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  • casually starting carrying sarah..

  • Ohhhh I hate murf

  • He's about to Juke...

  • Murph, my boy- You're the star! 

  • At the beggining i couldnt tell that it was murph!

  • Did he swallow his pen?!

  • the hebrew subtitles were japanese...

  • Japanese: あなたの帽子は3つのコーナーがあなたの帽子を持っている、三つ­角を持っています。が三つの角をしていない場合と、それはあなた­の帽子ではありません。

    Hebrew: את הכובע שלך יש שלוש פינות, שלוש פינות יש את הכובע שלך. ואם זה לא שלוש פינות, לא את הכובע שלך.

    English: Your hat has three corners, three corners has your hat. And if it has not three corners, it is not your hat.

    Happy?

  • @swimteamizzle1114 That reminds me of an amazing Wee Sing movie Marvelous Musical Mansion.....mmmm good memories

  • be careful if your trying to attain barack obamas poop, its endangered and you risk facing poachers

  • @kbbles

    That's Hebrew.......

  • can someone tell me what the japanese actually says though??

  • @kbbles Did you not see the top comments?It doesn't even sound Japenese...

  • @TheSouthSides yeah, but i just want to know what it actually says.

  • @kbbles the top comment says what hew as saying

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  • @kbbles he*

  • @kbbles cant you see? Top comment.

  • So now we know what Amir said, and I want to know what was written in Japanese.

  • I didn't notice he was wearing a hat when Amir was talking until a watched it again lol

  • lol the japanese subtitle is translating exactly what amir is saying in hebrew 

  • I LOVE it when Amir speaks Hebrew! :3

  • Why is Amir's hebrew subtitled in japanese...?

  • Oh I love you Amir=) Anyone know what he said??

  • @TeddiesandBieber See that comment a few inches above this called 'top comment'? Yea, check that.

  • BOO YANKEES.

    don't be like pat cassels.

  • he's speaking Hebrew but the subtitles are in Japanese... honestly, though, after this long subscribed, why am i suprised?

  • Three corners on ur hat x 2 is wat amir was singin

  • huh?

  • I want murph to carry me like that

  • Barak Obama: his poop

  • Hebrew translated into Hirigana. I'm curious, was that the Japanese translation of "my hat it has three corners"?

  • Amir was talking in "Hebrew" but those were Japanese hiragana characters. And it was just gibberish. ひらがな college humor に つんでます

  • HDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!­!!

  • U dont need to write all that down, u can just replay this vid

  • when he started singing in hebrew i shit my pants XD

  • @AndreasZimmerman your comment made me laugh so hard

  • I love playing Riscopoly 4 :D

  • He's about to Juke

  • 0:48 GIANT WWE logo.

  • Streeter had the coolest "Write that down" :D

  • לכובע שלי שלוש פינות 3- i love Amir for singing this

  • he's typing down notes using a mac without battery! coool....

  • Did he swallow the pencil that was in his mouth?

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  • AMIR WAS SAYING THE WORDS TO A PURIM SONG IN HEBREW!!! XD

  • word vomit...great

  • Amir is actually saying the words to a song we used to sing around Purim at my temple. Its one of those songs where each time you sing it you replace a word with a clap. Its supposed to mean my hat it has three corners, three corners has my hat, and had it not three corners, it wouldn't be my hat.

  • @supermegafoxydarren This unrelated to your posted comment, but would it be crazy to assume you're a Darren Criss fan?

  • OK, I'm part jew and part japanese, and I can tell you there were japanese subtitles while the talking was hebrew. All clear now?

  • he's speaking Hebrew not Japanese

  • @tartars98 Retard.

  • @tartars98 No but's it's translating the Hebrew into Japanese, just to make it that much more confusing for those who don't speak Hebrew

  • lol i know hebrew, those letteres werent hebrew,

    AMIR HEBREW TRANSLATE: 3 corners your hat, your hat 3 corners, 3 corners on your hat, on your hat 3 corners.

    thumbs up so people will know!

  • 0:53 subtitles are on japanese (propably sayin' somethin' offensive...well...it's CH <.<) and amir is talkin'...Hebrew?

  • @guitar3421 since when is CH racist?

  • @MenAmongPoodles not racist...humorous

  • @guitar3421 you called it offensive.

  • @MenAmongPoodles shut up...-.-

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  • Can someone explain why he is making those noises at the end?

  • amir is obviously speaking hebrew.. :P

  • amir speaks hebrew but not hebrew words show wtf o_O

  • The song Amir sings is indeed a Hebrew school song refering to Hamen and his hat.

  • wait, obama's poop is endangered?

  • 2 WORDS! BARACK - OBAMA

  • Amir's heberew translated: Your hat has three corners, three corners has your hat. And if it has not three corners, it is not your hat.

    Classic hebrew school song.

    Well played, Amir.

  • @squirreljk

    interesting, i was reading the japanese subtitle. and i can actually recognize 3 and corner and hat. so maybe the japanese has the right meaning.

    Im not japanese, im chinese, but some characters are similar.

  • @squirreljk is it? that is also a song sung in german ironically. i thought it was a german song

  • aaawww, they broke him XD

  • Amir said Shamate which means rags. Thank you Devil's Arthimetic

  • @Nintendoshs

    he doesnt say shamate-its a hebrew song about a 3-cornered hat

  • @AAbattery88

    The writing was Japanese. I think the language he was speaking was Hebrew.

  • Did Merph choke on that pen he had in his mouth? :D

  • murph haha he's great!

  • I could understand the Japanese, yay! thanks school :)

  • @aboutashow lol that's a bad thing cuz that wasn't Japanese XD

  • @AAbattery88 lol, i mean the japanese subtitles :)

  • This subtitles didn't help me at all!

  • @greenedge9 when Jewish become a language you let me know. He's speaking Hebrew

  • 0:52 he's definitely not speaking Japanese......

  • @ForestMan1129 amir is speaking jewish he's jewish

  • @ForestMan1129 i think but im not sure

  • I LOVE MURPH.

  • does no one else think Murph is cute?

  • @JaAmber03 he so is!

    he kinda looks like Sid from the UK version of Skins. very cute. <3

  • @UptheShizz6 haha he does

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  • why is amirs hebrew subtitled in cantonese? XD

  • @OldSkoolStudio Japanese.

  • It's so cute at the end when Murph is carrying Sarah

  • I bet Amir was repeating the same three words in Hebrew with gibberish subtitles

  • @youmakeitwhatitis he is actually saying the lyrics of a very famous israeli kids song.

  • i love how amir was saying the words to that purim song

  • Amir was singing "ur hat has 3 corners, 3 corners ur hat has, and maybe it hasnt had 3 corners so its not your hat" :D

  • Oh I get it. Amir was speaking hebrew cause he is a JEW.

  • @ZanaThirteen The joke is you see, Merv can't speak Hebrew. On top of that...they put Japanese subtitles under the Hebrew to further make the point that Merv cannot understand. (Amir's fluency in Hebrew is more likely linked to his schooling/Israeli heritage more so than being Jewish.) I explained these concepts slowly just for you. You are welcome.

  • @megaroniminestrone Thanks man! Now I fully understand this video. Without you, I would never have fully grasped the true complexity of this All Nighter College Humor Original comedy video.

  • Amir was singing a Hewbrew song

  • I like how Amir's hebrew has Japanese subtitles. I also like how the subtitles are just random characters with no meaning.

  • @jpheitman it said something about hats and three something.

  • @jpheitman not even, its a combination of chinese, japanese, numbers and other things i dont recognize.

  • @AmonOfTheSahelijos Japanese and Chinese share a number of characters, and most Asian languages integrate Arabic numerals into their language for simplicity.

  • @jpheitman nerd

  • @jpheitman some parts have meaning but the kanji mostly doesn't

  • @jpheitman ??! it does have meaning. he's talking about his hat

  • why didn't they subtitle in Hebrew?

  • Amir is sooo sexy!!!

  • Really it is a hebrew song about haman where u would remove a word every time u sing it

  • Amir was saying something about a 3 cornered hat

  • the guy with the Japanese subtitles was actually sining a Jewish children's song about a hat with three corners

  • @shimerj13 The Japanese subtitles are a translation of that song.

  • @TheGodlyAsian for realz?

  • At the end, I think Murf's holding back a juke.

  • Bright lights, night lights, colored lights, rainbow brites, all of the lights, all of the lights

  • GULP?

  • What did Amir say? My iPad's translator isn't working. thank u

  • Translate what the text said:

    あなたの帽子3帽子を指摘している。3つのポイントあなたの帽子­を持っている。

    もし、勝ち点3を持っていなかった、それはあなたの帽子てはない­。

  • @epremier20050 Your hat 3 hat is pointed out. It has three point your hats.

    It won and did not have 0.3, as for that there is no your hat

  • lawl, amir was talking hebrew not japanese or som shit

  • Murph probably loved holding Sarah.

  • Amir wasn't speaking japanese lol

  • I love when Amir speaks Hebrew... But I have no idea what he was saying... Does anyone know? Thanks. :)

  • Lol amir talking in hebrew is sooooooo sexy

  • @damnwindows98 Um, the subtitles are Chinese. Or maybe Japanese, I'm not sure. But I've seen hebrew writing before, and that's not it.

  • idont get it... wats wrong with his throat?

  • i`m ganna do that 2 get out of school thumbs up if u agree!

  • Amir hebrew talk is so sexy

  • Amir is speaking Hebrew not Chinese

  • @Zhucci I love it when people try to prove people wrong while being proven wrong. I mean, the posts behind you are saying that it wasn't Chinese. Im not Asian, but assuming everything with symbols is Chinese is extremely racist.

  • @Ryanlollies1 umad?

  • Funny, the hebrew is chinese

  • @Kernemahshelchalolol it's actually japanese but yea that was funny.

  • yes amir hebrew win

  • wait, that's ACTUAL hebrew?

  • @pinkjaguar12 Shalosh Pinot = 3 points. as in a triangle. XD

  • idk what hes saying in in hebrew but i live in japan and all i got outta it was something about a hat hahaha so probs something like "oh we need a hat murph"

  • @viNCeK13 It was about Hamans Hat. He said:

    Your hat has three corners,

    Three corners your hat have,

    If your hat doesn't have three corners,

    It wouldn't be your hat,

    Or something near to that.

  • Wow. The first time I didn't even notice Murph was wearing a top hat.

  • got chem final exam in 9 hours, haven't slept in at least 21, one more episode and I will go study. promise.

  • @dwardeay me too

  • @dwardeay You're doing it wrong.

  • @dwardeay How did u do?

  • @dwardeay ME TOO !

  • @dwardeay I should be getting my stuff together for my final tomorrow or else I'll fail the class. It all depends on how prepared I am.

    I've spent the last four hours watching Hardly Working. I feel your pain.

  • @smartmoron62

    im on summer break and im blowing it all on college humor, best summer of my life

  • @dwardeay $20 says you kept saying "Just one more" until you had to go to school the next morning.

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  • Write That Down!

  • @403988 spoiler alert

  • Why does Amir's Hebrew have Japanese subtitles?

  • @jpheitman What did he say?? do u know?

  • @Katarzyna93cr It's a fun Hebrew song that's sung during the holiday of Purim:

    "My hat it has three corners,

    Three corners has my hat.

    If it did not have three corners,

    It would not be my hat."

  • @h3rshel lol that's amazing X) I sometimes wish I knew hebrew

  • @Katarzyna93cr Haven't the foggiest. But I do know for a fact it's Japanese.

  • lol at amir and the translation

  • GUULLPP GUGULLP

  • The Amir part made me freaking lose it!

  • Any English translation for Amir? (p.s. Is he speaking Hebrew)

  • @matthew15pwns He's quoting a Jewish rhyme called "My Hat That Has Three Corners":

    My hat that has three corners.

    Three corners has my hat.

    And had it not three corners,

    It wouldn't be my hat.

    Except he substitutes all the first person possessive pronouns for second person possessive pronouns.

  • @matthew15pwns nope speaking it but the subtitle is in japeneese.

  • F*CK YOU POPTARTS!

  • @georgegiana Pretty sure he's speaking Hebrew. xD

  • Barack Obama his poop

    But he's endangered so watch out for poacher

  • 0.01

  • i don't get it

  • Murph gets to carry Sarah FOR THE WIN.

  • lol speaking hebru with japanese subtitles