At one point or another in our lives while drinking heavily and throwing glasses around, we have all wanted to just let out a massive roar like the hulk and kick some arrogant cunt in the bollocks
LMAO.... "riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! nobody mooooove! that lassie got glassed and no cunt leaves here 'til we find out what cunt did it." who the fuck are you? "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
If you don't know what a spoof is you don't have to pretend you do, fucking illiterate fag. Use google and search for an online dictionary for once in your pathetic little life, then search for it's meaning, fool.
And stop typing like an 8 year old little girl, makes you look even more retarded.
aye okaii cinderella, dont get yir knikers in a twist, u already proved my point so just stfu ya wee skoot monkey, away an poke yir mums puddin :) clear anuff for ya?
Okay I'm sorry I called you a retard and said that you were mentally impaired. I'm almost sure you really are a handicapped kid, and that makes me feel bad. Whatever you say.
haha friggin hilarious like:) only that as a non-english i didnt picku up a single word ..well xcept for the "whot cont diddat":D but seriously, is this still english ??!!
because he's a mentally retarded sociopath. there's a difference between liking and finding interesting. and considering he's not real, it's alright to enjoy an interestingly flawed character. was that really so hard to figure out?
Met him(Robert), ootside garys groceries on argyle street, nice guy, he told me his favourite work was 'looking after JoJo' check it out if you've nae seen it. Bifter.
Sorry, but is this a political site? I was just looking for some good acting by mr. Carlyle here and happened to see something written, but the comments were about politics!! Oh man!! Weird!!
great drama.... but let's move on and remember really great Scots like William Wallace ....John Logie Baird.....Rabbie Burns etc......Begbie is a cariacature ...a bogeyman in the Scottish Psyche ......oh and Wee Archie Gemmill!!!........Love and Peace
You call yourself "whitePower" scot, yet you object to be compared with a violent psycho? Something tells me you are very confused about your identity.
Begbie is funny as fuck , i seen Begbie over the Haven , he wasn't that rowdy over there , he drank his bottle of WKD and got the fuck out of there , in real life Begbie is a shite bag
YEEEEEESS
Quilyan 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA best part of the movie
UNIC00N 2 years ago
If this scene was the best part of the movie to you, then you're retarded.
montdyn 2 years ago
i chose the wrong words: funniest part of the movie(to me, because i am just a bit retarded..)
UNIC00N 2 years ago
now that makes sense ;) And sorry about that ^^
montdyn 2 years ago
btw when he yells, he says...
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!"
Makes sense too, like he's literally getting off on his sensory addiction.
adamdrouillard 2 years ago
Nobody move that lassie got glassed and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it, who the fuck are you? AHHHHHHHHHHH
billsy69 2 years ago
LMAO, classic!!
hogun1 2 years ago
Who the fuck are you!?
YOUUUU
Chainiky 2 years ago
lol he doesn't shout "youuu"....
Wraith584 2 years ago
Fuck Begbie. I would whack that fuckin cunt.
trekfan92 2 years ago
begbie would even kill chuck norris so shut up :)
murismuris 2 years ago 3
Even Robert Loggia would be able to do that!
Peluca81Dynamite 2 years ago
best film ever
winrloseonthebooze7 2 years ago
VERY true! :D
UltraRebels 2 years ago
i was playing like Paul fucking Newman by the way, Priceless!!!
Blatch643 2 years ago
At one point or another in our lives while drinking heavily and throwing glasses around, we have all wanted to just let out a massive roar like the hulk and kick some arrogant cunt in the bollocks
Critchy39 2 years ago 9
hehe.....excactly. speveral times. but especially when I was younger :)
thomasts76 2 years ago
lol that's hilarious
Wraith584 2 years ago
LMAO.... "riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! nobody mooooove! that lassie got glassed and no cunt leaves here 'til we find out what cunt did it." who the fuck are you? "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Wraith584 2 years ago 6
It doesn't get much better then that :D
UltraRebels 2 years ago
who the fuck are you? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
longlivetheroses 2 years ago 2
da lassie got glassed n no cunt leaves till we fine out what cunt ded iiiit!
NicolasVladimirov 2 years ago
Robert Caryle is a brillant actor. It's a waste that he dosen't get many roles in the states.
Wickedmirth 2 years ago 9
He's too convincing in this!
American directors would be scared shitless of working with him!
"CUT! Can we do that again Robert?"
"YAAAAAAAAAAHHH! CUNT!!!!!" [kicks director in balls before bashing him repeatedly over the head with a studio light]
jazzx251 2 years ago 3
LMAO
1Maxwell50 2 years ago
Robert Carlyle is one of my favourite actors.
Peluca81Dynamite 2 years ago 4
me 2 i love RObert!!! whooo
the film is very diff frm the book
if ya havnt read the book i recomend it.:)
beautyandnobeast 2 years ago
Watching Robert Carlyle in this, you can tell why they cast him as Hitler!
390904902 2 years ago 4
Is it just me or does everyone know a Begbie ??
lizzilobdob 2 years ago 13
There is a Begbie in all of us.
nvanarnhem 2 years ago 7
hahhaha,that' so true...
smilos81 2 years ago
a mate of mine who's a bit of a nutter himself used to drink with a Begbie. 'Always pick on the biggest cunt' he used to say, & did!
christschinwon 2 years ago
'Who fuck are you?!?'
'Arghhhhhhhhh!'
(Boots In The Baws')
My favourite part! Love it!
Donzfan 2 years ago 5
"This lassys been fucking glassed and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it"
critchlow39 2 years ago 5
Robert is a much better actor than Ewan, It's just a shame he isn't as good looking.
weeduggy 2 years ago
he's the funniest guy in the movie! the part where he ends up with a transvestite in england
Oi325 2 years ago 2
he will kick your arse
leelad00 2 years ago
mans a fuckin legend !!
Gengus70 2 years ago
he totally has small man syndrome lol
imprint01 2 years ago
haha robert carlyle has some of the best parts haha hes good as felix desouza from 51st state as well :)
itsbanjotime 2 years ago
Spoof: When Begbie hits the guy sitting on that chair with the pool stick, you can see it's jacket covering part of the chair, as he bends over.
buze 2 years ago
coz its a film ya haf wit
outmycoconut 2 years ago
And there are tiny mistakes in every film you fucking douche.
buze 2 years ago
just proves my point ya spanner
outmycoconut 2 years ago
Shut the fuck up, fool.
buze 2 years ago
aye okaii cinderella, dont get yir knikers in a twist, u already proved my point so just stfu ya wee skoot monkey, away an poke yir mums puddin
outmycoconut 2 years ago
If you don't know what a spoof is you don't have to pretend you do, fucking illiterate fag. Use google and search for an online dictionary for once in your pathetic little life, then search for it's meaning, fool.
And stop typing like an 8 year old little girl, makes you look even more retarded.
buze 2 years ago
let me repeat :)
aye okaii cinderella, dont get yir knikers in a twist, u already proved my point so just stfu ya wee skoot monkey, away an poke yir mums puddin :) clear anuff for ya?
ya wee arse bandet , fuk off ya rub
outmycoconut 2 years ago
Jesus Christ. You really are mentally impaired aren't you? I feel sorry for your mom.
buze 2 years ago
dinny speek boot my mum ya muppet ur mums a tranny :L
outmycoconut 2 years ago
Okay I'm sorry I called you a retard and said that you were mentally impaired. I'm almost sure you really are a handicapped kid, and that makes me feel bad. Whatever you say.
buze 2 years ago
Beggbie is my idol!!
sethcooper77 2 years ago
hahahah carlyle is god
pajopendrek 2 years ago
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEGBIE.!
EPIC
:D
Cheers Mate
TonyBandana1 2 years ago
love the way he leaves the knife before starting a bar fight
firekind1980 2 years ago
Fuckin obvious that cunt was gonna fuck some cunt.
Rawlinson18 2 years ago
always makes me laugh
Alekkx 2 years ago
Fking nutter
ArtificialArts 3 years ago
lol lets out a primevil "yeeeeessssss" then boom
sandfordmill 3 years ago
1/2 Scottish Gaelic 1/2 King's English
pswallace 3 years ago
And 1/2 a fuckin' clown. Don't give us your genetic resume you dose clown. Arsehole.
jackiebaron 2 years ago
Who? you? LOL! I'm talkin' about his accent you schmuck. Learn to read. LOL.
pswallace 2 years ago
beggar's fuking psycho,man!
genki461 3 years ago 2
Just like home
Remington61189 3 years ago
0:34
hondaforeman400 3 years ago
haha friggin hilarious like:) only that as a non-english i didnt picku up a single word ..well xcept for the "whot cont diddat":D but seriously, is this still english ??!!
bombic85 3 years ago
he all right. nobody move. the girl got glassed and no cunt leaves here until we find out which cunt did it.
and yes its still english its just he has a very strong accent lol
harry0002 3 years ago 4
Thanx... As italian but speaking english it was pretty ununderstable at all !!!
But reading and sounding it now makes sense !!!
;-)
Theofish 2 years ago
yeah, XD robert carlyle has a serious scottish accent. XD
BlackHaloGoddess93 3 years ago
No wonder the romans stoped at the border and buildt a fucking wall :D
Sweden80Here 3 years ago 5
Fucking classic.
nickjb01 3 years ago
walk up to him casual like what does the so called hard cunt do shitesss it
truegoona08 3 years ago
funny as hell when he comes down the stairs yelling like he owns the place hahahaha
TV4PC 3 years ago
That "who the fuck are you" is from that song from dj cammy.
sandeyboy 3 years ago
Fucking excellnt when he comes down the stairs.. '' Who the fuck are you!!'' Begbie: ''AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!''
Quality!
NCavedIn 3 years ago 2
lol@begbie
coatbridgemadman 3 years ago
Just stand back and try not to get involved,...
Elwoood13 3 years ago
that lassie got glassed and no cunt leaves till we find out what cunt did it.
legendary
opannefrank 3 years ago 5
" begs is fucking phscyo man, but hes a mate so what can you do"
sinjeet1 3 years ago 7
I need to watch this show again with subtitles
heyheysg 3 years ago
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he's a mentally retarded sociopath, why do people like this character?
banalexistence 3 years ago
because he's a mentally retarded sociopath. there's a difference between liking and finding interesting. and considering he's not real, it's alright to enjoy an interestingly flawed character. was that really so hard to figure out?
opannefrank 3 years ago 6
lol i love how he says cunt
TheVictimsX 3 years ago 3
haha! That wee gadge deserved that smack with tha pool cue. Twat!
trainspotter1976 3 years ago 2
What a hard cunt
Dumpski9 3 years ago
tongs ya bas
swayzey 3 years ago
i been in that bar its near maryhill road in glasgow.
redman8903 3 years ago
Met him(Robert), ootside garys groceries on argyle street, nice guy, he told me his favourite work was 'looking after JoJo' check it out if you've nae seen it. Bifter.
realbifter 3 years ago
Hes good in Ravenous too..mental
890589 3 years ago
best film ever!
taniaarthur 3 years ago
hahahahahaah whooper!! thought about that sceen the other day, was walking up the road and bust out laughting! i look like a right ejet! lol
whyFLYwhenYOUcanVTI 3 years ago
"that lassie got glassed and no cunt leaves here till we find oot wot cunt didat!" excellent scene, lol
crazygoat85 3 years ago 9
Sorry, but is this a political site? I was just looking for some good acting by mr. Carlyle here and happened to see something written, but the comments were about politics!! Oh man!! Weird!!
pjotr669 3 years ago
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l don't like non whites at all.Scotland should always be white and proud.
green500 3 years ago
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"l don't like non whites at all.Scotland should always be white and proud."
And socialist too. Fuck you all, sellouts.
mikeockurts 3 years ago
fuck you ,couple of assholes!!!
popkorn2906 3 years ago 3
I agree with you, rights for whites.
realbifter 3 years ago
great drama.... but let's move on and remember really great Scots like William Wallace ....John Logie Baird.....Rabbie Burns etc......Begbie is a cariacature ...a bogeyman in the Scottish Psyche ......oh and Wee Archie Gemmill!!!........Love and Peace
ravensmead 3 years ago
oh that's it! I'm switching teams!
uhclem 3 years ago
my hero
smitty1983 3 years ago
Begbie is just the human personification of Scotland
lshaw17 3 years ago 2
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What a violent drunk and a bully? dont think so. fuckin idiot
WhitePowerScot 3 years ago
Hows that a bad thing? Go and miss the point and BAAAAAW somewhere else.
lshaw17 3 years ago 2
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how is it a good thing ya thick cunt? baaaaw? weirdo lol
WhitePowerScot 3 years ago
You call yourself "whitePower" scot, yet you object to be compared with a violent psycho? Something tells me you are very confused about your identity.
Oh, and you are a fucking scumbag.
onemadcIucker 3 years ago 7
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fuck off. idiot
WhitePowerScot 3 years ago
Go get your "white power" friends (yes, I saw your profile) and beat up some black people. Go on, give yourself a sense of belonging! Boost that ego!
Racist prick.
onemadcIucker 3 years ago 5
Great performance by Carlyle. And Begbie really was one of the most disturbing characters to me when i read the book.
eleKtriK676 3 years ago 6
Reminds me of my insane flatmate.
wjfox2006 3 years ago
Nobody Move!!
tich2k5 3 years ago 2
My favorite scene of all movies!
The part where he spills the beers and kicks the shit out of the guy towards the end of the movie is fucking mean though!
Robert Carlyle is a brilliant actor... you gotta be good to pull that shit(e) off and keep a straight face! :D
startinsomethin 3 years ago 3
"Who the fuck are you?"
"YEEEAAAAHH!"
RingoWinfrey 3 years ago 2
Begbie,Begbie...oh dear Begbie...
PoorGondrano 3 years ago
lassie got blasted ( glassed) ...no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it...the best line
paulyman5000 3 years ago 3
Begbie is my idol =) does anyone know why he flips his knife out and place it on the table??
S0NICM0US3 3 years ago
Cos he dosent want to kill anyone and do another stretch in jail.
deathproof77 3 years ago
He is planning on coming back and sitting right back down would be my guess. Begbie seems like he may have that sort of mindframe.
getback4444 3 years ago
Probably not planning on sitting down. I always read it as he felt he could have more fun without the knife and a statement of intent.
stevehill4 3 years ago
Then you're a moron.
eleKtriK676 3 years ago
someone should have gone up to him and told him that violence isn't the answer
DAVEtheMAGICIAN 3 years ago
And he would have killed the fucker.
djnugent 3 years ago 2
no shit sherlock
DAVEtheMAGICIAN 3 years ago
right.
djnugent 3 years ago
Robert Carlyle is the best Scottish actor ever.
xStarscreamx666x 4 years ago 6
Actually he's the most terrifying also.
Mosruio 3 years ago
Well I knew that cunt was gonna fuck some cunt.
Sausagedesigner 4 years ago
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funny as fuck
soundman420 4 years ago 2
begs cut any fucker up lol
classAgaz 4 years ago
Begbie is funny as fuck , i seen Begbie over the Haven , he wasn't that rowdy over there , he drank his bottle of WKD and got the fuck out of there , in real life Begbie is a shite bag
soilder187 4 years ago
christopher reeve couldn't fly either soilder187 - is that soild as in 'soiled your pants'??!
Baxter1967 3 years ago
HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
MusicFanUK 4 years ago
Begby is the greatest movie character ever!
AidanHarkin 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA! i love his accent! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
imhellahi 4 years ago 5
hes scottish..... *rolleyes*
BrianTotse 4 years ago
jajajajaja BEGBIE es un grande!!!!!
00Dunpeal00 4 years ago 2
I love Robert Carlyle.
Martosh7777777 4 years ago 4
ja sam Begbie
imamijajutube 4 years ago
I love Begbie!
mistressartemis 4 years ago 2
a huevo, yo soy begbie, 0 drogas puro chupiruull a chupaaaaaaaaar
diojovi 4 years ago