The Apprentice series 5 episode 3 pt1

[ZennLa13]

Kate would look so much better without all that makeup.

[ZennLa13]

Wow.. I would not be impressed with my boobs jiggling like that on camera.

[trabantking]

My arsehole is twitching like a rabbit's nose

[jossuf]

feel sorry for sir alan's assistant. having to call the house at 5:55am! what time did she wake up??

[lufa303]

@jossuf Sir Alan woke her up at 5:50 by gentle tickling her nipples with his beard....

[ronalduz]

2:59 to skip intro

[TJ347]

What's with all the US vs UK bullshit in the comment section of every Apprentice series? Copying happens across the globe the minute something proves successful elsewhere, regardless of where that something originated.

[PriceCityCentral]

whats the music from 4:26?

[33roar]

Ben :0

[suvivalofthefittest]

they dont copy they buy

[TheBass2themax]

i think they're all dumb as posts

[kimmymathers]

I think Philip has some good ideas- but he is also a bit of a dick. He can't take on board other peoples ideas and feedback and comes across as very immature and sulky most of the time. I quite like men to have a bit of confidence and arrogance to a certain degree, but i hate rudeness and i can't stand aggressive or intimidating behaviour.

[Dido225]

nick is hilarious 9:05

[killermidget100]

Their arse holes are twitching like rabbits noses

[blingblingringring]

@KeyserrrSoze I noticed that too in a previous episode. I thought she was trying to be funny but now you've said it maybe there's something a bit bonkers going on there!

[nohopeinfear97]

3:10 ... What a bloody mess

[AshtonArcher]

Phillip is a gobshite.

[ronniejac1]

tks

[dayamsta]

oh shame rocky had to go!he was kind of hot!

[mattan147]

Any team leader that has lost Sir Alan money has gone. Simple as that.

[muyy1]

UK apprentice sux...

[sbtech01]

@muyy1 ;_;

[Agentsmithisbuff]

@muyy1 Nonono, you're mistaken. Its the US Version that pales in comparsion to the UK version, not the other way round...

[PumpkinKyuubi]

@muyy1 US 'the office' sux...

[Nihilocracy]

@muyy1 lol american apprentice is a joke. as is american hells kitchen, american office, basically, anythin america ripped off britian. fuckin get your own tv shows faggots

[sbtech01]

@Nihilocracy ohhhh... this is gonna be awkward.... The apprentice franchise is an original american idea which the BBC copied.

[Nihilocracy]

fuck, FUCK

[ndgreenaway]

@sbtech01 ha..the UK and US formats are different..Personaly i think the UK one shines above the US version..thou the US version i think has proper 'rewards' the UK ones are a bit..err rubbish..

[sbtech01]

@ndgreenaway Maybe so... this doesn't change the fact the show is american in origin.

[whitexchina]

@Nihilocracy

Americans copy a lot of european stuff. There are so many movies out wich are originally from france. I used to live in NYC for 7 years and prefer our humor in europe. Especially the english one. Ameicans overdo it...Trump has no class and is ugly in and outside!

[ndgreenaway]

@whitexchina US is glitzy,tacky..brash..fast and full of cash....Europe is refined and classy and much less flashy

[Nihilocracy]

@whitexchina ;P im so used to americans stealin our shit i just assumed

[vorjay]

@Nihilocracy you say, "ripped off", but the fact of the matter is the producers pitched there UK versions to US producers and licensed there versions off. They sold there idea's...that's not ripping off.

[2K8AJ2K8]

@muyy1 fuck you end of the day america took the idea from us !!!!

[sbtech01]

@2K8AJ2K8 nope. BBC took the idea from american tv.

[RighteousPsycho]

@sbtech01 Either way, the UK version is better.

[NineInchWilly]

@sbtech01

And we took it from japan or somewhere silly

[mylesbradley1234]

Retards

[skylur44]

@TehKikapu Still making a complete ass of yourself? Does this satisfy some deep need for you? can't get laid? Does this help? God, please just die.

[ottopotomas]

holy tits!

[ColtonMP]

sir alan's secretary must work some mental hours man, poor woman! 

[herepooch]

03:37 the fit black girl in her undies! nice!

[butterflyfrolic]

my gosh..the people who lose this...and the stress you undergoe....man, id be traumatized or paralyzed!!!!

[DarkPanthera]

what a shite idea. First off, the act of sex itself is excersise enough. Nobody is going to be like "ohhh..mmm....oh baby...wait babe before we start, lemme just put on my body slimming excercise gadget so I can loose weight and keep in shape while we fuck"

And its absolutely useless for one night stands

[Dax202]

do all british people have blue eyes??? at least all male candidates (exept the the guy with the beard) in this show...

[mspookie]

@Dax202 He's not a Brit. Doh!

[kosai19]

Anyone know the music @ 3:15?

[HoldingMyLastRook]

Ben is such a sad little pervert. 8:10 They all looked at him like WTF.

Ben, we all know you don't get any, so stop going on about it.

[qetwr111]

lol @ james, 9:49

booyakasha

[blanchflower123]

Debra's eyes are scary

[9886635574]

How about some resistance for them boobs that kept juggling when she ran for the phone.

[luna1463]

@9886635574 its called a bra mate

[1chrispalmer]

omg!! first thing deborah said when she was project manager: "this is going to be a nightmare" - way to influence your team deborah! ha

[hizy123456]

lol naked at 3:35

[tufty1990]

Has anyone else tried tricep dips that Ben said some people don't have the strength in their triceps to do? I'm not particularly match fit I tried them and it was one of the easiest things I'v ever tried in my life.

[MissAintlifeabitch]

debra is such an ugly bitch,

[sbtech01]

ah she has afine body... but af I can't see passed her plate of a face

[skylur44]

@MissAintlifeabitch She's beyond bitch, she goes directly to ugly cunt.

[redstillidie69]

@MissAintlifeabitch

I agree with you. Her face makes me throw up.

I'd take Kate anytime from this series.

[athull08]

lol I think Nooral said Leaf Alley

[catppop]

I want to see some Brit tits!

[Chinaboy80]

Not only tits!

[luna1463]

you're watchin the wrong programme mate... :p

[butterbubs2000]

I do wish they wouldn't mix the teams up so quickly. Or at least give an explanation for doing so. It makes the team factor seem pointless.

[luna1463]

I agree, if only because I get sooo confused who is in what team all the time!! :)

[londnr]

Thats because you're watching this as a game, when its an interview for a job as well.

In business, you have to be able to work with anyone and as a manager, lead a team regardless of how you get on with the people/if you've worked with them before etc.

[butterbubs2000]

Well, I'm actually watching it as a television show. ;)

[danishh1]

whos that girl in the bra?

[guidguidtomnoddy]

And you never copy us do you not? Get the hell over it

[pooley1968]

They received permission to create a UK version. If you saw the credits, you will see that the creator of The Apprentice (and The Survivor and other reality shows), Mark Burnett, is credited for this program.

[alperilla]

Mark Burnett is British also

[BarrenAlmond]

... elevatorman138, you don't know much about the TV industry, do you?

Oh well. Great show. I think I actually like the UK version better. :)

[lolocaust1337]

The US copied The Office. so shut the fuck up.

[butterbubs2000]

It's called a franchise. It's business.

[16JAM77]

@lolocaust1337

idiot! ricky gervais is 1 of the main producers of the U.S version. which means he took it over there. hes the boss of the U.S show.

[Ischi71]

@lolocaust1337 by the way German did too. And it's good too. Gervais in his role just made me cringe too much. Bloody awful! But a genius no doubt!!! Also I love his tall blond partner with whom he came up with the whole office idea. He is adorable :)

[lolocaust1337]

Also copied 'Who wants to be a Millionaire?'

[thefairlysimple1]

dont know why you got 8 thumbs down, your just taking the mickey, i think its funny,cause its just a television show, not the geneva convention, i cant even give you a thumbs up, sorry

[planstore]

@elevatorman138 Not copied. Same producer. Duh

[khalidcookieha]

Hmm is the apprentice you are fired included or?

Sbtech01, thanks for posting by the way :D

[sbtech01]

sorry thought I replied to you already.

Eh I unfortunately only have two of the you're fired eps. episode 1 and episode 4. you'll find them on my main page. somewhere....

[bergmman]

kate is hot

[ouestlesbonbon]

They do use great music on this show. David Lynch's Mulholland Drive ost this time. Thanks for posting these!

[siadragonfly3]

Ben is so nasal.. hayfever or recreational...

[Mrmemania21]

Haha, this was a funny episode. I just can't believe some of the things they say. They don't know what actually exercise, its strange.

[Hersilia]

i dislike james and katie - they are so annoying , ignorant and stupid. it eclipses their skills

[karledice1]

THANKS SO MUCH

[l4ur4z3h4ck3r]

7:57

does ben think of ANYTHING other than sex.

[sbtech01]

sex AND his scholarship to sandhurst....

[CommanderCartwright]

Ben is SOOOOO funny...

He loves spring loaded stuff!!!

We always discuss how he will try to mention it in every episode!

[jassimalaskary]

thanks so much for uploading them and sorting out playlists for each episodes.

lets make predictions as to who will win, i reckon katie (the blond woman) will win

[sbtech01]

I think james could.... whether he will or not is a different matter.

[kasiavancouver]

Either Mona or Debra

[ElantraCar39]

THANKS SO MUCH - a special thank you for the playlists. :)

[ch3nsta]

Thanks for upload!

[idahogirlz]

Thanks again!

[sbtech01]

No prob