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  • I WILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!!!

  • Love how R. Lee Ermey managed to bring in marine training for this roll.

  • WHO THE F**K SAID THAT

  • top movie

  • Ermey really was in the marines, so he was perfect for this role.

  • LMFAO 0-5:41!!!

  • chuck norris is a school girl compared to R Lee Ermy

  • Are real DIs like this?

  • I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

  • Sgt.: "What's your name scumbag?"

    Brown: "Sir! Private Brown, sir!"

    Sgt.: "Bullshit! From now on, you're Private Snowball. Do you like that name?"

    Brown: "Sir! Yes, sir!"

    Sgt.: "Well there's one thing that you won't like Private Snowball. They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall."

    I'm black, and this man is epic.

  • @ILuvDeliciousCake "Yo, Geico sucks, I'm glad I switched to Progessive." "Who said that? Which one of you commie scum suckers just signed his own death warrant? No one said it? The fairly Obama-loving pinko Godmother said it." "Sir I said it sir. Geico ads make no fucking sense." Really, private joker. You think mocking the ad I did for Geico is funny?" "Sir, no sir." I bet you like come to the geico agency and fuck my niece. I got your name I got your ass. You will Not say shit about Geico

  • @ILuvDeliciousCake again or I will spend the next 15 minutes skull fucking you to death and then I'll shit down your neck.

  • haha best scene in the whole movie, best scene out of a lotta movies!

  • GOD DAMN IT WITH MY HAND!!!

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  • Whoever dislike this video can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

  • what did jokers piece about john wayne mean?

  • And people say their parents are too strict. lol

  • Hhahaha LMFAO

  • What does he say at 3:40, sounds like "Peanut Butter"

    But what is it really?

  • @karaloca he said :peter puffer

  • @onsenfoudunomful As in a cock sucker? I'm a Brit so Peter Puffer isn't a phrase I'm familiar with - so thanks mate.

  • Gunny:Do you suck dicks?

    Bieber:SIR, ON A DAILY BASIS, SIR!!!!

  • LMFAO AT 1:19-1:49

  • God modern basic has become some pussy stuff.

  • God modern basic has become some pussy stuff.

  • I am an anarchist, socialist, whiny little liberal, and I fucking love this clip.

  • "5'9,i dident know they stacked shit that high!" lol that was sooo funnyyyy

  • 4 people are communists peter puffin nigger whops and greasers

  • "you will not laugh! you will not cry!"

    ...can i at least masturbate without your permission?

  • Here you're all equally worthless....LOL!

  • Someone please answer this! Can anyone who's been through bootcamp/training tell us whether this depiction of the sergeant is accurate? Do they really talk that way, and can they put their hands on the trainees?

  • @dantro78 Typically, the Instructors aren't even allowed to touch or harm the trainees (anymore) unless it's absolutely necessary. However, the way they talk is very accurate. I remember my first week there and let's just say it wasn't pleasant.

  • @dantro78 my dad was in the marines yes pretty much it was, not anymore because of this movie so its not as hard now but its still pretty harsh according to him they were allowed to hit you and talk you like that idk about the talking part now but i know they cant hit you

  • 4 people are called Lawrence and come from Texas.

  • do u suck dicks sir no sir r u a peter puffer sir no sir bullshit i bet ur the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around pure genius all adlib off the top of his head R.Lee.Ermey is the greatest...OUT fucking STANDING

  • oh i miss boot camp. fun times

  • this is great ,how it was ,Stanley Kubrick the master,i  love this film, dont even think of going left.

  • "is that you john wayne, is this me".

    I don't get the joke/referall. Could someone please explain? Or did he just blabber some random shit.

  • join the french faggot legion?lol your having a laugh now ! every one know the ffl is for fags and child molesters. you know i saw an ad for french ww2 rifles, it said they had only been dropped twice. once for the germans and once for the americans muahahahahahaa!

  • it's just a movie guys.....

  • @JakeMansonNYC  Quiter!

  • This is how it was when i joined the marines , makes a man out of you quick. but you pussy's wouldn't understand!

  • @WW2MODELBUILDER fuck yea that would turn you into a man in the given 12 weeks time. Btw pm me, Im building a B-17 right now and I also love building WWII model airplanes.

  • @WW2MODELBUILDER Understand what? This is childs play. Join the French FL you Pussy and then you would understand.

  • The only reason why USA lost in Vietnam is bcs civilians and politics never had the sublime experience of being chastised and motivated by drill sarges like R. Lee Ermey, otherwise the eastern block had fallen like 20 years before 1991.

  • @kanenash True that...Back door deals got us into Korea and Vietnam and since we had no exit strategy, back door deals got us out and got what was the eventual outcome of both conflicts. Truman should have let MacArthur do his job and achieve victory and the General should have not tried to go toe to toe with the Command in Chief.

  • @kanenash You really should take a good look at what you said. Do you live in some kind of dream world. War is for real!

  • I wonder how many takes all of this took. I'd have been in tears with laughter through the whole thing. I know it's supposed to be a serious take on the marines of the time back then, but honestly.. if I was making a movie, and Ermey walked up to me and started screaming all sorts of random insults and put downs, I'd be laughing uncontrollably.

  • "The fairy fucking goddmother say it"

  • Two of the best classic lines on any movie, ...."only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence." "you can come to my house and fuck my sister."

  • The US Army knocks you you down to build you up. Most of these men were only 19 years old. The art of war is not to die for your country but to get another to die for his . It's all a crying shame!

  • @grandslam1998 it is the marines dumb ass

  • @crazyflatlandbmx I hope you are not such a dumb ass to join the Marines or any part of the forces?

  • @grandslam1998 You hit the nail on the head.

  • @grandslam1998 These are United States Marines!

  • @cheap3shotproduction And your point is? It's still a crying shame. The US Marines are no different from all who go to war and fight politicions wars who are very generous with other peoples lives.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA­HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA­AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    

  • haahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @acapece123 hhhhhahahahahahahnahahahahahah­ahahahaHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHH­AHAHAHHAHAHA!

    

  • Hell I like you you can come over to my house a fuck my sister!

  • @ThePooeater2 When can I come over?

  • I just noticed that he starts to punch with the left fist and then ends with the right

  • If I was queer I would join the marines, I hear they're recruiting queers now.

  • what memories!

  • @JakeMansonNYC stfu

  • ill cut your head off and shit down your neck! lololololololol

  • according to real marines, this shit is a joke. not even close to being a representation of boot camp. and i can see it too.

  • @Evisoo No you are wrong , Ermey was a drill instructor ! and said he made it real . This is suppose to be the 1960s , Not the marines of today with all this political correctness shit.

  • looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!

  • @fizzle your a moron and obviously never served.

  • @budrakerz  He may have served BIG MACS

  • I served from 84-88. In 84 the D.I could still put their hands on you, and they DID! The swim tank at sandiego was a torture chamber for are"Dark Green" brothers. In 85 or 86 there were congressional hearings due to drownings in the tank. Check me on the dates,but in 88 one of my buddies(we were Infantry) went thru D.I school.He made it but not many did. There were all new rules about how long you could keep the "privates" in the pit. You could never touch them.Big changes.

  • The US military of the 50's and 60's was the best. They were trained almost like Spartans. Now they are a bunch of PC faggots. The terrorists will win because we no longer have Marines or a real army. Why would any white fighting man join an organization to protect the rights of women, faggots and minorities? Boycott the military, let this system crumble, we will build a new one on old-fashioned values.

  • @fizzle32 your a fucking moron... lol

  • @fizzle32 stfu queer

  • @fizzle32  You do not know cos were not there man! They drew first blood!

  • LOL 2:40 his war-face

  • hhahahahaha couldnt stop laughing at the guys face

  • 4 people can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

  • @WarMovies4You that is inncorrect, the film crew that was doing the movie at his boot camp the day after his privates graduated, so he sat there while they were filming and the actor they originaly had for the part was doing it wrong according to R. Lee Ermey he was doing it wrong so he demonstrated and they fired the orginal actor and hired him to do that part. Ermey was a actuall drill sargent that is why he looks so professional

  • I don't like the name Laurence, only faggots and sailors are called Laurence !

    Hahaha love it

  • Is that you John Wayne. Is this me?

  • You little scum bag, I got your name, I GOT YOUR ASS!!!!

  • only steers and queers come from texas! lol best line

  • In the german version he sounds more vicious. Srsly.

  • @sadohenker666 Also the italian version is great

  • DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED LMAO

  • Funniest movie clip I have ever watched

  • Ohhh the first day when you meet the drill instructors....ha thank God that he is the Senior Drill instructor, I can't imaging how the kill hat talk.

  • Pure comedic genius.

  • Goddammit, I was in that shit for my time! OOHRAH MARINE CORPS!! I fucking miss that shit! And tomorrow is the Marine Corps Birthday! 235th Birthday! Tun Tavern, PA 10 November 1775!!

  • R. Lee Ermey for President 2012. He's exactly what this country needs.

  • @noveds07 fuck yeah! I love that shit! I wish we had R. Lee Ermey for president! It'll be better than any fuckhead we've had in this decade!

  • @noveds07 that is ingenious, america would be thrive off of a man like Emery

  • @noveds07 Ehhh...

    Maybe presidential "adviser."

  • @noveds07 hartrman makes me think of my dad (rip sfc walton) when kid growing up cryed and said how bad they got it i use to lmfao and told them come stay with me for 7 days and they would think other wise

  • @noveds07 What country?

    

  • I wonder if drill instructors use the same lines, jokes, and insults for every new batch of reruits. Also, does each batch have their own "Snowball", "Joker", and "Pyle"?

  • @kixxxter yes, they still get that kind of shit for all the Marines...they just ain't allowed to whoop ass anymore...don't ask, don't tell!

  • who said that who the fuck said that whos the slimmy little commen of shit twencle toed cock sucker

  • " you have best un-fuck yourself"................best line, on the floor LOL

  • "Do I make you nervous?!"

    "Sir..."

    "Sir what? WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?!"

  • You people who are saying Sgt. Hartman is "disgusting" or "sick" have

    never been in a situation where men must be trained to make life or death

    decisions on a minute-by- minute basis.

    The toughness of the D.I. strips away any softness left over from the

    recruits' civilian life and turns them into FIGHTING MEN. Soldiers

    MUST, above all things, LEARN TO KILL.

    They must learn to SURVIVE under conditions that would CRIPPLE

    civilian men in a few hours. Hartman is trying to save their lives!

  • @4freespeech amen!

  • @4freespeech Correction: He turns them into Marines, not soldiers. Quite a HUGE difference between the two, but other than that I agree w/your statement wholeheartedly.

  • @4freespeech I respect this guy already.

  • @4freespeech I completely agree with you but what about turning them back into civilians when they leave the military? That doesn't happen in any way, and we're supposed to just accept every action the military does. I mean, I love that our military is the strongest and one of the largest in the world, but you can't tell me that some of the people running the military don't have the wrong objectives in mind, and are deceiving us in a lot of ways. It's just as destructive as constructive now.

  • @caucasianjake Everybody who wears the uniform is aware of that risk. Turning them back into civilians is not their job. That's what counseling is for.

  • @crazy4sian Well, when someone borrows something from me, I like to have it returned to me the same way I left it to them. And while the soldiers themselves may not see how they've changed, every close relative and friend around them has. And we the family and friends want that person that the government has borrowed from us to be returned to us the same way that they were when they left. Know what I mean? It's not to liken soldiers to personal property, but parents sorta see it that way...

  • @caucasianjake Of course parents will worry, it's in their nature. A child naturally belongs to them, but when they make the choice to leave the nest and live on their own, there is nothing you can do except support them on the decisions they make. The government didn't borrow them and turn them into property, the child volunteered for it; what happens to them is their own responsibility. Whether they "revert back" to being civilians is their choice and some even like the new lifestyle.

  • @4freespeech He did not save his!

  • @4freespeech THE GUY IS DISGUSTING! THAT DOESNT MEAN WHAT HE DOES AINT USELESS! BUt DUUUDE..LETS FACE US: HE IS A HELL OF A MOTHERFUCKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!­!!

  • @4freespeech Is that you John Wayne?

  • @4freespeech Agreed!

  • my friends grampa

  • Here you are all equally worthless :P

  • Ill PT you till your assholes are sucking buttermilk! Bahaha! makes me miss the core.

  • akkillees, all this bullcrap about "dont ask dont tell" they made those guys hold their dicks while holding the gun chanting this is for fighting this is for fun. The whole thing is GAY its like a giant homoerotic fetish fest. Also that drill sergeant KNEW that if he kept punishing the entire group every time that one guy messed up that they would beat the crap out of him and treat him like dirt, that was his PLAN. He was EVIL. and CRUEL and ABUSIVE and he deserved to die.

  • @Zurround100 you addressed nothing of what i said to you, which figures, you can only focus on things that are gay. first off, its a movie, so don't get your panties in a bunch because of a movie, and second, don't bag on our military based on a movie. i've had family that has gotten shipped over to afgan and other areas of the middle east who have lost friends while defending stupid assholes like you.

  • @akkillees hmmm i was about to say similar things to this weak minded retard but thanks for pointing it out for him =)

  • ugh... this disgusts me.

  • this is a perfect example of what a sick disgusting organization the military is, its just SICK. And that sergeant guy is probably a private gay with all the gay refernces from him.

  • @Zurround100 news flash, without our military we would be speaking german or japanese, and if you knew anything about psychology you would realize what the purpose of the degrading talk is for, it is to break a person down in order to fully discipline them in the face of combat. mental toughness, but people who can't stand watching this kind of stuff are weak minded anyways and for what you said have no respect for the protection you have that our military provides.

  • @akkillees you said this shit right!

  • is that the guy from law and order that hes choking

  • I'm off to practice my war face.

    AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH ! ! ! ! ! !

  • I didn't get the "Is this you John Wayne, is this me ?" part.

  • @Ph3L1z14n0 multiple personalties or schitzo. if there is a deeper meaning then it alludes me

  • @Ph3L1z14n0 The whole point of the film was for Joker to try and find out who he is and what was his role. In Vietnam war films like 'Platoon' Charlie Sheen's character fought to survive, but Joker hasn't found what his is. He said that it's to kill but you find out that later on it was just a hollow statement. You think that in this scene that such an iconic statement is a bit out of place because it's not in a soliloquy or theres no big build up.

  • @Ph3L1z14n0 (continued) He said it as a random outburst because he's in a repetative enviroment getting shouted at by an arse wipe in a hat telling him he's worthless and just thinks to himself "Why am I here? Why have I changed? This doesn't seem like my life." That's when his thoughts become verbal in a humourous little skit of "Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?"

  • Ermey>chuck norris

  • lol is right.

  • lol xD

  • i watched this video with my war face on

  • @DannyDzeko  Show me your war face.

  • Is this you John Wayne? Is this me?

  • @flaviusbs you just signed your own death warrent

  • @hammerhead4896 Sir Sorry Sir!

  • One of the greatest scenes of all time

  • Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!

  • Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

  • Only steers and queers come from Texas... ;) 

  • Only steers and queers come from Texas... ;)

  • BIG BRO LOU, IF YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I KNOW THIS WASN'T EASY FOR YOU, I KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND THE PAIN I FELT, THE MORNING YOU LEFT. I LOST YOU, BUT GAINED A SMILE AFTER YOU CAME HOME :-) TE AMO MUCHO

  • "Who said that!? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT! WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLE TOED COCK SUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT!"

  • Me: SIR, DO YOU SUCK COCKS?!

    Timmy: SIR, YES, SIR!

    Me: I BET YA DOES! YA DOES SO FRIGGIN NASTY AT IT, YO MAMA CALLS YOU AN ASSHOLE FOR THAT! AM I CLEAR, YA ASSHOLE?!

    Timmy: SIR, NO, SIR!

    Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AT???!!!

    Timmy: SIR, NO SIR! YA HEARD ME!

    Me: DROP AND GIMME A MILLION, YA DUMBASS! ON THE DOUBLE!

  • I love how I get on YouTube to watch some seriously funny clips and all I see in the comments section is a bunch of half-retarded snurd nurglers bickering about unrelated bullshit. lol Pa-fucking-thetic.

  • Pile you better square your ass up and start shitting me tiffany cuff links or i will definitely fuck you up

  • I kinda get a boner when I watch this scene......haha

  • @goyanks1302 could it be?... r u quagmire?

  • @yohippiedogs haha well I actually get whats called a "Broner", it's when you get a stiffy from watching manly things, such as things blow up, or watching movies like the Godfather, Goodfellas, or even this scene in Full Metal Jacket, yes the word for today is "Broner"....

  • me im an american but i find the SAS more hardcore

  • @PYCHODrAgOn

    Than the Marines? Not a chance in hell.

  • @RebarVictimo well you just gave me an idea for if theres another season of deadliest warrior USA MARINES VS BRITIANS SAS

  • @PYCHODrAgOn That's stupid. A standard soldier unit against a special forces regiment, who do you think will win? It should be British soldier vs USMC.

  • best damn clip of a graet movie

  • Greatest war movie of all time.

  • i didnt get the part when da guy says "is this you John Wayne, is this me?"

    can somebody hip me

  • The director told Ermey he wasn't vicious enough to play the character.In response Ermey made a videotape of himself improvising insulting dialogue towards a group of Royal Marines while people off-camera pelted him with oranges and tennis balls. Ermey rattled off an unbroken string of insults for 15 minutes, and he did not flinch, duck, or repeat himself while the projectiles rained on him. Upon viewing the video, Kubrick gave Ermey the role, realizing that he "was a genius for this part".

  • @WarMovies4You hahaha....wow...I didnt know that...sounds interesting could you provide me with a link?

  • @seamr05 I saw it in some interview Ermey did a while back, but it is also on wikipedia