Peep Show S05E04 P02

[hogiharu]

"And I've got a tiramisu. This is fucking amazing!" Hahahaa

[UnlimitedApathy]

1) Wake up and find your being raped

2)Say Sorry to your rapist

...Gotta think Mark might not be right in the head

[Kuratassu]

Im watching this episode.. Nude

[NZMyrmidon]

I find it interesting how when Mark has a mental dialogue, he can still listen. While Jez just zones out.

[Zapak1]

While men can certainly be raped in rare cases, Mark clearly wasn't. The girl hesitated when he very politely protested, but soldiered on when he made absolutely no effort to stop her. Had he started to struggle, then he would definitely have been raped. Who doesn't subconsciously want to shag a lesbian?

[Easyandy100]

@Zapak1 Mark protested a number of times. It was rape though not a vicious assault and there is no such thing as the sub conscious; you are either aware of something (conscious) or unaware of something (unconscious). Can't be half and half.

[Zapak1]

@Easyandy100 You're splitting hairs. The subconscious is often used to refer to the preconscious in common language, however it's not accepted in academic works due to the term having other ambiguous meanings, so I'll give you that one. As for Mark, he's still a giant pussbag that could have easily stopped the alleged raping. Girls aren't taught no means no when they're the initiator.

[Easyandy100]

@Zapak1 I would have said Jung came up with the idea that there was no such thing as the subconscious so I can't really take credit for that. Mark shouldn't have had to use force as he made clear he was not happy with what was going on. Also he was asleep when the sex was initiated so he was in no fit state to give permission or not. But I do agree with you on your final point as we haven't quite reached the point of equal responsibility when it comes to sex yet.

[darksks18]

this show has the best one liners like "she has stolen sex off me"

[kumquatsta]

natalie talks like ross kemp

[durgledoggy]

Shit, I lost my virginity while asleep! This is brilliant.

[juniwilliams]

i kind of fancy Natalie

[Buirgenstock]

Super Hans is MY FUCKING ROLE MODEL!

[SirRobin126]

Does anyone think David's voice at the beginning sound like his villain character?

[upbomb]

Is he lying in a bath with my money?...nude. After having sex with my mother?...nude

[xTigrosox]

i think the daughter would be perfect for mark bc at least one would have some balls

[SuperMageo]

Even though Jez is being a dick, I really dislike his moms boyfriend... he just came into their lifes and started controlling everything!

[szzmm]

glue is coming back. LOL.

[tomatoseed1]

by far the best peep show episode, full of great lines

[alaskaTrobot]

"...And you're going through this like a thirsty gay".

[BobbyDuwitz]

Natalie looks like a mix between big suze and mark.

[celestialsalamander]

Nataly is a rapist!!!!!

[Herbstkoenigin]

@celestialsalamander I want like the comment since it is true, but I don't want to like rape sooo...

[PassionateMistress]

Hah, Mark was so excited when the tiramisu arrived, it was almost sexual...

[BuchuBuchuMan]

Another fucking epic Super Hans moment.

[Ernestiqus]

I wouldn't mind Natalie doing that to me I think.

[Rentaghost76]

Natalie turns me on more than Sophie....am I weird?! lol

[epitomeofapathy999]

@Rentaghost76 A little unorthodox haha but who am I to judge

[Austinw16]

HAHA he got raped!!!!

[amylove999]

do you have feelings of shame and self loathing?..

Of course I do , don't load the question... hee hee

[MrSporkster]

"At least she didn't wee on me. That's a positive."

:D

[92BenMC]

"no Jeremy, gunny lives with us now"

[highway234]

mark has the most laid-back orgasms i've ever seen. he looks like he sat on a whoopie cushion.

[Zerojquan]

wow.. i never realized thats consider rape for a guy....

[anetchi]

This and Curb Your Enthusiasm are taking all my free time and they're equaling good (somewhat lonely?) times

[HunterZolomon]

Is it wrong of me to find Natalie completely irresistible?

[brokelip]

Natalie's cute looking, much better than Sophie...if only she dressed better and talked better and learned how to cross her legs.

[dieHeeresschar]

I love it when Mark's just waking up and you hear him saying something stupid. In this one, he says, "I can't find my good pants. I don't wanna wear the tight ones, it's pee."

On the stag episode, it's something like, "I don't want to wear those boots. They're Hitler's boots."

[undDerWeberMax]

cant sell gunny. gunny lives with us now.

[iamqqqqqqq]

Jeremy was eating pain killers for breakfast

"Nurofen"

[snackynak]

I love there new friend. Good ol' gunny

[littlebiddyteapot]

ahhh, good old midnight, half asleep rape :) :)

[tekqist28]

"you beautiful man, im gonna tattoo your name on my balls" xD

[Cakerolled]

randy

[truthmcnilne]

Is it just me or is Jez's mum actually pretty bloody sexy

[msfsaint]

Glue's coming back you know

[aModernDandy]

AND I've got a Tiramisu! that is f*cking amazing!

[TheYahtzeeNazi]

That's my favorite line in this whole episode.

[WKaliberr]

it tastes like vagina

[MissusFingerBottom]

"I've got your balls in a vice" I have to use this quote sometime in real life..

[glebber]

and i've got a tiramisu!!! this is fucking amazing.

[TheCcway]

"You are a rape victim"

[spe4kfr34ly]

i actually think the girl who rapes mark is pretty. just not very feminine.

[ToofanGuitar]

no way man haha

[ShovelDuct]

I actually had a nightmare about Super Hans stealing my children.

[raissac]

Haha, she didn't pee on him. MARK WINS!

[ineedtherapyquick]

AHAHA JEREMY

you have been raped mark

[KooTheDancer452]

"at least she didnt wee on me"

poor mark...teehee he got raped!

[glebber]

lolll. David's facial expression at 0:17

hilarioussss.

[dancebot7]

"Don't wee the bed Natalie"

[aliensexgangchildren]

no that wasn't jez's sister at the funeral it was his uncle's sister therefore his aunt thats why he said leave it to his uncle's sister to ban talking about jesus before he went into his enya speech

[Zimtastic]

SuperHans on drugs is pretty much the funniest thing ever.

[laughingaussie90]

if you hate quoter's dont scroll down. pretty fucking easy solution.

[e123shadowaisha]

"I'm the iron Chancellor" XD

[sclemzoid]

you massive twat!

[Atrix3349]

...and I've got a tiramisu! This is fucking amazing!

lol

[slr1008]

"yep youve been raped classic case" lol

[paz2001]

"yep ur another faggot ruining a joke for other people by quoting someone elses joke"

[raptoresque]

"yep ur another faggot ruining a joke for other people by quoting someone elses joke" LOL i loved that part !!

[proverbsuburb]

uve been whinging about people quoting since season 3, obviously no one cares.

[ahabthewhaler]

i care

[sacredgeometry]

exactly noone haha - obviously this is not the way to get people to care about your opinion...just because mummy gives into your whining doesn't mean we are susceptible to it.

[ahabthewhaler]

see it is interesting you suggest not liking people posting the jokes in a show you are about to watch on the comments page is childish, as opposed to the posting of jokes you have just heard in order to garner some kind of praise from strangers using jokes from a show said strangers are just about to watch. Also the simple fact that you cared enough to reply touches my heart

[sacredgeometry]

haha i do but then i am unlike most people i care that its causing you a problem...but maybe the problem lies with you not other people...try watching the video before reading comments...that way you will never have that problem again.... that way you dont get irritated and other people can have their fun.

Peace

Brian

[bcnnatalia]

only child... now I understand!!

[whoseliner44]

Lovin' how they call the gun, "gunny", lol !

[CokeSocial]

ill stop being hamlet when you stop being...A MASSIVE TWAT.

[pfive]

best bit

[flagga]

"I like you...I like that...I need a wee now"

Haha

[warriorsleftnut]

lololol mark got rapped by gi jane lololol

[jupsto]

and people think women cant rape men!

[ardiar2011]

Could I get you some more wine...?

('Cause you're going through this like a thirsty gay!)

[Oscar301]

"You beautiful man, I'm gonna tattoo your name on my balls.  I'm a millionaire again!"

[futurecharlie]

"As a mate, somebody who knows me really well, can you tell me, is my bottom half on fire?"

[ElijahsImpact]

Natalie raped Mark!

[DaliMontana]

does Jez have a sister? I thought the sister was his uncle's. so the woman at the funeral is his aunt. Or am I getting confused?

[Oscar301]

Pedants Corner: continuity error... Jez says he's an only child but re an earlier series when his uncle died, he has a sister. Anyone else notice that?

[MargotVoguey]

David looks lovely in this episode - even more so than usual. Aww.

[rentedkoala]

stop having sex with me .. please

i thought i'll die on that )

[obi1123]

glues comin back... haha

[dingydongdoo]

'Mark, it sounds like you've been raped'

LMAO

[SallyCinnamon87]

"Jeremy,the yardies aren't gonna solve all your problems!" XDDD

[DasUnheimliche]

"this is a fantastic evening. i've become a miltiary historian, and jeremy's future happiness rests in my hands. ...and i've got a tiramisu! this is fucking AMAZING!"

brilliant.

[Shanklyboyz]

"A MASSIVE TWAT!" LMFAO!

[swanseaboy]

Natalie is quite fit. If she put on nice clothes and some make up, she would be hot.

[darkmensch]

what's KoFu ?? where is it?

[iasapg]

There's a Kofu in Japan.

[darkmensch]

No i just found out, it should be an island in Greece called Corfu. Easyjet flies there from Gatwick.

it is said to be a very beautiful island .. so its more reasonable they moved there

[swanseaboy]

They were talking about Corfu, it is a Greek Island and a popular holiday destination for Brits.

[jsmith2470]

It's corfu, it's a Greek island

[jeremyshambles]

i ve done that as well where you tell a drunk passed out person not to vomit or wee on your bed, " i hope it filtered through to her subconcious, i hope the DONT was clear enough. the yardies are the answer to everything, arent they?

[zombiekid16]

Thank you babeyblue

[steloprey]

wtf is a 'yardy'?

[freddie36900]

a chav or thug type of fing

[steloprey]

thx freddie!

I was thinking it was perhaps a person that worked at a carnival...I only just found out that a chav was 'council house and violent' (also thru youtube comments)

youse brits are heaps cultured. Im slowly soaking it up.

[swanseaboy]

A Yardy is a black gangster. They are in London and in other countries too i think.

[concretejungle79]

Yardie is jamaican slang. Basically name of a gang or group of gangs originally hailing from Trenchtown & surrounding areas. In recent decades we have had the pleasure of these gangs operating in London..

[SeanNinetyOne]

Black Gangsters, typically from Jamaica, I think.

Google is your friend remember ;)

[steloprey]

google is good. But I have gotten a few different answers on this 'comments' section-- I like getting answers straight from the people who live where 'yardy' is relevant. concretejungle79 had the best answer so far.

[SeanNinetyOne]

Yeah, for some reason those other replies were not showing up for me so I didn't know you're question had been answered ;)

[woin14]

He was nearly right, its not gangs, its A gang. Just like the Chinese Triads or the Japanese Yakuza. Its a Jamaican gang, that has subsiderys in loads of differnt countrys.

[SeanNinetyOne]

I'm having an Orgasm against my will!

Mark quotes are the best ever, followed by Super Hanz.

[SpartanPkr]

I am no longer the biggest fan of peep show.

I am now the biggest fan of Babyblue8five.

ty 4 uploading :)

[zombiekid16]

Hehe

[evergrim]

I can so relate to the whole inheritance coupled with parents divorcing and finding new partners fiasco. It's just annoying. Imo, the money belongs to the bloodline, end of argument.

[tarak1ng]

"You're not Hamlet! Stop being Hamlet!" lol!

[fredsta125]

A MASSIVE TWAT

[nikanj]

Oh my god Mark was raped! Brilliant.

[deliriumdoll]

That's an exquisitely weird post to imagine reading without any context!