MST3K Boggy Creek II (part 8)

[2pacthugzta]

Crenshaw is creepier than Boggy is..

[TheAmericanCthulhu]

So Leslie sees a swamp yeti, and less than 24 hours later is back to calling the search a "stupid safari"?

[SpiderxBlue]

I'd marry Crenshaw :D

[SpiderxBlue]

When I'm stressed out I go on all fours and run too

[DickieAnginson]

Leslie Ann looks like Charlize Theron with a curly dark wig and 3 gallons of eye liner.

[JackilynSpellman]

at 7:00, what did the old guy say after "You been here long?"?

[valiare1947]

@JackilynSpellman He said "I sure have" and then I think he said something about a truck and how the river's been the only way there since '46.

[belladonna4577]

i don't know why, but i always found it hilarious when mike said, "go back & get help boy!" XD

[earp1673]

"I put Tim in front to absorb the first hail of bullets"

[PerryPlanet]

Is Tim a poorly conceived strip tease or something? Why the HELL does he keep taking his shirt off?!?

[Yapshire]

Is it illegal to smack bad actors around? It is? Damn!

[clemmyjohnson]

"Uh, I'm planning an abduction!!!"

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Hey, Mark Knopfler is HOT!

It's fun that there are men!

Go Boggy, Go Boggy!

Doc, why don't you take the skin chair? Leatherface will be with you in a minute...

[noahsim97]

why does the man with the "wonderful breasts" have a rubber band around his head

[ChaoticYak]

@noahsim97 You have a strange old man wearing coveralls and looking like he only recently crawled out of the bog himself...and you're wondering about his headband? =D

[EmilyDNelson]

Why in the HELL did that puffy haired bitch go on this fucking research expedition anyway?! Is she getting a human studies credit!? She needs an F if she is, she is so incredibly INTOLERABLE.

[Hndshks]

Tanya is super hot. She makes this film almost tolerable. Almost.

[ChaoticYak]

These river bottoms...

[TUPRBABE]

"GO, BOGGY! GO, BOGGY!"

[BionicTurtleWizard]

Why the hell did Tim take his shirt off?

Go mst3k!

"there are some who call me....Tim."

Go Monty python!

[StevieCybernetik010]

Teeeen hut!

[civandalic]

Wow, Servo musta used to work for General Motors.

[numberfourtytwo]

Of course, the beach is the ONE place where Tim actually wears a shirt

[InterEDGE]

oh thats a damn shame. maybe it will circle around and chop him up.

"tim, do you wanna..." put your shirt on!

[wrightylee1982]

"i put tim in front to absorb the first hail of bullets"

[TheGunboat]

What was the point of the jetski scene? Hell, half of this movie is just pointless meandering!

[DarqueWolff]

soooooo the Sasquatch is amphibious?...ummmmm ok?

[TheLackofattack]

Why am I most bored when the Prof is soliloquizing ?

[vlcupper]

Crenshaw and that goat totally make this movie.

[AeriaGl0ris]

WTF is it with Tim and shirts? Does he hate them or something?

[imagineerboi]

@AeriaGl0ris A herd of angry shirts burned down his village when he was little.

[ChaoticYak]

Is this the one they call Tim?

[Jabbawocky007]

@ChaoticYak Monty Python reference!

[ChaoticYak]

@Jabbawocky007 Oh, is it? I hadn't even made the connection! That makes the line even better!

[Screenedcom]

I love a-holes like this who preach about protecting the environment and then...well as Mike so perfectly put it: "As blue smoke poured from my engine."

[hero1137]

"i put tim in front to absorb the first hail of bullets" laughed so hard at that!! lol X)

[KingOfUm]

I started watching this movie through my water bottle and the whole thing turned into a flashback.

[tobybirdmann]

if crenshaw  burried his truck in 46' then how old is he?

[SinnFein4ever]

Professor: "This is Tanya, Lestlie, and Ken.

(Ken emmediatly removes shirt)

Don't mind Ken, he's just practicing for his "Chip N Dales" audition.

He does that all the time. '

'Haven't had the heart to tell him about his chances."

[Stup1dG33kz]

"Go boy, go get help" killed me.

[gingaguy]

Let me at Tanya's bottom, how legendary it will be

[EponymousKid]

Crenshaw made this movie for me. He's like Torgo and Ortega - disgusting yet oddly lovable.

[applebonker141]

"He said nothing about your marvelous breasts!" LOL, EWWWWW. 

[CertifiedGooner729]

This episode is hilarious.

[MarianneBrandon]

Crenshaw must be the one person who clicked "dislike"

[jekblom123]

"You don't want to go up the river in a storm like this,that water draws lightnin'. Why don't I just go ahead'n kill ya?"

[dork94596]

5:25 Best part of the film....

[Tennoutdrsman]

"well boy if you come down here to study me you better plan on stayin a while!"..LOLOLOL!

[chestveeg]

Hahaha! This one just might be the best episode ever.

[johnnyconsumer]

Dictator for life. . . Charles B. Pierce. 

[puppetgeneral39]

UNION! UNION! UNION! UNION! UNION! UNION!

[imarrcuss]

"I put Tim in front to absorb the first wave of bullets..." funny!

[NorwichTeenwolf]

Is it just me, or is the incidental music almost deafening?

[nocturned85]

I put Tim out front to absorb the first hail of bullets

[optimon]

"What do you think, TIM?"

[FortySeven]

Serbot: *yawn*

The best brief description of the entirety of this film.

[ChaoticYak]

It was the 3rd of December!

...on the wings of a dove.

[vulrare]

LOL....that Crenshaw dude is the coolest,funniest character in this movie.....they should have made a movie about him..lol

[Theburn77]

No! it's a naturally occurring cheese from his body!

[WikkidAwesomeness]

thaTS A mans kinda woman

[ColonelHoraldo]

"This is Tanya, Leslie and Tim."

"Hi girls."

[Trancemaster2052]

Doc, why don't you have the skin chair.

[capie44]

i AM GOING TO ENJOY THE SERENITY OF NATURE, BY SNEAKING OFF TO THE THE FAR SIDE OF THE WEEDS AND BEAT OFF!"

[ChaoticYak]

She envies my smoked aviator glasses.

This is great! I'm polluting the water AND I'm making noise!

[Gr8fulElegy]

This has to be the worst written movie I have ever seen in my life. The jetski scene is worthless....

[ScoAll]

ahh so this is where joe don baker spends his summers

[RavnDream]

"When I'm stressed out, I'll go down on all fours and run too!"

"He said nothing about your marvelous breasts!" LOL

[toddclapp]

You know that hand motion you give someone to hurry the story up? That's what I did through the whole movie.

[AlanSessler]

Ray Stevens did a great job portraying Doc.

[Dulcimerist]

This movie has that "Wings of a Dove" song stuck in my head!

[SrJoben]

I am continually amazed by how completely pointless that sequence with the jet-ski is. It comes out of nowhere, the guy on the jet-ski is not a character, it has no bearing on the plot, and in fact nothing happens. A guy rides a jet ski. He falls off, then gets back on. That's it. Scene.

It's almost a Big Lipped Alligator Moment.

[ZoomingDakota]

@SrJoben No, it's worse than a big lipped alligator moment, BLAM's are at least usually entertaining

[CarolinaOcelot]

I think he's getting the creature mixed up with the Allman Brothers.

[watda74]

0:45-0:50 Doc REALLY does a LOT of 'watching'! lol

[corechil]

Yes, these river bottoms...

Tsk tsk...

The little one ended up with my features...

[harpyqueen88]

can some one please kill that bitchy poodle headed girl

[fishgul69]

I think old man krenshaw is my favourite character.

[PerryPlanet]

"I'm going to enjoy the serenity of nature, hahaha!"

"Wanna help us oppose jet ski regulation?"

"Oh, he's going to hit a tree now! Too bad..."

"As blue smoke poured from my motor..."

"Yes, these river bottoms..."

[ChaoticYak]

I put Tim in front to absorb the first hail of bullets.

Dictator for Life: Charles B. Pierce.

[scooteratreides]

There's something very, very wrong when the best actor and most likeable character in a film is a shaved gorilla in crusty overalls.

[AnnoyingSquib]

You know I was eating lunch before I saw Crenshaw....

I repeat WAS eating my lunch.... -_-

[TheInnerSanctuary]

This movie wouldnt make a lick of sence without Tim.

[htomsirveaux42]

this is the boat they should have taken over that mountain in Fitzcarraldo

[OzzyFan87]

"Hey look at that a whole beach full of research assistants." so true lol

[elfinfluff]

You know, Frodo, no one's MAKING you come along.

[Tomm16]

"look at that, a beach full of research assistants"

[Atrum]

Go Boggey, go Boggey, get em!!!

[rowsdowr2]

Love the whittling factory schtick. Wonder how much Walmart pays for those?

[Wheelzk30]

He said nothin about your marvelous breasts. LOL!

[Wheelzk30]

When I'm stressed I'll go down and run on all fours too. LOL!

[ChaoticYak]

*guy gets on a jet ski*

I'm gonna enjoy the serenity of nature!

[W4RLoL87]

"No it's a naturally occuring cheese from his body"

LMAO! XD

[OzzyFan87]

"I put tim in front to absorb the first hail of bullets"

[OzzyFan87]

"aww, thats a damn shame, huh? maybe it'll circle back and chop him up now"

[SDChargersForever]

Never had a gay thought in my life until I saw Old Man Crenshaw.

[shrews12001]

When we get the shot of the bubbles in the lake did that really need f**kin Clash of the Titans music?

[guysmiley00]

Did anyone ever see the show "Maniac Mansion"? Giant hillbilly looks just like the overgrown toddler from that show.

[Hanakia]

"She envies my Aviator Glasses"

[abmstie]

Somebody please tell Tom that it's the 3rd of September, not December, in Papa Was a Rolling Stone.

[maximumkarlnage]

Yes, these river bottoms...

[jokerbilly]

is this a bond film all of a sudden?

[ElveeKaye]

3:03 Nice to see that the Loch Ness Monster made a cameo appearance.

[poolygirl13]

@ElveeKaye I agree. He is sighted far too little nowadays. ;)

[MarkatLSU]

Crenshaw is my hero...they don't make Swampers like him anymore, I'll bet he's wrestled a few gators in his life

[Kinemacolour]

He's the best actor in the movie too.

[kp3rd]

And that's the worst part.......

[Delta4845]

"That could be a MAD GOAT"

*Dramatic music and a shot of the goat*

lmao.

it didn't even need a riff

[Tareltonlives]

"Yes! I'm maaaaaad!"

[mslrkn]

At 7:34 does Crenshaw say (with an accent of course) "Cause if you are i'll throw down on you before 9 gars can gut a minnow"? I'm from the South so this shouldn't be a problem for me, but it is. Anyone got a clue what he's saying? Thanks!

[Delta4845]

iirc a gar is a large fish

[Tareltonlives]

Looks like it. You got a lot further than I would. My thought was "isn't a minnow kind of small for nine gars?"

[stig422]

my opinion at 7:31what do you know about ray finkle?

[Mechazaurus]

6:30 Uh, Tim, you really didn't need to take your shirt off. Seriously.

The guy playing Crenshaw is actually not half bad. Best actor in this movie. Damning with faint praise perhaps, but still.

[htomsirveaux42]

are Servo's other him working for WHITLtech?

[ElveeKaye]

Wouldn't surprise me. There are a lot of hims on that ship by now.

[donnieandsarah]

Tisk...Tisk

OMG, that was hilarious!

[donnieandsarah]

Dictator for Life: Charles B Pierce

[EricLynchSucks]

Arkansas is a fantastic place to travel too.

[araminta107]

"Just spreadin' ma filth"

"Well... the little one ended up with ma features"

"I'm plannin' an abduckshun!"

"It's the Berserker residence"

"As blue smoke poured from my motor"

[uuuultra]

@araminta107 why did you say the last line first?

[drfulmore07]

"Hey Mark Knopfler is hot". I miss this show.

[marikaporter1]

" I put Tim in front to absorb the first hail of bullets "

[ScorpiusRaven]

lost it on that one lol

[livinintwilightzone]

Maybe a deranged bull shark swimming up from the Gulf will get them...oh I hope I hope!

[tobybirdmann]

crenshaw burried his truck in '46

were there trucks in 1946

[Servocaster]

Tanya had a wet patch on the middle of her hinder..NOOOOOOO!!

[jcrow00]

"I put Tim in front to absorb the first hail of bullets..."

XD Priceless! I can't stop laughing.

[hollyhuffstutler]

"I'm gonna take a break from my narration fer a bit, But I will be available for questions"

"You married ma'am?" "Me, I'm married ta ma work"

[ManaAdvent]

"He said nothing about your marvelous breasts."

[tobybirdmann]

as blue smoke poured from my motor

[chusidhe]

"this is great! i'm polluting the water AND making noise!"

shame douchebags like that aren't just limited to the deep south where their numbers can be thinned by grunting actors in unrealistic gorilla costumes.

does anyone else think the whiny one looks just a little bit like pat benatar with a perm?

[kleethepimp]

the littleun look just like the biggun

[MyMelyanna]

So.... why is the girl with all the make-up on this trip again? lol

[watda74]

Only the warped-mind of Mr. Charles B. Pierce can answer that one for U.

[livinintwilightzone]

To oogle at. Can't have just the boys in short shorts!

[scooteratreides]

@MyMelyanna I think the narration near the beginning said something about her being a friend of Tim's, which I took to imply that they were dating, but nothing in the film so far has even vaguely suggested that she has the slightet interest in him. Not that one can blame her--the actress probably looked at that part of the script and said: "You're not paying me nearly enough".

[SandyStrawb]

That's the boat they should have taken over the mountain in Fitzcarraldo.

[OonaCanute]

I wonder if the search for the ivory-billed woodpecker is anything like this.

(...it WOULD be the right area of the country.)

[EltonvonCthulhu]

The characters might have missed seeing one by inches.

[Rosalaplayera204]

"I'm planning an abduction!"

[EltonvonCthulhu]

Crenshaw looks like a Viking.

[hollyhuffstutler]

"It's the berserker residence!"

[donnieandsarah]

"Tisk, Tisk"

[StoneColdSergio]

"Tim, go knock on the door."

"I can't, I have my shirt on."

The fucking "baaaaing" from the MAD goat was too fucking hilarious.

[PantisMantis]

Sweet Christ can't that kid leave his fucking shirt on? I think his mom overfed his self image WAY to much.

[SlvrSmrai759]

What the hell was the jetski scene for?

[angelwings955]

I love how the "On The Wings of a Dove" song continues to pop up throughout the movie... it must be public domain or something, seeing how this movie is cheap as green beans at a farmer's stand.

[RusselBertrand]

Its really huge below decks

[MrDartz]

5:40

Haystacks Calhoun!

[hollyhuffstutler]

"I'm gonna enjoy the serenity of nature!"

"I put Tim out front to absorb the first hail of bullets"

"Hey a whole beach full of research assistants"

"Cuz if you are I'll throw you down before 9 gars can go ta minna" "Why 9 gars?"

"That sho is a man's kinda woman" "I'm gonna go check on Tanya" "Well hell there's another one"

As a woman I'm kinda creeped out just by watching the leering in this movie.

[tobybirdman420]

6:15, look how big crenshaw is compared to dr. lockhart, he really didnt need a gun

[longlivecrow]

This final riffing segment is, in my opinion, by far, the funniest part of any MST3K episode I've ever seen. I remember watching this and laughing so hard there were tears in my eyes and pains in my gut.

[ColLawEnf]

"I love a woman who vomits."

[11danie11]

this is great, im poluting the water and making noise!!

[ZaharaUzumaki]

Mike:" I put Tim in front to absorb the first hail of bullets."

Crow:"Doc, why don't you take the skin chair?"

Mike:"Is this the one they call Tim?"

Doc:"Uh, Mr. Crenshaw."

Crow:"I'm planning an abduction."

Doc: "I met a Trooper Williams in town the other day, and he suggested that we stop in to see you."

Crow:" He said nothing about your marvellous breasts."

Tom Servo: "Tim pulls reconnaissance."

[s1lverfalcon]

As they made their way down the river, I was hoping for a sudden "Apocalypse Now" crossover. I'm surprised Mike and the bots didn't think of it too...

[raith0818]

Wow, I had to pause the video to compose myself after that riviting, heart pounding jet skiing scene. The bubbles in the water, the frightened jet skier thrashing about in fear.....HORROR! THY NAME IS BOGGY CREEK!

[Lank006]

"She envies my smoked aviator glasses."

"It's fun that there are men."

"Yes, these river bottoms . . ."

"Dictator for life, Charles B. Pierce."

[EternalGuardian07]

"That could be a mad goat."

Mike: Yes. I'm mad! MAAAAAD!!!

Mike: Is this the one they call Tim?

[HayesAJones]

"Wanna go buzz the children's beach."

"Hey, it's the Berserker's residence."

"Doc, why don't you take the skin chair."

"Well hell, there's another one."

[sokarsfleet]

This is so perfect they should have made jokes about Doc being Martin Sheen. "Saigon I can't believe I'm still in Saigon"

[buffypython]

9:04 - 9:06 It looks like Tim's got a boner.

[watda74]

Nah, that's just his pelvic bone. lol

[buffypython]

Curly-Haired Chick: "I don't like this at all."

Crow: "Well, there's a change!"

ROFL

[Funkychipmunk]

..as blue smoke poured from my motor

[potcallingkettle]

Can't Tim keep his shirt on for 2 minutes??? I'm getting tired of looking at his thin chest!

"I met a Trooper Williams in town the other day, and he suggested that we stop in to see you."

"He said nothing about your marvellous breasts." XD

[raineandrews]

lol i know right...his chest is scrawny

[bsjt]

Tim is a remarkably overconfident twink for early '80s Arkansas.