David Riffs Chuck E. Cheese (MST3K-style)

[TheBoyCrazies1]

BEST VIDEO EVER!!

[TheBrewcrew01]

dang chucky looks retarted

[TheBrewcrew01]

hmm maybe the e stands for emo

[UniversalLizard]

"Open the door"

Get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

[datsfunnychit]

OMG I just woke my husband laughing so much, Rotflmfao at drunky cheese!!! I think I'm related to him.

[brandonboyd614]

3 people like to spank Chuck E

[wildsmiley]

"Then place the severed mouse head on Walt Disney's mattress while he's sleeping as a message that the Corleones aren't F-ing around this time".

Hee! Best joke by FAR.

[MarioZoneAlt69]

In one show Chuck mentions his actual uncle, Ched R. Cheese.

[ilikethecoke]

Good lord, Chuck E.'s ugly.

[theASHgals]

lovin it haha soooo funny and sounds exactly like servo! nice job

[NateSean]

This is MST3K In it's purest form. I salute you good sir.

[supersonic71097]

Why is my screeen completely green?

[RockyBalboa211]

THIS IS AWESOME!!! YOUR AWESOME!! :D

[ApacheMan2K]

"I'm Chuck E. Wanna play?"

Priceless! XD

[princesskyrie]

This video is hilarious, and you are awesome. It's as simple as that.

[demondragon45]

pedomouse!!!! or pedorat!!!!

[Fbiman93]

You nailed it buddy.

[vroni234]

i find this instructional to be quite useful,while the original is old,and oh did i say old? anywho i may get a joba as the walkaround chuck e cheese.

[doctorwho00772]

thank you so much...i laughed so much i had tears coming out of my eyes. if they ever bring back mst3k, they should make you head writer.

[cheeseplease619]

sometimes he's not on the floor when he's supposed to be...

sometimes he's on the ceiling

[FiyaSwugPeaceOut]

Cancer?

[FunkensteinDisco666]

You know this is some of the things millions of people were thinking when they saw this stupid instructional in the 80's

[CrAzYbRoS]

This song is already SUCKIE!!

[FiyaSwugPeaceOut]

"time for the head." "OH HEY NOW. oh he means the mask. that's awkward..."

[CrAzYbRoS]

"Sometimes he's on the ceiling"

"I'm Chuckie's Uncle Drunkie Cheese"

"I said left hand Jewel! Left Hand! You're fired!"

"Oh! He turned him into an old woman!!"

"When you're having kids pull things out of your costume, that's when you stop!"

Sooo many hysterical lines I can't quote them all! Fantastic job!!

[lordofthedrums93]

Cancer?

[rinoz47]

3:02 apply directly to the- ah nevermind.

[memorylayne78]

LOL - I'll bet the people who had to watch this video would have appreciated this

[MrWhoization]

Funniest. Thing. Ever. Since. Sliced. Bread. Bitch. I. Mean. Wait. What........Nevermind.

[MegadethEternally]

That was friggin hilarious!

[nuclearjong]

He turned him into an old woman. :)

[Zenkuro]

I giggled all the way through this XD Please keep making these!

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

Chuck E is not a witch. He's you.

[FiyaSwugPeaceOut]

"AAAHHH he turned him into an old woman! He's a witch, I tell you!!"

"I think we need a priest to give this whole place a Chuck er cism!"

"This song is already sucky!"

hahahhaaa you are a genius! never stop making videos, dascottjr!

[smashbrosfan25]

this going to give me nightmares

[GameKeeper28]

I wonder how many children saw this video and realized their hero was a hollow lie.

[ve2vfd]

"Can we just have cancer?" LOL!!!

[NorthShoreInnovation]

LOL! then place the severed mouse head on Walt Disney's mattress while he's sleeping as a message that the Corleone's aren't effing around this time

[daevczen]

Nice riffs brah.

[emilygracey]

"Hi, doggie."

I officially adore you :D

[gamerunknown]

E is for ecstasy!

[Eminemno1fan]

"I'm Chucky... wanna play?" Lol.

Also? "Chuckercism"... that was gold.

[Banach95]

That was soooooooo wrong it was right

[Zeronightshade14]

I totally know what you mean with the whack-a-mole thing, those things basically robbed my when I was little

the emo part was awsome

also did chuck just flip us off at 4:48?

[electrogeek77]

I heart this SO HARD. More, please!

[mcchewy87]

the big C.. Cancer?

[themusicgeek1122]

I worked at Chuck E Cheese! That thing was disgusting!

[TheBoyCrazies1]

LOL!! we are all gunna die someday...enjoy your pizza

[StopFear]

I've never been to chuck e cheese, is that place good for adults?

[classiccartoons14]

I would like a dozen pizzas please. Oh hey Chucky I didn't know it was you. Here you go! That's me! Keep the change. Hi doggy. You're my favorite rat. BYE!

[naughtypagan72]

Steve, we need somebody in the Chucky costume.. go tell Steve to take care of it.

[CmdrBittles]

My friend used to work at Disney and they would have kung fu flights in costume when they were in the compound. Or body bump air highfives. lol Apparently they broke a table once with a body slam.

[ohmyagnes]

I love how he is trying to make the job sound so enjoyable. HAHAHA

[Iamafishproductions]

1:19 Emo Chuckie? CRAAAWLING IN MY FUUUUR...

I'm glad my parents never forced me to go there as a child. Just watching Chuckie's creepy 'performace' is enough to give a kid nightmares, much more actually being there to experience the horror.

[princesskyrie]

@Iamafishproductions You were lucky. The nightmares... the horror... huddling in a corner, praying that the crappy pizza will kill you before the 6-foot singing robots do... it's all true. Seeing Chuckie sing actually gave me flashbacks.

[grimgrinners]

Drunky Cheese Oh My Gosh!!! David this is genius!!!

[kiwibunny24]

"two rainbow shirts, what does it mean?" lol

[LittleCowMina]

xD I love this!!!!!!!! You should do more!!

[shinobiflare]

The "fall of Discovery Zone" joke was hilarious. xD

[Blargaldalien]

So, THIS is how restaurant rats get ready to crawl all over your food, and poop in it.

[wishingyouwerescene]

omg this made me laugh so loud lolol

[userness7]

"They also like Justin Bieber, so what does that tell you?" hahaha

[Treknologist]

1:51 sorry.

[Treknologist]

Excellent. I think the first 2 riffs could be cut. In fact, in general, I think you need to give the viewer some time to orient themselves before you can start the riffs. But from the 3rd riff onward, everything is very well timed.

[infinitevitality]

LOL XD

i'll be glad to be chuckin' cheese (at people)

[fidelfidelfidel]

-"Your pizza made me gassy and the stench has filled the entire head of my costume…. Save yourselves!"-

hahahahahahaha!

[slhitchcock]

oh my goodness..... what a way to start the day..... LOL.... thank you David.

[stwstl5926]

BAHAHAHAHA! That just made my day, sir! Liked and shared!

[RomanGods1]

cvool

[spaceman300]

You know your life is going nowhere when your Chuck E. Cheese lol

[rits13]

nice