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  • is this free or not?

  • All the haters here are obviously EVE players hard core lol. He did say this is for WoW style mmo players, who want fast action and lots of fighting, so he is going to look for the differences in which there are many.

  • please tell me he didn't call isk gold, characters lenny kravitz and spaceman, the tutorial a bitch, and bitched about the controls before even figuring out the controls

  • I sincerly hope that this is a massive Troll or else its just sad and proves that all EvE-players can play WoW (and be good at it) but all WoW-players can't play EvE. EvE is the most complex mmo's there is while WoW is one of the least complex. So if you don't want to read a smal beginners guide you probably should go back to WoW and stay there.

  • Go back to WoW apparently you are not smart enough to play the game. People who come in and play Eve and expect it to be as simple and juvenile as wow irritate me but on the upside the learning curve keeps people like you out of my game. That's what I really love about eve.

  • I had trouble getting into this game, but I READ THE INSTRUCTIONS. Now I can get around and do my thing with little problem. Still a newb though, just learned not to auto through stargates.

  • People like you are the reason the games industry is going down the crapper.

  • This kid.

  • You are one of the biggest retards I've ever seen, you sound like adult but apparently you cant even fucking read. Go back to wow kthxbb

  • HAHAHAh YOU ARE A STUPID FUCK!!! lol dumbasssssss fucking retard <3

  • Learn how 2 play da game before u load a clip of it dipshit!!!!

  • He IS brilliant troll:D

  • Your not a warior - your a worker! LOL :D

  • Lmfao, wow, talk about an open mind, lol!

  • "How am i supposed to strafe? I'm a warrior. How am I supposed to kite enemies? WTF?"

    "Apparently the WASD keys don't work in this game"

    "You get 5000 gold to start. This game is E-Z"

    "How do I get out?"

    -lmfao

  • I hope this guy is a troll. If he is not someone please stop him from procreating.

  • so, moaning about the controls, but skipping the tutorial?

    right

    you're one of those people that don't read manuals but bitch about that the tv doesn't work right?

  • @Bezulba2 CUZ THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE TVS RIGHT ANYMORE NOT MY FAULT

  • @Hegemon54 of course Zenith Tvs are crappy it's no longer a TV corp, try upgrading to a Sony :), your comebacks are as slow as your gameplay, even i figured out how to move my 1st few minutes of playing, soooooo, go back to WoW and mindlessly re-level 30 toons for the next 20 years while everyone else gets a life without you

  • what a brilliant troll =)

  • ...sigh...

  • What a loser...LOL :D

  • I give you 8/10, only cause I smiled few times...allmost laughed.

  • @Dethelem I AINT HERE FOR UR ENTERTAINMENT MOTHER FUCKER

  • Ok now I laughed, gj! :)

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  • Kiting...very important for a warrior

  • i came to eve as a bulllshiiiiit hardcore wower, and i picked this up in under 30 seconds, you struggle with control? what do you do headbutt the log in screen on runescape?

    eve is a great game, and if you give a shit enough to read and look around in a game that mose people play for YEARS until they are considered good, then piss off.

  • Haha, not completing the tutorial was a great idea! who needs it anyway? no wait, it's the guys who have no idea how to play the game!

    love your review, super funny!

  • wait how can a ship have plus stregnth

  • if you are thinking of joining this game please leave your email on my wall and i will send u a 21 day trail and if you sub i will buy u a t1 battleship and a t1 battlecrusier of your chosing (but you have to sub to get em)

  • worst review ever,you're just stupid not even trying to play the game

  • Best thing to do is quit the tuttorial, even tho you have no clue how to even MOVE!!!!

  • there is also a rookie help channel there ...

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  • He is a bro. Bro's shouldn't play Eve as it requires thought, and patience.

  • I've played WoW for 4 years and i understood Eve pretty well after i READ THE TUTORIAL... i feel sorry for this troll

  • This game has the highest learning curve of any out there, and this is why you MUST go through the tutorials, or find a person to help you. There is no use in whining about the controls or anything in this game if you don't read the tutorials. it is essentially supposed to be life like and not completely fantasy based, such as wow. In other words, if you do not understand this game you probably do not understand life

  • What a complete waste of CCP's bandwidth

  • summary: wtf blabla wtf im retarded wtf i cant strafe wtf blabla

    this is why eve online isn't as popular as wow, it requires above average brain capacity. trolls

  • If you had read to the left of the blood-lines you would have understood why they existed.. The only way to be a good Eve Online player is to read.

  • Hahahahahaha! I literally laughed out loud when we couldn't move based on the WSAD keys!!!! lol!!!! You will never learn how to play unless you learn how to READ!!!

  • Wow.... my hope for humanity... jez people like him do exist unfortunately.

  • This man deserves a fucking medal for "Best troll ever"

  • Clearly blind to the entire screen, didn't notice he was typing in chat when trying to spam WSAD...

  • LENNY.

    MO'FUKKEN

    KRAVITZ.

  • I laughed my ass off watching this vid... there is no way he was serious no way...

  • actually in eve u have to READ... not like in wow. :)

    wow is for retarded kids compared to eve.

    eve is made for adult grown human beings able to think and read.

  • someone needs to learn how to read instructions (bottom right hand corner) really I figured out how to do something when I was what 9 its not that hard (mining not all that hard :)

  • Holy Shit this guy is STUPID You never skip the tutorial, 2nd EvE isnt your easy ass WoW, it takes knowledge to play it.

  • BATTLEFIELD>>>Call Of Duty

    Eve>>>>Wow

    that is all.

    dust 514 ps3 exclusive holy shit sony did good.

  • News flash. This guy just got a job as a pilot for United Airlines.

  • this is the funniest shit ever!

  • Not sure if troll, or just a wow player....

  • WoW Sucks, it's a low-end game designed to be simple and playable in an instant. Eve, however, actually requires skill, which is why it will always trump WoW.

  • haha ok I never have had so much fun about a wower playing eve, how single-minded can you be, wasd keys don't work, Whahahahahah, oooh I used to play Wow ( cracked ofc), but I'm sure I never have been so dumb as this guy if he is being serious

  • THIS video shows why we make fun of all the WoW players.

    good troll.

  • @then33k4 Shame this bastard sets a great example for other WoW players :(

  • this guy needs to go back to the short bus cause he is really dumb >.<

  • typical wowhead, adds confirmation that all wow players cant play any other games but wow without getting pissed really fast..smh

  • God.. This guy is so dumb..

  • Yeah, theres no way this guy is serious. If he is, theres something wrong with him.

  • oh and btw 5000 isk isnt much

  • LOL, Eve online is a game where you actually have to READ the tutorial, if you do not do that, your SCREWED

  • All spacemans look like Lenny Kravits... Minmatar is the warrior class of EVE, high hp and strength... WASD dosen't work THIS IS BULLSHIT!...How do I move/Dock when it says so in the bottom right. 5000 (I'm sorry did you say gold?) gold? Wow this game does all the farming for you...This game sucks (after 1min and not even checking the tutorial)... Why is it that basic WOW players are such morons? OMG dosen't work like 99% of MMO I'm lost don't know what to do this game sucks. Please stay in Wow

  • You are so fucking retarded. Your supposed to read the tutorial thing at the bottom right asshole.

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  • This is why Eve players don't play any other games.

  • Yeah i am just gonna stick with battle star galitca....that is if they stop messing it up

  • aaaaaaaaaaaa

    spamming wasd in rookie chat, the staple of a wow & co. player...priceless video is priceless

  • there arnt any acutal alien races you can play as just humans

  • maybe you should of done some research before playing the game....

  • O_o

    Honestly, sometimes, when I surf the interwebz, watch youtube videos and read comments on articles, I am actually surprised humanity as a whole made it this far.

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  • "I don't want your goddamn tutorial." well good luck noob.

  • This moron logs in..."What the fuck I can't move" In typical WoW moron fashion.

    Instead of taking the time to learn, the idiot hopes to bash his keyboard and be showered with epics. God WoW has ruined so many peoples gaming experience.

    I play both games and I am not at ALL surprised by this guys video. I'd imagine 9/10, if a WoW kid tried Eve online, this is how it would end up. Free your brains you WoW kids!

  • @Rawr5649 looks like more kids on the way by this comment stupid faggot

  • @Rawr5649 I once let one of my friends (WOW nerd but smart) try the game, he dosn't like sci-fi but tried it with a critical mind and liked the experience, he praised it for many things but maintained it was not his cup of tea. Now I made another of my friends (WOW player also, good guy but short attention span and kind of moronic) try... His reaction was almost practically the same as this video. First question "I want the class that has best HP and best DMG!" Lol never let him touch eve after.

  • just go back to WOW bro. This game is too smart for you. it requires you to use BRAINS. lol. u'll see no warriors in this game. no hack and slash neither.

  • Either he's a mediocre troll, or he is just THAT stupid.

  • @N3M3SISWARM apparently youre the troll, troll

  • @Hegemon54 dude, you have no idea what EVE is all about and it's nearly irresponsible for someone to portray such an epic experience in they way that you have. Luckily no one has been fooled and your ratings show that. Have fun with your cartoon barbie doll in WoW

  • @Hegemon54 Oh damn, what a fantastic comeback.

    Honestly i don't think you know what a troll is, becasue i am the exact opposite.

  • @N3M3SISWARM get trolled faggot

  • @Hegemon54 Way to be constructive. Stick to WoW dude ;) grown ups play EVE.

  • @Hegemon54 its a boring game....

  • @N3M3SISWARM this video suggests, he IS THAT stupid

  • what a noob.

  • Where the fuck am I supposed to dock

    Well, u skipped the tutorial thy said so...

    You spend he's working out how to move and still can't do it properly, and you skip the movement tutorial

    Choose minmatar

    "I don't want to be a slave"

    Fail.

    This isn't a review

    You're just some dumbass who expects eve to be exactly the same as wow and then criticises the game for it.

  • WoW retard... some games actually have a tutorial because they aren't for dumb-asses.

  • Ha ha you cool man :D

  • I'd take Rift or this over WW these days but honestly no MMO for me until SWTOR or GW2.

  • @UndercoverCracker Once GW2 comes out, I will leave WoW. I just play it when I feel the need for instant gratification. EVE Takes a long time to play and get good at, most WoW kids don't have the attention span for it.

  • this is not a review, its a troll -.-

  • This guy is a stupid *uck...this is why WoW player should stay out of EVE...

  • "OMG I have to read some text , this shit is retarded..." WTF WTF WTF. Fuck. Lenny Kravits. WTF no WASD WTF....

    Pretty spot on , dude.

    trollface.jpg

  • 2/10 is to good for this vid eve is a g8 game and this is why they make the anti retard system to block well retard is too good for him out of the game i would give this vid 1/10 and if you can make it 0/10 then that 

  • Really, this troll is quite obvious... 2/10

  • I so hope this is a joke. This moron is the exact reason I happily left World of Warcraft. I grew so weary of people exactly like this. Thank God I don't have to deal with self absorbed morons like this anymore who think they know everything.

  • your review deserves a place in failblog

  • this dude is a joke

  • I was getting frustrated at you just listening to your comments O.o

  • Try not deleting the tutorial when starting games you know nothing about. I think you are best suited to WOW and should stick with that. Maybe try EVE when you older or able to concentrate longer than 10 seconds. YOUR THE REASON WHY PACKETS OF PEANUTS HAVE TO STATE THEY MAY CONTAIN NUTS!

  • "i'm a warrior how the fuck am i supposed to strafe" lolololololololoollolol

    it's funny to me that automatically you assume you know the combat tactics in EVE: that you kite someone by "strafing." also, what's even funnier, is everything that is you're confused about is all right what that "bitch" is telling you.

    thank you CCP for making the beginning this way and the weeder for down syndrome "know-it-alls"

  • this just makes me want to play EVE more, knowing people like this get rejected by the idiot filter built into the start of the game.

  • EVE is for the smart players, WoW is for retards like this guy

  • "What the fuck! I can't move, these controls suck! I dont want your goddamn tutorial!"

  • If anyone wants a 21-day free trial, send me a message.

  • dude, you do know that all the letters and shit, are for you to actualy READ to understand wtf is going on... dear lord, you are realy a big retard LMAO

  • NOOOO! WHO TOLD A WoW PLAYER ABOUT EvE? :'(

  • is this a troll, or is that guy just plain stupid?? O.o

  • 495 people are troll bait.

  • I don't even play EVE, and this is OBVIOUSLY a parody, you people are epically dumb, especially those of you calling him a WoW retard.

  • awesome troll vid xD I love how he says he's a ''warrior'' though he never even saw any class selections.

  • ITT: Faggots who think they're superior for playing a video game.

  • not a bad troll, a little too obvious but not bad

  • rofl this is pretty awesome

  • this video is literally the biggest moron trap i have ever seen, it's incredible.

  • Glad this cocktard isn't playing eve, wow nub.

  • LMAO, classic. thumbs up.

  • Not to mention the fact that this guy is an obvious troll

  • Too bad Jake53107 you type like a retard. No one takes you seriously.

    Also, EvE is a real MMO. WoW is just a watered down version of what MMOs are suppose to be. WoW is for all the kids and people who can't think on their own.

  • He is a troll, and it's just giving Eve players one more excuse to vent about how much they hate WoW. If he is actually a WoW player, he is a retarded WoW player. That's all. You have been trolled but you won't admit it because is much more fun to bash on WoW

  • He skips the tutorial in EVE!!... OMG!!!!

    Really, this is the reason I hate WoW Players!

    They are all stupid, and the dont use their fucking brain!!!

  • MY WSAD KEYS DONT WORK I CANT MOVE HELP HELP IM STUCK HELP THIS GAME SUCKS

  • 471 people cant appreciate the troll and the obvious sarcasm. and they think they are not retards... somebody has to point this out for them: being serious doesnt make you seem smart. only .. dead serious retard. sigh..

  • Confirming thsi guy has the patience of a goldfish pith adhd

  • I don't wants your g-damned tutorial!  Reading is fer nerdz!

  • wow players cant play enything but wow without a Mod Stuck up thier ass telling them everything

  • lol obviously an eve player trolling wow.... at least I truly hope.

  • you see that text on character creator - read it, you provide the argument that wow playersd are dumb as hell

  • everyone's been trolled :P

  • Why are you making a beginner's guide. You'll be lucky to get that good! Why not watch one of the actual starter guides instead of wasting everyone's time with your retard opinions. The game may not be to everyone's taste but how would they know if they watched this. Good luck crossing the road, based on this you're going to need it!

  • this has to be a troll :3

  • Dumb ass yank stick to eating burgers and playing wow.

  • hahaha what a spastic he should stick to that childrens game, wow.

  • Sometimes yoy forget why people laugh at wow players, and then you get clowns like this guy.

    Thanks eve for seperating the dumb from the herd.

  • It has to be a troll. It has to be.

    Please, dear god be a troll.

  • Best part about this video? The Apocrypha loading music! Ah, how I miss this.

  • Troll detected, trying too hard, 3/10

  • Learning curve keeping the retards away as usual. Thanks CCP for such an awesome game.

  • this vid is so great .... clueless WOW-noob meeting EVE ....EVE wins

  • I recommend ALL WoW players join EVE. You will be humiliated beyond imagination and shown to be the utter retards the majority of you are.

    Have fun o7

  • That's a WoW player for ya ;D

  • Worst MMO game review I've ever seen. You're a fucking retard and should be embarrassed that you even made this piece of shit video live on YouTube.

  • im guessing if you cuss alot it makes you cool..... not

  • Read the guide you dumb ass!

  • My god. I've played both Wow and EVE, and I must say, that EVE requires a lot more brain power. Clearly that is evident of this "WoWer"...

  • If you dont do the tutorial then you wont learn anything -_-

    also, i think you've played wow long enough that you've grown used to using a total of 2 brain cells when playing a game.

    there a reason EvE is considered a more mature game, becuase reatards such as yourself cannot grasp the concept of not being able to faceroll straight through the game.

    Thanks CCP. for keeping out the Wowcrack head's

  • lol "This shits kinda retarded"

    BECAUSE you can choose your bloodline & what-not, it makes the game's customization alot fun-filled. Like mass effect, you're saying "What the fuck is this?"

    And you need to stop the profanity, it put more troll activity into these people saying WoW is gay,or makes you retarded.

  • little does he know 5,000 isk aint shit in eve

  • @coolilk2 Yup....will not pay for a volley of ammunition for even a lowly vessel.

  • strafing bitch this aint ww2 planes this is space

  • u r fucking retarded "i cant fucking move" and he skips tutorial

  • Yeah, your totally going to be able to change directions fast in a space ship. this is one of the worst reviews i've ever seen.

  • You complain you can't comtrol it then you skip the tutorial GG stopped watching right there

  • lol, skipping the tutorial? really?

  • A retards guide to eve. Errr F%^k err whats that picture. errr f*&k. brains leaking out my arse. errr F^%k.

  • I don't want to watch this stupid gay, trolling the best MMO

  • This has to be a troll lol

  • "Thank You Eve, For Weaving Out The Retards."

    this

  • You failed at trying to be funny. If this was honestly what you play like, go back to wow, You must be intelligent to play eve; End of story.

  • "wow, you like start with 5,000 gold. this game gold-farms for you" idiot btw if you don't know how to play the game, the tutorial tells you how to. my favorite quote is "the WASD keys dont work, what the fuck!"

  • You are a fucking retard!! This proves that WoW makes you dumd as a donkey!!

  • @darkorionnr1 No. I played WoW for 6 years and I'm not as dumb as this shithead. Eve is one of the best MMORPGs out there. Now stop feeding this troll.

  • Thank You Eve, For Weaving Out The Retards.

  • lemme give you a tip, when reviewing the game learn to use options and look for controls and hotkeys for various things instead of bitching bout it,, trolling and whineing goes with blizzards games ,stock to wow and get some wellfare epics =O

  • "you have to read a fucking book before you play this game" No dipshit you just have to read the tutorials. God seriously you fail that hard? "I cant strafe!" there is no need to; jesus christ you in a fucking space ship who needs to strafe! if you noticed spaec craft do not use swords to gee lets think about this.....that's right you use ranged weapons holy shit look at the big brain on you!...you fucking tool.

  • Being a fellow WoW player I can in full honesty referre to you as an idiot. First for those of you asshat tween players back in the olderdays we didn't have WASD control alot of MMO's were designed with click to move functionality. Second I agree with not at least researching your potential game. Third adding to not doing any research if you are a WoW player I doubt you have done any major progression as what you have shown here today tells me that you are either carried or just fail in general.

  • AHHHH HAHAHAHHA I LAWLD THE ENTIRE TIME!!! AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA

  • Maybe you should listen to the tutorial before bitching, Another Horrid review :/

  • Oh no! He skipped the tutorial he's DOOMED!!!!

  • Considering to try eve online for a little while because i'm bored with WoW. Would like some people to tell me how it is.

  • @Hegemon54 yeah, you shouldn''t have put this on the internet, you sound like a dumbass..... i've played WoW before, and----no, you're stupid, you were hitting the WSAD keys into the chat, and you skipped the tutorial, most important part of the beginning, this isn't a review, this is embarrasing yourself to the internet.

  • @Hegemon54

    Your frustration with the non-standard controls and dismissal of the tutorial just goes to show what a cheap carbon copy WoW is to old MMOs and how original EVE online is. Most MMOs are so similiar to each other nowadays that its like playing the same game with just different skins.