guys take this case seriously, the second comming of your so called ''raptor Jesus'' will soon come, so forget this raptor-jesus crap and start seeing Jesus as your personal savior instead of a personal humor subject if you're wise.
@NZpower018 if you are wise you would know that jesus was a stigma created to gain control of the masses and promise those a life of eternity to foolish followers ,and you would know what you experience in reallity on a day to day basis,and not try to spread wisdom, or in your case "jesus is a personal savior" false wisdom to others.
many signs huh? look them up? idk about you but the only sign that jesus really ever did exist is in the bible, which was rewriten and translated from scrolls then rewritten by the whims of priestes and then profits put in what they deemed fit for the bible, and then writen and translated into the bible you know today which gives a loose discription on this man jesus and why we should beleave he is the spawn of a god. idk but it seems like these signs are a bit intangeble to me.
@gnarbuzz there are not only signs about Jesus, but also about the bible. noah's arc has been found, israel became a state last century as predicted, many FALSE CHRISTS(!!) and false prophets everywere, the mark on the beast on barcodes, and one of the most powerfull sign:
wonder why were free on suaterday and sunday? because suaterday is the ancient official sabbath, and sunday because roman church changed it to sunday. free on the last 2 days of the week? can't be coincidence...
@gnarbuzz then what would your 'question' be, if you want there to be an explination for it everywere? as wise as it sounds, I don't got this from myself, so I'm not claiming to be all-knowing, just saying. but shoot, now what is it you want to ask me...
Bless us, O Raptor Lord, and these, your gifts, which we are about to receive from thy merciful talons. Through the bounty of Raptor Christ, our Cretaceous Lord. Amen.
Recite this prayer before every meal He bestows upon you. PRAISE.
And Raptor jesus Spoke unto his disciples, Instructing the poor to whore themselves to become rich, warning the dangers of the furry, and teaching the wise to generally h4x life and totally pwn that which is evil.
Our Raptor, Who art in /h/eaven, shopped be Thy face; Thy donations come, Thy posts be done in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven. Give us this day our daily Bridget; and forgive us our trolling as we forgive those who troll against us, and lead us not into faggotry, but deliver us from /fur/ry. In the name of the Snacks(cause moot's a gigantic faggot), the Raptor, and the Holy Server, Amen.
At parkingSt0nes, we don't make a lot of the animated gifs you see on the internets, we make a lot of the animated gifs you see on the internets better.
Nowhere in the bible does it state that Jesus was NOT a raptor.
jd6735 4 months ago
He went extinct for you sins.
ffinfinity1 1 year ago
lmao
4feelfear 1 year ago
O_O raptor jesus !! LOL!! o_o
slayer692009 1 year ago
WTF?! xD
SuperDFK 1 year ago
"Only those with the freshest, most succulent livers will be saved..."
-Raptor Jesus
cayce81 1 year ago
guys take this case seriously, the second comming of your so called ''raptor Jesus'' will soon come, so forget this raptor-jesus crap and start seeing Jesus as your personal savior instead of a personal humor subject if you're wise.
NZpower018 1 year ago
@NZpower018 Cool story bro
spoogleman 1 year ago
@spoogleman I know bro.
NZpower018 1 year ago
@NZpower018 if you are wise you would know that jesus was a stigma created to gain control of the masses and promise those a life of eternity to foolish followers ,and you would know what you experience in reallity on a day to day basis,and not try to spread wisdom, or in your case "jesus is a personal savior" false wisdom to others.
gnarbuzz 1 year ago
@gnarbuzz don't be to sure about your own ''wise'' conclusion... there are many signs, look them up
NZpower018 1 year ago
many signs huh? look them up? idk about you but the only sign that jesus really ever did exist is in the bible, which was rewriten and translated from scrolls then rewritten by the whims of priestes and then profits put in what they deemed fit for the bible, and then writen and translated into the bible you know today which gives a loose discription on this man jesus and why we should beleave he is the spawn of a god. idk but it seems like these signs are a bit intangeble to me.
gnarbuzz 1 year ago
@gnarbuzz there are not only signs about Jesus, but also about the bible. noah's arc has been found, israel became a state last century as predicted, many FALSE CHRISTS(!!) and false prophets everywere, the mark on the beast on barcodes, and one of the most powerfull sign:
wonder why were free on suaterday and sunday? because suaterday is the ancient official sabbath, and sunday because roman church changed it to sunday. free on the last 2 days of the week? can't be coincidence...
NZpower018 1 year ago
@NZpower018 my dude, synchromysticism is not the same as coincidence, if you beleave somthing is real you will find explinations for it everywhere.
gnarbuzz 1 year ago
@gnarbuzz then what would your 'question' be, if you want there to be an explination for it everywere? as wise as it sounds, I don't got this from myself, so I'm not claiming to be all-knowing, just saying. but shoot, now what is it you want to ask me...
NZpower018 1 year ago
@NZpower018 i just wanted to see what you would say
gnarbuzz 1 year ago
@gnarbuzz while yet, you already knew what I was going to say? I seriously doubt it..
NZpower018 1 year ago
@NZpower018 lolz
gnarbuzz 1 year ago
@NZpower018 loloololololoolololl i loled
PrivateIrishmayne 1 year ago
@PrivateIrishmayne So...?
NZpower018 1 year ago
@NZpower018 So, you're saying that Raptor Jesus will come upon us and eat us?
TheWrathMovies 8 months ago
@TheWrathMovies well, not exactly like that....
NZpower018 8 months ago
W I N :3
LordSaintRay 1 year ago
lol Im in ur home eating your children
sonicspeed011 1 year ago
"Satan's little helper"
PitBullMafia1 1 year ago
Bless us, O Raptor Lord, and these, your gifts, which we are about to receive from thy merciful talons. Through the bounty of Raptor Christ, our Cretaceous Lord. Amen.
Recite this prayer before every meal He bestows upon you. PRAISE.
FanaticTroll 1 year ago 11
@FanaticTroll Haha! I'm going to do this in a restaurant sometime with a bunch of people.
drendorphin1 1 year ago
grande entre los grande aguante raptor jesus te extingiste por nuestros pecados :(
slayer692009 1 year ago
He learned to open doors...OH NO!!!
420LaYzIe420 1 year ago 9
HAHA!!!
scarlionheart 1 year ago
Hey!
RaptorJesus720 1 year ago
how fuckin shit is that
truskawor 1 year ago
@truskawor YOU DARE TO DENY SECOND COMING OF RAPTOR JESUS?
RectalSpoonNinja 1 year ago 9
ROTFLCOPTER
radekwawkom 1 year ago
Lolzilla!
Lunettarose 2 years ago
What's the song?
Tomek3002 2 years ago
Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus, you fool!
Himo666 2 years ago 4
this was one big pile of steaming WIN
SovietWarshark 2 years ago 6
PRAISE HIM
MichaelSaintRay 2 years ago
HAIL TEH LAWRD RAPTORJESUS
princeVEGE 2 years ago
Believe in the Lord Raptor Jesus, or have your genitals removed
sinspawngt 2 years ago 6
LOL
bastianolea 2 years ago 2
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Love Raptor Jesus or die.
Raptor Jesus is the savior of all mankind, and will deliver thee to carnivorous enlightenment.
Believe in the Lord Raptor Jesus, or have your genitals removed
Raptor Jesus will rise again!
Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins!
Raptor Jesus loves your kids!
The divine trinity of Raptor Jesus shelters us from the coming Velocirapture!
Raptor Jesus is my messiyuh!
Raptor Jesus owns The Hoffinator
SirPwn4lot 2 years ago
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SirPwn4lot 2 years ago
lol this vid win
lordof7 2 years ago
I wish he'd come to my house...^^
CalicoVall 2 years ago 2
He went extinct for our sins
NebachadnezzaR 2 years ago 9
Successful video is successful.
DraxZombie 2 years ago
Our God's a Jurassic God.
He reigns from 4chan above.
With wisdom, power and lulz.
Our God's a Jurassic God.
way2muchPie4u 2 years ago 7
Music, please?
Gyto736783r 2 years ago
personal jesus
Slipknot0395 2 years ago
I just watched this 15 times in a row, at least.
I can't imagine it getting old anytime soon.
MrMike0113 2 years ago 7
that was epic
epic for the win
WHlTEDEVlL 2 years ago 2
AWESOME
depakinechrono 2 years ago
FUCKING WIN
dolphin4d 2 years ago 3
wut?
Maaniiek 2 years ago
who sing it ?
Machtal34 2 years ago
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Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus
Himo666 2 years ago
Depeche Mode.
there's also a cover by Marilyn Manson, if you're interested.
Melodicmartyr 2 years ago
depeche mode
B1SCOOP 2 years ago
co to za muzyka ?
Machtal34 2 years ago
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Himo666 2 years ago
Full of win.
666gothicbunni666 2 years ago
fucking epic..
KawaiiMofia 2 years ago 5
Buahahah rotfl
88mati88 2 years ago
LOL
haakuryu 2 years ago
lol wut
YourBitterEnd 2 years ago
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
chris4492 2 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sandmanreborn 2 years ago
funniest fad of all time
Darknizzle 3 years ago 3
Ahahahaahaha
MagicCereal 3 years ago
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REACH OUT AND TOUCH FACE. ;)
ScissorsxD1 3 years ago
WHAT10000!?!?!?!?!
CalmedNutHead 3 years ago
HAHAHA short and sweet!!!
Clap4meBitch 3 years ago
lmao
jax1492 3 years ago
Reach out and touch fail.
Suu100 3 years ago
lol that was funny ha..... haha.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Qman729 3 years ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katiee1988 3 years ago
What was the last thing Jesus said on the cross?
Brb, LOL!
LovelyYTRocks 3 years ago 50
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Didin't get it.
Gyto736783r 2 years ago
@LovelyYTRocks Yeah but then he lagged and his connection cut out.
Mech610 9 months ago
It's Raptor Jesus, lol.
wheaty123 3 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... lol...
Truskawa000222 3 years ago
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LULS! A 4chan moomoo! OOPS! Forgot about Roolz 1 & 2!!!1 sry guyz
hey do you liek mudkizp?
In other words, I hate the comments on this video.
morbidchid 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I've watched this video over 9000! times and it's still funny.
robfn 3 years ago
OVER 9000!?
What are you referencing? Your Internet meme knowledge is beyond anything I have ever seen.
morbidchid 3 years ago 22
What 9000!?!?
JasonUnruhe 3 years ago 11
OH LAWD!!!
sbiq 3 years ago
This is the best
KackBratze001 3 years ago
900k <3
Ronin779 3 years ago
rawrrrrrrrrrr!
FurryThales 3 years ago
repent with lulz
ElSAVALDORfunes 3 years ago
no, u
vercizStar 3 years ago
I luv this :*
juli07 3 years ago
Raptor jesus ate my house.
DarthPenguin1 3 years ago 4
Have you accepted Raptor Jesus as your lord and savior?
Breadcleaner 3 years ago 8
Raptor Jesus ownz, !lol!
atlanticus 3 years ago
the best everrrr
jordangogogo 3 years ago 2
You know, there are so many bastards who are willing to insult jesus, zombie jesus, cyborg jesus, there is only 1 jesus, he is RAPTOR JESUS!
Interioroutbreak69 3 years ago 13
You know it.
Metalicafan1421 3 years ago 4
Praise him, for he went extinct for out sins!
Hyouketsu285 3 years ago 13
Amen.
TySpoonz 3 years ago 2
Fuck Yes.
SUPERNERD77 3 years ago
Raptors used to be vegetarian, until Adam went gay and cursed us with original sin! That librul scumbag.
jpbalkenende 3 years ago
He went extinct for our sins
NickHislop 3 years ago 14
This is blashphemy! This is madness!
seba4 3 years ago
THIS...IS...RAPTOR JESUS!!!
cynatriss 3 years ago 34
Hahahahaha ROFLMFAO!!! xDDDDD
reivax452 3 years ago
Hahaha
ReallyJollyRoger 3 years ago
ROFL
Earofdoom 3 years ago
NONBELIEVERS WILL BE DISEMBOWELED!
Jinxly 3 years ago 9
By His Holy Talons!
xVxShinoxVx 3 years ago
ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS!!1
CaptainSlumber 3 years ago 5
im oddly aroused by this video
Spaceghost272 3 years ago 20
LMAO spaceghost. REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!!
bigboyburnsy 3 years ago 8
lol! wtf??
SebastianAxx 3 years ago
LOL!
xVxShinoxVx 3 years ago 2
REACH OUT and TOUCH FAITH.
SuomiPerkele69 3 years ago 6
LOL!!!! BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!
MichaelSwg 3 years ago 4
fucking LAWLURCAUST! XD
terrasidius 3 years ago 3
i replayed million times lol!
Timmydaggerownz 4 years ago 8
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
drummerjonathanp 4 years ago 3
LMFAO,funniest thing ive ever seen
UGonnaEatUrtots 4 years ago 2
Raptor Jesus smote the unbelievers for the LULZ!
kyklopian 4 years ago 7
And Raptor jesus Spoke unto his disciples, Instructing the poor to whore themselves to become rich, warning the dangers of the furry, and teaching the wise to generally h4x life and totally pwn that which is evil.
RandDoom 4 years ago 9
raptor jesus : believe or die
bbbbbb222222 4 years ago 3
"I went extinct for your sins LOL!"
raptor jesus
EvolutioniuM 4 years ago 6
Ahahahahaha!
is that baby for sale?
MakeJoke 4 years ago 7
it is now LOL
ke200 4 years ago 8
LOL
Timmydaggerownz 4 years ago 2
ZOMG
HopesLastStand 4 years ago
ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS
Shieftain 4 years ago
u gonna get raeped
Pyramidhead1337 4 years ago 5
OMG HAHAH!
AMAZINNGG
OMGxMaylyn 4 years ago
HOLY SHIT RAPTOR JESUS
squirrelkiller899 4 years ago
Whats the name of the song?
pandaSmore 4 years ago
"Personal Jesus"
Depeche Mode
parkingst0nes 4 years ago
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its so not funny. i wonder why you even bother.
wyvernish 4 years ago
You are aware of the fact that you're wrong, aren't you?
GendoIkari23 4 years ago
Wyvernish, dude keep your comments to your self before you really insult the wrong person. Nobody said u hade to watch this video dumbass...
and this is something i would do to some little kid
squirrelkiller899 4 years ago 4
that was so random
coralthesquirrel 4 years ago
haha i laugh every single time i see this video. its so funny in the lamest way possible
ohSNAPsister 4 years ago 7
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
supimAndriy 4 years ago
I laugh every time I see this :D xD
naadde 4 years ago 6
Its Raptor Jesus, lol
KAlT3N 4 years ago 2
roflmao!
pk1444 4 years ago 2
hickboy91 4 years ago 21
NEEDS MOAR MUDKIPZ
squiggles1121 4 years ago 14
ROFLMAO
getback44 4 years ago
why did you post this 'wink' 'wink'
jimyjjjj 4 years ago
Raptor!
FINdRb91 4 years ago 2
what the hell lol
trilican 4 years ago
RAPTOR JESUS LOL
joethehoePHSM 4 years ago
All hail raptor Jesus! The second coming will be full of much rejoicing and LULZ.
eridaniblack 4 years ago 4
EPIC WINZ!!!1
n00bofgod 4 years ago 4
LAWLZ
magikaster2 4 years ago
ITS RAPTOR JESUS LOL
assefis 4 years ago
asd
chOSen1337 4 years ago
lawlz, Raptor Jesus.
Deedee123456789 4 years ago
Make it longer for epic lulz
Danhelll 4 years ago
is that baby for sale?
XSAXSAXSAXSA 4 years ago
It is now, LOL.
getback44 4 years ago
ahhaha i never new that Jesus was a raptor...=]
hippos21 4 years ago
lulzworthy, but youtubeworthy? Not sure.
gb2/gif/
1337W422102 4 years ago
I'm Jesus, lol
TaiidanSoldier 4 years ago
haha, oh wow.
xHellfire 4 years ago
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?
RaiderX 4 years ago
ROTFLMAO
joluh 4 years ago
lol, y u stab me?
theMYSTERYofMARTIN 4 years ago
LAWL raptor jesus pwns
cowEman 4 years ago
lulz i'm in ur tube, acting in ur videos
z0mgeomge 4 years ago
haha funny, but that movie, satan's little helper, blows
ownageed 4 years ago
At parkingSt0nes, we don't make a lot of the animated gifs you see on the internets, we make a lot of the animated gifs you see on the internets better.
parkingst0nes 4 years ago
fuk u jasper il smash u cunt ill rip ur throat out
WTFLANCE 5 years ago 4
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