Amir is actually saying the words to a song we used to sing around Purim at my temple. Its one of those songs where each time you sing it you replace a word with a clap. Its supposed to mean my hat it has three corners, three corners has my hat, and had it not three corners, it wouldn't be my hat.
@ZanaThirteen The joke is you see, Merv can't speak Hebrew. On top of that...they put Japanese subtitles under the Hebrew to further make the point that Merv cannot understand. (Amir's fluency in Hebrew is more likely linked to his schooling/Israeli heritage more so than being Jewish.) I explained these concepts slowly just for you. You are welcome.
@megaroniminestrone Thanks man! Now I fully understand this video. Without you, I would never have fully grasped the true complexity of this All Nighter College Humor Original comedy video.
@AmonOfTheSahelijos Japanese and Chinese share a number of characters, and most Asian languages integrate Arabic numerals into their language for simplicity.
@Zhucci I love it when people try to prove people wrong while being proven wrong. I mean, the posts behind you are saying that it wasn't Chinese. Im not Asian, but assuming everything with symbols is Chinese is extremely racist.
idk what hes saying in in hebrew but i live in japan and all i got outta it was something about a hat hahaha so probs something like "oh we need a hat murph"
amir says something like "but that ten percent of murphy's baat karta success on the list you know it's a nice not for commercial kindly advice almost two months ago i got a promotion right that down" (I used transcribed audio)
casually starting carrying sarah..
allorasen 2 weeks ago
Ohhhh I hate murf
keepcalmanbecool 2 weeks ago
He's about to Juke...
KiiLLBOT 1 month ago 7
Murph, my boy- You're the star!
BreakwaterAvenue 1 month ago
At the beggining i couldnt tell that it was murph!
StreetSk8City 1 month ago
Did he swallow his pen?!
8Psychotic 1 month ago
the hebrew subtitles were japanese...
Michaenn 1 month ago
Japanese: あなたの帽子は3つのコーナーがあなたの帽子を持っている、三つ角を持っています。が三つの角をしていない場合と、それはあなたの帽子ではありません。
Hebrew: את הכובע שלך יש שלוש פינות, שלוש פינות יש את הכובע שלך. ואם זה לא שלוש פינות, לא את הכובע שלך.
English: Your hat has three corners, three corners has your hat. And if it has not three corners, it is not your hat.
Happy?
swimteamizzle1114 1 month ago 42
@swimteamizzle1114 yes
broomyrox 1 month ago
@swimteamizzle1114 That reminds me of an amazing Wee Sing movie Marvelous Musical Mansion.....mmmm good memories
chrisljohnson92 2 weeks ago
be careful if your trying to attain barack obamas poop, its endangered and you risk facing poachers
walaitsadeadpanda 1 month ago
@kbbles
That's Hebrew.......
BabyAmi529 1 month ago
can someone tell me what the japanese actually says though??
kbbles 1 month ago
@kbbles Did you not see the top comments?It doesn't even sound Japenese...
TheSouthSides 1 month ago
@TheSouthSides yeah, but i just want to know what it actually says.
kbbles 1 month ago
@kbbles the top comment says what hew as saying
dogsrule9908 1 month ago
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kbbles 1 month ago
@kbbles he*
dogsrule9908 1 month ago
@kbbles cant you see? Top comment.
MorningMidget 1 month ago
So now we know what Amir said, and I want to know what was written in Japanese.
microkorger 1 month ago 6
I didn't notice he was wearing a hat when Amir was talking until a watched it again lol
TeddiesandBieber 1 month ago
lol the japanese subtitle is translating exactly what amir is saying in hebrew
chicawazzzzzzza 2 months ago
I LOVE it when Amir speaks Hebrew! :3
TeddiesandBieber 2 months ago 2
Why is Amir's hebrew subtitled in japanese...?
cooldonkeyfish 2 months ago
Oh I love you Amir=) Anyone know what he said??
TeddiesandBieber 2 months ago
@TeddiesandBieber See that comment a few inches above this called 'top comment'? Yea, check that.
GamingVidsPs3 2 months ago
BOO YANKEES.
don't be like pat cassels.
lovelaughpink09 2 months ago
he's speaking Hebrew but the subtitles are in Japanese... honestly, though, after this long subscribed, why am i suprised?
YouMayCallMeMaster 2 months ago
Three corners on ur hat x 2 is wat amir was singin
cat91872 2 months ago
huh?
Wazahm 3 months ago
I want murph to carry me like that
lauripolla 3 months ago
Barak Obama: his poop
du6167 3 months ago
Hebrew translated into Hirigana. I'm curious, was that the Japanese translation of "my hat it has three corners"?
GrayStudios 3 months ago
Amir was talking in "Hebrew" but those were Japanese hiragana characters. And it was just gibberish. ひらがな college humor に つんでます
supatroopamariofail 3 months ago
HDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
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ok2431 5 months ago
when he started singing in hebrew i shit my pants XD
OctagonCookies 5 months ago
@AndreasZimmerman your comment made me laugh so hard
TwoStupidGirlsYT 5 months ago
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hackal10000 6 months ago
He's about to Juke
AndreasZimmerman 6 months ago
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MosesTV1 6 months ago
Streeter had the coolest "Write that down" :D
iLuckyyy 6 months ago
לכובע שלי שלוש פינות 3- i love Amir for singing this
mayanmeron 6 months ago
he's typing down notes using a mac without battery! coool....
schoolboy0307 6 months ago
Did he swallow the pencil that was in his mouth?
Rubinstein98 6 months ago
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treyn1987 7 months ago
AMIR WAS SAYING THE WORDS TO A PURIM SONG IN HEBREW!!! XD
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bobington1234567891 7 months ago
Amir is actually saying the words to a song we used to sing around Purim at my temple. Its one of those songs where each time you sing it you replace a word with a clap. Its supposed to mean my hat it has three corners, three corners has my hat, and had it not three corners, it wouldn't be my hat.
supermegafoxydarren 7 months ago 3
@supermegafoxydarren This unrelated to your posted comment, but would it be crazy to assume you're a Darren Criss fan?
TheAboutLastNight 6 months ago
OK, I'm part jew and part japanese, and I can tell you there were japanese subtitles while the talking was hebrew. All clear now?
DanHibiki777 8 months ago
he's speaking Hebrew not Japanese
tartars98 8 months ago 119
@tartars98 Retard.
TheIVVPLabs 2 months ago
@tartars98 No but's it's translating the Hebrew into Japanese, just to make it that much more confusing for those who don't speak Hebrew
TheHammer231 1 month ago
lol i know hebrew, those letteres werent hebrew,
AMIR HEBREW TRANSLATE: 3 corners your hat, your hat 3 corners, 3 corners on your hat, on your hat 3 corners.
thumbs up so people will know!
myshcoolaccount 8 months ago 2
0:53 subtitles are on japanese (propably sayin' somethin' offensive...well...it's CH <.<) and amir is talkin'...Hebrew?
guitar3421 8 months ago
@guitar3421 since when is CH racist?
MenAmongPoodles 7 months ago
@MenAmongPoodles not racist...humorous
guitar3421 7 months ago
@guitar3421 you called it offensive.
MenAmongPoodles 7 months ago
@MenAmongPoodles shut up...-.-
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treyn1987 7 months ago
Can someone explain why he is making those noises at the end?
Rangasoup 8 months ago
amir is obviously speaking hebrew.. :P
sadpanda256 8 months ago
amir speaks hebrew but not hebrew words show wtf o_O
NintendoWizard24 8 months ago
The song Amir sings is indeed a Hebrew school song refering to Hamen and his hat.
MatthiasLehner 8 months ago 4
wait, obama's poop is endangered?
Tmangman1 8 months ago
2 WORDS! BARACK - OBAMA
ra020307 8 months ago
Amir's heberew translated: Your hat has three corners, three corners has your hat. And if it has not three corners, it is not your hat.
Classic hebrew school song.
Well played, Amir.
squirreljk 8 months ago 301
@squirreljk
interesting, i was reading the japanese subtitle. and i can actually recognize 3 and corner and hat. so maybe the japanese has the right meaning.
Im not japanese, im chinese, but some characters are similar.
stupidzhangjiayi 8 months ago
@squirreljk is it? that is also a song sung in german ironically. i thought it was a german song
unitedfortreble 2 months ago
aaawww, they broke him XD
taango99 9 months ago
Amir said Shamate which means rags. Thank you Devil's Arthimetic
Nintendoshs 9 months ago
@Nintendoshs
he doesnt say shamate-its a hebrew song about a 3-cornered hat
lorenzorox219 9 months ago 2
@AAbattery88
The writing was Japanese. I think the language he was speaking was Hebrew.
xindigOstarkx 9 months ago
Did Merph choke on that pen he had in his mouth? :D
Zwindyy 9 months ago
murph haha he's great!
sadlystuckinreality 9 months ago
I could understand the Japanese, yay! thanks school :)
aboutashow 9 months ago
@aboutashow lol that's a bad thing cuz that wasn't Japanese XD
AAbattery88 9 months ago
@AAbattery88 lol, i mean the japanese subtitles :)
aboutashow 9 months ago
This subtitles didn't help me at all!
Ollifant13 10 months ago
@greenedge9 when Jewish become a language you let me know. He's speaking Hebrew
lapOliciamexicana 10 months ago 2
0:52 he's definitely not speaking Japanese......
ForestMan1129 10 months ago
@ForestMan1129 amir is speaking jewish he's jewish
greenedge9 10 months ago
@ForestMan1129 i think but im not sure
greenedge9 10 months ago
I LOVE MURPH.
UptheShizz6 10 months ago
does no one else think Murph is cute?
JaAmber03 10 months ago 5
@JaAmber03 he so is!
he kinda looks like Sid from the UK version of Skins. very cute. <3
UptheShizz6 10 months ago
@UptheShizz6 haha he does
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JaAmber03 10 months ago
why is amirs hebrew subtitled in cantonese? XD
OldSkoolStudio 10 months ago
@OldSkoolStudio Japanese.
lucriocoolio 10 months ago
It's so cute at the end when Murph is carrying Sarah
smokebleeder 11 months ago
I bet Amir was repeating the same three words in Hebrew with gibberish subtitles
youmakeitwhatitis 11 months ago
@youmakeitwhatitis he is actually saying the lyrics of a very famous israeli kids song.
HakeemNicks88 10 months ago
i love how amir was saying the words to that purim song
himynamesgracie 11 months ago
Amir was singing "ur hat has 3 corners, 3 corners ur hat has, and maybe it hasnt had 3 corners so its not your hat" :D
michelletimofeev2 11 months ago
Oh I get it. Amir was speaking hebrew cause he is a JEW.
ZanaThirteen 11 months ago
@ZanaThirteen The joke is you see, Merv can't speak Hebrew. On top of that...they put Japanese subtitles under the Hebrew to further make the point that Merv cannot understand. (Amir's fluency in Hebrew is more likely linked to his schooling/Israeli heritage more so than being Jewish.) I explained these concepts slowly just for you. You are welcome.
megaroniminestrone 11 months ago
@megaroniminestrone Thanks man! Now I fully understand this video. Without you, I would never have fully grasped the true complexity of this All Nighter College Humor Original comedy video.
ZanaThirteen 11 months ago
Amir was singing a Hewbrew song
madnutcase84 11 months ago
I like how Amir's hebrew has Japanese subtitles. I also like how the subtitles are just random characters with no meaning.
jpheitman 1 year ago 203
@jpheitman it said something about hats and three something.
Luxkoko 9 months ago
@jpheitman not even, its a combination of chinese, japanese, numbers and other things i dont recognize.
AmonOfTheSahelijos 8 months ago
@AmonOfTheSahelijos Japanese and Chinese share a number of characters, and most Asian languages integrate Arabic numerals into their language for simplicity.
jpheitman 8 months ago
@jpheitman nerd
AmonOfTheSahelijos 8 months ago
@jpheitman some parts have meaning but the kanji mostly doesn't
BroadwayPirate1106 6 months ago
@jpheitman ??! it does have meaning. he's talking about his hat
killjoy131 5 months ago
why didn't they subtitle in Hebrew?
lsm234 1 year ago
Amir is sooo sexy!!!
IheartSweeneyT 1 year ago
Really it is a hebrew song about haman where u would remove a word every time u sing it
bing77z 1 year ago 4
Amir was saying something about a 3 cornered hat
bing77z 1 year ago
the guy with the Japanese subtitles was actually sining a Jewish children's song about a hat with three corners
shimerj13 1 year ago
@shimerj13 The Japanese subtitles are a translation of that song.
TheGodlyAsian 1 year ago
@TheGodlyAsian for realz?
shimerj13 1 year ago
At the end, I think Murf's holding back a juke.
concavius 1 year ago 3
Bright lights, night lights, colored lights, rainbow brites, all of the lights, all of the lights
Brost31 1 year ago 2
GULP?
Wantsomecowbell 1 year ago
What did Amir say? My iPad's translator isn't working. thank u
gerryfan2 1 year ago
Translate what the text said:
あなたの帽子3帽子を指摘している。3つのポイントあなたの帽子を持っている。
もし、勝ち点3を持っていなかった、それはあなたの帽子てはない。
epremier20050 1 year ago
@epremier20050 so?
larvatrong 1 year ago
@epremier20050 Your hat 3 hat is pointed out. It has three point your hats.
It won and did not have 0.3, as for that there is no your hat
lordshin 1 year ago
lawl, amir was talking hebrew not japanese or som shit
PlatinumgamingHD 1 year ago
Murph probably loved holding Sarah.
MylestheMediaMaster 1 year ago
Amir wasn't speaking japanese lol
NekoKage77 1 year ago
I love when Amir speaks Hebrew... But I have no idea what he was saying... Does anyone know? Thanks. :)
MileyDemiandJoBroFan 1 year ago
Lol amir talking in hebrew is sooooooo sexy
damnwindows98 1 year ago
@damnwindows98 Um, the subtitles are Chinese. Or maybe Japanese, I'm not sure. But I've seen hebrew writing before, and that's not it.
NateDin 1 year ago
idont get it... wats wrong with his throat?
funnyanimals121 1 year ago
i`m ganna do that 2 get out of school thumbs up if u agree!
KristyPeaceful 1 year ago
Amir hebrew talk is so sexy
shikmit 1 year ago
Amir is speaking Hebrew not Chinese
Zhucci 1 year ago
@Zhucci I love it when people try to prove people wrong while being proven wrong. I mean, the posts behind you are saying that it wasn't Chinese. Im not Asian, but assuming everything with symbols is Chinese is extremely racist.
Ryanlollies1 1 year ago
@Ryanlollies1 umad?
Zhucci 1 year ago
Funny, the hebrew is chinese
Kernemahshelchalolol 1 year ago
@Kernemahshelchalolol it's actually japanese but yea that was funny.
Biruk2002 1 year ago 2
yes amir hebrew win
Atepptelevision 1 year ago
wait, that's ACTUAL hebrew?
pinkjaguar12 1 year ago
@pinkjaguar12 Shalosh Pinot = 3 points. as in a triangle. XD
GeminiZeroX 1 year ago
idk what hes saying in in hebrew but i live in japan and all i got outta it was something about a hat hahaha so probs something like "oh we need a hat murph"
viNCeK13 1 year ago
@viNCeK13 It was about Hamans Hat. He said:
Your hat has three corners,
Three corners your hat have,
If your hat doesn't have three corners,
It wouldn't be your hat,
Or something near to that.
Zazzatron 1 year ago
Wow. The first time I didn't even notice Murph was wearing a top hat.
daisycorgi 1 year ago
got chem final exam in 9 hours, haven't slept in at least 21, one more episode and I will go study. promise.
dwardeay 1 year ago 146
@dwardeay me too
TrueMetapon 1 year ago
@dwardeay You're doing it wrong.
MISTtumbles 1 year ago
@dwardeay How did u do?
zerno7 11 months ago
@dwardeay ME TOO !
OneRepublicRT 9 months ago
@dwardeay I should be getting my stuff together for my final tomorrow or else I'll fail the class. It all depends on how prepared I am.
I've spent the last four hours watching Hardly Working. I feel your pain.
smartmoron62 8 months ago
@smartmoron62
im on summer break and im blowing it all on college humor, best summer of my life
dragonforceisasem 8 months ago
@dwardeay $20 says you kept saying "Just one more" until you had to go to school the next morning.
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Chrisx092 8 months ago
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amir says something like "but that ten percent of murphy's baat karta success on the list you know it's a nice not for commercial kindly advice almost two months ago i got a promotion right that down" (I used transcribed audio)
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SubjectOfTesting 1 year ago
Write That Down!
403988 1 year ago
@403988 spoiler alert
Ccutuber 1 year ago
Why does Amir's Hebrew have Japanese subtitles?
jpheitman 1 year ago 6
@jpheitman What did he say?? do u know?
Katarzyna93cr 1 year ago
@Katarzyna93cr It's a fun Hebrew song that's sung during the holiday of Purim:
"My hat it has three corners,
Three corners has my hat.
If it did not have three corners,
It would not be my hat."
h3rshel 1 year ago
@h3rshel lol that's amazing X) I sometimes wish I knew hebrew
Katarzyna93cr 1 year ago
@Katarzyna93cr Haven't the foggiest. But I do know for a fact it's Japanese.
jpheitman 1 year ago
lol at amir and the translation
AltairJohnson 1 year ago
GUULLPP GUGULLP
Wantsomecowbell 1 year ago
The Amir part made me freaking lose it!
walmansa 1 year ago
Any English translation for Amir? (p.s. Is he speaking Hebrew)
matthew15pwns 1 year ago
@matthew15pwns He's quoting a Jewish rhyme called "My Hat That Has Three Corners":
My hat that has three corners.
Three corners has my hat.
And had it not three corners,
It wouldn't be my hat.
Except he substitutes all the first person possessive pronouns for second person possessive pronouns.
CrzyIvnXLII 1 year ago 7
@matthew15pwns nope speaking it but the subtitle is in japeneese.
403988 1 year ago
F*CK YOU POPTARTS!
livnlife012 1 year ago
@georgegiana Pretty sure he's speaking Hebrew. xD
Naeka 1 year ago 3
Barack Obama his poop
But he's endangered so watch out for poacher
canonvgame 1 year ago 3
0.01
the4445 1 year ago
i don't get it
snowballmouse 1 year ago
Murph gets to carry Sarah FOR THE WIN.
AEMoreira81 1 year ago
lol speaking hebru with japanese subtitles
xxxk0r0naxxx 1 year ago