so much wisdom she doth have. um what do I do to get rid of the yellow water in my toilet bowel. i think the water and pee pee mixed together!? oh no :( help please.
that's the best video i ever seen about sleeping quality ....yesterday i was up like more than 20 hours so when i came back home i slept without drinking, and i had that kind of great sleep of 9 hours and lots of dreaming and when i woke up ,i didn't realise how much i was sleeping , felt like i was in another world since i closed my eyes.no disturbance..no much tossing. as usual i drink so much before i sleep ..maybe i should stop!
I need to warn you that sleeping with a dry bladder, though convenient, is a primary setting for the formation of kidney stones in your body. As your urine becomes thicker it allows the crystals of calcium to form stones resulting finally in a blockage of your ureter==very painful. It is avoidable by taking a half cup of water before sleeping. I had stones three times and it was not until I finally got to a specialist 4 years ago that I learned the trick of drinking before sleeping.
okay people trust me on this....take a shit before bed...get rid of that poop rather than waiting till morning to squeeze it out...it calms down our nervous system..just try it
another tip for falling asleep, is, snort a line of yeyo. drinking juice with water doesnt help you fall asleep, if you believe it does, then you will fall asleep. if i was a doctor, and i told you that the smell of your own shit will help you fall asleep, i bet 70% of you people would believe it, and somehow, fall asleep. the best way to fall asleep is to go to bed with a peace of mind.
i actually drink about 8-12 oz's before i go to bed, so i dont HAVE to wake up to pee, but when its around time to get up i have to go bad enough that i wake up during hte lightest part of my sleep. so i wake up inbetween sleep cycles, and this helps me feel more alert when i wake up.
when you wake up groggy its because you were probably in a deep sleep when the alarm went off. so light disturbances like minor bladder control, or faint sounds can help you wake up better.
waking up in the middle of ur sleep resets ur bodies growth hormone-IF u fall back to sleep-which u should if ur eating a healthy water rich diet anyway with a ton of fruits n vegetables...if ur not waking up at least twice a night, and ur pee aint crystal clear, ur dehydrated bro
@trevfrank they are trying to help people who have extreme difficulty sleeping, like minor insomniacs, who are so bad that if they wake up they CANT fall back asleep.
time to make a protein shake and take some Extenze anywyay, I wonder how long it takes that stuff to kick in? I can do some light calisthenics as well to get my muscles pumpe, clapper pushups, pullups, Hindu squats, crunches, etc...
I want to be at peak performance, you know how annoying Youtube haterz can be, can't be giving them anything to comment on at all.
I want 5 Starz and an invite to the next YT gathering.
Duude, if you want to wake up randomly eary in the morning, then think of something you`re SOOOO excited about (make sure its real) and think about it all night. It works for me.
You just better hope the wind is blowin', cuz that ankle sock of mine will be lookin' like a beanie!!!!
Always the problem with tag teaming, firsties...
Damn, wish there was a better way...well hell, I guess I wouldnt mind waiting during the shower and personal hygiene cleanse/blow dry if I end up going second
We can all be sure the good doctor takes her oath seriously and would never endanger her loyal fans with unsanitary coital conditions
Shes a hottie. this makes me more curious about ppls brains tho. it's not like she's slow. but somthin triggers her brain and makes her studder. anyone notice?
i can't drink 8 glasses of water every day. i tried to do that and i couldnt do it for more than 4 days. i felt so sick and heavy like there was a big rock sloshing around in my stomach. BLEH. i think people should drink when they're thirsty. i know they do that already, but the problem is that they drink soda and coffee instead of water. i dont think the issue is not having enough to drink, people just don't drink enough of the right things like water and juice.
You can actually go on the interwebz and find out how much you should be drinking. You should be having sips frequently. You don't have to tank it. I feel HORRIBLE when I do that. Also, your body takes time to adjust to things that may even be good for it. It's like when people who eat junk stop eating it and switch to a healthy diet really fast, they'll actually feel pretty horrible, and sometimes their body rejects the healthy stuff, just because it's not accustomed to it yet.
ok, if the comedic value of doing the same thing with your eyes while you are at work does not get you in the mood for a good nights sleep, try watching all of this woman's vids with the sound turned off. if that does not work, put all of her vids on a youtube playlist entitled "sleepyshoes". turn the sound down to a point where you can barely distinguish a voice rambling on, crawl into bed, close your eyes and listen to the din of her voice.
no, no, no, no, no! you people have it all wrong. the sleep secrets in this vid are not revealed in whats-her-faces entertaining and melodic chatter.
no!
instead, LOOK DEEP INTO HER EYES
yes!
notice how she flashes her high beams every couple of seconds to draw you ever deeper into her hypnotic stare,,,
feeling sleepy, now?
if not, spend a minute or two thinking about what the next work day would be like if you did the same thing with your eyes as you speak to all your coworkers.
she says dont drink water when you are going to sleep soon becasue you will wake up to pee which will disturb your sleep.. but if you want to get any fluids do before 2 hours before to sleep...so you wont have to wake up during the middle of the night ..
so much wisdom she doth have. um what do I do to get rid of the yellow water in my toilet bowel. i think the water and pee pee mixed together!? oh no :( help please.
totallykeet 2 weeks ago
that's the best video i ever seen about sleeping quality ....yesterday i was up like more than 20 hours so when i came back home i slept without drinking, and i had that kind of great sleep of 9 hours and lots of dreaming and when i woke up ,i didn't realise how much i was sleeping , felt like i was in another world since i closed my eyes.no disturbance..no much tossing. as usual i drink so much before i sleep ..maybe i should stop!
xlive4electro 3 weeks ago
good advice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
eabaerospace 2 months ago
Do you think if you made a video with you going pee we would like it? I would ya sexy little thang!
shooterzden 3 months ago
You also shouldnt light yourself on fire before sleep ... that can make you irretable and very warm .... retard
clickswitchh 4 months ago
this is one of the most retarded videos on sleep on Youtube that I've seen today
riversbliss 4 months ago 2
it was hard to think of falling asleep when i saw this face
at 1:08 LOL
grover330 4 months ago
I used to drink a gallon of water from the evening to before I went every day before I started college, and I slept fine after my body got used to it
TheDylanDynomite 5 months ago
this girl cant even talk...maybe she smoked a fat blunt or something id be happy thinking that...
Monsterchronic 5 months ago
What if your now single and can't sleep cause your lounly
urkim22 5 months ago
Stupid.
JoneeChristy 5 months ago
@shadowmanXgamer dude ur not funny at all.
emretje12 5 months ago
Ok, got it. Now what is your advice on taking a shit?
Attila709 6 months ago
i cant sleep when im thirsty...
TheDivaLifestyle 6 months ago
I need to warn you that sleeping with a dry bladder, though convenient, is a primary setting for the formation of kidney stones in your body. As your urine becomes thicker it allows the crystals of calcium to form stones resulting finally in a blockage of your ureter==very painful. It is avoidable by taking a half cup of water before sleeping. I had stones three times and it was not until I finally got to a specialist 4 years ago that I learned the trick of drinking before sleeping.
sngerinacloset181 6 months ago
This reminded me so much of Dr. Steve Brules.
spectatorsg22 6 months ago
HOLY CRAP!!!! DRINKING WATER MAKES YOU PEE!!!!!! I Learn something new EVERY DAY!
KiranYarid 6 months ago 7
thanks captain obvious
oscarhollywood 6 months ago
STUPID BITCH
xgwongx 6 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK!
xgwongx 6 months ago
Maybe she shouldn't have had a "drink" before this video...
volleybal0325 6 months ago
3rd all nighter in a row FTW!! /:
FernandoMendoza775 6 months ago
'great' tips?
ChattiMaddie14 7 months ago
is expert village to lazy to edit?
sicaelegy 7 months ago
it's called editing your video before you upload it to YouTube!
SillyNerdify 7 months ago
did these tips help your s-t-u-t-t-e-r?
xxkittins22xx 7 months ago
when i wake up in the night, i piss all over, in the bathroom.
drewsk8te 7 months ago
she needs more water to help her complete her sentences
kingSpork1 7 months ago
Where is "expert city"?
Uushilumbu79 7 months ago
Thank, Jessica Simpson!
Anabella1974 7 months ago
Um...wow...what an ingenius idea. I never knew drinking four glasses of water before bed would make me pee in the night. Thanks for the tip. genius.
Anabella1974 7 months ago
Wow thanks for telling us this. Didn't have a clue about that one....doh
RobDeManc 8 months ago
sucubus
TatsFunnyStuff 8 months ago
Dude look at her eyes
TWISTEDxSCOOT 8 months ago
okay people trust me on this....take a shit before bed...get rid of that poop rather than waiting till morning to squeeze it out...it calms down our nervous system..just try it
technohunger 9 months ago 4
she has no fucking idea whats she even talking about
she just likes the sound of her ugly voice
fleurXdeXlis 9 months ago
Pffft. "Expert village". More like village idiot.
Stringprodigy 9 months ago 2
DUHHHHHHHHH?!
Komiksti 10 months ago
If you want a really good tip of how to get a really good night sleep, click on my name, i have it posted up as a comment...
xavi999ful 10 months ago
She's the Dr.Phil of sleep counseling.
eternalgracenote 10 months ago
this lady seems like a total weirdo and wouldn't take her advice, but since it's common sense~thanks Captain Obvious! Expert village indeed...
JayaLaPapaya 10 months ago
COMMON SENSE
TheJUNGLESURFER 11 months ago
O My God! I laughed after watching this..
ExpertVillage, Eh? LOL
Seriously What a Tip.. Never Could have Thought of that :L
shaskies 11 months ago
I get it, this video helps you sleep... if you know what i mean...
TheAssassinfoux 11 months ago
So Borrrring !!!!!
nevanovna 11 months ago
mabey she could get more sleep if she pulled on my dick instead of the meth pipe.
d4k074p4l 11 months ago 2
Maybe this woman should look up tips on how to slow the fuck down when she talks?
ViceNetwork 1 year ago 2
she can drink my water...
aidan21 1 year ago
They really couldn't do another take? What a terrible video.
rawrensmif 1 year ago
another tip for falling asleep, is, snort a line of yeyo. drinking juice with water doesnt help you fall asleep, if you believe it does, then you will fall asleep. if i was a doctor, and i told you that the smell of your own shit will help you fall asleep, i bet 70% of you people would believe it, and somehow, fall asleep. the best way to fall asleep is to go to bed with a peace of mind.
david292978 1 year ago
oh my god I have to have my eight glases of water.....
haha so stupid
Belem809 1 year ago
I can't believe she can sleep, she's that wired.
herbal1971 1 year ago
write all your worries down on a piece of paper...clear your mind, and sleep. Review your to do list in the morning.
EricSchwin22 1 year ago
59:00 is she speaking english!?!?!
gooziddaiejoon 1 year ago
she cant talk what so ever stung out On crack
wtf9171275 1 year ago 2
Wow. You are extremely annoying...
sjstep 1 year ago
sounds like she had one too many drinks before shooting this tip
MrJswans 1 year ago
pause at 0:34...
SozNoVids 1 year ago
CRACK INFETAMIENS is what she is on
fizzy408 1 year ago
Heres a tip to help you sleep, have a glass of whiskey before you go to bed. Sorted.
Xterminator1 1 year ago
best tip still is: call Cm punk and let him do the GTS on u...^^
VSTARBLAZE92 1 year ago
you speak too fast like only you can understand wat ur saying
you better shut up!!!not a good speaker better to write it than here
rpaltinca 1 year ago
you speak too fast like only you can understand wat ur saying
rpaltinca 1 year ago
this is legit- it will fuck over your REM cycles when you actually get rest-
JammyTom 1 year ago
i actually drink about 8-12 oz's before i go to bed, so i dont HAVE to wake up to pee, but when its around time to get up i have to go bad enough that i wake up during hte lightest part of my sleep. so i wake up inbetween sleep cycles, and this helps me feel more alert when i wake up.
when you wake up groggy its because you were probably in a deep sleep when the alarm went off. so light disturbances like minor bladder control, or faint sounds can help you wake up better.
skwerl23 1 year ago
Lmao, were you only allowed one take for this? Surely you could done ag... redone...excuse me, surely you could have redone it ;)
LeeroyK2009 1 year ago
why is expertvillage so dumb?
waking up in the middle of ur sleep resets ur bodies growth hormone-IF u fall back to sleep-which u should if ur eating a healthy water rich diet anyway with a ton of fruits n vegetables...if ur not waking up at least twice a night, and ur pee aint crystal clear, ur dehydrated bro
trevfrank 1 year ago
@trevfrank they are trying to help people who have extreme difficulty sleeping, like minor insomniacs, who are so bad that if they wake up they CANT fall back asleep.
skwerl23 1 year ago
@skwerl23 Yeah, like me... A week ago, I woke up at 4 am and I couldn't fall asleep again... When I was only going to school at 1:25 pm...
HelloKittyJF 1 year ago
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killerchipmunkattack 1 year ago
How to sleep: Smoke a Scooby and listen to Pink floyd 20 mins before going to bed.
MickeyNineLives 1 year ago
hahahaha no wonder why they had to write down subtitles, this woman talks to fast!
Shornaidaida 1 year ago
fuck its 5 minutes less sleep..
shmow12 1 year ago
Terrible fucking advise...get a bladder pussys!
Youtubinru 1 year ago
Common Sense 101. Let me click on one of your other videos in hope for some real advice.
marcuelcajon 1 year ago
how can you drink a bunch of water ?
nevanovna 1 year ago
She's likable.
VinnyCons 1 year ago
0:00 <---- skip ads
Thehalovidnoob 1 year ago
dammit thats why i pee my bed everynight
dannylallier 1 year ago
going pee :))
mihaiismyname 1 year ago
uhm sorry but ive known everything that u just said in this video since i was like..5
Dude0096 1 year ago 10
wow she cant talk lol=]
IOnlyLoveCandace 1 year ago
...and then, just before I gotobeged, I won't have to worry about getting up in the middle of the night and going to peh, I'll be fine.
snowstorm18 1 year ago
I'd let her pee on me!
savageriverman 1 year ago 3
How many takes did she do till the director gave up?
jonortet86 1 year ago 2
i have a really good tip , when filming a tip try leaving the drugs alone. because then you can talk properly !!!
Hallidaydappa 1 year ago
you will pee on yourself
dopemanbrother 1 year ago
8 tylenol pm's will get anyone to sleep
kittygobark1 1 year ago
@kittygobark1 That's sad.
TripMadHatter 1 year ago
what about masterbation? will that help me get to sleep?
MrRyguy69 1 year ago 14
she's cute
k31zarouni 1 year ago 4
time to make a protein shake and take some Extenze anywyay, I wonder how long it takes that stuff to kick in? I can do some light calisthenics as well to get my muscles pumpe, clapper pushups, pullups, Hindu squats, crunches, etc...
I want to be at peak performance, you know how annoying Youtube haterz can be, can't be giving them anything to comment on at all.
I want 5 Starz and an invite to the next YT gathering.
N1k1mon 1 year ago
take 1 sip of orange juice mixed with water every 5 mins be4 bedtime and u wont have to wake up 2 go 2 the bathroom
65soda 2 years ago
Duude, if you want to wake up randomly eary in the morning, then think of something you`re SOOOO excited about (make sure its real) and think about it all night. It works for me.
Or, drink Lots of water and you WILL wake up.
agaragarlove 2 years ago
She's hot.
Unkn0wnGuy 2 years ago 2
Indeed, forget the water - I will give her multiple orgasms before bedtime to put her to sleep.
DippShits 2 years ago
You roll the camera...we'll go visit Dr La Barr and make ANOTHER type of Youtube video.
Knock that stutter out of her for sure.
N1k1mon 2 years ago 2
LOL!
OK, but the camera gets held by YOU first as I don't want sloppy seconds!
DippShits 2 years ago
@DippShits
I dont know....you can select the soundtrack....and the lighting!!! How bout that?
I'll walk in wearing nothing but a sock!
N1k1mon 1 year ago
@N1k1mon
OK - we'll both try the sock thing.
I will wear a windsock and you wear an ankle sock, let Lisa decide who goes first...
DippShits 1 year ago
@DippShits
You just better hope the wind is blowin', cuz that ankle sock of mine will be lookin' like a beanie!!!!
Always the problem with tag teaming, firsties...
Damn, wish there was a better way...well hell, I guess I wouldnt mind waiting during the shower and personal hygiene cleanse/blow dry if I end up going second
We can all be sure the good doctor takes her oath seriously and would never endanger her loyal fans with unsanitary coital conditions
It will give me time to
N1k1mon 1 year ago
@N1k1mon
Well the plan is definitely shaping up!
Now all we need is to find out where the biatch hangs out...
DippShits 1 year ago
will you just get to the point...please!
GnosisMan50 2 years ago
I thought people already knew not to drink water before bed.
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago
well I drink a little water than go to the bathroom and than finaly SLEEP sleep is my favorite sport XD
tentenmaria 2 years ago 2
I love how she stumbles over her sentences. It's cute and hilarious.
TwentyEightDaysLater 2 years ago
What if you poop your pants while you sleep?
dumbutt3000 2 years ago
does this work for 15yrs old
drpepper5001 2 years ago 16
yes
Narashava 2 years ago
drink 10 cans of beer for good 8hrs sleep.
bibnbraceredneck 2 years ago 3
lol
scarface677 2 years ago
nice tip!
jonatz17 2 years ago
lol...she's all over the shop..she's cute tho
CaptMidnite1968 2 years ago
if i hear this woman say hey there one more time.....
alchangla 2 years ago
you will do fuck all because you are a pansy....
streetfightermatt 2 years ago
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alchangla 2 years ago
that was terrible. -___-
alexalcantaraa 2 years ago
She reminds me of Cordy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
LycheeWhore 2 years ago
well i do but i do it but i drink my water 2 hours before so i dont have to piss
welovepeople234 2 years ago
omg this is all so new to me..better start practicing!
levisthahousecat 2 years ago
1:00 - 1:11 LMFAO! HAHA! she's cute.
gatorgurl4life2 2 years ago
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yo your so hot can i fucking piss on your face before you go to bed
v5ofo 2 years ago
So i should not drink piss before i go to bed, right?
FSFuffy 2 years ago 3
Shes a hottie. this makes me more curious about ppls brains tho. it's not like she's slow. but somthin triggers her brain and makes her studder. anyone notice?
74ACEME 2 years ago
I think its the effect of being filmed, I guess edited could have been done, but I'll still watch.
yousurfer2 2 years ago
i would have never figured this out myself. this video is a must - see for all people that go to the bathroom at night.
malazt 2 years ago
hahaha, the last few seconds were hilarious
IronWolf28 2 years ago 3
lol, ya
"and forget about getting up in the middle of the night going to the ba-... going pee, you'll be fine."
atmac0 2 years ago 3
she sucks at acting no offence to da people who are drooling over her rite now...
gong14 2 years ago
`weed is good too lololollololololol
kafrikios 2 years ago
Yes, yes it certainly is. Wait this isn't even my account. I should cause chaos.
maxb180 2 years ago
MILF
911MMM123MMM911 2 years ago 3
yes she is
ILuvTechnoMusic 2 years ago
for all my great tits. oops! i mean tips lol
0:02
Kevincat2 2 years ago
has anyone noticed in every one of her "tips" videos she screws up her words?
beanthrdontht1342 2 years ago 3
next time am giving a lesson on how to pee
every bady is making a video
kbmalfho 2 years ago
That was the best take?! Lol, sorry, I mean we all make mistakes but come on..
alchemistsgarden 2 years ago 3
i can't drink 8 glasses of water every day. i tried to do that and i couldnt do it for more than 4 days. i felt so sick and heavy like there was a big rock sloshing around in my stomach. BLEH. i think people should drink when they're thirsty. i know they do that already, but the problem is that they drink soda and coffee instead of water. i dont think the issue is not having enough to drink, people just don't drink enough of the right things like water and juice.
001hinata001 2 years ago
You can actually go on the interwebz and find out how much you should be drinking. You should be having sips frequently. You don't have to tank it. I feel HORRIBLE when I do that. Also, your body takes time to adjust to things that may even be good for it. It's like when people who eat junk stop eating it and switch to a healthy diet really fast, they'll actually feel pretty horrible, and sometimes their body rejects the healthy stuff, just because it's not accustomed to it yet.
AshillaBeige 2 years ago 2
cont-
ok, if the comedic value of doing the same thing with your eyes while you are at work does not get you in the mood for a good nights sleep, try watching all of this woman's vids with the sound turned off. if that does not work, put all of her vids on a youtube playlist entitled "sleepyshoes". turn the sound down to a point where you can barely distinguish a voice rambling on, crawl into bed, close your eyes and listen to the din of her voice.
didn't work? doesn't matter. time to get up!
hidendiamond 2 years ago
no, no, no, no, no! you people have it all wrong. the sleep secrets in this vid are not revealed in whats-her-faces entertaining and melodic chatter.
no!
instead, LOOK DEEP INTO HER EYES
yes!
notice how she flashes her high beams every couple of seconds to draw you ever deeper into her hypnotic stare,,,
feeling sleepy, now?
if not, spend a minute or two thinking about what the next work day would be like if you did the same thing with your eyes as you speak to all your coworkers.
hidendiamond 2 years ago 2
who needs this video...who the hell hasnt figured this shit out yet?
Darkpercy99 2 years ago
"Goinno pet the pee?? " hhahaa funny cute girl
pimpingbuss 2 years ago
rofl. "Going pah"
obesejim 3 years ago 5
wht rubbish is this
engine1713 3 years ago
still a-fucking-wake.... ive trid everything except drugs, hmmmm... although sometimes i do notice water makes me sleep better (when i do sleep)
embloom 3 years ago
Gah i needa pee now!
greengiraffegirl 3 years ago
at 1 min the words translated as something like "glibton globite mcbeddy flooob" only joking i watched all your vids cheers the the tips
LayLow2K7 3 years ago
I have watched all your episodes of the sleeping tips. You are very good!
mstruckerboy 3 years ago
milk?
RaynardES 3 years ago
So much speech discontinuation to use...
so little time......
sambeani 3 years ago 4
does she pee?
JajaJibbidyJa 3 years ago
COUGAR
69down 3 years ago
lol shes pretty but she ALWAYS forgets her lines & it sounds really forced, like an audition or rehearsal
CheerGirlSophia 3 years ago 2
SHe sed sum GIBERish at 1:00 haha fnny shit
BeerJunki 3 years ago
Inkey2, that was one of the funniest comments I have ever read!
Diffmania 3 years ago
your tips are very helpful Thanks a lot.
Keep it up.
yousifhela 3 years ago
why doesnt she ever advise people that having sex helps you go to sleep?
larry89 3 years ago 19
I wouldn't get up at night....I just take a dump under my covers and deal with it in the morning.
inkey2 3 years ago 30
lol...rock on
clockworktomat0 3 years ago
lmfao hahaahahah
natker13 3 years ago
XD ROFL!!!
Diffmania 3 years ago
@inkey2 hahhahahahhahaha wow
lilBELL42O 1 year ago
@inkey2 LMFAO YOU ARE THE MAN
freedsky 1 year ago
@inkey2
oh man that had me in tears
lololol36 1 year ago
Ide bone her to sleep hehehehe
narfer121 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Epiphany171 3 years ago
I don't think she's getting enough sleep cuz she cant talk.
Coppulor 3 years ago 9
Have a glass of brandy and calm the hell down
gmexit13 3 years ago 7
mm mm mm brandy
iforgotmyoldpasword9 3 years ago
I heard that some female astronauts just put on a diaper and forget about getting up. ;)
RatkoUSA 3 years ago 6
LOL
simon00001 3 years ago 5
LOL X2
RallyMotoXfan 3 years ago 5
LOL X3
linkinparknumb 3 years ago 4
I DONT FUCKEN GET IT
3LliOtTD0GG123 2 years ago 14
she says dont drink water when you are going to sleep soon becasue you will wake up to pee which will disturb your sleep.. but if you want to get any fluids do before 2 hours before to sleep...so you wont have to wake up during the middle of the night ..
Brownbuddy 2 years ago
C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER
deadlycow42 3 years ago 9
I'm practally in tears after reading that! A Killer Insinct referance. Wow.
MrIceGuy 3 years ago
LOL X4
cc12345689 3 years ago
101 X4
911MMM123MMM911 2 years ago