All the haters here are obviously EVE players hard core lol. He did say this is for WoW style mmo players, who want fast action and lots of fighting, so he is going to look for the differences in which there are many.
please tell me he didn't call isk gold, characters lenny kravitz and spaceman, the tutorial a bitch, and bitched about the controls before even figuring out the controls
I sincerly hope that this is a massive Troll or else its just sad and proves that all EvE-players can play WoW (and be good at it) but all WoW-players can't play EvE. EvE is the most complex mmo's there is while WoW is one of the least complex. So if you don't want to read a smal beginners guide you probably should go back to WoW and stay there.
Go back to WoW apparently you are not smart enough to play the game. People who come in and play Eve and expect it to be as simple and juvenile as wow irritate me but on the upside the learning curve keeps people like you out of my game. That's what I really love about eve.
I had trouble getting into this game, but I READ THE INSTRUCTIONS. Now I can get around and do my thing with little problem. Still a newb though, just learned not to auto through stargates.
@Hegemon54 of course Zenith Tvs are crappy it's no longer a TV corp, try upgrading to a Sony :), your comebacks are as slow as your gameplay, even i figured out how to move my 1st few minutes of playing, soooooo, go back to WoW and mindlessly re-level 30 toons for the next 20 years while everyone else gets a life without you
i came to eve as a bulllshiiiiit hardcore wower, and i picked this up in under 30 seconds, you struggle with control? what do you do headbutt the log in screen on runescape?
eve is a great game, and if you give a shit enough to read and look around in a game that mose people play for YEARS until they are considered good, then piss off.
if you are thinking of joining this game please leave your email on my wall and i will send u a 21 day trail and if you sub i will buy u a t1 battleship and a t1 battlecrusier of your chosing (but you have to sub to get em)
This game has the highest learning curve of any out there, and this is why you MUST go through the tutorials, or find a person to help you. There is no use in whining about the controls or anything in this game if you don't read the tutorials. it is essentially supposed to be life like and not completely fantasy based, such as wow. In other words, if you do not understand this game you probably do not understand life
Hahahahahaha! I literally laughed out loud when we couldn't move based on the WSAD keys!!!! lol!!!! You will never learn how to play unless you learn how to READ!!!
someone needs to learn how to read instructions (bottom right hand corner) really I figured out how to do something when I was what 9 its not that hard (mining not all that hard :)
WoW Sucks, it's a low-end game designed to be simple and playable in an instant. Eve, however, actually requires skill, which is why it will always trump WoW.
haha ok I never have had so much fun about a wower playing eve, how single-minded can you be, wasd keys don't work, Whahahahahah, oooh I used to play Wow ( cracked ofc), but I'm sure I never have been so dumb as this guy if he is being serious
All spacemans look like Lenny Kravits... Minmatar is the warrior class of EVE, high hp and strength... WASD dosen't work THIS IS BULLSHIT!...How do I move/Dock when it says so in the bottom right. 5000 (I'm sorry did you say gold?) gold? Wow this game does all the farming for you...This game sucks (after 1min and not even checking the tutorial)... Why is it that basic WOW players are such morons? OMG dosen't work like 99% of MMO I'm lost don't know what to do this game sucks. Please stay in Wow
Honestly, sometimes, when I surf the interwebz, watch youtube videos and read comments on articles, I am actually surprised humanity as a whole made it this far.
This moron logs in..."What the fuck I can't move" In typical WoW moron fashion.
Instead of taking the time to learn, the idiot hopes to bash his keyboard and be showered with epics. God WoW has ruined so many peoples gaming experience.
I play both games and I am not at ALL surprised by this guys video. I'd imagine 9/10, if a WoW kid tried Eve online, this is how it would end up. Free your brains you WoW kids!
@Rawr5649 I once let one of my friends (WOW nerd but smart) try the game, he dosn't like sci-fi but tried it with a critical mind and liked the experience, he praised it for many things but maintained it was not his cup of tea. Now I made another of my friends (WOW player also, good guy but short attention span and kind of moronic) try... His reaction was almost practically the same as this video. First question "I want the class that has best HP and best DMG!" Lol never let him touch eve after.
just go back to WOW bro. This game is too smart for you. it requires you to use BRAINS. lol. u'll see no warriors in this game. no hack and slash neither.
@Hegemon54 dude, you have no idea what EVE is all about and it's nearly irresponsible for someone to portray such an epic experience in they way that you have. Luckily no one has been fooled and your ratings show that. Have fun with your cartoon barbie doll in WoW
@UndercoverCracker Once GW2 comes out, I will leave WoW. I just play it when I feel the need for instant gratification. EVE Takes a long time to play and get good at, most WoW kids don't have the attention span for it.
"this just makes me want to play EVE more, knowing people like this get rejected by the idiot filter built into the start of the game." oh my gosh this vid made me laugh so hard and you guys are so freakin funny!
2/10 is to good for this vid eve is a g8 game and this is why they make the anti retard system to block well retard is too good for him out of the game i would give this vid 1/10 and if you can make it 0/10 then that
I so hope this is a joke. This moron is the exact reason I happily left World of Warcraft. I grew so weary of people exactly like this. Thank God I don't have to deal with self absorbed morons like this anymore who think they know everything.
Try not deleting the tutorial when starting games you know nothing about. I think you are best suited to WOW and should stick with that. Maybe try EVE when you older or able to concentrate longer than 10 seconds. YOUR THE REASON WHY PACKETS OF PEANUTS HAVE TO STATE THEY MAY CONTAIN NUTS!
"i'm a warrior how the fuck am i supposed to strafe" lolololololololoollolol
it's funny to me that automatically you assume you know the combat tactics in EVE: that you kite someone by "strafing." also, what's even funnier, is everything that is you're confused about is all right what that "bitch" is telling you.
thank you CCP for making the beginning this way and the weeder for down syndrome "know-it-alls"
dude, you do know that all the letters and shit, are for you to actualy READ to understand wtf is going on... dear lord, you are realy a big retard LMAO
Too bad Jake53107 you type like a retard. No one takes you seriously.
Also, EvE is a real MMO. WoW is just a watered down version of what MMOs are suppose to be. WoW is for all the kids and people who can't think on their own.
He is a troll, and it's just giving Eve players one more excuse to vent about how much they hate WoW. If he is actually a WoW player, he is a retarded WoW player. That's all. You have been trolled but you won't admit it because is much more fun to bash on WoW
471 people cant appreciate the troll and the obvious sarcasm. and they think they are not retards... somebody has to point this out for them: being serious doesnt make you seem smart. only .. dead serious retard. sigh..
Why are you making a beginner's guide. You'll be lucky to get that good! Why not watch one of the actual starter guides instead of wasting everyone's time with your retard opinions. The game may not be to everyone's taste but how would they know if they watched this. Good luck crossing the road, based on this you're going to need it!
If you dont do the tutorial then you wont learn anything -_-
also, i think you've played wow long enough that you've grown used to using a total of 2 brain cells when playing a game.
there a reason EvE is considered a more mature game, becuase reatards such as yourself cannot grasp the concept of not being able to faceroll straight through the game.
BECAUSE you can choose your bloodline & what-not, it makes the game's customization alot fun-filled. Like mass effect, you're saying "What the fuck is this?"
And you need to stop the profanity, it put more troll activity into these people saying WoW is gay,or makes you retarded.
"wow, you like start with 5,000 gold. this game gold-farms for you" idiot btw if you don't know how to play the game, the tutorial tells you how to. my favorite quote is "the WASD keys dont work, what the fuck!"
@darkorionnr1 No. I played WoW for 6 years and I'm not as dumb as this shithead. Eve is one of the best MMORPGs out there. Now stop feeding this troll.
lemme give you a tip, when reviewing the game learn to use options and look for controls and hotkeys for various things instead of bitching bout it,, trolling and whineing goes with blizzards games ,stock to wow and get some wellfare epics =O
"you have to read a fucking book before you play this game" No dipshit you just have to read the tutorials. God seriously you fail that hard? "I cant strafe!" there is no need to; jesus christ you in a fucking space ship who needs to strafe! if you noticed spaec craft do not use swords to gee lets think about this.....that's right you use ranged weapons holy shit look at the big brain on you!...you fucking tool.
Being a fellow WoW player I can in full honesty referre to you as an idiot. First for those of you asshat tween players back in the olderdays we didn't have WASD control alot of MMO's were designed with click to move functionality. Second I agree with not at least researching your potential game. Third adding to not doing any research if you are a WoW player I doubt you have done any major progression as what you have shown here today tells me that you are either carried or just fail in general.
@Hegemon54 yeah, you shouldn''t have put this on the internet, you sound like a dumbass..... i've played WoW before, and----no, you're stupid, you were hitting the WSAD keys into the chat, and you skipped the tutorial, most important part of the beginning, this isn't a review, this is embarrasing yourself to the internet.
Your frustration with the non-standard controls and dismissal of the tutorial just goes to show what a cheap carbon copy WoW is to old MMOs and how original EVE online is. Most MMOs are so similiar to each other nowadays that its like playing the same game with just different skins.
is this free or not?
cutthrought5 4 days ago
All the haters here are obviously EVE players hard core lol. He did say this is for WoW style mmo players, who want fast action and lots of fighting, so he is going to look for the differences in which there are many.
NukingKing 1 week ago
please tell me he didn't call isk gold, characters lenny kravitz and spaceman, the tutorial a bitch, and bitched about the controls before even figuring out the controls
DiamondChrome42 1 week ago
I sincerly hope that this is a massive Troll or else its just sad and proves that all EvE-players can play WoW (and be good at it) but all WoW-players can't play EvE. EvE is the most complex mmo's there is while WoW is one of the least complex. So if you don't want to read a smal beginners guide you probably should go back to WoW and stay there.
OskarJohannesson 2 weeks ago
Go back to WoW apparently you are not smart enough to play the game. People who come in and play Eve and expect it to be as simple and juvenile as wow irritate me but on the upside the learning curve keeps people like you out of my game. That's what I really love about eve.
Synfatelyng 2 weeks ago
I had trouble getting into this game, but I READ THE INSTRUCTIONS. Now I can get around and do my thing with little problem. Still a newb though, just learned not to auto through stargates.
thesmoky1 2 weeks ago
People like you are the reason the games industry is going down the crapper.
KaylinJH 1 month ago
This kid.
whatzapeartree 1 month ago
You are one of the biggest retards I've ever seen, you sound like adult but apparently you cant even fucking read. Go back to wow kthxbb
MaxKiller1313 2 months ago
HAHAHAh YOU ARE A STUPID FUCK!!! lol dumbasssssss fucking retard <3
Jibbz707 2 months ago
Learn how 2 play da game before u load a clip of it dipshit!!!!
TheJacko97 3 months ago
He IS brilliant troll:D
Tedminat0r 4 months ago
Your not a warior - your a worker! LOL :D
Sparagas 4 months ago
Lmfao, wow, talk about an open mind, lol!
rrtube2k4 4 months ago
"How am i supposed to strafe? I'm a warrior. How am I supposed to kite enemies? WTF?"
"Apparently the WASD keys don't work in this game"
"You get 5000 gold to start. This game is E-Z"
"How do I get out?"
-lmfao
blade2040 4 months ago
I hope this guy is a troll. If he is not someone please stop him from procreating.
Chased666 4 months ago
so, moaning about the controls, but skipping the tutorial?
right
you're one of those people that don't read manuals but bitch about that the tv doesn't work right?
Bezulba2 4 months ago 4
@Bezulba2 CUZ THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE TVS RIGHT ANYMORE NOT MY FAULT
Hegemon54 4 months ago
@Hegemon54 of course Zenith Tvs are crappy it's no longer a TV corp, try upgrading to a Sony :), your comebacks are as slow as your gameplay, even i figured out how to move my 1st few minutes of playing, soooooo, go back to WoW and mindlessly re-level 30 toons for the next 20 years while everyone else gets a life without you
DiamondChrome42 1 week ago
what a brilliant troll =)
MrRaistlim 5 months ago
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haxdubstep 5 months ago
...sigh...
neilparratt 5 months ago
What a loser...LOL :D
Vitols666 5 months ago
I give you 8/10, only cause I smiled few times...allmost laughed.
Dethelem 5 months ago 2
@Dethelem I AINT HERE FOR UR ENTERTAINMENT MOTHER FUCKER
Hegemon54 5 months ago
Ok now I laughed, gj! :)
Dethelem 5 months ago
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Dethelem 5 months ago
Kiting...very important for a warrior
WolftheLone 5 months ago
i came to eve as a bulllshiiiiit hardcore wower, and i picked this up in under 30 seconds, you struggle with control? what do you do headbutt the log in screen on runescape?
eve is a great game, and if you give a shit enough to read and look around in a game that mose people play for YEARS until they are considered good, then piss off.
foryourgore 5 months ago
Haha, not completing the tutorial was a great idea! who needs it anyway? no wait, it's the guys who have no idea how to play the game!
love your review, super funny!
itsetuore 5 months ago 2
wait how can a ship have plus stregnth
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EVEOnlineTrial 6 months ago
if you are thinking of joining this game please leave your email on my wall and i will send u a 21 day trail and if you sub i will buy u a t1 battleship and a t1 battlecrusier of your chosing (but you have to sub to get em)
knoresdg 6 months ago
worst review ever,you're just stupid not even trying to play the game
iceSkar 6 months ago
Best thing to do is quit the tuttorial, even tho you have no clue how to even MOVE!!!!
Gizdalord 6 months ago
there is also a rookie help channel there ...
ApocalypticMaelstrom 6 months ago
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ApocalypticMaelstrom 6 months ago
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ApocalypticMaelstrom 6 months ago
He is a bro. Bro's shouldn't play Eve as it requires thought, and patience.
followthemiddlepath 6 months ago
I've played WoW for 4 years and i understood Eve pretty well after i READ THE TUTORIAL... i feel sorry for this troll
number1fanfolife 6 months ago
This game has the highest learning curve of any out there, and this is why you MUST go through the tutorials, or find a person to help you. There is no use in whining about the controls or anything in this game if you don't read the tutorials. it is essentially supposed to be life like and not completely fantasy based, such as wow. In other words, if you do not understand this game you probably do not understand life
ExP3RT1ce 6 months ago
What a complete waste of CCP's bandwidth
diyman020 7 months ago
summary: wtf blabla wtf im retarded wtf i cant strafe wtf blabla
this is why eve online isn't as popular as wow, it requires above average brain capacity. trolls
DiZzYRps 7 months ago 2
If you had read to the left of the blood-lines you would have understood why they existed.. The only way to be a good Eve Online player is to read.
lopp241 7 months ago
Hahahahahaha! I literally laughed out loud when we couldn't move based on the WSAD keys!!!! lol!!!! You will never learn how to play unless you learn how to READ!!!
Teifang 7 months ago 5
Wow.... my hope for humanity... jez people like him do exist unfortunately.
Stevezftw 7 months ago
This man deserves a fucking medal for "Best troll ever"
WindJackell 7 months ago
Clearly blind to the entire screen, didn't notice he was typing in chat when trying to spam WSAD...
sola84 7 months ago
LENNY.
MO'FUKKEN
KRAVITZ.
joelwrussell 7 months ago
I laughed my ass off watching this vid... there is no way he was serious no way...
Talis116 7 months ago
actually in eve u have to READ... not like in wow. :)
wow is for retarded kids compared to eve.
eve is made for adult grown human beings able to think and read.
Delludus2 7 months ago
someone needs to learn how to read instructions (bottom right hand corner) really I figured out how to do something when I was what 9 its not that hard (mining not all that hard :)
silverredsaphire 7 months ago
Holy Shit this guy is STUPID You never skip the tutorial, 2nd EvE isnt your easy ass WoW, it takes knowledge to play it.
spartanwarrier 7 months ago
BATTLEFIELD>>>Call Of Duty
Eve>>>>Wow
that is all.
dust 514 ps3 exclusive holy shit sony did good.
platnumslayer7 7 months ago
News flash. This guy just got a job as a pilot for United Airlines.
doughboycod2 7 months ago
this is the funniest shit ever!
zeppelin228 8 months ago
Not sure if troll, or just a wow player....
wafflynumber 8 months ago
WoW Sucks, it's a low-end game designed to be simple and playable in an instant. Eve, however, actually requires skill, which is why it will always trump WoW.
CerealAssassin1 8 months ago
haha ok I never have had so much fun about a wower playing eve, how single-minded can you be, wasd keys don't work, Whahahahahah, oooh I used to play Wow ( cracked ofc), but I'm sure I never have been so dumb as this guy if he is being serious
RoyCoert 8 months ago
THIS video shows why we make fun of all the WoW players.
good troll.
then33k4 8 months ago 2
@then33k4 Shame this bastard sets a great example for other WoW players :(
nemzus 8 months ago
this guy needs to go back to the short bus cause he is really dumb >.<
jungle1960 8 months ago
typical wowhead, adds confirmation that all wow players cant play any other games but wow without getting pissed really fast..smh
CA1CWilliams 8 months ago
God.. This guy is so dumb..
GothicGamez 8 months ago
Yeah, theres no way this guy is serious. If he is, theres something wrong with him.
LotusDragon09 8 months ago
oh and btw 5000 isk isnt much
dwahuntur 8 months ago
LOL, Eve online is a game where you actually have to READ the tutorial, if you do not do that, your SCREWED
dwahuntur 8 months ago
All spacemans look like Lenny Kravits... Minmatar is the warrior class of EVE, high hp and strength... WASD dosen't work THIS IS BULLSHIT!...How do I move/Dock when it says so in the bottom right. 5000 (I'm sorry did you say gold?) gold? Wow this game does all the farming for you...This game sucks (after 1min and not even checking the tutorial)... Why is it that basic WOW players are such morons? OMG dosen't work like 99% of MMO I'm lost don't know what to do this game sucks. Please stay in Wow
AC8Gambler 8 months ago
You are so fucking retarded. Your supposed to read the tutorial thing at the bottom right asshole.
Thescaredbear 8 months ago
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dragonyox 8 months ago
This is why Eve players don't play any other games.
Dranas64 8 months ago
Yeah i am just gonna stick with battle star galitca....that is if they stop messing it up
pokemon9513 8 months ago
aaaaaaaaaaaa
spamming wasd in rookie chat, the staple of a wow & co. player...priceless video is priceless
DarkSmokey 8 months ago 2
there arnt any acutal alien races you can play as just humans
TheMutantlizard 8 months ago
maybe you should of done some research before playing the game....
nyxie86 9 months ago
O_o
Honestly, sometimes, when I surf the interwebz, watch youtube videos and read comments on articles, I am actually surprised humanity as a whole made it this far.
MandarbJair 9 months ago 2
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dragonyox 8 months ago
"I don't want your goddamn tutorial." well good luck noob.
TheDigitaldisco 9 months ago
This moron logs in..."What the fuck I can't move" In typical WoW moron fashion.
Instead of taking the time to learn, the idiot hopes to bash his keyboard and be showered with epics. God WoW has ruined so many peoples gaming experience.
I play both games and I am not at ALL surprised by this guys video. I'd imagine 9/10, if a WoW kid tried Eve online, this is how it would end up. Free your brains you WoW kids!
Rawr5649 9 months ago
@Rawr5649 looks like more kids on the way by this comment stupid faggot
Shadevv 9 months ago
@Rawr5649 I once let one of my friends (WOW nerd but smart) try the game, he dosn't like sci-fi but tried it with a critical mind and liked the experience, he praised it for many things but maintained it was not his cup of tea. Now I made another of my friends (WOW player also, good guy but short attention span and kind of moronic) try... His reaction was almost practically the same as this video. First question "I want the class that has best HP and best DMG!" Lol never let him touch eve after.
AC8Gambler 8 months ago
just go back to WOW bro. This game is too smart for you. it requires you to use BRAINS. lol. u'll see no warriors in this game. no hack and slash neither.
greenshirtification 9 months ago
Either he's a mediocre troll, or he is just THAT stupid.
N3M3SISWARM 9 months ago 21
@N3M3SISWARM apparently youre the troll, troll
Hegemon54 9 months ago
@Hegemon54 dude, you have no idea what EVE is all about and it's nearly irresponsible for someone to portray such an epic experience in they way that you have. Luckily no one has been fooled and your ratings show that. Have fun with your cartoon barbie doll in WoW
Rawr5649 9 months ago
@Hegemon54 Oh damn, what a fantastic comeback.
Honestly i don't think you know what a troll is, becasue i am the exact opposite.
N3M3SISWARM 9 months ago 12
@N3M3SISWARM get trolled faggot
Hegemon54 9 months ago
@Hegemon54 Way to be constructive. Stick to WoW dude ;) grown ups play EVE.
N3M3SISWARM 9 months ago
@Hegemon54 its a boring game....
mk100012 9 months ago
@N3M3SISWARM this video suggests, he IS THAT stupid
Rawr5649 9 months ago
what a noob.
MSGTusk 9 months ago
Where the fuck am I supposed to dock
Well, u skipped the tutorial thy said so...
You spend he's working out how to move and still can't do it properly, and you skip the movement tutorial
Choose minmatar
"I don't want to be a slave"
Fail.
This isn't a review
You're just some dumbass who expects eve to be exactly the same as wow and then criticises the game for it.
benroolz 9 months ago
WoW retard... some games actually have a tutorial because they aren't for dumb-asses.
Beau75984675 9 months ago
Ha ha you cool man :D
CiukuCiu 9 months ago
I'd take Rift or this over WW these days but honestly no MMO for me until SWTOR or GW2.
UndercoverCracker 9 months ago 3
@UndercoverCracker Once GW2 comes out, I will leave WoW. I just play it when I feel the need for instant gratification. EVE Takes a long time to play and get good at, most WoW kids don't have the attention span for it.
Rawr5649 9 months ago
this is not a review, its a troll -.-
118SKILLER 9 months ago
This guy is a stupid *uck...this is why WoW player should stay out of EVE...
izzyalistair 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"this just makes me want to play EVE more, knowing people like this get rejected by the idiot filter built into the start of the game." oh my gosh this vid made me laugh so hard and you guys are so freakin funny!
111BLACKLIGHTNING111 9 months ago
"OMG I have to read some text , this shit is retarded..." WTF WTF WTF. Fuck. Lenny Kravits. WTF no WASD WTF....
Pretty spot on , dude.
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HLGFreeman 9 months ago
2/10 is to good for this vid eve is a g8 game and this is why they make the anti retard system to block well retard is too good for him out of the game i would give this vid 1/10 and if you can make it 0/10 then that
CoDhAcKeRs1 10 months ago
Really, this troll is quite obvious... 2/10
Joey5537 10 months ago
I so hope this is a joke. This moron is the exact reason I happily left World of Warcraft. I grew so weary of people exactly like this. Thank God I don't have to deal with self absorbed morons like this anymore who think they know everything.
rahdon 10 months ago 3
your review deserves a place in failblog
xalias1982 10 months ago
this dude is a joke
crockit7247 10 months ago
I was getting frustrated at you just listening to your comments O.o
Xandranxanda 10 months ago 3
Try not deleting the tutorial when starting games you know nothing about. I think you are best suited to WOW and should stick with that. Maybe try EVE when you older or able to concentrate longer than 10 seconds. YOUR THE REASON WHY PACKETS OF PEANUTS HAVE TO STATE THEY MAY CONTAIN NUTS!
gd62106 10 months ago
"i'm a warrior how the fuck am i supposed to strafe" lolololololololoollolol
it's funny to me that automatically you assume you know the combat tactics in EVE: that you kite someone by "strafing." also, what's even funnier, is everything that is you're confused about is all right what that "bitch" is telling you.
thank you CCP for making the beginning this way and the weeder for down syndrome "know-it-alls"
douglasthew 10 months ago
this just makes me want to play EVE more, knowing people like this get rejected by the idiot filter built into the start of the game.
Jeycihn 10 months ago 3
EVE is for the smart players, WoW is for retards like this guy
SirRichard86 10 months ago 2
"What the fuck! I can't move, these controls suck! I dont want your goddamn tutorial!"
skeletalbig 10 months ago
If anyone wants a 21-day free trial, send me a message.
anspaughnato 11 months ago
dude, you do know that all the letters and shit, are for you to actualy READ to understand wtf is going on... dear lord, you are realy a big retard LMAO
SoraQuasar 11 months ago 8
NOOOO! WHO TOLD A WoW PLAYER ABOUT EvE? :'(
97ginoVDB 11 months ago 3
is this a troll, or is that guy just plain stupid?? O.o
Rebalike 11 months ago 21
495 people are troll bait.
L2Dre 11 months ago
I don't even play EVE, and this is OBVIOUSLY a parody, you people are epically dumb, especially those of you calling him a WoW retard.
nickrose83 11 months ago
awesome troll vid xD I love how he says he's a ''warrior'' though he never even saw any class selections.
lordwouter7 11 months ago
ITT: Faggots who think they're superior for playing a video game.
deadjewelry 11 months ago
not a bad troll, a little too obvious but not bad
SonicTheCat 11 months ago
rofl this is pretty awesome
nathank120 11 months ago
this video is literally the biggest moron trap i have ever seen, it's incredible.
christianethic 11 months ago
Glad this cocktard isn't playing eve, wow nub.
Gplumbz 11 months ago
LMAO, classic. thumbs up.
flange321 11 months ago
Not to mention the fact that this guy is an obvious troll
Jaymann721 11 months ago
Too bad Jake53107 you type like a retard. No one takes you seriously.
Also, EvE is a real MMO. WoW is just a watered down version of what MMOs are suppose to be. WoW is for all the kids and people who can't think on their own.
Jaymann721 11 months ago
He is a troll, and it's just giving Eve players one more excuse to vent about how much they hate WoW. If he is actually a WoW player, he is a retarded WoW player. That's all. You have been trolled but you won't admit it because is much more fun to bash on WoW
Caiuscicero 11 months ago
He skips the tutorial in EVE!!... OMG!!!!
Really, this is the reason I hate WoW Players!
They are all stupid, and the dont use their fucking brain!!!
ElricOfMelibone 11 months ago
MY WSAD KEYS DONT WORK I CANT MOVE HELP HELP IM STUCK HELP THIS GAME SUCKS
MiniDevilDF 11 months ago
471 people cant appreciate the troll and the obvious sarcasm. and they think they are not retards... somebody has to point this out for them: being serious doesnt make you seem smart. only .. dead serious retard. sigh..
Nil5 11 months ago
Confirming thsi guy has the patience of a goldfish pith adhd
thewobblyorange1987 11 months ago
I don't wants your g-damned tutorial! Reading is fer nerdz!
mxlflx 11 months ago
wow players cant play enything but wow without a Mod Stuck up thier ass telling them everything
Pallepop909 11 months ago
lol obviously an eve player trolling wow.... at least I truly hope.
maltz 11 months ago
you see that text on character creator - read it, you provide the argument that wow playersd are dumb as hell
T1carus 11 months ago
everyone's been trolled :P
xanuben 11 months ago
Why are you making a beginner's guide. You'll be lucky to get that good! Why not watch one of the actual starter guides instead of wasting everyone's time with your retard opinions. The game may not be to everyone's taste but how would they know if they watched this. Good luck crossing the road, based on this you're going to need it!
piaeve 11 months ago
this has to be a troll :3
pie666753 11 months ago
Dumb ass yank stick to eating burgers and playing wow.
RayVonUK 11 months ago
hahaha what a spastic he should stick to that childrens game, wow.
RayVonUK 11 months ago
Sometimes yoy forget why people laugh at wow players, and then you get clowns like this guy.
Thanks eve for seperating the dumb from the herd.
muchlove59 11 months ago 3
It has to be a troll. It has to be.
Please, dear god be a troll.
atilaus1 11 months ago
Best part about this video? The Apocrypha loading music! Ah, how I miss this.
Scrobes 11 months ago
Troll detected, trying too hard, 3/10
VicPunai 11 months ago
Learning curve keeping the retards away as usual. Thanks CCP for such an awesome game.
iRiskyFrisky 11 months ago 2
this vid is so great .... clueless WOW-noob meeting EVE ....EVE wins
FalconHawkde 11 months ago
I recommend ALL WoW players join EVE. You will be humiliated beyond imagination and shown to be the utter retards the majority of you are.
Have fun o7
Dalwhat 11 months ago
That's a WoW player for ya ;D
drew32904 11 months ago
Worst MMO game review I've ever seen. You're a fucking retard and should be embarrassed that you even made this piece of shit video live on YouTube.
fated2pretend 11 months ago
im guessing if you cuss alot it makes you cool..... not
mason414414 1 year ago
Read the guide you dumb ass!
GODofORCS 1 year ago
My god. I've played both Wow and EVE, and I must say, that EVE requires a lot more brain power. Clearly that is evident of this "WoWer"...
rog2207 1 year ago
If you dont do the tutorial then you wont learn anything -_-
also, i think you've played wow long enough that you've grown used to using a total of 2 brain cells when playing a game.
there a reason EvE is considered a more mature game, becuase reatards such as yourself cannot grasp the concept of not being able to faceroll straight through the game.
Thanks CCP. for keeping out the Wowcrack head's
Quickb3n 1 year ago
lol "This shits kinda retarded"
BECAUSE you can choose your bloodline & what-not, it makes the game's customization alot fun-filled. Like mass effect, you're saying "What the fuck is this?"
And you need to stop the profanity, it put more troll activity into these people saying WoW is gay,or makes you retarded.
Sikeman214 1 year ago
little does he know 5,000 isk aint shit in eve
coolilk2 1 year ago
@coolilk2 Yup....will not pay for a volley of ammunition for even a lowly vessel.
Highstakes72 11 months ago
strafing bitch this aint ww2 planes this is space
coolilk2 1 year ago
u r fucking retarded "i cant fucking move" and he skips tutorial
coolilk2 1 year ago
Yeah, your totally going to be able to change directions fast in a space ship. this is one of the worst reviews i've ever seen.
PrendiKennek 1 year ago
You complain you can't comtrol it then you skip the tutorial GG stopped watching right there
MacRedbaron 1 year ago
lol, skipping the tutorial? really?
palidan99 1 year ago
A retards guide to eve. Errr F%^k err whats that picture. errr f*&k. brains leaking out my arse. errr F^%k.
j5972 1 year ago
I don't want to watch this stupid gay, trolling the best MMO
TheForce159 1 year ago
This has to be a troll lol
BeeblesTV 1 year ago
"Thank You Eve, For Weaving Out The Retards."
this
Valathe 1 year ago 4
You failed at trying to be funny. If this was honestly what you play like, go back to wow, You must be intelligent to play eve; End of story.
sailfish250 1 year ago
"wow, you like start with 5,000 gold. this game gold-farms for you" idiot btw if you don't know how to play the game, the tutorial tells you how to. my favorite quote is "the WASD keys dont work, what the fuck!"
comradebiggles 1 year ago
You are a fucking retard!! This proves that WoW makes you dumd as a donkey!!
darkorionnr1 1 year ago 52
@darkorionnr1 No. I played WoW for 6 years and I'm not as dumb as this shithead. Eve is one of the best MMORPGs out there. Now stop feeding this troll.
Mew59 1 year ago
Thank You Eve, For Weaving Out The Retards.
jake53107 1 year ago 80
lemme give you a tip, when reviewing the game learn to use options and look for controls and hotkeys for various things instead of bitching bout it,, trolling and whineing goes with blizzards games ,stock to wow and get some wellfare epics =O
Th0rnFTW 1 year ago
"you have to read a fucking book before you play this game" No dipshit you just have to read the tutorials. God seriously you fail that hard? "I cant strafe!" there is no need to; jesus christ you in a fucking space ship who needs to strafe! if you noticed spaec craft do not use swords to gee lets think about this.....that's right you use ranged weapons holy shit look at the big brain on you!...you fucking tool.
Numanore 1 year ago
Being a fellow WoW player I can in full honesty referre to you as an idiot. First for those of you asshat tween players back in the olderdays we didn't have WASD control alot of MMO's were designed with click to move functionality. Second I agree with not at least researching your potential game. Third adding to not doing any research if you are a WoW player I doubt you have done any major progression as what you have shown here today tells me that you are either carried or just fail in general.
Numanore 1 year ago
AHHHH HAHAHAHHA I LAWLD THE ENTIRE TIME!!! AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
Sewiefortune 1 year ago
Maybe you should listen to the tutorial before bitching, Another Horrid review :/
Yupyuk 1 year ago
Oh no! He skipped the tutorial he's DOOMED!!!!
Corn0nJaCob 1 year ago
Considering to try eve online for a little while because i'm bored with WoW. Would like some people to tell me how it is.
PwningNinja11 1 year ago 4
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@PwningNinja11 utter utter shit
Hegemon54 1 year ago
@Hegemon54 yeah, you shouldn''t have put this on the internet, you sound like a dumbass..... i've played WoW before, and----no, you're stupid, you were hitting the WSAD keys into the chat, and you skipped the tutorial, most important part of the beginning, this isn't a review, this is embarrasing yourself to the internet.
Sikeman214 1 year ago
@Hegemon54
Your frustration with the non-standard controls and dismissal of the tutorial just goes to show what a cheap carbon copy WoW is to old MMOs and how original EVE online is. Most MMOs are so similiar to each other nowadays that its like playing the same game with just different skins.
k344yC 10 months ago