URK3]

well smart ass please translate

[Otacon7]

"What a strange trick..." (*dies laughing*) 8D

[D0YA]

I can't stop laughing. Brilliant

[M5IAN]

ROFL

[djsickid]

0:23

[mistabiggz16]

I love russia russia loves me

[current093]

Loh!

[Karemzo]

I wonder what idiot wrote these subtitles, I'm not even russian and I know you translated it wrong

[Rambokala]

same here...

[larrydesign]

Have you thought perhaps the subtitles ARE the joke?

[Karemzo]

Lol... Maybe if you would understand the real text you wouldn't be so smug because the proper translation is even funnier than this translated text.

[flatlinerking]

lol . . my name is Karemzo and i pretend i know russian when i'm on the internet

[scotttgross]

this is the shit.

[vparthas]

I submitted this to entinsity bithces. Hurray for me!

[brianiliescu]

"what a strange trick"....lmao

[nightstalker25]

In Russia bike drives you!

[Elder376442]

epic win

[fro4040]

stumble win

[rushthezeppelin]

A bit too much Vudka nosky?

[126357849]

LOL! That's a neat trick!

[lovecraftuk]

What a strange trick.

[TankTheory]

Hurray for whoever submitted this to entensity....oh wait that was me :P

[MrSpike13]

winner!!!

[RagnarWessman]

Neat trick

[Johnnymushio]

stumbled

[zmanKT]

hhahah drunkie

[DylanTh3Villian]

Strange trick

[george59318]

L O L

[Luftschutzpolizei]

something this guy clint would do that i know

[buchanass]

hahahahahahaa

[vgt7]

lol wasted

[braineater65]

stumble ftw!

[tharealtim]

i didn't laugh because everyone talked it up so much and ruined it for me :(

[CBWRyder]

i think im gonna try that trick!

[Wouter112]

Ahahahaha!!

[LetsDoThisNow]

you know i was gonna say "man he sounds drunk"

weird.

[dabuddha669]

stumbled!!!!!!!!!

[GuitarGod119]

Lol... "what a strange trick"

[TylerInterlichia]

stumbled

[lukaskibutzki]

Stumbled, too!!!

i never laught like that!!!

[kperis]

Stumbled, another loser to the game :P

[Chaosed0]

wow, I was reading all of the comments about losing the game, when I heard the guy crash against the fence and the guy say, "What a strange trick." I laughed harder than I would've if I even saw the video.

[megamba]

lost the game.......nice trick i am training really hard to be as good as that

[xspyder1]

awesome !

[UrNotEvenSmart]

Stumbled

[henson337]

i hate you all on account of all the game losing that just happened

[TheLocalIdiot]

Stumbled this XD,

omg the subtitles are amazing XD

[CameOnYoMom]

Whats is this gam you speak of haha... or is that the game right there.

[MJwalkathon]

Stumbleddd.....and lost the game

[JayLHunt]

Fucking stumble, I lose.

[1ThingHappened]

he was so smashed

[buddaboy77]

VODKA......or as the russians say VUDKA

[adamjlynch]

wudka

[buddaboy77]

VODKA

[Hazz112112]

Stumbled

and LOST THE GAME!

[beefydan7272]

dam i lost the game :/

[mrpaul94]

stumble

[CrimsonFlash16]

yiieaaaa vizzhhhuuiidd vizzhtruiiid

....

stumbles

[stupidguyaabbcc]

STUMBLED!!!

[Ameriikha]

stumble

[erikakalucy]

stumbled! and CUMMED EVERYWHERE

[TehManofMusic]

Stumbled! And PWNT!

[bjbdude1]

stumbled...

and awesome.

[ovidiu90]

stumbled

[misterxzibit]

stumble...